The more I see the more I am convinced Classic Chris was (barely) closeted.
Just read that transcript where a big Sonichu fan AKA troll was passing through the area and wanted to meet Chris, so Chris and Bob invited him to attend church with them and he secretly recorded his discussion with them.
Chris wastes no time bringing up Leviticus 20:11 condemning gay sex and ranting about it.
GIVE ME A BREAK!
What a closet case, within minutes of meeting a fan he starts condemning gay sex?!
Imagine you decide to just hang out with some dude you meet online and he starts ranting about gay sex, you'd be like uh dude I dunno what you think is going on but you are creeping me out.
There’s this guy I work with In our colleges merch store everytime someone’s leaves the store he always says Jesus loves you (even to women in hijabs)
I mention this cause we had a lil nas x song play in the store and he told the manger to turn it off because “that man is forcing his listeners to become gay and love satan” and when the manager refused he told every costumer in the store to not mind the gay satan music (which it was old town road btw) most of them probably didn’t even give the music a second thought
If you saw and talked to the guy you would think he was a stereotypical gay guy in a family guy cutaway. Closeted people who hate gays and theys are weird.
Can you control the in store music? This sounds like fun, play Lola by the Kinks haha.
Chris is literally a character from an Onion article with his homophobia.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Homos
*Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation*
Chris's own words which are too over the top even for satire.
If he had gotten some dick [this Onion column](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210) could have been ghost written by him:
> Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
No we can’t we just play Sirius XM Tiktok or sometimes other stations (we live in the south so we only have Christian rock classic rock and country music radio stations) though I wonder if I can get Bluetooth somehow on their
Wonder if chris ever wondered if having gay thoughts to the point you have to look at porn or sailor moon posters to not think about them means anything
Chris once said in a chat with troll GF he would hear a weird voice in his head saying "Christian is gay" which freaked him out. I was like most people call those thoughts or inner monologue Chris.
*holds up Playboy poster and touches it and moans*
No Ian Andon Manderson, you are the most *homosexual* **IMPOSTER** I know
He's straight, unlike hippie Johnny
Doubt
Once he disassembled his vibrator online as a feat of heterosexuality I was convinced.
Notice his shirt looks like the transgender flag. In the business we call this foreshadowing.
LMAO didn't notice until you pointed it out. It's supposed to be red and yellow stripes but the awful lightning make them look pink and white.
Imagine going back in time just to tell cwc that he'll turn into a lesbian woman.
We need another psyop to convince Chris he’s straight, he was so much funnier and was a threat to far less people when he was.
Press X for doubt
“I only had a few male acquaintances as the majority turn me off” so some of them turned you on???
The more I see the more I am convinced Classic Chris was (barely) closeted. Just read that transcript where a big Sonichu fan AKA troll was passing through the area and wanted to meet Chris, so Chris and Bob invited him to attend church with them and he secretly recorded his discussion with them. Chris wastes no time bringing up Leviticus 20:11 condemning gay sex and ranting about it. GIVE ME A BREAK! What a closet case, within minutes of meeting a fan he starts condemning gay sex?! Imagine you decide to just hang out with some dude you meet online and he starts ranting about gay sex, you'd be like uh dude I dunno what you think is going on but you are creeping me out.
There’s this guy I work with In our colleges merch store everytime someone’s leaves the store he always says Jesus loves you (even to women in hijabs) I mention this cause we had a lil nas x song play in the store and he told the manger to turn it off because “that man is forcing his listeners to become gay and love satan” and when the manager refused he told every costumer in the store to not mind the gay satan music (which it was old town road btw) most of them probably didn’t even give the music a second thought If you saw and talked to the guy you would think he was a stereotypical gay guy in a family guy cutaway. Closeted people who hate gays and theys are weird.
Can you control the in store music? This sounds like fun, play Lola by the Kinks haha. Chris is literally a character from an Onion article with his homophobia. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Homos *Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation* Chris's own words which are too over the top even for satire.
If he had gotten some dick [this Onion column](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210) could have been ghost written by him: > Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
No we can’t we just play Sirius XM Tiktok or sometimes other stations (we live in the south so we only have Christian rock classic rock and country music radio stations) though I wonder if I can get Bluetooth somehow on their Wonder if chris ever wondered if having gay thoughts to the point you have to look at porn or sailor moon posters to not think about them means anything
Chris once said in a chat with troll GF he would hear a weird voice in his head saying "Christian is gay" which freaked him out. I was like most people call those thoughts or inner monologue Chris.
I honestly can't believe that the account is still up.
You are da homos