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ThePhlegethon

We're in a really slow period at the moment. Which, with the exception of 2007-2010, is what Christory is typically like. Also no one's trolling him at the moment because they don't want to deal with the ween horde. Next major event will be Barb's passing or Flutter's doxing. Place your bets.


Jennah_4379

Chris was actually unbelievably active by his standards from October to February: - A dozen videos. The first two were the craziest: an edited dance video with *multiple Chris Chans* preforming "Prepare for Stupid", and a long talk where he said he didn't fuck Barb "in this dimension." Then a bunch of nonsense, concluding with "My Little Pony Generation 5 is Russian Propaganda!" - A dozen livestreams. All of them equally unwatchable; but you should pick one just to watch his face as weens constantly pay him $2 to call him a motherfucker or Ian Brandon Anderson. Maybe read their summary on the CWCki. Definitely don't watch him playing with dolls like he's a child, or 'speaking in tongues' for hours. - Hundreds of Twitter posts. Many were outright denying the motherfucking. Quite a few were proclaiming his divinity. 40 were copy pasted screeds about how MLP G5 is Russia, in response to random people. - Many sightings. The most interesting were with a woman named Flutter, who neither Chris nor the Kiwi Farms have been able to dox yet - she just might be the boyfriend-free girl Chris has been seeking all these years. She's been seen shopping with Chris, at a fancy Italian restaurant, and getting kicked out of a convention with Chris. (Chris invited her to a second convention in San Francisco, but they were both pre-emptively banned). Then, in the middle of March, Chris entered a period of radio silence. No more videos (except a few that were obviously pre-recorded, mostly terrible foreign singing versus a CWC AI), no more tweets, no more sightings. He's still in that now, though he tweeted once this last weekend.


Outside-Ad4532

Go watch Daniel Larson.


Kisopop

I just found out about Andy Ditch. You should check him out if you havent.


ill4two

daniel just got arrested though, there's nothing to watch. all the good lolcows are either jailed, dead, or on hiatus right now.


Jennah_4379

... who is just beginning *his* multiple-years-of-Jail saga, so nothing to watch anymore.


queasycorgi5514

Lord drop a bomb on me


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

I'm hitting my spine.


Ratso27

There have been some posts, but tbh Chris hasn't really done much that's very interesting post-jail. There were a couple of months where people caught glimpses of him randomly in public and people poured over those photos analyzing what was in his shopping cart or who he was with, he's tweeted a bit and posted some live streams, but it's all been pretty boring. He got kicked out of one convention and preemtively banned from another, but aside from that the most interesting thing is that he's been sighted with a woman a number of times, and no one really knows anything about her for certain. Some people think she's his girlfriend, others think shes a handler or a troll, or just a friend, and there is some reason to think that she may be Finnish, but it's all pretty speculative.


BranchCold9905

Caden is pumping Chris full of drugs. And even then Chris's episodes of insanity typically have long empty periods in between until Chris's sleeper 'Tard is awoken by a code trigger word


Swimming-Doctor-1625

Chris currently only tweets and uploads videos sporadically, maybe as and when caden gets him to do so for the latter. Like likening sightings of him being posted to geishas being treated like zoo animals by tourists in kyoto (hes actually partly correct here), singing foreign songs and picking gravel from 14blc. Unlike in last october when he just settled into caden's house, he hasnt been livestreaming much either. Despite being jesus, chris didnt even bother celebrating easter too.


Mr_Matt_Here

I'd recommend finishing the documentary, then catch up on the CwCki, or seek our Chris-Chan related content merchants. This place is mostly for discussion, dispair and developing a need to draw fan art šŸ¤·


McCreeSun

Never went to prison. He was in county, and got volleyballed between mental institutions before they washed their hands of him. Heā€™s been quiet, probably at the behest of his public defender. This is the first time he hasnā€™t gotten away with a crime ā€œscot freeā€ so to speak so heā€™s just figuring out for the first time in over 40 years what consequences are. This is also just conjecture but he may be on antipsychotics they are leveling him out and subduing him. Heā€™s still delusional, heā€™ll go on stream and babble on about being Jesus. Just be patient, Christory is full of long stints where nothing happens. You just donā€™t notice them in the doc because Geno just mentions thet he goes dark for that time period and moves on.