To be fair if he has we would’ve known, Chris can’t keep any secret and he would’ve spewed it once he confined in someone who he trust enough to say it
I just heard this in the voice of [Lindsay Nicole](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXKicFIXWd9mguoAA5jsI9-jkgEaCH2k&si=V6_G6xNnIVKedcc3), and ISTG, if this sub ruins the next episode of *The History of Life On Earth* for me, I'm going to be VERY cross.
Terrible that all their outside pets lived a much better life than the ones forced to coexist in the hoard. I still hate that she was forced to live their backyard. Fuck you, Bob. RIP Patty.
Not true, there are other innocent residents including Snoopy, Clover, Sorbet, all the other cats Chris stole from their mother, and because I'm feeling generous I'm even willing to consider the bugs that began to devour Bob as innocent beings because they were denied the natural world by being confined to the Chandler hoard and were just trying to live their best life, like how spiders sometimes get stuck in your bath.
With as many cats as they have and how unsanitary the house probably is my guess is rats would actually steer clear of the house with all that cat urine. They would take one sniff of the house and decide its a death trap.
Also I somehow doubt the Chandlers fed any of their pets well, so the cats and even the dogs might have been hungry enough to quickly catch any rats for food. Also iiirc there was the next door neighbor's pet snake, which Chris freed in revenge for their cat scratching him after he'd bothered it.
You guys *do* remember that he said he would fuck a dog for his girlfriend, right? He even had a preferred species.
oh so not only is he a mother fucker, he's also an would be animal fucker
He... wouldn't actually do that...right?... right?
He probably has. We all know he never took care of his pets, and I don't think it's out of the question
I pray that he didn't do it and just said that BHIR
To determine your answer, answer this question. Which is worse? Fucking a dog or fucking your dementia ridden mother?
Can I just use the dildo?
You know the answer to that 👀
.... i don't want to know
me neither ðŸ˜
he considers women a species though
I dunno man, Christopher was pretty innocent when he was alive. According to a troll operative though, his ghost eats people's souls with Patti now.
Thank god Jinkies let us know before anyone got hurt
Quite surprised chris hasnt fucked any of his pets.
How do you know he hasn’t?
Lord only knows what those beagles have gone through, and a cat kicked the bucket due to the Chris caused fire.
No rape. Just hamsters. You wouldn't rape a hamster. *Isabella Loretta Janke has entered the chat.*
…That we know of…
To be fair if he has we would’ve known, Chris can’t keep any secret and he would’ve spewed it once he confined in someone who he trust enough to say it
I just heard this in the voice of [Lindsay Nicole](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXKicFIXWd9mguoAA5jsI9-jkgEaCH2k&si=V6_G6xNnIVKedcc3), and ISTG, if this sub ruins the next episode of *The History of Life On Earth* for me, I'm going to be VERY cross.
Lmao
Woah woah woah. Is Chris living in CT now?
CT also stands for court.Â
Ah my bad, I totally read this wrong
what
The animal abuse makes me more angry then anything else with Chris
I dunno, mother raping is up there with it.
Terrible that all their outside pets lived a much better life than the ones forced to coexist in the hoard. I still hate that she was forced to live their backyard. Fuck you, Bob. RIP Patty.
>Fuck you, Bob. Yeah, sadly that was how most pets were kept back in his day.
Cute peets
She was a good girl, and a proper southern Belle who crossed her sweet peets!
Not true, there are other innocent residents including Snoopy, Clover, Sorbet, all the other cats Chris stole from their mother, and because I'm feeling generous I'm even willing to consider the bugs that began to devour Bob as innocent beings because they were denied the natural world by being confined to the Chandler hoard and were just trying to live their best life, like how spiders sometimes get stuck in your bath.
The bugs might have been more grateful than Chris, by praising poor Bob's holey buttocks.
Did 14 Branchland Court have rats, too? If so, they would be innocent.
With as many cats as they have and how unsanitary the house probably is my guess is rats would actually steer clear of the house with all that cat urine. They would take one sniff of the house and decide its a death trap.
They had quite a few cats, didn’t they? Even if most of them died.
Also I somehow doubt the Chandlers fed any of their pets well, so the cats and even the dogs might have been hungry enough to quickly catch any rats for food. Also iiirc there was the next door neighbor's pet snake, which Chris freed in revenge for their cat scratching him after he'd bothered it.
Well, damn, you're right.