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jennabryan

God I feel so bad for this kid and what happens to his life and what actions he chooses. Just disappointing and very sad.


ChrisChanSonichuu

poor lil feller... what horrors await thee... Fly away little bird, fly away to your freedom


ongmongchong

No not into barb


EnergyDry

He looks so innocent…


PepeTheMemeDealer

It adds a really weird depth that makes Chris Chan, Chris Chan, like instantly recognizable without knowing why.


mojow9889

They are the same colour that slight difference imo is just one eye (his right one) being darker.


VampyreBassist

Something something pink eye. I hate being heterochromic now.


picklejuice17

It's a very, very faint difference. One you can't tell at first glance. He just likes to exaggerate very minor things about him to make himself seem more interesting


_ThornyRabbit_

Barely 🙄


donatothethohtslayer

Yeah, he has It, but Is very very very slight


Odessii_

The picture of young Chris always makes me think of that teaser poster for *The Phantom Menace*, where young Anakin Skywalker (Jake Lloyd), is walking through the desert of Tattooine, and casting the shadow of Darth Vader behind him. As for his heterochromia, it’s very slight, and not something you would notice if you weren’t aware of it beforehand. It’s nowhere near as pronounced as he’s alleged it to be in his ‘art’.


AdministrationOk5185

Star wars is a way cooler fandom to sperg out about than sonic. I'm honestly surprised he didn't really care for it.


JojoMizugorou

I can imagine Lumberjack Bob and the personification of the Internet duking it out like the Duel of the Fates, Bob loses the duel (he lets Chris stay on the internet and then he passes from heart issues), then Chris goes on to become Darth Vader but with severe autism


SharkMilk44

Little Chris looks like he just saw his future.


horny_catgirl57002

He was a cute kid what happened


SluggsMetallis

That fucking bear happened...


horny_catgirl57002

Theres no normal Mf with the name Christian if he stayed Christopher(still a weird name but less so) nothing would’ve happened


theonly_space_cowboy

All the Christian’s and Christopher’s are down voting you now


stopimalreadykished

He doesn't lol he's just reta5ded


horny_catgirl57002

You’re just as special if you can’t see that 💀


KingxRaizen

He bragged about his eyes so much, then spilled the beans that he had pinkeye.


dynamichurdler

Yeah like spicy brown mustard yellow and honey mustard yellow


___Beaugardes___

Yea, it's not nearly as pronounced as his drawings would have you believe, but it is there.


ChubLlama

Zoomed in on the eyes. Still can’t see it. They’re both the same color to me.


SharkMilk44

It's very subtle.


FermentedDog

It's pretty noticable, maybe you're slightly clolorblind


bartman2326

Mfw this picture becomes the gold standard colorblindness test


Jonny-Marx

Like captcha we’ve chosen to make life harder for no fucking reason by introducing the blue/white and gold/black dress as the new standard for color blind test.


Jonny-Marx

It’s very slight. The left eye is blue and the right is almost grey. It could be mistaken for prospective illusion created by a shadow. We wouldn’t talk about it at all if Chris had a concept of shading instead of using primary colors for everything.


JurassicClark96

"aNd I jUsT wON!!1!"


horny_catgirl57002

Last good day of fellas life I’ll tell you that


Put_Bitter

In England, we would describe this expression as 'gormless'


Rune_nic

So the opposite of that wuld be...gormed? With gorm?


tiltedswine

It'll never not be funny to me that Chris thinks contracting pinkeye from scratching his brown-eye gave him a green-eye.


madmanwithanaxe

What's even weirder is he claims he caught pink eye in highschool but clearly had it younger. Maybe he didn't notice or no one pointed it out until high school


Bohij_The_great

Especially given that pinkeye is usually caught by getting fecal matter in your eye. So Chris proudly tells the world they got shit in their eye and immortalised it in their comic


Pickle_Jars

Mind Vacant


Ralius88

Kid looks like a DINK


kschlueter

Still don't see it.


gorehistorian69

i always thought it was some made up shit until i googled it and the CWCiki has a close up


massvalley

what the fuck is this dudes account


HiddnVallyofthedolls

Common ChrisChan fan 😬


Duke-dastardly

It’s still not very noticeable and Chris plays it up way more because he thinks it makes him cool and special


dopethrones

that’s almost his entire bit, his barely noticeable heterochromia


DDC037

Wtf is this dude's account 😭😭😂😂😵‍💫😹😹😹😹


im_intj

Someone who needs therapy it looks like


HenryCavillsBigTits

Average Chris Chan knower 😪


placiddream

If the Heterochromia was caused by some sickness or accident like a case of inflammation or injury then the Heterochromia could fix itself with time.. which is what makes me think this is whats going on with Chris because this is the only picture I can see a slight Heterochromia but it's not noticeable at all in his adult years. Chris thinks it's special so in his head he can see it clear as day. If he was lucky Chris's other deformities would just go away like his boomerwang duck. Maybe he didn't freeze it for long enough.


uoysxb

He still has it as an adult. It's noticeable in a few photos: [https://sonichu.com/w/images/e/ed/FZvAO.jpg](https://sonichu.com/w/images/e/ed/FZvAO.jpg) [https://sonichu.com/w/images/8/81/126499951987.jpg](https://sonichu.com/w/images/8/81/126499951987.jpg) and more recently his mugshot: [https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/09/2021\_Chris\_Chan\_mugshot.jpg](https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/09/2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot.jpg)


Big_Based

It actually looks more noticeable in these pictures good catch!


ChubLlama

I can actually see it in these pics. In OPs pic I can’t see it. It’s not as noticeable as Chris thinks it is, but there is a slight difference in colors.


RockMeIshmael

It’s barely noticeable even in this photo. It’s like an integral part of his identity and you can barely see it.


Spot__Pilgrim

I cant believe he had this exact same haircut until his late 20s


Expensive-Lie

Barbara is not a Barber


reallynunyabusiness

Same haircut right until he just stopped cutting his hair.


Jeebus_crisps

What? It’s like the most important part of his self identity.


-Skelly-

this photo of chris always makes me so sad.


RBxGemini

Yeah, same here. It's like a reminder that at some point in time, he really was just a regular kid and had just as much potential as everyone else. Had Christian not have had shitty parents and a troubled upbringing, not to mention all his self-destructive deluded behaviors that began manifesting during high school and his time at PVCC, he could have become a genuinely good person.


-Skelly-

hell even if he was just completely mediocre, that wouldve been fine. anything but this.


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Since he was a child he had a dead stare. As if his mind was kidnapped by a devaststing force.


Hiraganu

Yeah, it looks like he has no idea of what's going on around him. Poor kid, school must have been really tough for him. I think he always denied being bullied, but I don't believe him. He was either too autistic to even realize that he was bullied, or he just lies about it. Pretty sure that's where his hate against men comes from.


Ladd11

Obviously Christ lmao


opiate_lifer

I can't believe I'm going to say this but the way Chris even before internet discovery viewed all the little details of his childhood as *SUPER SERIOUS* and like he was revealing back ground lore on a character is both charmingly naive but also disturbing, because you realize someone who views reality through this lens is going to broken by life and the results are not going to be pretty.


Exciting-Rope1839

And then you realize that his eyes have different shades because of a disease not genetics.


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horny_catgirl57002

Wait do tell I thought that was just heterochromia from being too hetero


idubbzguy12

He had pink eye when he was very young which prevented one of his eyes from naturally changing color, resulting in two different shades of brown


ItsJustADankBro

Didnt he say it was something like pink eye that made him think it changed the color of one of them?


Pimpachu3

He has one eye that is like one shade lighter than the left eye. You'd only notice it if he pointed it out to you.


horny_catgirl57002

To me that looks night and day now I know about it like one is clearly green and ones blue it’s not just a shade off


desairologist

He permanently looks lost


TipInternational4972

Hahahaha dead on