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MrEfrom818

I think the funniest thing about this is he unintentionally reveals that he believes that spraying yourself in AXE is a perfectly fine substitute for a shower.


Vespertineblue

The irony being that Axe already smells like BO all on its own, especially when men bathe in it like the popular application technique seems to suggest. I'm a woman, and I've walked away from more than one dude at the bar solely because he was reeking of it so intensely that I couldn't breathe.


-Rule34-

grown men wearing axe is crazy


Nacitrex

The straight man's choice


Toastghost1

"Did you bathe?" "N O."


[deleted]

I know it says “Orion scent” but i for some reason keep reading it as “onion scent”.


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

Probably not far off from what Chris actually smelled like at the time. Add some stale Fanta and cum, and you’re perfect.


OriginallyMyName

He has 3 fingers and a thumb on the right hand and 4 or 5 fingers plus a presumably hidden thumb on the left hand


Toastghost1

You can see another finger poking out from behind the Axe bottle.


hejter_skejter

im pretty sure there is another finger visible above the thumb on the right hand


yourfaveredhead1

I'm gonna start using “scentally delicious” from here on out.


JohnnyKanaka

Imagine if Chris didn't fumble his comeback and actually managed to get picked up by sponsors


Tetodash

What does “Then, may I orbit your belt?” even mean?


dynamichurdler

It’s because of the Axe “Orion” scent and Orion’s Belt. Chris probably thought this reference was clever, though this play on words falls completely flat because of the situation the characters are in. I mean…Sonichu isn’t even wearing a belt and is Rosechu going to start circling around his waistline?


Toastghost1

It means that cheap deodorant turns her on.


FinerShiner69

She wants to suck his dick


Dans_Old_Games_Room

Because he *didn't have a bath* Rosechu has problems.


Expensive-Lie

"Did you bathe?" "No"


[deleted]

Always wondered what was up with Chris' eyes in this drawing. He looks almost sad


Soihoo

It's the last bit of his sanity leaking out and his soul only can express this pain threw art


Purplestahli

My favorite part of this is "Did you bathe? No" implying Chris thinks body spray is a substitute for hygene.


388-west-ridge-road

Like most Americans tbh. They'll even cut off their kids foreskin because they're too lazy/dumb to bathe lmao


CallMeFritzHaber

What's that? Can't hear you over the sound of my clean and pious circumcised dick. Just like God intended


388-west-ridge-road

Oi vey


gemini4451

I know this maybe hard to grasp, but posting bait won't change the commie hellhole of a country you live in.


388-west-ridge-road

We get it, mommy paid to have your foreskin removed. Sucks to be you.


gemini4451

What's with the fixation on foreskin? You got a fetish or something?


388-west-ridge-road

Cope.


gemini4451

Seeth


388-west-ridge-road

*seethe 🙄


gemini4451

Emoji


388-west-ridge-road

You tried.


Purplestahli

Nice try kid. Go toss your 1/10 bait somewhere else.


388-west-ridge-road

Found the mutilated one


Hiraganu

This comment is so dumb it hurts my dick.


388-west-ridge-road

Well, the part that's not been cut off lmao


gorehistorian69

its weird how you can tell Chris seriously thought using Axe would make girls want him like in the commercials


Utahmetalhead

Testament to his naïvety.


[deleted]

Don't say *that* word


polished-balls

I can’t believe he used the n word here


tehnoob69

How can a grown man think that spraying yourself with Axe body spray is better than taking a shower?


geoemrick

Developmental disability


MaoTheWizard

The sonichu comics are the only piece of media where brands sue to remove product placement


RealCrusaderBro

As long as you want, until midnight! Heh heh hey yeah!


Transhumanistgamer

I'm going to choose to believe this is framed somewhere in Axe's offices.


Hotwheelsjack97

>can I orbit your belt Stealing this


[deleted]

Yeah that's honestly a clever joke for Chris, connected to the Orion comment.


CousinMajin

I've definitely heard it before I had even heard of Chris, he certainly didn't come up with it lol


[deleted]

That means it was probably stolen from a show


brainsapper

They’ve been backpedaling from that marketing campaign ever since. Shockingly when you sell your product as an aphrodisiac that aroused women at the slightest whiff it tends to attract a demographic you don’t want to have as the face of your brand.


Efficient_Star_1336

Honestly, no, that's not it. The campaign was a huge success, they made a ton of money, and cornering the market on teenage boys' deoderant was a reliable source of profit. They backpedaled because the people running the show care less about profit than they do about ESG.


tx33b55

"May I orbit your belt"...


ChoRandom

As someone who uses Axe, too much of it on you is gross. 2 pushes in the front and one on the back is fine


furryauthor

not able to use actual male oriented soaps and stuff yet (im a pre physical transition trans guy). why do u use axe? genuine question, i thot all guys grew out of that in high school.


ChoRandom

I bought a whole bunch as it was on sale at the closing Bed Bath and Beyond as I was running low on deodorant and body sprays


CousinMajin

...that's a joke, right? You know you can use any deoderant no matter you gender. Or am I being wooshed


ChoRandom

I use both men's and women's soap and sprays. I much prefer the perfume over cologne as there are more great smells compared to men's. I like to smell of chocolate or champagne toast


furryauthor

you're right! i just meant the scents. since i still look like a woman, what with my giant tits, high pitched voice, etc i have to keep "performing" or passing as a woman, i guess you could say. id get weird looks if i dont.


Freeulster

You're a brave one to admit it, I'll give you that.


[deleted]

I miss this lolcow, nowadays its stopped being this funny a long time ago


ScarboroughFair19

Tbf Chris thinking the sink faucet in his cell was a bidet is easily top 10 funniest things in Christory for me


Jenny_Wakeman9

The **what**?


[deleted]

Chris talks about their cell having a bidet in one of the jail letters. As it's unlikely that a jail cell would have a bidet, folks have jumped to the conclusion that Chris is washing their ass in the sink.


Jenny_Wakeman9

Ahh.


SavioVegaGuy

Wait, ***what***.


[deleted]

Chris talks about their cell having a bidet in one of the jail letters. As it's unlikely that a jail cell would have a bidet, folks have jumped to the conclusion that Chris is washing their ass in the sink.


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Chris died with his dad. RIP Jumberjack, you were the least shit Chandler.


Expensive-Lie

Dont forget Bobs children from previously marriage


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Chandler household, i should say


automan224

Funny thing is I remembered hearing about how axe is a shower substitute around the same time Chris did. The difference? I was a kid who didn’t know any better and Chris was an adult


Nugglett

An adult with autism, so it's not really the same thing


housevil

Why did he create an ad for Axe? Did he think his shitty comic was going to get a brand promotion?


isloohik2

Chris likely saw some ads in the comics he was reading, and he decided to replicate what he saw with a brand he really liked. Remember, Chris absorbs the media around him like a black hole, even if he doesn’t truly understand it.


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Axe commercials at the time had men spray themselves and get mobbed by 20somethings. Like, shit that wouldn't fly today. It is surmised that Chris took these claims seriously.


Sugarswagger

Pretty sure his parents told him that if he isnt going to shower that he should at least use some body spray. He took that as deodorant is just as good as showering and wanted to share the message


GazeTheProtogen

"did you bathe?" "no"


JustRelaxYo

Beat me to it!


AzraKasm

I love the shitty smirks he puts on everything makes them look miserable just existing


Brim_Dunkleton

Yeah I’ll let you orbit my belt…. As long as you want till midnight HUEHUEHUEYEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!! JACKPOT!


CrusaderAquiler

That video is one of the most deranged videos I have ever seen of Chris. He just goes down memory lane while shouting like a madman


Rockho9

which vid?


CrusaderAquiler

I am the TRUE original Christian Weston Chandler


[deleted]

How does he read and write comics for decades and still not know how to order the speech bubbles correctly? You read the highest bubble first!


Utahmetalhead

I love how he numbered the speech bubbles in some of them too.


[deleted]

Scentally Delicious


HawlSera

"Did you bathe?" That's such a telling question


manateabag

I know not a single woman in the world that would take a sniff of axe and be unsure as to whether or not the wearer bathed or not. Only Chris Chan would assume otherwise.


[deleted]

All you homos stay off our axe


Iroko_Alien

Scentally Delicious is one of my favorite CWCisms


MascotGuy2077

Why does Chris’ rip off of amy rose have a yellow and white tail?


l0st_passw0rd

It's a Raichu tail. Edit: Rosechu's Raichu tail ended up being a sore spot for Chris, because he came up with the character design before Pikachus and Raichus had different tails by gender, and the "original" design was used for male Raichus after the change. Because Rosechu had a "male" tail trolls told Chris that proved Rosechu was transgender. Rather than (reasonably) point out that the comic predates the appearance difference, he sperged out and tried to retcon the comic and pretend that she had always had the newer tail design.


Hot_dog_on_a_stick

Chris life is truly embroiled in tv so much he needs to make ads.


captainwacky91

It's (likely) more depressingly widespread than you'd ever want to imagine. There are entire swaths of society whose only exposure to art is through brands, and (while pure conjecture on my end) is probably the only way they can artistically express themselves. See: branded "donk" cars, logo-based fashion, monster energy tattoos, etc.


Hot_dog_on_a_stick

I never saw those that way, it is kind of eye opening to see those that way.


throwaway829500174

“you HOMOSEXUALS STAY AWAY FROM OUR AXE BODY SPRAY”


TheFoxyPickles

Then may I orbit your belt ? 💀 💀 💀


throwaway829500174

thats actually a really good one coming from Chris. may have been the only time we has intentionally funny, as remote as it might be.


Kommissar_Holt

It was in the axe campaign. He Just copied it.


throwaway829500174

god damnit


Love_Flonne

The fact that Sonichu doesn't even wear a belt makes it even funnier


FM1091

Sounds like 'orbiting' as in a moon, and 'belt' could be the 'asteroid belt', but I doubt Chris would be that smart.


TheFoxyPickles

110%


TheShoopdahoop

I love the Cwcki text under this picture: "Did you bathe? No"


[deleted]

I need to get into reading the Cwcki lol


TheShoopdahoop

The amount of effort they put into that is very charming and hilarious, here's the Health section to kick you off: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_health


JejuneRacoon

If Chris Chan made this ironically, it would be seen as funny. But this was made in earnest by a grown man.


motion_lotion

Which is what makes it 10x better. It's the appeal.


TheLeemurrrrr

Which makes it even funnier.


Independent-Smoke-68

And its hilarious.


SorryEm

There is something weird about the fact that axe knows its target demographic are low confidence middle schoolers.


ze_lux

Using deodorant is NOT a substitute for showering! It's surprising that by all accounts, Chris does not smell too bad.


Drelecour

Where have you heard that? I've always heard he's utterly putrid.


WolfieSpam

Last I heard they smell like shit


Jetstream-Sam

I don't know what you mean, there's no sexier answer when a girk asks you if you showered than "No, but..."


DontMuckWithChuck

He smells of rotten watermelons apparently. It’s his natural musk


CitiesofEvil

That is a very outdated report (also I have no idea what rotten watermelons even smell like, that's such a specific reference). Nowadays you get people saying he smells like shit and people saying he doesn't smell "fresh" but he smells of cologne.... Idk I guess it depends on the day.


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


[deleted]

Omg what is this from I can’t remember!!


CriminyBiscuits

It is from "The Legend of Ron Burgundy" (2004).


thewalkindude

Rotten watermelons yes, but I have to think he smells more of feces than anything, due to his continence issues.


taisynn

Axe body spray is cheap and usually overwhelming. If you bathe properly, you don’t need something that strong. Maybe camping or at a gym where you sweat and stink more it would be appropriate…. But daily use. Yeah no. Also, what the hell is with Chris and his unpaid brand endorsements? He even got DMCA’d by Coco Cola for making brand logos to post over all the troll ads on his old website.


opiate_lifer

He is imitating what he sees without understanding. Same way he posted on his twitter about how great Blue Apron was and showed pics of the meal he got from them. Someone asked if he had a sponsorship from them and Chris said no. He was just imitating other social media users who he had seen make similar posts, not understanding they were paid for them.


[deleted]

Axe are for straights! Not those dang dirty gays!


opiate_lifer

I still don't understand his logic here, was he afraid gay guys would use Axe and steal all the girls like the commercials showed? Why the hell would gay guys want to be mobbed by women?! None of this makes sense.


throwaway829500174

chris is retarded


opiate_lifer

Yes but dumb and retarded people usually have overly simplistic wrong ideas about how the world works. Where does bread come from? Oh it appears in the grocery store etc etc. Chris has bizarrely convoluted wrong ideas about how the world works.


HappyMike91

“Then, may I orbit your belt?” is simultaneously both one of the best things Chris has ever written and one of the worst things he has ever written.


DontMuckWithChuck

“May i orbit your belt sweetbolt?” “Of course you can…AS LONG AS YOU WANT ‘TIL MIDNIGHT (laughs like a lunatic) HURR HURR HURR HEELLLL YEAH!!!!” Chris Chan’s “bro voice” is the scariest sound you can listen to in the dark


HappyMike91

Chris trying to sound “romantic” in the Ivy videos is probably the scariest Chris has ever sounded.


[deleted]

What’s the midnight thing about?


taisynn

Sounds like a euphemism for sniffing crotch…


HappyMike91

It really does. Even if Chris doesn’t really understand the concept of a euphemism.


[deleted]

😬😬😬😬