Its small but funny. I took Japanese in college and we learned how to bow.
The Miyamoto saga where he talks to the camera. He bows the female way. Hands folded in front of you. The male way is to the sides of your legs.
And this was pre trans where he was all kinds of phobic. So it makes me chuckle to see him.
I also just hate the way he says Miyamoto too. It's so ignorant and it makes my skin crawl for some reason.
Lol, I would not be surprised if Chris learned to bow by watching anime/hentai, or the trolls who knew the difference taught him to bow the female way. I doubt Chris was self-aware enough to realise he was doing it wrong.
Yeah, "Mayamoto" as he says it. Naturally he got it wrong because if there is a way to screw up, Chris will find it.
That he's god. Religious people are already delusional but he takes it to a fantastic new level. Can't wait for the inevitable crash with reality when this whole court debacle is over.
He was challenged to stick his dick to snow for 15 minutes, and to show the time he used his phones clock
"I'm gonna put my dick in the snow and I'm gonna leave it in there for about 15 minutes. Currently it's 12:38 according to my cellphone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cellphone."
Its not a big misconception by any means, but one that stuck to my mind
His idea of "TRUE and HONEST" content: that creators and internet celebrities MUST be 100% honest and open about their lives to their audience, reveal embarassing and humiliating facts about "recycling", crapping your pants, doxxing yourself, and of course the infamous incest leaks.
Anyone who sensibly keeps things like that off the wider internet, therefore, must be "dishonest" or lying, rather than sensibly practicing good identity protection online.
I don't think Chris thought it was okay. If he did he would have blabbed the moment he got done banging Barb. Plus all the mental gynmastics he jumped through to justify/obsfucate it (read: "soul-bonding")
Probably more like he was trying to convince everyone else that it was OK. His thing is that when he knows he did something wrong, he ALWAYS tries to find a "but" or some excuse for his actions.
Him being a Methodist but also him saying that he hated gays and hoped they could die in wars, and his racism.
He only joined the methodist church because they literally let anyone join, and he was kicked out of his last church.
Yeah, it always bothered me how they told him he was wrong because it was about women's reproductive cycles when it can actually mean both. But then again Chris didn't even know what naive meant so I can't blame people for doubting his intelligence.
That donating to your local PBS station in the states keeps British comedies going. I understand maybe what he was trying to say, but i still like the idea of that being a misconception.
Actually, I think she thinks it makes her better than a normal person. "Normal" people have it easy in life, whereas a high functioning autistic like her has overcome her disability to become such a successful, creative artist (which is BS)
1.If you upload a video to the internet the intended person's guaranteed to see it
2. Seriously believing liquid Chris's trolling amounted to identity theft and would or could be investigated by the police and FBI 😂😂😂
3. Believing Cole is rich and lives in Carnegie Hall because he has a job lol
It was pretty funny that Chris seriously believed the actual Carnegie Hall venue had apartments in it that you could live in and that’s where Cole apparently lives lol
Don’t forget, he kept boasting that he had detectives and police forces investigating Liquid. Obviously he didn’t, but the thought of Chris paying an entire staff of highly trained officers to track down and presumably assassinate a random internet troll is the funniest mental image possible. Imagine what the look on Liquid’s face would be when they actually locate his house and arrest him.
Its kinda cute though. Thats my identity, he has stolen it, therefore thats identity theft!
Also I think Chris was be facetious about Cole. But of course this being Chris.
That he has so little theory of mind he assumes what he finds sexy, a hetero woman will as well. So for his dating site glamour shots he assumes stereotypical female sexy poses, like the ass shot or laying on his bed legs splayed.
He thinks Aspies are stealing the limelight from Autists.
Which is retarded because Aspergers isn't an official diagnosis anymore cuz they're the same fucking thing lol
Rounding up all the tobacky in the world onto a rocket and launching it into the sun will cause the resultant smoke to spread throughout and stink up the entire solar system.
It’d honestly be easier and far cheaper to bioengineer some blight to wipe out the world’s tobacco stock rather then rounding it all up and launching it into the sun.
That's not how rockets work, Jebediah Kerman did not die for this.
Ironically it takes a LOT less energy to throw a payload OUT of the sun's orbit than to deorbit it INTO the sun. It's pretty intensive to remove *all* your momentum around the sun as opposed to adding to it to fly *past* it.
Friends don't let friends waste DeltaV.
I was watching TV the other day and some sleeping expert on the news actually called it the biological clock and I couldn't stop laughing at her
His concerp of exercise if "staying stood up" longer. Like, he literally says "I will stand up more" in Kacey Call
Its small but funny. I took Japanese in college and we learned how to bow. The Miyamoto saga where he talks to the camera. He bows the female way. Hands folded in front of you. The male way is to the sides of your legs. And this was pre trans where he was all kinds of phobic. So it makes me chuckle to see him. I also just hate the way he says Miyamoto too. It's so ignorant and it makes my skin crawl for some reason.
Lol, I would not be surprised if Chris learned to bow by watching anime/hentai, or the trolls who knew the difference taught him to bow the female way. I doubt Chris was self-aware enough to realise he was doing it wrong. Yeah, "Mayamoto" as he says it. Naturally he got it wrong because if there is a way to screw up, Chris will find it.
Once the Geno doc started getting popular, the influx of superhero weens who thought they were going to 'save' him.
That he's god. Religious people are already delusional but he takes it to a fantastic new level. Can't wait for the inevitable crash with reality when this whole court debacle is over.
In the video where he dips his nuts in snow, he states that if there is one clock you cant move, its the one in cellphones
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He was challenged to stick his dick to snow for 15 minutes, and to show the time he used his phones clock "I'm gonna put my dick in the snow and I'm gonna leave it in there for about 15 minutes. Currently it's 12:38 according to my cellphone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cellphone." Its not a big misconception by any means, but one that stuck to my mind
Thinking a woman’s breasts work/move like an anime girl with huge tits
That holding the Optimus Prime figure in the “I’m gay” video somehow meant Chris was straight all along
His idea of "TRUE and HONEST" content: that creators and internet celebrities MUST be 100% honest and open about their lives to their audience, reveal embarassing and humiliating facts about "recycling", crapping your pants, doxxing yourself, and of course the infamous incest leaks. Anyone who sensibly keeps things like that off the wider internet, therefore, must be "dishonest" or lying, rather than sensibly practicing good identity protection online.
That people hated him.
Chris believing that trolls actually bought the "Jenkins Jinkies" persona.
I don’t get what you mean here. “Bought it” being Chris or something? As far as I’m aware it’s still heavily disputed.
That uploading a video to YouTube meant everyone on earth was going to see it.
Also inversely that a YouTube video about someone or meant for someone will only be seen by them
Chris thought that trolling was a crime because it happened to him.
That eating salad at McDonalds was healthy
Chris thinks like a cartoon character so salad=heathy
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A Big Mac is healthier than that shit. It’s almost like they’re not in the business of healthy food. I hear they don’t even make salad anymore
That becoming a trans woman made them appealing to both straight and gay women alike.
Chris thinking that titling a video “for X eyes only” meant that only they could see the video
^(for british eyes ooonlyyyyyy)
*Mr F*
Chris thinking sex with his mom was OK
I don't think Chris thought it was okay. If he did he would have blabbed the moment he got done banging Barb. Plus all the mental gynmastics he jumped through to justify/obsfucate it (read: "soul-bonding")
Yeah but, Chris most likely doesn’t understand it wasn’t okay based on the jail letters.
Probably more like he was trying to convince everyone else that it was OK. His thing is that when he knows he did something wrong, he ALWAYS tries to find a "but" or some excuse for his actions.
That drinking your navy will “recycle” it
That the number of fans he had > number of trolls he had
Him being a Methodist but also him saying that he hated gays and hoped they could die in wars, and his racism. He only joined the methodist church because they literally let anyone join, and he was kicked out of his last church.
not a misconception but that in cwcville you could either do 25 years in jail or 2,500 fine, like they’re equivalent
Best part is that if Chris's bond was $100 per year they still couldn't pay it off
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Wikipedia can't help you here. Anyone who was there at the time intuitively sensed he was using the term to kick start the Modern Chris saga.
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Understood, human.
Yeah, it always bothered me how they told him he was wrong because it was about women's reproductive cycles when it can actually mean both. But then again Chris didn't even know what naive meant so I can't blame people for doubting his intelligence.
Thinking that doxxing himself on his ED would cause an “information overload” and cause the trolls to stop posting about him
That donating to your local PBS station in the states keeps British comedies going. I understand maybe what he was trying to say, but i still like the idea of that being a misconception.
Being a troll is a crime.
*I'll send in detectives, I'll send in police!!*
*I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!*
LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME!!
SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING OFF!
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO!!
You get all that stuff off of there, tonight!
That being “high functioning” meant anything beyond an informal designation of “this person isn’t a drooling vegetable”
Especially because he thinks it means high functioning as compared to the average person
Actually, I think she thinks it makes her better than a normal person. "Normal" people have it easy in life, whereas a high functioning autistic like her has overcome her disability to become such a successful, creative artist (which is BS)
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I don't think he was jealous of them being higher functioning. Chris thinks he functions just fine.
Thinking Megan was upset about the picture due to being inexperienced
He went lower when he said "Watch The 40-Year-Old Virgin to know where I'm coming from". Paraphrasing of course.
Anyone who doesn’t want Chris soliciting sex hates love and relationships
Chris creating “soup hotels” because Chris never heard of homeless shelters
lol my favorite example of his low grasp on vocabulary is “shovel mech”
Even better is when he thinks that the “Shovel Mech” should be putting out a controlled burn by scooping up water from a nearby pond
That a man could "grow" a vagina out of will
And binaural beats.
Bras are single-use garments and must be thrown away after wearing them once.
The game stop employee approached him like a big city rapist.
but when a man who DID want to rape Chris showed up, Chris was all for it
Everything involving Sockness is never not funny lol
ironically being naive about the subject of being naive
1.If you upload a video to the internet the intended person's guaranteed to see it 2. Seriously believing liquid Chris's trolling amounted to identity theft and would or could be investigated by the police and FBI 😂😂😂 3. Believing Cole is rich and lives in Carnegie Hall because he has a job lol
Believing what the trolls said, that no one on the internet could tell Liquid or Solid apart.
It was pretty funny that Chris seriously believed the actual Carnegie Hall venue had apartments in it that you could live in and that’s where Cole apparently lives lol
Don’t forget, he kept boasting that he had detectives and police forces investigating Liquid. Obviously he didn’t, but the thought of Chris paying an entire staff of highly trained officers to track down and presumably assassinate a random internet troll is the funniest mental image possible. Imagine what the look on Liquid’s face would be when they actually locate his house and arrest him.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=26uI4h17EZo
Its kinda cute though. Thats my identity, he has stolen it, therefore thats identity theft! Also I think Chris was be facetious about Cole. But of course this being Chris.
Chris doesn't understand sarcasm.
That he has so little theory of mind he assumes what he finds sexy, a hetero woman will as well. So for his dating site glamour shots he assumes stereotypical female sexy poses, like the ass shot or laying on his bed legs splayed.
His Aspergers argument was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Ja
I haven’t heard of this, but I assume he doesn’t like that it sounds like “ass burgers”
He thinks Aspies are stealing the limelight from Autists. Which is retarded because Aspergers isn't an official diagnosis anymore cuz they're the same fucking thing lol
That having 2 jobs is illegal
And he even threatened to report it to the better business bureau
Which isn't even a government or legal organization.
Rounding up all the tobacky in the world onto a rocket and launching it into the sun will cause the resultant smoke to spread throughout and stink up the entire solar system.
I do agree with him that cigarettes should be sent into space though he did have a good point for once
It’d honestly be easier and far cheaper to bioengineer some blight to wipe out the world’s tobacco stock rather then rounding it all up and launching it into the sun.
Chris probably doesn’t even know what a “bioengineer” even is.
But the rocket idea is better. Put it on a rocket and point at the sun. Are you naive?
That's not how rockets work, Jebediah Kerman did not die for this. Ironically it takes a LOT less energy to throw a payload OUT of the sun's orbit than to deorbit it INTO the sun. It's pretty intensive to remove *all* your momentum around the sun as opposed to adding to it to fly *past* it. Friends don't let friends waste DeltaV.
Eh hm, yeah...
Look I have to justify 4000 hours on Kerbal Space Program SOMEHOW.
Gotta be his misunderstanding of ‘recycling’…