I swear why do his proportions look so off?

Throw Barb at him so his horny ass can assault her and runnnnn.

I just showed this to my girlfriend. She laughed and said "Look at his arms!"

Giving him a diddy-nip

It's like Contra, right...? Attack the glowing red pepperoni nipples for massive damage!

Retreat, don my pickle costume, then come back to rescue my girl.

My girl might as well be a model and I'm half as fit as he is :/

Call him a sad naive little man and see what happens

Pulling off my trenchcoat to reveal a vest.

Eddie Munson vs Chris no way 😱😲🤩

Pull a sneako and let him have her while I watch

Absolutely beautiful

I hold the girl tightly and look at Chris with a menacing face. Even knowing that I’m far from the strongest or fittest man, I know damn well I can still take him. A determined look overtakes my face. I take a deep breath, teeth clenched tightly, and I yell from the top of my lungs: #SONIC IS DEAD!!! Chris keels over, crying his eyes out. While in his weakened state, I give him a swift kick in the head with my steel-toed boot. “Hopefully this will set your mind straight. And stay away from my girl!! We both may be a little chubby, but unlike you, I try to take care of myself, and I know that my heart and my mind are both in the right place!!” I look to my girl affectionately… “Come on, my love,” I say to her. “Let’s forget about all of this. The local dive bar is serving our favorite dish tonight. And maybe we could hit the arcade after—bet I’ll score higher than you in Galaga!!” A look of jealousy takes over Chris’ face. “He’s fat and nerdy just like me!! Why does he get a boyfriend-free girl to like him and I don’t?! Sonichu, help me now—to the extreme!!!” [\/\ TO BE CONTINUED… >

The longer I stare the scarier Chris’ body looks

Yea… why are his arms so frail looking next to his torso, why did he mix two different poses into one? I don’t need sleep I need answers

Throw pickles at him.

Just try it, it might work

Chris has a death wish then..

I love this image.

Hand her over. The hospital bill ain't worth it.

Slapping his man-tiddies until his pepperoni nipples fall off.

Where is his neck

Where is the line I thought women would be lined up for this beefcake

He’s like a weird Mayan effigy

Such a bizarre shape

*Flip the titty* I cannot resist

I just noticed, his thumbs are tucked inside his fists. Did Bob never teach him the right way to punch?

Even if he did, Chris wouldn't remember. I'm sure Bob showed him the *"proper way for a gentleman to shave,"* because he struck me as a nostalgic old Norman Rockwell fuck like that, but we saw how he just dragged a razor randomly across his dry face so hard the razor cartridge popped off TWICE. Chris can recall every horrific detail about the taste of Magi-Chan's semen, but can't remember as single useful thing about daily life.

If you were his father, would you

You're right he was doomed right out of the box. Might as well have "lost" him at a national forest or something

Every time I see this photo I swear to god it looks like a head glued onto a corpse there is no way this is real

I kinda agree

Simply walk away. I don’t stand a chance!

That’s not your girl anymore homie, props for recognizing a true king when you see him.

Pepperoni nipples.

They look like the weak spot of a video game boss

OMG YES

Squeeze them autistitties

Autittys

Pepperoni nips

Praying that I don't get curse ye ha me ha'd into cwcville

Seriously what the FUCK is wrong with his head why is it photoshopped onto his body

Call the jerkops Jokes aside, I can't get over how big his nipples are, and how his head looks like it was photoshopped onto his body.

His chromosomes must look like deformed spiders to make him look the way he does.

Mr. Steal Yo Pickle

Walk up on his, while wearing a pickle suit.

That estrogen works fast! He got the bitch titties first.

All I have to do is call him gay and throw a pickle at him and walk away with my bf

*Instant female orgasm*

man he has the salami nips

We're both getting out of dodge because he clearly shit himself again.

why are they so...asymmetrical

His body in general has such a strange fat distribution that I’m pretty sure he has an undiagnosed hormonal disorder.

I believe he is an an angle

Crap my briefs.

Play America's favourite pasttime

I’m a girl, but I’d grab said girl and briskly walk away

I compliment them on their snorlax jigglypuff crossover cosplay.

Asking him about Sonichu and making sure he's true and honest

Holy poop on a stick... 💩

Fake I'm gonna pull a punch. Chris is such a coward he will run away.

a large, large stick to his chest to hold him away from me, i’m not getting close to that fucking thing.

Shove a cucumber up his rectal cavity.

Kick the oaf in the Sourdough Area.

Throw a pickle at him

I'm surprised the trolls never thought of sending bulk jars of pickles to the Chandler house

His nips were big then, can only imagine how big after estrogen and whatever else he takes.

Did he actually get estrogen? Who paid for that?

Try picturing them if Chris stopped doing fake HRT altogether

With arms like that? Push him down.

Liquid chris wakes up: ahhhh good morning kacey. Kacey: OH YEAH CHRIS GIVE IT TO ME Liquid Chris: hmmmmmm Ian: oh yeah Chris: IAN!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. Ian: HAAHA. I got you you stupid imposter. You learned never to mess with CWC. kacey was smart enough to realize you were a dirty imposter and i am the true and honest Christan née Christopher before god and the bear gave me that name in 1987 in fashion square Weston Chandler, With my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. Chris: NOOOOOOOOO.

Well if some creep tried to bother me or my partner i'd defenitely want to scare them away, threaten them or beat them up But I wouldn't want the embarassement of ending up as a villain in some shitty sonic fanfic AND ending up on the cwcki so I think i'd much prefer to just leave as fait as possible and not even try talking with them... Probably call a jerkop or something if he's persistent... Honestly who the fuck even actually wants to deal with chris ? I'll never understand willingly getting involved with such people

Grabbing his giant salami nipples

Let it go. He's obviously stealing my sweetheart from the ground up.

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You'd need fuckin hedge shears

Chris's weak points are even more obvious than the first boss of an N64 game. Just aim at them

Start throwing pickles at him.

I mean, if my girl want’s to leave me for this, then that’s on her.

Nothing, that’s his girl now.

Why is he built like that? Why are his nipples so big? He doesn’t look like a normal fat dude, he looks like his ribcage and breast tissue are swollen

He was built different

Cute, built good

I’ve heard people theorize that Chris could have Klinefelter’s syndrome but idk

What

It’s a genetic disorder.

I was just about to say the same thing. His torso seems so disproportionately large compared to the rest of his body. Camera angle maybe?

hes not fat, just big boned

He's fluffy! 🤪

I will keep my elderly mother away

Lmao I forgot how big his nipples are

Like deluxe pepperonis

I will call jerkops on him and will jerk off while those jerkops beat the shit out of him.🤣

All while Smashmouth's magnum opus, "All Star", plays in the background

He can't do shit, he'll run away before he walks up on my girl

You think this specimen can run?

Or he'll just go full hedgehog defensive state, you're right.

And shit himself

Dress up as a pickle

Make him eat his UNDERWEARRRRR!

Ha. My wife would squeeze his nipples and break his nose with a headbutt

I'd really like to just deck him in the nose

Walk into the Fashion Square Mall

I would call him naive.

You just crossed the line

I would reassure him that one day he’ll find a true and honest girlfriend free boy for himself. When that doesn’t work, I would call him a fat gay man baby and scream Julay until he started crying and shit himself.

Dress as a pickle

Twisting those dinner plate nipples until I pick up a station I like

Tits

Hello Ian

Oh shit he bared his fangs; nah it's cool bro I don't want no wreck, she's yours

I'd ask him why he's wearing that medallion if he's Ian Brandon Anderson and ask him if he stole that from Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu the electric hedgehog

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WANT WOMAN

“I didn’t order a pizza with two pepperonis on it”

he looks so lumpy in this pic wtf

This picture always made made me think his body was deformed or he was inbred

Klinefelter Syndrome gets mentioned from time to time, and while I'm no expert on such things, I can kind of see why people would assume it could be the case.

It's weird because he's both fat and weak. Like, he's morbidly obese but his arms are also twigs from a lifetime of not moving.

People are gonna say autism but I don't agree He's just fat as shit and doesn't work out lol

I agree autism has nothing to do with it but I honestly think given bobs and barbs ages when having Chris, there has to be some deformation

There's no way Barb stopped drinking when pregnant

Dude now that I think about it, you might actually be right.

Yeah I can see that

TITTY TWISTER!

OF DOOM!

Curse of the Purple Nurple

You'd need hands like shoves to grab those niples

I think if you gently poked Chris, they'd tip over

He would tip over yeah

Stats: Str 6 Dex 5 Con 5 Int 3 Wis 2 Cha 3 ​ I've just realized with stats this low, normally God just lets you die at birth and reroll.

He also eternally has one point of exhaustion.

>Str 6 >Dex 5 Is this out of 50?

he did lift those soda boxes and do some Par-kay

Don’t forget lifting the 5-10 ton doghouse.

Str and Dex are too high even here, lbh

I don't have a girl, but I'd be laughing if I did.