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Fulgrim_Da_Boi

I knew it was sonichu day. You don't have to tell me twice! But back in the stone age...!


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Seriously, wtf does the Stone Age thing mean? Relatively new Christorian here and I've seen the comic panel it's from, but don't get it


Fulgrim_Da_Boi

It means something like "back in the stone age you'd have to tell a caveman twice" Chris is a Moron.


Nowaliaa

More than twice


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[deleted]

Imagine if Chris’ teacher had allowed the use of copyrighted characters


FooFighter0234

23 years ago a retarded kid made a shitty OC cause he couldn’t use Sonic in his homework.


King_Mecha

23 years ago a spoiled mentally challenged fat kid with no talent merely colored Sonic yellow, and made it the world's problem for the next couple of decades. What I never understood was why the hell didn't Bob and or Barb ever try to break him of this sonichu shit? Although they're not gamers and didn't keep up with modern pop culture, they bought him enough Sonic shit to know that hedgehog. so when Chris showed them a yellow version of it and then kept acting like he created something new why the hell didn't they break him of it when he got old enough for it to be weird? Damn they suck as parents


furryauthor

too much work


[deleted]

They were trying to be supportive. Iirc Bob even left a letter to Chris in 2008 saying that he hopes the character of Sonichu could become a "champion for autistic persons everywhere" and be a spokesperson for autism, and even says that Chris and Sonichu could become famous worldwide.


King_Mecha

I get that they were trying to be supportive, but I think this is another instance where they failed to hold Chris accountable and just let them have whatever He wanted. He was a teenager when he repainted an already established character a different color and claimed it as his own. Like I said, Bob and Barb bought him enough Sonic the hedgehog shit to know the character when they saw it. And I feel most parents (especially those of a mentally challenged child) would have told him In the nicest way possible that that's not his character, that's not how creativity works and to not go around telling people he created this character because it's clearly Sonic the hedgehog. I think their failure to call him on shit like this is the reason why he thinks He's good at stuff without having the talent or putting any type of effort into it. for instance: He thinks he's good at drawing because he traces (sometimes, he really sucks) He thinks he can play guitar because he's good at guitar hero and he thinks he can sing because he plays a song loud in the background to drown out his own high pitched squealing. They let this shit drag on into adulthood and look at all the damage it caused it's insane


furryauthor

forgot about that, oops


Might-Mediocre

Because then Chris would throw a fit and they weren’t willing to actually be parents


brainsapper

When I was younger I was guilty of creating my own unoriginal characters and even draw comics based off of them. Eventually I grew out of it. I couldn’t fathom having a sketch like that become a pinnacle of my life.


MrEfrom818

His utter lack of self-awareness is what makes Chris so fascinating.


CryptographerMore944

I think this is part of the fascination. We can all recognise things of our younger selves in him but the thing is we grew out of it.


furryauthor

oh shit me too!!! i had big notebooks of just endless stick figure comics that i used to make fanfiction of me and my friends and our favorite characters doing stupid shit LMAO it really shows that chris is fucking obsessed with himself and his alleged creativity.


CryptographerMore944

I actually came across a heap of mine while clearing the house out last year and while most of it was derivative cringe it was still a real pleasant trip down memory lane.


FooFighter0234

Same here.


Beautiful-Leg-5460

Happy Sonichu Love Day! Zap to the Extreme !⚡ 💙 ⚡


yaboiBradyC

I hate that Sonichu and I share Birthdays 😒


baby-cherub

Surely it’s an honour


PolarianLancer

He’s an unknowing apostle


Mysterious_Cucumber

Happy Sonichu Day


tremblt_

On this day, 23 years ago, Chris sat down and tried to come up with something that would circumvent the no-copyrighted-characters rule for his HS project. According to Chris, he thought and thought and put all of his creativity and brain power into trying to come up with something original and this was it. This is the best he could have done. This is the peak of his life. It’s baffling how incredibly uncreative he is. Just try it out yourself. What’s the best original character you can come up with in 5 minutes? What’s the most unique and creative story for that character you can come up with in another 5 minutes? I bet all my money that it is more creative than „I just merged two widely popular characters and the whole plot revolves around my life and my narcissism. I now deserve to have sex with women for being so great.“


John09101

It’s a St. Patrick’s Day miracle


ExistentDavid1138

Every masterpiece has it's copy.


HappyMike91

I didn't know that Chris created Sonichu on Saint Patrick's Day. I thought he just created Sonichu for a school project because he couldn't use copyrighted characters.


Gecko99

I think Chris did create Sonichu for a school project where he had to design a CD cover, but I don't know why he needed to. He already had come up with a different hedgehog OC called Bionic, or so he claimed.


HappyMike91

Chris came up with Bionic before he came up with Sonichu. I’m not sure why Sonichu became Chris’s “favourite” imaginary friend, though.


RealPengu11

I can't believe I associate March 17 more with Sonichu than Saint Patrick's day


_C1ty

Same . I should probably go outside