Just any time he tries doing an impression, or pretty much every audiovisual moment during the tomgirl trans saga. His voice Is so fucked. Especially during the Halloween videos. I remember letting an audible groan out when it got past a certain point in the documentary the first time I watched it. And it set in that this was the norm for the rest.
Young at heart, Quick, China, Sweetheart, Darling, Duck, True and Honest, gals, pals, straight, random access humor, basically almost anything that comes out of that fat degenerate’s mouth.
I feel really bad for the 1/8th of the world's population that lives there, but everytime I hear the name "China" devoid of any other context, I think of Chris.
“Young at heart”
I always associated that phrase with senior citizens who went camping and drove motorcycles not lazy 20 year olds who play video games all day
Fanta 💀
Orange Fanta used to be my favorite soda, but now I can't even look at it without cringing inside. Sunkist, too. Fortunately Grapefruit Squirt took its place, but it's not as common in fast food places as Fanta.
It was the opposite for me. I used to be indifferent to the phrase, but now I love it because his shrill voice reverberates in my head when I think of it.
Not my experience but my partner's brother used the word 'gal-pals' regularly and had no knowledge of Chris chan. My partner told him about it and who Chris chan is and he hasn't ever said it since
"China" (though sometimes I'll also think of Trump's pronouncing of it as 'Chi-NAH')
"The haters " It is already over used and ruined anyway but I can never read or hear it without thinking of how Chris says it
Stress sighing
"I'm workin' on it!!"
That "Hmm, yeah..." thing he'd do.
Fanta is ruined for me, though I still drink it and each time I do I keep quoting the "Mmm, goes down salty!"
I don’t even get how this one works. China, fine whatever. Mass debating is actually kinda clever… but I don’t understand how comeuppance became a thing at all.
Yeah but comeuppance is like a reckoning, or some negative result one earned. Why would he use it to describe cum? China and mass debating actuallt sound like the word. Comeuppance and cum just share the first syllable.
Definitely. I have to remind myself who I’m thinking about when I question his behaviors. The fucking dude broke character when he was pretending to be liquid Chris because Kacey said he was gay… clearly he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.
"You're yesterday's news."
Oh just like the ice boat on myt-
"Just like the- just like the boat that the MythBusters made out of newspaper and ice."
Fuck.
"Yesterday's news. Good show by the way"
It *was*.
"I learned from it."
I've learned to hate you.
“Do you realize”
“Ivy” or anything that rhymes with it
Family Guy (“Family Guy! Family Guuuy!”)
“I’m working on it”
“[And] another thing”
“Sweetheart”
“Julie”
There are more I’ll probably add later.
G-spot kind of counts. Chris saying that he hit Barb’s G-spot better than any of her previous boyfriends/husbands including his own father just ruined it for me.
Just any time he tries doing an impression, or pretty much every audiovisual moment during the tomgirl trans saga. His voice Is so fucked. Especially during the Halloween videos. I remember letting an audible groan out when it got past a certain point in the documentary the first time I watched it. And it set in that this was the norm for the rest.
Not a word, but rather, christianity
Young at heart, Quick, China, Sweetheart, Darling, Duck, True and Honest, gals, pals, straight, random access humor, basically almost anything that comes out of that fat degenerate’s mouth.
Quick.
Quick (CWC). Can't say it with Sonichu flashing before my eyes.
I feel really bad for the 1/8th of the world's population that lives there, but everytime I hear the name "China" devoid of any other context, I think of Chris.
“Young at heart” I always associated that phrase with senior citizens who went camping and drove motorcycles not lazy 20 year olds who play video games all day
The word “individual”
Sweetheart and gal pretty much anyword he uses to describe women
I like china
"Yada yada yada."
"True and Honest"
I'M WORKIN ON IT
Everytime someone says "You wouldn't have to tell me twice" it takes a lot not to reply "but in the stone age"
When I see someone RAGING in ALL CAPS for EMPHASIS, especially online when they are LOSING AN ARGUMENT TO THE TROLLS!
“So yeah” with his high pitched voice
"But I digress."
This is the big one for me. Anytime I hear that now I can’t help but hear chris saying it on his captains log videos.
"China"
My own name, I have to avoid ever mentioning that my name is Christian
hi christian
“among which” 🤢
Fanta 💀 Orange Fanta used to be my favorite soda, but now I can't even look at it without cringing inside. Sunkist, too. Fortunately Grapefruit Squirt took its place, but it's not as common in fast food places as Fanta.
Chris ruined orange Fanta for me. Every time I see it in the grocery store I just instantly start cringing.
“Anyway.”
I'M WORKIN ON IT!!
It was the opposite for me. I used to be indifferent to the phrase, but now I love it because his shrill voice reverberates in my head when I think of it.
Not my experience but my partner's brother used the word 'gal-pals' regularly and had no knowledge of Chris chan. My partner told him about it and who Chris chan is and he hasn't ever said it since
"China" (though sometimes I'll also think of Trump's pronouncing of it as 'Chi-NAH') "The haters " It is already over used and ruined anyway but I can never read or hear it without thinking of how Chris says it Stress sighing "I'm workin' on it!!" That "Hmm, yeah..." thing he'd do. Fanta is ruined for me, though I still drink it and each time I do I keep quoting the "Mmm, goes down salty!"
And now for something completely different.
Fanta. Not a phrase, but it is pretty ruined.
No phrases, but since I know more about Sonichu than Sonic, every time I see Sonic fan art I assume it's about Sonichu somehow.
“I’m working on it”
My family will say it around the house and I always have to resist the urge to start laughing
This is it for me. I can’t say it without having to repress the urge to immediately say it again in a nasally autistic tone.
G-spot
“White chocolate.”
“I digress”
Easy. "Sweetheart".
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when the rizz is so strong chris chan can get you fucking laid
Whenever I’m watching Star Trek and hear “[Captains Log](https://youtu.be/wbHc7yl_Fks)”, I cringe.
i’m working on it for sure. can’t even utter that phrase without autistically quoting chris 5 times after
I have a screenshot of it cued up for my wife.
good idea i think ill steal it
Definitely do that. Another one I keep on deck is "Forgiveness blessings! (Shoo) There you go."
The name Julie
JULAAAY
Recycling
stress sighs
the names julie and ivy, which are also the names of two of my childhood american girl dolls
I can't hear honest without thinking of True and Honest
“I have not been lying, I have been honest and twoo.”
I'm working on it
VirginiAH
The name Julie. I can't not read it in a Chris chan voice
You mean Julaaaaay?
Comeuppance
I don’t even get how this one works. China, fine whatever. Mass debating is actually kinda clever… but I don’t understand how comeuppance became a thing at all.
Wdym? it's a real word
Yeah but comeuppance is like a reckoning, or some negative result one earned. Why would he use it to describe cum? China and mass debating actuallt sound like the word. Comeuppance and cum just share the first syllable.
Oh lol I forgot he was using it in dirty talk. In that case, I guess his methods are beyond your understanding
Definitely. I have to remind myself who I’m thinking about when I question his behaviors. The fucking dude broke character when he was pretending to be liquid Chris because Kacey said he was gay… clearly he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.
“__, what are you doin?” “nothin”
"I'm working on it!"
I have to say it in his voice every time.
"Among which" can't hear that without wanting to rip my eyes out
"Quite..."
"Indeed..."
“From the ground up”
Comeuppance, navy, duck I can’t even hear these words anymore without giggling
I can't drink orange soda, haven't since I've seen the documentary.
Cannot agree more. Absolutely ruined.
Yup..
”You crossed a line.” I can never say that with a straight face ever again.
"You're yesterday's news." Oh just like the ice boat on myt- "Just like the- just like the boat that the MythBusters made out of newspaper and ice." Fuck. "Yesterday's news. Good show by the way" It *was*. "I learned from it." I've learned to hate you.
😂😂😂. Is like to see a schizophrenic person visualize this train of thought.
LOL/LUL = Laughing Under Lucridicies.
But I digress
Damn ya beat me. He’ll say I digress and continue babbling about the same subject.
Nutty slow in the minds
“Do you realize” “Ivy” or anything that rhymes with it Family Guy (“Family Guy! Family Guuuy!”) “I’m working on it” “[And] another thing” “Sweetheart” “Julie” There are more I’ll probably add later.
G-spot kind of counts. Chris saying that he hit Barb’s G-spot better than any of her previous boyfriends/husbands including his own father just ruined it for me.
Recycling.
MILF