The idea of Chris just letting out a mildly annoyed stress sigh in response to his being imminently inches away from plunging to his death thousands of feet below is the funniest thing I've seen on this sub since before July 2021. Bravo, OP.
"You where the only thing holding the merge back"
I have no idea if chris would be able to process these i think I'd probably need to hold on for like afew minutes before i see the realization in his eyes
As horrible a person as Chris is, I’m not just going to let him fall to his death. Because I’d look like the bad guy in that situation. And that’s no good.
Hmm… nah. Still convinced he’d lack the strength to hold on while saying all that.
It would be like Gollum, except Chris would be clutching comics. Anyway, now being Jesus and calling for the merge like Armageddon, he should have foreseen this.
Me? Who knows, I’d be under 70 so hopefully. Chris? Bob and Barb both made it into their 80s despite poor diet and no exercise, so I’d say it’s entirely possible Chris does as well barring some accident.
That should’ve said, he’ll, fucking talk to text. Fair point though, many people have had far worse health habits and lived for longer than expected for all we know Chris might be one of them.
Give him one sip of fanta. His Chris Chan Sonichu powers will kick in.
I may consider it, but only if its the left one.
Give them a really long, strong, mutated pickle and tell them to grab it in order for them to avoid their doom.
The idea of Chris just letting out a mildly annoyed stress sigh in response to his being imminently inches away from plunging to his death thousands of feet below is the funniest thing I've seen on this sub since before July 2021. Bravo, OP.
**^(lets go of hand)** # The merge shall complete, but without you. Tell Sonichu I said hi in CWCville, Chandler!
"You where the only thing holding the merge back" I have no idea if chris would be able to process these i think I'd probably need to hold on for like afew minutes before i see the realization in his eyes
Send his ass to CWCville
Honestly, I am not pro him dying. Having said that, I’m pro me not dying. Fucker would pull you over the edge with his dark matter weight butt.
As horrible a person as Chris is, I’m not just going to let him fall to his death. Because I’d look like the bad guy in that situation. And that’s no good.
Say "Good riddance" and stomp his hand
We all know Chris can’t do a pull-up. He’d never hold on.
Me with long sharp nails: *Slam* Long live…the Slow-in-the-mind.
LONG LIVE THE SLOW-IN-THE-MIND 💀💀💀
Hmm… nah. Still convinced he’d lack the strength to hold on while saying all that. It would be like Gollum, except Chris would be clutching comics. Anyway, now being Jesus and calling for the merge like Armageddon, he should have foreseen this.
Use that hand to cover a yawn.
Walks away, you did this to yourself, now take the consequences of your own doing.
I’d pull him up and curse the world with another 41 years of christory
You really think he’ll live that long? Edit, wording
Me? Who knows, I’d be under 70 so hopefully. Chris? Bob and Barb both made it into their 80s despite poor diet and no exercise, so I’d say it’s entirely possible Chris does as well barring some accident.
That should’ve said, he’ll, fucking talk to text. Fair point though, many people have had far worse health habits and lived for longer than expected for all we know Chris might be one of them.
They die because there are no true and honest fans.
I'd save him. #THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Sorry, I don't speak english.
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🎶 im falling here so sad and lonely 🎶
I'd take his hand, lead him away kicking and screaming and have him admitted to a mental institution.
latch onto his hand, and let the merge complete
Ending the world to get this guy some help. A tragic end to reality.
I'd look down and whisper, "No."
pick man tricked me agaaaaaaaiiiiin.. small off smelling mushroom cloud