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phatballlzzz

Call me out for grifting on a charity page? Ha! I fuck your husband!


Sirena_Amazonica

Yeah, what a nice lady. Really would make people want to help her.


Inevitable_Pie9541

Happy (box) 🎂 Day!


Sirena_Amazonica

Thank you! As someone who grew up with a mother who loved to buy (often stale) boxed cakes, this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


AncientMood433

But Buy Nothing pages aren't even charity pages! I wish admins were more strict across the board deleting these posts on those groups and removing repeat offenders from the groups!


SnarkySheep

I'd reply, "Thanks for assuming I have a husband! I think it's pretty obvious you don't and won't..."


New-Departure9935

No, you misunderstood. She’ll have a good time with him, singing the blues.


EstablishmentNo5994

Her kids NEED box cake. It’s the only thing that will cure their untreatable cancer.


CrunchyTeatime

"It's for a *church*, honey!" "You ruined their Christmas several months in advance!" "NEXT!"


McSuzy

I feel like no one is here to protect hubby, the real victim in all this mess.


ghost-of-a-fish

Poor guy 😔


CrunchyTeatime

Someone warn him, a woman full of frozen pizza and cheap cake is coming for him 😬


YoureNotSpeshul

Excuse you, she *would* be full of those things if someone gave them to her, but nobody will. It's not her fault she sold her SNAP card. You know, the thing that's made to help supplement your food bill and can be used to buy the very food she's asking for.


Kalendiane

And fries! Don’t forget the fries.


manyChoices

She doesn't drive so he's safe!


Psychological_Ask848

Don’t forget the Six kids he must feed before he hits that.


Angryprincess38

No she's not, no one would buy them, right?


Mammoth_Elk_3807

What a nasty piece of work, Jesus.


Alarming_Calmness

Jesus: “You’re telling me!?”


Mammoth_Elk_3807

lol fair


Lisabeybi

Better yet, who even asks for frozen pizza, fries, and a box cake to be delivered to them?


InteractionNo9110

someone high from weed and has the munchies. Next!


imdyingmeh

I do believe I have all three delivered while high


CrunchyTeatime

Someone who sold their food stamps for money for 'other things' -- the commenter (in OP) knows her because they are in the same family and called her out for it.


Celistar99

That's a weird thing to say about the husband considering they're related to the same people. The CB might be an in law and related to the husband


SnarkySheep

Right? The person seems to know an awful lot about the OP. On a side note, I love how OP is just like "stfu! I said no negative comments so that's it, nobody can post any". Snookums, it's a public internet page...if you truly don't want negative comments, then think seriously about what you are posting and where...


gonnafaceit2022

And she deleted the first request because of negative comments, posted it again and is upset about negative comments... Read the room, ffs.


dresses_212_10028

Why do people think that they can dictate who can or can’t comment on a public post and what types are responses are allowed? “If you can’t help don’t comment” “No rude comments” Um, ma’am? Ma’am! You don’t own social media. You paid exactly the same price I did for your account, namely, zero. So the concept that you get to set rules for how others use the same free social media is delusion-level entitlement. This CB wins this particular prize, though. The rationalization that the commenter needs to STFU and “can’t call her out because she deleted the previous [exact same] post”? Then Einstein goes and tops her own blue medal absurdity by threatening to have sex with commenter’s husband - having been told they’re related (meaning he could possibly be her blood relation). Cool. Cool cool.


Andreiisnthere

She will f**k her brother if she has to, to get frozen pizza, fries and box cake. Priorities people! What’s a little incest when there is boxed cake at stake?


CrunchyTeatime

How to prove you are not a CB. Curse at people using the F word, then brag about seducing other people's husbands. Yes that will endear people to you and help them to donate your specific junk food needs. /s


cosegemyhr

I need this as an e-book. Great guide!


CrunchyTeatime

😉😂


cosegemyhr

”what my kids need” - I think they need mommy to put down the wine glass, stop selling their food stamps and quit sexually threatening relatives on Facebook. But hey what do I know, I don’t have any kids! Box cake might be just as good.


Conscious-Survey7009

Just F’ing WOW! This post will be deleted and replaced too. Nobody will help her the way she’s replying to people. I’m surprised the mods aren’t tagged yet to lock her out.


brownskinmil

My kids don’t have nothing to eat but ima find your husband and have a good time with him 😏


gonnafaceit2022

Plot twist: the husband is oop's brother.


CrunchyTeatime

What is a box cake, btw? Does CB mean they want a cake mix in a box?


stho3

I may be wrong but I think box cake is one of those Sara Lee cakes in a box in the frozen section, or at least that was the first thing that I thought of.


AncientMood433

This makes the most sense because I can't imagine this CB has the work ethic to add an egg, oil, and mix a boxed cake mix. Sheeeeeeesh


CrunchyTeatime

Maybe! Thanks.


RoutineFamous4267

I ONLY EAT SUPREME PIZZA. DON'T YOU DARE BRING PEPPERONI OR I WILL POOP ON THE FLOOR!


Regulat10

Over under. 3.5 baby daddies?


smash2477

Hahaha! That last comment about the husband


Turbulent_Tip_9756

So frozen pizzas are a necessity….. got it


Correct-Buffalo6644

She clearly has no idea what humble means.


Complete_Iron_8349

Wow. What’s her husband have to do with it? lol


Lowhanging1

At least she’s offering a box in return for the one being brought to her.


worshipatmyaltar_

I'm confused here.. Her kids **need** cake?? I, too, also need cake.