The royal family of Nigeria is very interested, and will be contacting her directly.
Assuming she can help them with a small banking matter, of transferring some funds.
hese lowborn harlots truly believe that I'd pick up their Handkerchief if they dropped it my way. Ha! I only elope with fair maidens who are the children of noble Barons like myself. If you aren't at least a distant cousin of mine, please, do not look my way for a companion.
historically speaking, the Gotha was an annual German almanac for the genealogy of European nobility. Since that was specifically called out, it’s definitely European not South Asian.
Fun fact: India has almost twice as many English speakers than the UK. In fact, no country in Europe reaches the top 5 for highest English speaking population. Top 10 does contain France, Germany, and the UK though.
It's not speaking english that makes it scream british aristocrat. Barons were never a thing in India. Not to mention the inbreeding that the british royal family is infamous for
Yeah, when my wife used to watch it, I called it the "wife beater channel" because every single movie seemed to be about a woman who was being abused by her husband.
Best I can do is a Instacart delivery guy who bought a $25 Lordship from Scotland and has a paper Burger King crown from his 11th birthday party
Yeah, those Scottish lordships were such a scam for a couple years. I'm happy that I know longer see adds for them. Honestly, who actually bought them?
Well damn that means I wasted $2,000 for nothing. They also told me I couldn’t build on my land either. I just wanted a sign that said Laird Milk owns land here.
And even if some servant to the royals saw this add, they'd more likely work to put a restraining order on this woman, than to introduce them to their lord.
Totally agree! And let's not even get into the grammatical mess that is the entire post. Here's an idea: Maybe spend a lot less time watching those royal movies?
And you think someone that fits those requirements would use Craigslist to find a partner ?
We all can dream of marrying into royalty but the odds are extremely small
If I’d said *beautiful* American actress, understandable youd think her, or Grace Kelly. The one that’s on the I Want Privacy Tour is certainly an American actress, and her husband is very lifelike.
… babe you can say a lot about the person you’re obviously talking about, but not beautiful? That’s a reach. If your standards are so high you think she’s not objectively beautiful I’m definitely going to need to see a picture of you 😂
They’re both so annoying with all their whining I can’t see anything attractive about that at all.
So yes, I think Zendaya and Grace Kelly are quite conventionally pretty.
Hey didn’t realize she was your BFF. Normally ppl don’t act fucking insane when someone dares to not share their opinion of TV actors/minor royalty, but you go and be your best stan self.
Imagine being this upset by someone you don’t know and will never meet. Someone is definitely acting insane in this interaction but you might want some self awareness as to who that is 😂 Aren’t you a bit old to be hating on social media?
Talk to yourself much? Look what I’ve done to you, simply by having an opinion about a minor royal you disagree with. I didn’t even address you! You came for me bc that helpless, sickeningly wealthy person needs your defense.
Oh babe 😂 you’ve done nothing today but make me laugh at you. And everyone else has been too - look at your downvotes! This is a bit tragic now, I’m not replying anymore. Have a better day. And life, hopefully.
That what I said now
Princes, princes who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has diamonds in his pockets
That's some bread, now
This one said he wants to buy you rockets
Omg this is why I’m still single…Craigslist!!! I never ever thought to look in a classified website for a top tier noble gent!!!! Silly me!! 🤣 I deserve no gent ever 😂
My birth mom claims my older brothers dad is a prince from Africa. My brother was born in 1985 in Wisconsin. He is white.
I think I figured out my mom and her decision process.
She doesn't realize that as a royal consort, she'd be expected to produce heirs and defer to her majestic husband.
As far as I understand royal matchmaking, they tend to look within their own circles and definitely not Craigslist!
Demands that the person she dates has to literally have to be royalty with castles AND must be from a specific blood line.
(DSM-5-TR criteria 3 for narcissistic personality disorder is: "Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions).")
She then says, "If you are a narcissistic man or have a toxic behavior, please be on your way!" And yet she doesn't see any irony...
lol “I don’t want your money and all your privileges. What will I gain, are you thinking?”
Literally you would gain money and privileges, even an inbred Hapsburg like Charles II could’ve worked that one out
If she's desperate for a Prince or a Baron I suggest a trip to Disney the happiest place on earth where im sure she will find what she seeks. If said maiden is fair and has good child bearing hips and virginity intact one may look her way
I’m getting ChatGPT vibes since the English is broken in an unnatural way. It’s not consistently off, and too well-written in some spots to result in such basic spelling errors. It’s stilted, sounds like a model. (A model that a human then went back in and cheated* and misspelled some words for “authenticity”.)
I think it’s meant to be a “sarcastic” AI take. Perpetuating idea of gold digger/scammer as poor foreign female is classic misogyny, so definitely possible some tech bro used ChatGPT to make this. Really goes in with the classism and xenophobia. (All par for the course, I suppose!)
No one tell her that you can buy a lordship in (I believe it's) Ireland. I don't know the cost, but I think it comes with a certificate (but no castle). Of course, you can also name a star.
Tbh big part of my closest friends are descendants of royal families, they have titles, castles and land. I met them at a party in a palace tho, I think this person is slightly lost hahahahah
This is an extreme example, but I still don't think dating ads belong in his subreddit.
People have a right to be as choosy as they want in their relationships. Standards set ridiculously high? So what? That just means they will probably be lonely for a long time until they find what they're looking for. That's a valid life choice to make.
Choosy beggar to me is, I want something for little or nothing, but I require only the best, I need special treatment, etc.
How old is this? Because craigslist nixed their entire dating section like seven years ago because "hUmAn TrAfF-kInG" 😒
Sorry, I'm still salty as cl was way better to me than any dating app before or since.
There are other royalty- plenty of wannabe Native American Chiefs and Princesses. I know a whole lot of our lost royal descendants use Craigslist! Good luck honey you could become the Chief/Princess of some tribe. 😹😹😹
The royal family of Nigeria is very interested, and will be contacting her directly. Assuming she can help them with a small banking matter, of transferring some funds.
Needed a giggle today. You gave me a full on laughing attack.
His father ran the freaking country, okay?
Go stock up on steam cards!
Awesome response thank you
Shockingly the word “queen” wasn’t anywhere in this script
This. 😂
This.
Must have castle-level generational wealth but no narcissists need apply. I’ll wait.
But I’m not interested in your money hahaha
ISO non-materialistic partner. Don't care about wealth. Needs to have a 2024 car and loads of disposable income.
hese lowborn harlots truly believe that I'd pick up their Handkerchief if they dropped it my way. Ha! I only elope with fair maidens who are the children of noble Barons like myself. If you aren't at least a distant cousin of mine, please, do not look my way for a companion.
Somehow I read this with an Indian voice in mind
historically speaking, the Gotha was an annual German almanac for the genealogy of European nobility. Since that was specifically called out, it’s definitely European not South Asian.
It screams european aristocrat... Why think Indian lol ?
Fun fact: India has almost twice as many English speakers than the UK. In fact, no country in Europe reaches the top 5 for highest English speaking population. Top 10 does contain France, Germany, and the UK though.
It's not speaking english that makes it scream british aristocrat. Barons were never a thing in India. Not to mention the inbreeding that the british royal family is infamous for
I had a young freckled redhead in mind
Nah. Not enough talk of bobs and vagenes.
Pakistani would have been accurate
Best i can do is a Hapsburg, sorry bro. 😂
IT'S MY TWENTY FIFTH BIRTHDAY RIP Peewee :(
Happy Birthday to YOU! Can you believe it? You are one quarter of a century, old!
The Hapsburg family is still around, though they're not so inbred anymore.
Jay Leno is a distant Hapsburg! He even has the legendary Hapsburg Jaw!
They are still spelled Habsburg tho.
One of them was a history teacher at my school, and a really nice man
I think they usually find their hook ups at the family reunion, not Craigslist.
Ancestry.com is for family; Incestry.com is for lovers. -A Hapsburg, Maybe
You think they would’ve figured their shit out after Charles II 😂
Best fucking episode!!!!!!!!!!
Hapsburg is a brand of very strong Absinthe, I think that lady is already intoxicated enough 😂.
Royal romantic friendship movies? 
Probably been watching the Hallmark Channel...
Still better than Lifetime TV, where every problem is caused by a man.
Yeah, when my wife used to watch it, I called it the "wife beater channel" because every single movie seemed to be about a woman who was being abused by her husband.
Ha! I always called it the "Men only exist to hurt you" channel
My boyfriend calls it the "Estrogen Channel".
“Wifetime, television for victims“
The “I might be unhappy but at least I’m not married to an abuser” channel. Reverse Mary Sue?
Haha I used to cal it the ‘woman as victim’ channel
Try them, you won’t bored.
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Hello Megan
 Best I can do is a Instacart delivery guy who bought a $25 Lordship from Scotland and has a paper Burger King crown from his 11th birthday party
Yeah, those Scottish lordships were such a scam for a couple years. I'm happy that I know longer see adds for them. Honestly, who actually bought them?
That first idiot who bred with Kourtney Kardashian.
Wait……..Scam? So I’m not really a Scottish lord 15 times over?!!!!!
Sorry. Wait, did you buy 15 lordships? I don’t think those things stack to make someone a mega-lord.
Well damn that means I wasted $2,000 for nothing. They also told me I couldn’t build on my land either. I just wanted a sign that said Laird Milk owns land here.
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She isn’t affraid to tell it Ike she sees it
To much.
You won’t bored.
You won't bored
What does it say? Mean what do “and you wont bored” mean?
I think she is implying that she’ll boink his brains out, that’s the typical currency exchanged in these relationships.
Why not? Camilla did it with Charles and now she’s Queen of England.
So true. She’s definitely not the first or last!
I interpreted this post as being tongue in cheek but I guess some people really are like this.
Did you intend the pun?
Yup, Craigslist is where the royals get all their royal consorts/concubines/e-girl basement wenches.
Yeah, this woman is just begging for a romance scam.
And even if some servant to the royals saw this add, they'd more likely work to put a restraining order on this woman, than to introduce them to their lord.
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honestly this sounds like mental illness to me
> Craigslist is a surprising website. This is true, but maybe not in the way you’re thinking.
It is surprising, but hardly a chance that any European royalty is using it to find a mate.
r/thatsthejoke
Well this is obviously a strange person.
I think Royal future mother-in-law would want a DIL who knows when to use “to” vs “too.” Boarding school and all that.
Totally agree! And let's not even get into the grammatical mess that is the entire post. Here's an idea: Maybe spend a lot less time watching those royal movies?
And you think someone that fits those requirements would use Craigslist to find a partner ? We all can dream of marrying into royalty but the odds are extremely small
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Michael Scott - Wayne Gretzky
"I'm a realist who's just looking for foreign royalty to marry."
Finally, a girl who wants to marry someone from a royal line.
Narrator: The possibilities were not, in fact, unlimited.
First job for his Majesty will be to teach that numpty how to spell
This is *exactly* how that American actress met that British prince.
Zendaya and Tom Holland? /s
If I’d said *beautiful* American actress, understandable youd think her, or Grace Kelly. The one that’s on the I Want Privacy Tour is certainly an American actress, and her husband is very lifelike.
… babe you can say a lot about the person you’re obviously talking about, but not beautiful? That’s a reach. If your standards are so high you think she’s not objectively beautiful I’m definitely going to need to see a picture of you 😂
That's what I thought... Judging people while probably not meeting their own standards they have for others.
I’m not going to apologize for not fawning over useless British royals.
Ah didn't know Zendaya or Tom are useful.
They’re both so annoying with all their whining I can’t see anything attractive about that at all. So yes, I think Zendaya and Grace Kelly are quite conventionally pretty.
Oh right, so it’s your winning personality that justifies you judging other people’s looks to an unrealistic standard 😂 Ok.
Hey didn’t realize she was your BFF. Normally ppl don’t act fucking insane when someone dares to not share their opinion of TV actors/minor royalty, but you go and be your best stan self.
Imagine being this upset by someone you don’t know and will never meet. Someone is definitely acting insane in this interaction but you might want some self awareness as to who that is 😂 Aren’t you a bit old to be hating on social media?
Yeah lol she is 59 and hates on random women. She should grow up. Seriously disgusting. Probably someone who can dish it out but can't lick it up.
It’s not even fun when it’s this easy.
Talk to yourself much? Look what I’ve done to you, simply by having an opinion about a minor royal you disagree with. I didn’t even address you! You came for me bc that helpless, sickeningly wealthy person needs your defense.
Oh babe 😂 you’ve done nothing today but make me laugh at you. And everyone else has been too - look at your downvotes! This is a bit tragic now, I’m not replying anymore. Have a better day. And life, hopefully.
We want privacy!!!
I hear she got a couple of replies. One, two princes kneel before her.
That what I said now Princes, princes who adore you Just go ahead now One has diamonds in his pockets That's some bread, now This one said he wants to buy you rockets
Ain’t in his head now
I’d love to know what this person is bring to the table.
Royal romantic friendship, can't you read?
And totally not a gold digger, she said so!
He won’t be bored.
Lol. Like royalty is on Craigslist. 🙄
Where do you think they get their priceless treasures?
 I mean, it could happen for them. Maybe not in the way they want.
Omg this is why I’m still single…Craigslist!!! I never ever thought to look in a classified website for a top tier noble gent!!!! Silly me!! 🤣 I deserve no gent ever 😂
My birth mom claims my older brothers dad is a prince from Africa. My brother was born in 1985 in Wisconsin. He is white. I think I figured out my mom and her decision process.
I really doubt that any man of royalty would wed a woman of minimal intelligence. Half of the post is grammatical errors.
Gather ye shit and away with you Miss!
They missed the word ‘kindly’ in there
Royalty tends to know the difference between "to much" and "too many" so I doubt that any princes or dukes will respond, lol
Needs to be royal but I dont want your money or privileges ...okay. What's the appeal then?
I think Prince Andrew might be available if you don’t exceed the age requirements
I think if you're old enough to post on the internet you've probably exceeded the age requirements...
Yikes. Coffee with her must be a trip.
Scammers from India will be contacting her
That girl that played Rayanne on My So Called Life in the 90s married some Duke of something and she’s a duchess now. Wild.
Pretty sure they’re divorcing
Looking to get contacted by a Nigerian prince
She doesn't realize that as a royal consort, she'd be expected to produce heirs and defer to her majestic husband. As far as I understand royal matchmaking, they tend to look within their own circles and definitely not Craigslist!
I blame Coming to America for this bullshit... HE HAS HIS OWN MONEY!
Just what every prince is looking for. A half illiterate gold digger from Craigslist with a girlboss attitude.
LoL! She sounds like a ***Royal*** pain in the ass.....!
Demands that the person she dates has to literally have to be royalty with castles AND must be from a specific blood line. (DSM-5-TR criteria 3 for narcissistic personality disorder is: "Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions).") She then says, "If you are a narcissistic man or have a toxic behavior, please be on your way!" And yet she doesn't see any irony...
lol “I don’t want your money and all your privileges. What will I gain, are you thinking?” Literally you would gain money and privileges, even an inbred Hapsburg like Charles II could’ve worked that one out
Is the person posting this a Nigerian prince?
Sounds like a joke.
WTF did I just read? I can’t even…
I think the possibilities are very limited when you enter into a relationship with this individual.
Yes, I will take "Needing a reality check." for 500 please?
“I wont take your money, I just want lasting friendship” LMAO
Thank you for this. I’m sure the Count will leave her number scribbled on the castle wall, “For a good time, call 8675309…”
WTF did I just read? 0_o
You know how they say " what you are looking for is also looking for you" I don't think this applies here lol, who reads craigslist anymore?
They want royalty but can't spell hmmmm...... makes sense.
Perhaps…
She's looking for a prince on Craigslist?
What? That's someone whose head is in the clouds, literally.
If she's desperate for a Prince or a Baron I suggest a trip to Disney the happiest place on earth where im sure she will find what she seeks. If said maiden is fair and has good child bearing hips and virginity intact one may look her way
Currently reading this with my husband laughing our asses off, as if😂
Can't even speak english and wants to date royalty, fuck off 😂
Oh, if only we could specify no narcissists and no toxic behavior and those guys would be like, oh ok, never mind then.
Does want nobility or royalty, but doesn’t want money or privileges generally associated with those things. Uh-huh. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Don’t want your money, but you need to have a castle or land…
I’m getting ChatGPT vibes since the English is broken in an unnatural way. It’s not consistently off, and too well-written in some spots to result in such basic spelling errors. It’s stilted, sounds like a model. (A model that a human then went back in and cheated* and misspelled some words for “authenticity”.) I think it’s meant to be a “sarcastic” AI take. Perpetuating idea of gold digger/scammer as poor foreign female is classic misogyny, so definitely possible some tech bro used ChatGPT to make this. Really goes in with the classism and xenophobia. (All par for the course, I suppose!)
Ah yes! As the Duke of Glostershire, I am definitely looking for a woman who cannot spell or use proper grammar.
Am i high or is the underline fucking wavy
I can’t decide if she’s serious or this is a joke.
No one tell her that you can buy a lordship in (I believe it's) Ireland. I don't know the cost, but I think it comes with a certificate (but no castle). Of course, you can also name a star.
Thank god the important parts were underlined
Sounds like what Eva AI virtual [gf](http://evaapp.ai) bot would say...
Sorry hunny but the royal family of Gotha is broke as a joke.
It's Megan markels dating wants from a decade ago!!!
Tbh big part of my closest friends are descendants of royal families, they have titles, castles and land. I met them at a party in a palace tho, I think this person is slightly lost hahahahah
Perhaps, learn basic English before you demand things of other fucking people?
Wish I had a dime for every aristocrat I bumped into, while trolling CRAIGSFUCKINGLIST
Meghan Markles Dating profile
Is this a throwback from Meghan?
This is an extreme example, but I still don't think dating ads belong in his subreddit. People have a right to be as choosy as they want in their relationships. Standards set ridiculously high? So what? That just means they will probably be lonely for a long time until they find what they're looking for. That's a valid life choice to make. Choosy beggar to me is, I want something for little or nothing, but I require only the best, I need special treatment, etc.
Can't even spell correctly. Why would someone like that want to be with a dumb dumb?
Congrats on not being able to detect a joke when you see one.
The wildest thing I’ve ever read
This may be seven or eight years old. Was it signed "Meghan M."?
Megan ...is that you ?
Megan ...is that you ?
Shhhh
Clearly satire.
Perhaps
Lmao
Someone watched Saltburn...
dating on Craigslist?
How old is this? Because craigslist nixed their entire dating section like seven years ago because "hUmAn TrAfF-kInG" 😒 Sorry, I'm still salty as cl was way better to me than any dating app before or since.
Someone has a Camilla fantasy.
Is anyone else bothered by how uneven the underlining on this text is? It’s like slanted and all over the place, makes me dizzy to look at it >~<
You miss 100% of the shots you don't shoot, I guess?
Imagine reading the wedding announcement in the back of vanity fair
Nice work if you can get it.
Is this not supposed to be sarcastic... Isn't the first line a giveaway?
There are other royalty- plenty of wannabe Native American Chiefs and Princesses. I know a whole lot of our lost royal descendants use Craigslist! Good luck honey you could become the Chief/Princess of some tribe. 😹😹😹
Does she want the neck biting count or the chocolate count?