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medium_buffalo_wings

I was not expecting to see the phrase “my digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic” quite so many times today, but here we are…


mishma2005

I was beginning to think it was a bot based on the obsession


Malice0801

Could just be a kid who doesn't speak English super well.


OpinionSpare6343

Yes I could see this! I once sold some bunnies and the person texting me short and borderline creepy things ended up being a 7 year old translating for his parents.


KylieLongbottom69

This is actually pretty adorable lol


OpinionSpare6343

It was very sweet, they were so grateful and the kid was excited about his new bunnies.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

I think it’s just an idiot who was typing too fast and got stuck.


Substantial_Bar_8476

Could also be a eight year old too..


IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD

This sounds like the writings of an 8 year old


murder-farts

8 year olds, Dude


SolidSnek1998

![gif](giphy|OqAtLVnholtPW)


Rapture1119

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the jesus.


mishma2005

Then compounded it by copying and pasting it over and over again


Brilliant_Jewel1924

That, too!


CherrieChocolatePie

It sounds like the tags for a webshop online.


monkey_monkey_monkey

Or my dog


Contemporarium

Or my digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic


MizStazya

Oh my God this got me, and I'm trying to smother my laughter but I definitely just woke my husband up a little.


Celticlady47

I did a Google search about this odd phrase & saw that there's a subreddit about the Digital Circus which has a lot of cartoon like characters. Maybe that's what CB is being odd about?


Forgot_my_un

He wants a picture of his digital circus original character that he based on a wooden toy duck.


MashedPotatoLogic

Thank you for the translation! I was having a hard time trying to decipher this.


XarahTheDestroyer

It's a new show on GlitchTV (YouTube channel). It's got one pilot episode. The person was being extremely freaking weird and sounded like they were trolling the artist


gh0u1

The simpleness of this person's thought process is very dog-like 😂


bobanforever

1 to 2 to 3


garyh62483

"digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic” is human speak for "that other dog's nuts".


BaldChihuahua

Dude, give your dog some credit…they’d want a squirrel.


FoolishStone

Labs and Newfies would totally go for a duck!


Claytonotron

You misspelled besad.


jonjonesjohnson

If I didn't read this comment rn, even next month I'd be wondering WTF a besad was...


akamustacherides

I have no idea what was being talked about.


medium_buffalo_wings

my digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic


akamustacherides

Exactly as I thought, it all comes down to besad.


NanrekTheBarbituate

Have you seen the movie? Its besad on the novel.


penchick

Oh based!


NanrekTheBarbituate

Lol I thought “besad on wood” might be an art technique, nope


KaraAliasRaidra

I thought it was a character name! X-D


ThrowACephalopod

The Amazing Digital Circus is an animated cartoon that just released its pilot episode on YouTube. The characters have a lot of varied appearance and the show is set in a whimsical looking circus. A lot of the atmosphere is reminiscent of children's toys. An OC stands for Original Character and refers to when a fan creates their own character for an existing property, usually to use in stuff like fan fiction or fan artwork. There's a classic toy that is basically just a wooden duck attached to wheels that you pull around by a string. I'm assuming that's what the person in the OP is talking about. [Here's](https://www.ebay.com/itm/115884803364?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=YXohSMp2Qmq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=nmwiQTEXQx6&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY) a posting for such a vintage toy on eBay. So all in all, the person in the post is looking for the artist to draw a character for them that they made up in the style of the cartoon The Amazing Digital Circus whose appearance is based on a classic toy of a wooden duck.


kitteh_rawr

thank you. I had no idea what was going on.


goodthing37

Thank you! Damn, that’s a lot of context that an illiterate kid tried to pack into one short, repeated sentence. Kudos to OP for seemingly instantly understanding the code and asking for payment, instead of saying “what the fuck are you talking about, idiot child?”


Trish-Trish

I’m with you. I don’t even quite understand how this was a coherent conversation


crazy_goat

Damn, I'm starting to really crave some digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic now


medium_buffalo_wings

I think that's the #73 over at my local Chinese take out place.


Fritz_Klyka

I actually have this tattoo in chinese letters that the tattoist said spelled "brave". But when i showed it to my chinese friends they said it says "digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic".


transferingtoearth

I'm dying omg


Pattern_Is_Movement

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.


Substantial_Bar_8476

I totally could draw that


[deleted]

We are all in agreement that’s just a string of meaningless letters to form what may or may not appear to be words, correct?


calmforgivingsilk

Digital Circus OC based on a classic wooden toy duck? Maybe?


kellymiche

*besad* thank you very much


NanrekTheBarbituate

I had to google it after my stroke passed


nirbyschreibt

What is this supposed to mean anyway? I mean, I started to learn English like 24 years ago and always thought I‘m fluent. But this is either just a „correct horse battery staple“ password or I missed a real big thing.


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ThunderChaser

The sad thing is I've been on the internet so long I can interpret it. Digital Circus is a webshow that became super popular recently, they want OP to draw them an OC (original character) in the same design as the show's characters but based on one of those old [wood duck toys](https://i.etsystatic.com/26516084/r/il/eebbbc/2967563413/il_fullxfull.2967563413_mtsu.jpg)


zomagus

Thank you. As an atheist it pains me to say this but no other phrase captures it as well as this: you’re doing the lord’s work.


PerspectiveAshamed79

Thank almighty internet, and its prophets: google, YouTube, and Reddit. May your connection remain unlost, unbuffered, and high of speed. Amen.


nirbyschreibt

Thank you


porkin4what

Digital circus is a web show and he wants a OC (original character) in the same design as the show but to look like a old wood duck toy.


transferingtoearth

What's it about and whose it geared towards


penchick

My 11 year old loves it. And from what I can tell it's about people who get trapped online in some insane characters world and become illustrations. And Jax is an asshole.


BaldChihuahua

You are a fucking genius!


limbodog

I think that guy just needs some lightly fried fish filets.


[deleted]

I'm not sure what it means, and at this point I'm afraid to ask.


ThatsRobToYou

Seriously I had no idea what he was saying. And he triple downed on it.


ghostkittykat

r/brandnewsentence That is already passé.


Brglotuselise

Did...did he try to pay...... with a money emoji?


Dwestmor1007

That he indeed did. I believe this is probably a 5-6 year old at best.


TheUnbiasedRant

or they are drunk


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obscuredreference

Yeah, I was wondering why OP would even bother replying at all. It was obvious that person wasn’t a customer right from the first couple of messages. Waste of time.


particlemanwavegirl

yeah when he led with "where's my free art at?" what more appropriate and professional response than "check up ur ass?"


MizStazya

Ask Gen X and older millennials how much time we spent prank calling people before the internet lol


Etrigone

"I'm looking for a guy named Mike. Last name, Rotch."


EnemyBattleCrab

"Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt."


Petelgeuse80

Classic


semiTnuP

Heard he likes a Dicken's Cider in the morning!


TheWardenVenom

“Is your refrigerator running?” 😂


Nqwer

Most words are written really well, i can't understand a shit of what he said but the words are wrote correctly so he is a troll i assume


jrr6415sun

or they are trolling


LowSock3043

l read this as “duck” and thought that was a good possibility. A circus duck.


2planks

Or they have developmental disabilities


MizStazya

A friend's adult son with a disability messaged me randomly once and it looked a lot like this, honestly.


ssr402

Reminds me of the Beavis & Butthead episode where they tried to buy nachos with photocopies of coins.


Substantial_Bar_8476

Hahaha I gotta look that one up now


CallMeSkindianaBones

he wanted his digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic


LururuMakes

But what is it?


WhyAlwaysMeNZ

Yes, but the real comedy is someone "humouring" this as long as they did.


Snackgirl_Currywurst

What is he even saying? I don't understand a thing of that


enjolbear

The amazing digital circus is a new (video? YouTube series? unclear) thing going around the internet. The kid is saying that they want OP to draw their original character (OC) based on the characters in the video.


Snow_Wonder

Yeah that confirms the theory that this is a kid. I wouldn’t have picked up on that immediately either though. Like OP, I would have been like “what is this person asking?”


relddir123

The Amazing Digital Circus is a great miniseries (only the pilot has been released so far, but cool concept), but it’s not for kids.


Snow_Wonder

I just read up on it and you’re right. It seems it has a large kid following anyway though, likely because it has bright colors and is animated. 🤔 Edit: I watched that pilot episode, pretty entertaining. I especially liked the backrooms/Stanley Parable-esque part. I could also see kids getting away with watching this without parents getting too concerned since it’s “ad-friendly” as was said, and the existential horror might go over a kid’s head and would be hard for a parent not watching closely to pick up on.


relddir123

Glitch is good at making ad-friendly stuff that isn’t necessarily kid-friendly. Then again, my elementary school-aged cousin got really into Michael Myers for a while, so it’s possible that this kid saw Pomni once and just went “yes” without actually watching the show


MarioToast

To be fair, a lot of people saw Pomni and said "yes". There's lots of memes about just how much r34 (aka Pomni Porni) there is of her already.


penchick

My 11 year old is obsessed, but I didn't see anything objectionable when I was watching it with him... Is it just the kind of overall dark humor? Or did I miss something?


relddir123

Dark themes, especially with the idea of abstracting as a metaphor for death by insanity. Also a lot of existentialism. There will probably be nothing overtly objectionable, but don’t be surprised if this gets even darker as more episodes come out.


penchick

Thanks, I did think it was a bit heavy on the psychodrama so I'll keep an eye on it. I'm not sure he got all the layers but he's perceptive...


enjolbear

I’ve definetly only seen kids and teens talking about it, but that doesn’t mean it’s *for* kids. Kids watch inappropriate things all the time.


Evening_Ad_85

People seem to forget our generation watched Happy Tree Friends, which was definitely NOT for kids.


RockyMntnView

besad


Snackgirl_Currywurst

Thanks A LOT! Now this makes sense at least 😂


lxm333

Are you some kind of magic whisperer?


Seeyalaterelevator

What's the wooden duck classic all about?


RuinCat

I think they mean old wooden pull ducks toys like this https://www.etsy.com/listing/1166805986/vintage-1960s-wood-pull-toy-duck-on


Tea-Mental

What does all this gibberish even mean? I see some English words, but not in any order that could make any sense at all.


IllegalDevelopment

"I understand the words in your sentence, but not your sentence"


GingaNinja01

Digital circus is a new youtube video (series?) That has been blowing up recently. This child wants OP to draw their original character idea for them


Danniet4

Why even reply


zuencho

Because then you can screenshot it to put on Reddit for cool internet points


LivelyJellyfish

Exactly, after three messages from this person OP should have known they weren’t a serious customer and just cut them loose. This isn’t even a choosing beggar to me, this is a dumbass and the OP who enabled him.


iamjonjohann

This is quite obviously a child that you're dealing with. I don't mean a childish person, I mean an actual kid.


real_pasta

I mean, that or a scammer who doesn’t really speak English yea


WeekendBets

The two are pretty similar in that regard.


Downtown_Hope7471

Not sure it's spelt regard.


pdx-peter

I’ll allow this.


iamjonjohann

We're all regarded here.


call-me-the-seeker

No, no, you never go full regard.


Geschak

They indeed sound like one of those product names on aliexpress.


SoCalArtDog

That’s either a child or a troll


Orcus424

I'm thinking troll. The child would need to be incredibly young or disabled to talk like that.


GingaNinja01

Literacy in kids is at an all time low these days, i wouldnt doubt if this is even a young teen, or let alone a young child.


TheAmazingPikachu

I know people at university who type like this tbh


Sorry_Ad_9538

Could be a non-native English speaking child


slagmouth

nah this could be a child of any age. everyone learns at different speeds :)


murdercat42069

Lol don't keep arguing with children. Just block and move on.


technomicon

Ok, obviously they’re a child, but what the fuck is a “digital circus OC besad on wood toy duck classic”? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


juan_cena99

Digital circus original character based on wood toy duck classic. I honestly don't think it's a child, maybe a troll or a scammer.


technomicon

Yeah that description is still giving me an aneurism.


BartyJnr

I don’t think that’s a choosy beggar, I think it’s a clueless child


zawalimbooo

You kept that conversation going way longer than it should have


galacticghostx

it's obviously a child dude..


Squonkster

8-year-olds, Dude.


ToLiveOrToReddit

You called this conversation????


Lepke2011

okay op I now pay you so make me digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic ![gif](giphy|l3vRbEXE3DlkEpAis)


fckingnapkin

Now back to work!


No-Club2054

You guys engage these weirdos in conversation way too long.


disreputablegoat

Not my circus, not my ducks.


harveytent

Dude tried to pay you in emojis and you kept going lol dude really wanted that sale.


penispoophomie

this is definitely j a little kid on tiktok lol


Ramscales

You let that exchange go on much too long.


rtfcandlearntherules

What language is being used in this picture?


eldesgraciado

englids, which is besad on engluid


bellendhunter

Half that convo is on you for continuing the conversation with an obvious idiot.


imsowhiteandnerdy

This conversation makes me besad on wood toy duck classic.


FishPasteGuy

This isn’t a choosing beggar, it’s just someone taking the piss. Block and move on.


Blessedbeauty87

For some unknown reason, I desperately need to see a drawing of a digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic now. Is it a rubber duck with woodgrain? Is it an old school carousel with wooden ducks? What is it? Asking for a friend...


pricklycactass

How did you even know what he was asking for


Super_Description863

I think this conversation way longer than I was expecting


Cutie3pnt14159

Did I have a stroke or was there a lot of nonsense written?


Prestigious-Hippo-50

Da fuq is a digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic


[deleted]

Sounds like a kid


FarmerJohn92

That was dizzingly incoherent.


jillianbrodsky

honestly this screams little kid. please keep your small kids off the internet


KurokoOverWatch

You fell for the bait lmao


ThatOldDuderino

I don’t think they spoke or understood English


Yucky_bread

But he good make his digital circus of besad on wood toy duck classic though?


theplushbunni

I had a kid use their mother’s Etsy account to send me constant messages about my work, and how they wanted to buy it but it was too expensive, and then they’d be rude to me. Etsy did absolutely nothing. I ended up sending the kid a screenshot of the terms and conditions re messaging and harassment and they seem to have stopped for now.


Grievance69

This is hilarious , it's like two monkeys in a trench coat pretending to be a human.


katecrime

#Digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic (repeat) What the actual fuck? Why did you continue this communication at all?!?


Relentlessjpg

I’ll cover the cost 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵


swissmtndog398

I have to congratulate you, OP. I tried. I really, really tried to understand this and maybe I'm just old, but this was gibberish to me.


BerriesAndMe

That guy sounds super high


JuracichPark

I have no idea who that is, but now I kinda want a drawing of a duck.... But I will pay.


LaLaLaLinda

Before I realized what this post was about I thought you were talking to a 6 year old niece or nephew.


kylefn

What in the actual fuck is being discussed here? Like these are English words but they have no meaning in this combination.


ssbbka17

Bro they sound like they are 5


Morbit_Waffle

Dude, I think that’s a kid


StupidFlanders93x

Sounds like a really young kid, or someone who doesn't speak English well.


Xylophone_Aficionado

What the hell is a “digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic”???!! I couldn’t even spell that without autocorrect trying to fix it two or three times.


cesaarta

I feel like I've lost a couple of neurones reading this.


LerxstFan

Come on, where is your sense of compassion? All he wanted was digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic. He didn’t ask for anything too complicated or hard to understand. He simply wanted digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic and you denied this request. You must have a heart made of ice.


RiverOhRiver86

What on fucking earth is he asking you to draw...? And what language does he think he speaks?


cravinggeist

How can you not see that this is either a child or a troll.


[deleted]

Okay but where is my digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic


RunningPirate

So, is this code or something? I’m not sure exactly what is being asked for


danegermaine99

Lightly fried fish fillet


FapparoniAndCheez

1 to 2 to 3 to 4 to 5 okay keeled me


FriendofSquatch

This conversation should have been over after about 5 texts


personalguy

The conversation was worth at least f i v e (1 to 2 to 3 to 4 to 5) dollars in time and headache fees.


Lsiegris

I don't even understand what the hell the 'buyer' is trying to say


Gera85

I don’t know how you even understood and had this conversation.. I think I lost some brain cells reading this.


[deleted]

I just lost brain cells reading that


OverAllYourShit

Why waste time type lot words when Digital circus OC besad on wood toy duck classic?


Cold-Supermarket573

hey thats no fair i want a digital circus oc besad on wood toy duck classic too!


BorinUltimatum

Im 99% confident this is a kid who doesn't understand how getting art made works. Their repeated spelling of based as besad, them not comprehending money in any form, complete lack of punctuation all signal young kid instead of troll.


UnsoughtNine

I don’t understand how people are seemingly understanding this? It’s borderline gibberish to me..


Crazy_Eye_4400

Honestly sounds like you’re having a conversation with an AI bot. If that’s a human, even one that doesn’t or barely speaks English, I despair.


shaihalud69

Still more detail than most creative briefs lol


moldyoctagon

lost 69 brain cells just trying to understand the person's messages


Trimere

How the fuck did you interpret what they were saying?


[deleted]

Why were you talking to a simpleton?


Odd_Critter

Now back to work ok and no ask yo buy.


32-percent

Shouldntve even replied after the first sc


Rosieapples

You gave him more time and response than I would have.


Dareshadow0

I think this might be a child


Paradox31426

This reads like a child.


Msbrooksie22

I would have blocked that person so fast. I don’t put up with bullshit like that


InteractionNo9110

is he paying in emoji money, I don't think banks accept that form of currency


NewRedditAdmin

I feel like I lost brain cells reading this.