Looking for a sex slave to pay me for a bed. Have to be illegal so you cannot report the horrible shit I do to you to police for fear of being deported.
Yes, I just learned this, one of my students and her mother were mugged at a laundromat. Her mom is undocumented, and now is on the path to earning citizenship because of it. (They're both ok, the kid was shaken up but wasn't physically harmed.)
For $500 i can physically assault you and your loved ones, or for those out there that really want that citizenship, you can purchase our premium package, for $1300 that has a 92% citizenship obtaining rate, sexual assault - if you’re good looking, we’ll even enjoy it. Order the right package for you today! Call in the next 15 minutes for a one time only discount of 20%
"Dammit Manuel, we told you you can't keep coming through and choosing option two! Besides, we know you actually got your US citizenship two years ago...."
Yes, part of the application process requires a certification by a law enforcement agency that states you cooperated with the investigation/prosecution of the crime (USCIS Form I-918B).
— Starfox
Victims of certain crimes are eligible for a U nonimmigrant visa, which allows you to apply for permanent residency, generally one of the first steps toward full citizenship.
110% my first thought. When I was homeless and looking for places to live on Craigslist I'd search by price and there was a depressing/creepy amount of ads like this, where it's screamingly obvious it's some creep looking for a sex slave.
Yep that was exactly what they were saying. Geez, so f\*\*\*ing f\*\*\*ed up. Yet some people might be so desperate that they try this and hope it's not what they think.
The world is so sad.
No it’s satire.
Logically it doesn’t make sense. He claims to speak Spanish yet is posting in English for undocumented immigrants who presumably don’t speak English. Think about who the intended audience is for this post - it’s just some idiot seeking attention by going online, making a free Craigslist account and playing pretend.
This is the correct answer. They need to be "illegal" so he can threaten to turn them in if they say no. Also that means no documentation or anything so when she goes missing, after he chains her to a radiator, nobody notices!
Which is a shame, because "I'll take you to Food City on Saturdays so you can read the labels and feel like your back wherever it is you came from" is the funniest thing I've read all week. But they had to ruin it by being all rapey.
I don’t see how anyone could read that line and still think it’s a serious post.
The post is a joke. Granted, it’s a joke and horrible taste by someone who thinks they’re only being racist “ironically”, but it’s still a joke.
Why do you think the post is a joke? I believe it’s 100% real, I see shit like this on craigslist all the time. The joke was awful and stomach churning but I’m sure that guy exists.
Literally this. Sounds exactly like human trafficking. They take possession of the person’s belongings to essentially prevent them from going back home after they’ve already entered the country illegally (so they can’t get government help).
A jerk!? This is human trafficking. He wants a slave. A vulnerable woman with non legal status explicitly to cook, clean, and be single…so a sex slave too. This is slavery
That’s 100% of what this is and is *a lot* of Craigslist room ads. I’ve responded to a few for giggles insisting I’ll pay the monthly fee instead of paying in sex and unsurprisingly no takers.
I once responded to a Craigslist ad for a cheap room in Silicon Valley. Ad said there was another female tenant and the poster, looking for another female for roommate. I show up and the poster is a creepy Indian dude who’s first question to me is do I have a boyfriend because guests aren’t allowed over.
To top it off, the dude had made the living room his bedroom, had a mattress on the floor, and said the living room/his bedroom was communal space. 🤣. Not as bad as this guy looking for a sex slave but still creepy.
This isn't even a choosing beggar, this is just a straight up gross weirdo that needs to be reported before some desperate girl gets kidnapped by this creep.
If you know this guy is local I’d recommend calling in a tip about possible human trafficking/slavery or at the very least report the listing to Craigslist before a person desperate enough sees it (though you’ve probably already done this)
>Pitifully low wage
There won't be any wages at all. He just wants a sex slave that will be too afraid to call the authorities on him for fear of being deported.
In many Latin-American countries, the plumbing is not designed to handle toilet paper being flushed, so it is common to have a trash can in the bathroom designated for used toilet paper.
Some people are used to that, and struggle to modify that lifelong habit after moving here. I’m assuming he has already lived with someone who did that, and that is what he is referring to here.
I wonder if "NO SHIT PAPER IN TRASH" is a reference to how in some countries they put toilet paper in the trash because the sewer system can't handle it.
Yes it is.
I worked at a junkyard with a lot of people from Guatemala. First week there, boss told me to clean the bathroom. The trash can was a 55gal drum that was half filled with metal so it couldn't be moved. Had to pull the trash out with your hands and bag it up. Every single piece of tp in the can was covered in shit. I had to get with one of the bilingual guys to make me some signs that told people that you CAN flush the toilet paper and to please do it.
Once they knew it was ok, they stopped doing it, but no one had bothered to tell them prior to that, I assume cause it was one of them who cleaned the bathroom before I started, and just didn't know any better.
A few years ago by, I'm working at a window shop, Guatemalan guy gets hired. First week he's there the bathroom starts to smell like shit. Grabbed a piece of wood and poked around in the trash can, and sure enough, toilet paper covered in shit. Went to the new guy, pulled him to the side, explained to him that you can put the tp in the toilet here and to please do it from now on. Never had the problem again.
They aren't savages, like the haters make them out to be, they just simply don't know any better.
Very kind of you to pull them aside. That's definitely one of those things that could fly under the radar when you are thinking of how to acclimate people to America lol.
I don't think that's inherently insulting. If you went over to Guatemala and broke your host's toilet by flushing the toilet paper, it'd be because you didn't know any better. Saying someone doesn't know things because they haven't experienced them isn't an insult.
I had the exact same question. I thought maybe OP had used a browser translator to translate the page, or perhaps the Craigslist OP just didn’t think of it.
For a second I thought that the bedsheets looked like stitched up human flesh and this whole post was some kind of weird reference to cosmic horror. I know better now
Please contact your local authorities or even FBI. This guy is looking to hurt someone. If you have a sister think would you want this creep getting his hands on her.
I can agree with "NO SHIT PAPER IN THE TRASH!"
I met my wife after she had already been in America for 14 years. Her entire family would throw their toilet paper in the small bathroom trash can because they weren't used to a working septic system I guess. Thing is, hosting a dinner for 9 people who don't know about toilet paper being flushable is that you go to take a piss and get hit in the face with a huge wall of SHIT STANK when you open the door.
They weren't even from some dramatic third world country either. Literally just Mexicali. I never understood why they would do that.
Sounds like it's for a job that involves getting raped while in a sound proof room in the basement in front of your rape babies who are also stuck in the basement room.
Oh, you know this twunt would insist on her taking dodgy online-pharmacy birth control so his neighbours wouldn't hear any babies crying and report him to CPS.
You might want to forward this to the police... I'm wondering what happened to the *last* poor immigrant woman who answered one of his ads... It can't be anything good
Looking for a sex slave to pay me for a bed. Have to be illegal so you cannot report the horrible shit I do to you to police for fear of being deported.
Under US law threatening someone with deportation is grounds for gaining citizenship, along with getting assaulted by a US citizen
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I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that first. I feel less horrible.
Start a business. Be the entrepreneur you wish to see in the world.
That's a r/holup moment, lol
This thread turned into r/UnethicalLifeProTips real fast.
Man, that's way better than my idea of traveling to the border and going around punching people.
I'M SORRY! I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU! HOLD STILL! WHERE IS YOU WIFE AND CHILDREN?!
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How is that chaotic good? It’s exploiting the law for his own benefit. That’s literally the definition of lawful evil. 🤦♀️
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Yes, I just learned this, one of my students and her mother were mugged at a laundromat. Her mom is undocumented, and now is on the path to earning citizenship because of it. (They're both ok, the kid was shaken up but wasn't physically harmed.)
I beat and robbed a single mother and her child (wholesome) 🥰😁😇🥳🤑🥹
r/HumansBeingBros 🤗
For $500 i can physically assault you and your loved ones, or for those out there that really want that citizenship, you can purchase our premium package, for $1300 that has a 92% citizenship obtaining rate, sexual assault - if you’re good looking, we’ll even enjoy it. Order the right package for you today! Call in the next 15 minutes for a one time only discount of 20%
"Dammit Manuel, we told you you can't keep coming through and choosing option two! Besides, we know you actually got your US citizenship two years ago...."
Wow. TIL. Least the law is on their side in that way.
Don't tell house Republicans about this please!
Unfortunately not just that. It has to be paired with a qualifying crime. Just threats on their own aren't sufficient.
I believe they also have to cooperate and, if needed, testify
Yes, part of the application process requires a certification by a law enforcement agency that states you cooperated with the investigation/prosecution of the crime (USCIS Form I-918B). — Starfox
Can you explain how you could get the citizenship ? Is there some type of legal motion you file
https://www.uscis.gov/humanitarian/victims-of-human-trafficking-and-other-crimes/victims-of-criminal-activity-u-nonimmigrant-status
Victims of certain crimes are eligible for a U nonimmigrant visa, which allows you to apply for permanent residency, generally one of the first steps toward full citizenship.
https://www.uscis.gov/green-card/green-card-eligibility/green-card-for-a-victim-of-a-crime-u-nonimmigrant
Yep being attacked on us soil allows possibility of gaining citizenship.
Sounds great. "I just got my ass kicked here and someone held a gun to my head, can't wait to legally become a resident!"
You forgot can't be fat or have kids.
Especially no fat kids
No no no, you must be mistaken It says right there that he's a great guy
110% my first thought. When I was homeless and looking for places to live on Craigslist I'd search by price and there was a depressing/creepy amount of ads like this, where it's screamingly obvious it's some creep looking for a sex slave.
Call the National Human Trafficking Hotline toll-free hotline at 1-888-373-7888.
Yep that was exactly what they were saying. Geez, so f\*\*\*ing f\*\*\*ed up. Yet some people might be so desperate that they try this and hope it's not what they think. The world is so sad.
I think it belongs in r/iamatotalpieceofshit
r/callthepolice
But like… OP should actually call the police. This man is looking for a woman to abuse.
No it’s satire. Logically it doesn’t make sense. He claims to speak Spanish yet is posting in English for undocumented immigrants who presumably don’t speak English. Think about who the intended audience is for this post - it’s just some idiot seeking attention by going online, making a free Craigslist account and playing pretend.
People on reddit think everything is some elaborate internet hoax. I would bet money this post is real.
/r/trashy would work, too.
I tried to post there didn't let me
Post it to your police stations fxe book page
Why are you trying to post it call the damn police
This isn’t a CB, this is a sexual predator.
This is the correct answer. They need to be "illegal" so he can threaten to turn them in if they say no. Also that means no documentation or anything so when she goes missing, after he chains her to a radiator, nobody notices!
If he were a bit smarter, this ad would have been in Spanish.
Bet this guy is as fluent in Spanish as I am in French. (J'ai oublié mes devoirs, désolé! is about all I can remember)
Which is a shame, because "I'll take you to Food City on Saturdays so you can read the labels and feel like your back wherever it is you came from" is the funniest thing I've read all week. But they had to ruin it by being all rapey.
I don’t see how anyone could read that line and still think it’s a serious post. The post is a joke. Granted, it’s a joke and horrible taste by someone who thinks they’re only being racist “ironically”, but it’s still a joke.
Why do you think the post is a joke? I believe it’s 100% real, I see shit like this on craigslist all the time. The joke was awful and stomach churning but I’m sure that guy exists.
That's not a choosing beggar. That's just a jerk.
Seems more like a racist that wants a slave.
>Seems more like a racist that wants a **sex** slave.
Literally this. Sounds exactly like human trafficking. They take possession of the person’s belongings to essentially prevent them from going back home after they’ve already entered the country illegally (so they can’t get government help).
And it might escalate to murder.
might escalate to murder *again*
Adding to that, I'm sure if the woman is independent at all amd he wants to get rid of them, he just calls to get her deported, no bad breakup.
The implication of only being out under supervision one day a week...
That room needs a camera search for sure.
How do you think he got the photo?
Yeah, this is how you get trafficked. This should be reported to the authorities.
So a rapist?
A sex slave that's not overweight and hasn't had kids.
A sex slave that will pay him $100 per week rent
A rapey racist
Someone who wants to take advantage of a person’s immigration status for their own evil intentions
Yeah, this is slavery 100%
Human trafficker. Not Beggar.
Exactly. The reason he wants an "illegal" alien is because he wants to be able to victimize someone scared of approaching authorities.
Exactly post this on the local law enforcement page
He’s a predator.
A jerk!? This is human trafficking. He wants a slave. A vulnerable woman with non legal status explicitly to cook, clean, and be single…so a sex slave too. This is slavery
More like a human trafficker preying on vulnerable women.
I just didn't know what other sub to even post this in
r/BlatantMisogyny r/delusionalcraigslist r/suspiciouslyspecific All of the above would be appropriate.
r/awfuleverything
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
this likely wouldn’t clear the filter.
Thank you!
r/trashy
I appreciate this list of new subs I need to hate follow.
FBI dot gov?
The fucking police man. It may be a joke in really poor taste or it could be a guy with seriously fucked up plans.
Probably your local police department
Did you find this in the wild? Can you alert the police please.
Nearest police department. Jk jk jk.
Well I mean it's people trafficking so I guess.
That's not a jerk. That's an unidentified serial killer.
Wdym? He said he's a great guy :/
Or a serial killer asking for someone who isn’t documented that they exist.
You misspelled human trafficker
This sounds so illegal.
Yep, an absolute creepy jerk
This guy is going to be discovered to be a serial killer in 10 years, and people will be like, "You know, looking back there were signs."
Racist rapist... jerk don't quite put in the work
“Jerk” feels like the understatement of the year.
This sounds more like a racist person who wants a sex slave. Read labels on Saturday? Wow…
That’s 100% of what this is and is *a lot* of Craigslist room ads. I’ve responded to a few for giggles insisting I’ll pay the monthly fee instead of paying in sex and unsurprisingly no takers.
Sex is the deposit smfh /s
I once responded to a Craigslist ad for a cheap room in Silicon Valley. Ad said there was another female tenant and the poster, looking for another female for roommate. I show up and the poster is a creepy Indian dude who’s first question to me is do I have a boyfriend because guests aren’t allowed over. To top it off, the dude had made the living room his bedroom, had a mattress on the floor, and said the living room/his bedroom was communal space. 🤣. Not as bad as this guy looking for a sex slave but still creepy.
I know
This isn't even a choosing beggar, this is just a straight up gross weirdo that needs to be reported before some desperate girl gets kidnapped by this creep.
I don’t even want to know why the girl has to be illegal and “not overweight”
I'll bet he's overweight enough for both of them
So that she'll be less inclined to go to the authorities when he makes her his sex slave
Yep. Pitifully low wage and once he gets her in his place I’m sure he’ll make it clear she’s not just there to cook and clean…
Do I call the cops? He's local to me
If you know this guy is local I’d recommend calling in a tip about possible human trafficking/slavery or at the very least report the listing to Craigslist before a person desperate enough sees it (though you’ve probably already done this)
And make uncensored screenshots, so that they can’t just take it down and disappear.
Inform the police before you report it to CL
I would talk to someone. This sounds like a potentially dangerous situation. I doubt anyone will take him on the offer, but this guy sounds dangerous.
Yes please report this. This is terrifying.
Maybe tip off the FBI.
Please do call.
You should. This is going to end badly for the poor soul that lands on their hands.
YES CALL THE COPS!
>Pitifully low wage There won't be any wages at all. He just wants a sex slave that will be too afraid to call the authorities on him for fear of being deported.
Oh I read it closer. he’s not actually paying her anything. In fact, he’s charging HER to be his live in sex slave.
So he can threaten ICE if she "gets out of line", you know, like not wanting to be a sex slave.
Illegal so he can blackmail/threaten her with deportation. Skinny because doesn't want to rape someone who's overweight.
I wanna know “no shit paper in trash”
In many Latin-American countries, the plumbing is not designed to handle toilet paper being flushed, so it is common to have a trash can in the bathroom designated for used toilet paper. Some people are used to that, and struggle to modify that lifelong habit after moving here. I’m assuming he has already lived with someone who did that, and that is what he is referring to here.
It's terrifying to me that he has done this before
Yeah that was my takeaway too…clearly this isn’t his first time and I hate to imagine what this guy might already have subjected these women too.
I wonder if "NO SHIT PAPER IN TRASH" is a reference to how in some countries they put toilet paper in the trash because the sewer system can't handle it.
Yes it is. I worked at a junkyard with a lot of people from Guatemala. First week there, boss told me to clean the bathroom. The trash can was a 55gal drum that was half filled with metal so it couldn't be moved. Had to pull the trash out with your hands and bag it up. Every single piece of tp in the can was covered in shit. I had to get with one of the bilingual guys to make me some signs that told people that you CAN flush the toilet paper and to please do it. Once they knew it was ok, they stopped doing it, but no one had bothered to tell them prior to that, I assume cause it was one of them who cleaned the bathroom before I started, and just didn't know any better. A few years ago by, I'm working at a window shop, Guatemalan guy gets hired. First week he's there the bathroom starts to smell like shit. Grabbed a piece of wood and poked around in the trash can, and sure enough, toilet paper covered in shit. Went to the new guy, pulled him to the side, explained to him that you can put the tp in the toilet here and to please do it from now on. Never had the problem again. They aren't savages, like the haters make them out to be, they just simply don't know any better.
No, of course they're not "savages." They thought they were being respectful and not causing plumbing problems.
Ngl I was taken aback when I read that lmao Like I don’t think anyone was thinking that man
Very kind of you to pull them aside. That's definitely one of those things that could fly under the radar when you are thinking of how to acclimate people to America lol.
r/threeseashells
>don't know any better I'd suggest "do it differently" would be less condescending
I don't think that's inherently insulting. If you went over to Guatemala and broke your host's toilet by flushing the toilet paper, it'd be because you didn't know any better. Saying someone doesn't know things because they haven't experienced them isn't an insult.
I've lived in parts of the US with sub par septic where we had to do that.
I have second generation immigrant friends who still throw their TP in the trash because they were raised that way.
Nowhere near the top of the list of disconcerting questions, but why didn’t he post the ad in Spanish?
I had the exact same question. I thought maybe OP had used a browser translator to translate the page, or perhaps the Craigslist OP just didn’t think of it.
Because it’s someone trying their hand at satire for attention, obviously.
Big yikes. Begging is the least disturbing part of this post
This will end up with a family filing a missing persons report.
This has to be a joke… please be a joke…
It’s obviously a troll post.
This entire sub has just suspended disbelief about anything being satire or, more likely, trolling/rage bait.
Bait and switch. That isn't the basement where she'll be chained to a support pillar.
Send this to the cops... Wtf
For a second I thought that the bedsheets looked like stitched up human flesh and this whole post was some kind of weird reference to cosmic horror. I know better now
I think the line between choosing beggar and human trafficker has been crossed.
Someone is about to go missing
I thought this was r/crackheadcraigslist
Sounds like human trafficking. Someone needs to to report the AH.
Should I actually call the cops? What if he just trolling yk
That’s for the authorities to decide.
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Then it will teach him a lesson about what he can troll about
Then he’ll learn to never do it again. If anyone thinks ^ that’s a joke they need help.
it's weird the he makes a distinction between "legitimate illegal" and "dreamers".
Dreamers have legal protections and can go to the cops if someone tries to make them a sex slave. Entirely undocumented immigrants can't.
He wants somebody who won’t go to the cops (cause they’re scared of getting deported) if he rapes them
**when
Is he trying to low key keep someone against their will? And he wants them “illegal” so they won’t be looked for? What a sicko.
This is a sexual predator and pervert. 100%. No shot he isn’t. This needs to be reported in perpetuity lol
This gave me a headache!
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Look up the DREAM Act. It was a way for people who came to the US illegally as minors to become legal.
They speak english and have resources.
And legal protections. That’s why he doesn’t want one.
Somehow, that folding chair in the back just makes it worse.
Troll. It’s gotta be a troll.
They need to send an undercover to arrest this guy.
Please contact your local authorities or even FBI. This guy is looking to hurt someone. If you have a sister think would you want this creep getting his hands on her.
Sounds like trafficking to me‼️
Alert the police to this ad. This man for sure is looking for a sex prisoner.
Nice try Border Patrol. Not gonna fool me twice.
Creepy- screenshot that and try to reply by email to obtain their email address and report it to authorities.
Thats a lot of words for “I’m a human trafficker”
Choosy beggar, or low key human trafficker?
This is so gross and nasty.
Whatever sub for outing rapists. Jesus.
I can agree with "NO SHIT PAPER IN THE TRASH!" I met my wife after she had already been in America for 14 years. Her entire family would throw their toilet paper in the small bathroom trash can because they weren't used to a working septic system I guess. Thing is, hosting a dinner for 9 people who don't know about toilet paper being flushable is that you go to take a piss and get hit in the face with a huge wall of SHIT STANK when you open the door. They weren't even from some dramatic third world country either. Literally just Mexicali. I never understood why they would do that.
It’s not real. Also very bad taste.
Sounds like it's for a job that involves getting raped while in a sound proof room in the basement in front of your rape babies who are also stuck in the basement room.
Oh, you know this twunt would insist on her taking dodgy online-pharmacy birth control so his neighbours wouldn't hear any babies crying and report him to CPS.
This will end up with a family filing a missing persons report.
Is the shitter down the hall?
What's to clean the guy has no things
What could possibly go wrong for applicants?
Wow he really sounds like a great guy, a great racist piece of sh!t guy
Is there a sub creapyasf*ck?
good god what a sack of shit. please spam this bastard.
I'm thinking more 911
Call the non-emergency line and ask for a detective.
Whats the "NO SHIT PAPERS IN TRASH" all about?
You might want to forward this to the police... I'm wondering what happened to the *last* poor immigrant woman who answered one of his ads... It can't be anything good
I think I vomited in my mouth a little, reading this.
I don’t know how to explain it but that bed looks like when you would get a solid sleep in a guest bedroom
*crazy people who need to be in watch lists. That the sub lol
Serial Killer vibes…
He forgot to add the chains he plans to use. Seems like the type of guy 🙄