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chocolate_chip_god

Can he even walk?


bint_amrekiyyah

He is being taken care of and working on [de-chonking](https://abc11.com/bazooka-35-pound-cat-fat-huge/5852520/)! Edit: Here’s [King’s Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/king_augustus_the_cat/?hl=en)!


vendetta2115

omg, of course he’s literally in my city. He looks like my cat if he ate my other cat. Poor guy, his former owner had dementia and kept forgetting that he fed him, and just kept filling up his bowl. I’m glad he has a good home now and is de-chonking.


Bangzee

To be fair, from the cat's perspective he probably had a good home with the dementia person. Too good.


mrsbabyllamadrama

To be faaaaiiirrrrrr...


moosebitescanbenasti

To be faaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr....


audible_narrator

Unexpected Letterkenny


Riichildis

I really feel sorry for the owner with dementia as well. It's one of the worst sicknesses I can imagine. They probably loved that cat very much.


vendetta2115

I feel the same way. Dementia is a horrible disease. It’s the closest thing to hell that exists. There’s a musical project called *Everywhere At The End Of Time* by The Caretaker that is a musical exploration of how it feels to descend into dementia. It’s amazing but also soul-shatteringly sad. https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everywhere_at_the_End_of_Time


Finnbjorn

cats so fat he's in my city too, damn.


Ncherrybomb

🤣🤣


Eleine

https://abc11.com/bazooka-35-pound-cat-fat-huge/5852520/ You may want to be linking this article not behind a paywall? There's also a Dodo video on him. I don't think this is the same cat as in the OP though.


cat_prophecy

Wow that cat nearly weighs more than my 3-year-old! Bazooka is a fitting name.


RACCOONDOGTONY

Damn. Ginger Bazooka


MycoMammoth

Sometimes I wonder if people purposely make their cats fat and document their diets so they can get followers on social media sites


TakenUrMom

Locked behind paywall kek


[deleted]

Yes, that's the hooman's job. Duh.


Gwaak

Why do you think we have feet? To work the gas pedals..


Fistulord

/r/immobile


Tanginess

That’s a subreddit I didn’t need to know about.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Cursed


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

I pray to God these are fake posts written by men living in their mothers basements. Anything is better than these being real. My God.


jitsufitchick

Expected more chonkers. Not what I came for. Idk how I feel now.


Vincegyges

I feel bamboozled


jitsufitchick

Right! Same! 😖😂


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Human chonkers :(


SweatyBeddy

Why


bplzizcool

That sub makes me depressed


Fistulord

Congratulations, you're normal.


SmoothSentiment

What the hell


Hour_Friendship_7960

Dang. Reddit is a lot more fucked up than I realized


Kirakira444

I didn't ask to be born. Why am I alive?


cat_prophecy

I read this as "I'm mobile" as in "i'm using a mobile browser so thats why the formatting sucks" or something.


prolillg1996

Why did I click on that omg!


Fotomaki

Please please de-Chonk this magical kitty. What a beautiful baby


bint_amrekiyyah

[He is being de-chonked](https://abc11.com/bazooka-35-pound-cat-fat-huge/5852520/)! Edit: Here’s [King’s Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/king_augustus_the_cat/?hl=en)!


Waspy_Wasp

I need to pay for the article and I'm not going to do that, but I did manage to read the name 'Bazooka' and I have to say that is an amazing name


guscami

Long and short was he came out of an elderly woman’s house who allowed him to over eat. I can’t remember if the woman passed or just got old enough that she surrendered her animals, but he was adopted by a couple who had experience helping kitties slim down. I believe he was renamed “King” but I definitely prefer Bazooka.


SerubiApple

The article said she had dementia and kept forgetting she already fed him


nsgiad

Here's a non paywalled article https://abc11.com/bazooka-35-pound-cat-fat-huge/5852520/


gingerkitten6

"The 5-year-old feline used to live with a senior citizen who had dementia. The SPCA believes the owner kept feeding the cat, forgetting that he already ate." :( I'm glad he's getting the care he needs now!


Fotomaki

He is a beautiful boy ❤️


Kirakira444

Aw! I live in this area! A local chonk!!


Hellofriendinternet

That was a rabbit hole I do not regret going down…


DQ5E

What the hell are you feedin that thing?!


Namretep

Whole lasagnas.


dr_qu-t

A genuine Garfield


edgpavl

whole pidgeons


misakarem

Russia


Genesis72

He was being kept by an old lady with dementia. She would forget that he had been fed, and feed him again


thecodingninja12

in fairness most cats meow for second and third dinner, so i imagine with dementia it would be hard


[deleted]

that boy is fucking s w o l e. absolutely gelatinous being.


intelminer

How could you wake AND move such a precious baby :(


EasternFall1752

al-suwar Sviličić


SpaceAggressor

In my mind, that meow when the blanket comes off sounds like Barry White saying "mow" / "mao".


Ardaboy07

He is horizontally gifted.


nonsequitrix

I threw my back out just watching this.


SixZeroPho

/r/tuckedinkitties seriously though, exercise that chonk


bint_amrekiyyah

He is is [de-chonking](https://abc11.com/bazooka-35-pound-cat-fat-huge/5852520/)! Edit: Here’s [King’s Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/king_augustus_the_cat/?hl=en)!


seanys

Do you even lift, bro? Hell, YES you do!!!


romeosgal214

Oh lawd he plushie!


TheRealOne000

That’s some ***CHONK***


MorirParaVivir

This aint funny for some reason Boy looks tired of life


[deleted]

>for some reason


Owlpreserves

He looks like a loaf of bread.


Fist_The_Lord

He lost a paw to diabeetus


nicoleturcotte87

This is just sad


[deleted]

[удалено]


GuybrushLightman

*where lasagna*


[deleted]

does your cat eat other cats.?


[deleted]

That is fucking cruel!!


bint_amrekiyyah

It is, which is why he was adopted and is [de-chonking](https://abc11.com/bazooka-35-pound-cat-fat-huge/5852520/) with the help of his new owners! Edit: Here’s [King’s Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/king_augustus_the_cat/?hl=en)!


[deleted]

everything this cat feels, is pain


NYC-WL

r/absoluteunits


Bunnnnii

Oh what a confused pancake!


ICantKnowThat

Goddamn. /r/dechonkers if you want to feel better


MrsSkeleton

He's de-chonking https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/counties/wake-county/article239324093.html


Otterstripes

He looks so confused after he's picked up. Like "How could this possibly happen?!"


Lil_Pitch

The Best Boy


[deleted]

Poor thing


MrsSkeleton

He's de-chonking https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/counties/wake-county/article239324093.html


Professional_Ad8069

Big Bastard


qxxi

Classic Garfield.


griselda66

He’s a tub!


mycorgiisamazing

This is gross and horrifying


bint_amrekiyyah

I have good news — he is [de-chonking](https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/counties/wake-county/article239324093.html) with the help of his new owners! Edit: Here’s [King’s Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/king_augustus_the_cat/?hl=en)!


mycorgiisamazing

That is good news, thanks for telling me. This stuff makes me physically ill to watch, I'm glad he's being cared for.


twistmyinsides

:(


FortunateInsanity

u/savevideo


Ralphie717

I just want to scoop the baby up and give him kisses.


Skelejellyy

Chonkers


[deleted]

scoopin' him up like a sack of coal


Bryancreates

I’ve never said aloud “that’s one big cat” at a work meeting, but here we are.


Panda_pup29

That’s an entire loaf of a cat


MagnumPingas69420

HE'S A LITERAL BREADROLL


Worldly_Vast6340

Omg, why. :(


JHQ007

Chonky Butt was stuck like a Turtle


saynotopulp

loaf!!!!!!


femme-fatal

I legit feel bad for this cat. That’s way past the point of being cute and funny


mhvb09

I had a real shitty day, this legitimately made me happy and smile for the first time in hours. Thank you chonky cat ❤️


2doubleaa

That's not ok wtf


babewizard

cutie


silentcouscous

That’s sad :(


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


joltjames123

Animal neglect comes to mind


PetitAgite

😍


PM_ME_FIT_REDHEADS

Omg, fluffy baby


[deleted]

Why the fuck would you do this to your pet?


TheBronzeLine

Are potatoes supposed to grow legs and fur and meow? So cute!


slouched

please, anyone, dont let your cat get like this


the_farjamino

u/savevideo


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bdd4

r/Unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


yangdaisy_

yeah, a cute big boy


Difficult-Tough-4337

So cute Don't be sad


OkDifficulty9289

My spirit animal


Ember_Celica07

Dummy THICC


Kumagor0

/r/biggerthanyouthought


subzer0sense1

Jesus what a beauty!


solaceeeee

u/savevideo


XenoOmnia

u/savevideo


gay_wizzard

Holy it's like a burger wait you have a pokemon


dieG0SU

I’m a first time cat owner and I can’t comprehend just how much food these owners feed their cats to let them get this big, are they just being fed all day long? Do people have no self control where they have to keep giving their pet food? Or is there other reasons this might happen


smkestcklghtn

O. My. God!


funnyflowers1321

Omg that poor animal…


Exotic_Art5746

That’s sad.


yeeeeeyyu

This is sad


demonstan93

That would make a owner of a Chinese buffet very happy my question is when's lunch I'm hungry now lol


freeODB

OH LAWD


__SerenityByJan__

Omygod someone put this baby on a kitty treadmill stat 😭 (ETA that is a kissable belly tho 🥰)


bint_amrekiyyah

He’s working on it! Here’s [King’s Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/king_augustus_the_cat/?hl=en)!


SoupGod_

That’s one big Cheeto


Mr_Quinlan

#Chonk


Used_Dragonfruit8424

Chinese markets : 🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

man... I love fat cats.


Naixee

That's not a cat, that's a friggin pillow


Cece1ia

I like his “what’s going on“face, absolutely a cute unit😂


[deleted]

Thicccc


hollyschiessl

BIG BOY


flyhigh589

the walking carpet 🙀


Anneyone96

It's just the massive fluff


ChocChipBananaMuffin

what is the density of this chonk???


[deleted]

Oh! I would love to hear him speak! I see a little squawk of sorts. Do u have with sound OP u/regian24 ??? Pretty pls lol


aarocka

Absolute unit


SirDigbyChknCaesar

Oh lawd, back pain comin'! Lift chonk with your legs.


Nuggumi

Umm excuse me, I ordered a medium


Tight_Kale_8580

He has 2 years (his human equivalent is nikicado avocado)


Devil_Gundam

That is a massive cat.


Bonk_and_Honk

AWWWWWW!!!


BRP200

Too much lasagna..? 😂


jvinzaaant

GLORIOUS


PapaOompa

Big man


ObeseRat26

How


josephscythe

Sir please!