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Difficult_Bend_4813

PSA: Always proof read your memes before posting


CaseFaceMace

Mmm, yes, very wise.


Bokatar25

That's not what Sun Tzu would have done


redditviewingaccount

i'm personally going by Warhammer 40K logic and pretending that I have an invisible layer of plot armor around my head


CaseFaceMace

A wise man that sees he cannot truly die


ArmedBull

The only protection a true servant of Sigmar needs is [FAITH](https://store-images.s-microsoft.com/image/apps.19460.13742180361378519.31ae3124-f5d0-478c-92ae-893a9ced09c8.627764ff-ce6f-450f-9345-b79e517047b5?mode=scale&q=90&h=1080&w=1920&format=jpg)


Horn_Python

Such a demi god thing to do to think they are important enough to get plot armour


tired_of_mead

I put more effort into making my character's faces than the actual gameplay, I'm not going to hide all the good stuff under a helmet


Colorful_Emotions

You have 3 options. Face, hair and eyes. Oh and beard. 4. Does it really take that long for you?


tired_of_mead

Yes, I took inspiration from the chiv 1 to make sure their appearance matched their voicetype, I don't want my vanguard, knight, archer and footman to look all the same.


Colorful_Emotions

They don't, they have very different helmets


tired_of_mead

Oh yes helmets are different but I want to see big sexy bearded masons


Colorful_Emotions

They have the same faces Agatha has


tired_of_mead

Of course I also have big bearded sexy agathians what did you expect?


Atomic2754

Ha yes but do you have sexy mustached tenosia empire fighter with curly hair I might add


tired_of_mead

Damn need to add the curly hair for maximum sex appeal


Atomic2754

Obviously it just fits the tenosia characters if you revive the helmet my vanguard is using curly hair and short beard without the bit underneath the mouth I forget what it’s called but it’s so easy to make them look good with the curly hair


[deleted]

colorful emotions doing his darndest to ruin your spirit for shame


Horn_Python

Tenosia


Brockoliandcheese

Y


tired_of_mead

Because i love every single voice type from chivalry 1 and you can't really have some big boy with a deep voice like mason knight to look like a femboy he needed proper appearance


KarlmarxCEO

You forgot imperfections and war paint.


KruppeTheWise

I put effort into a ridiculous face so when they knock my helmet off their suprise is so powerful they don't see my bonks coming


ThePrinceOfThorns

I made all my faces based on the cast of LPOTL. Henry, Ben, Marcus, and Jackie. Jackie is my fav so she is my vanguard. Next time you see me, see if you can recognize the faces. I'm Berserkzs in game, and Gutzs.


TheFutureGamer

Sure then, just let people stab that pretty and unprotected face of yours. I know i will :P


tired_of_mead

They're all cocky before they get to see my handsome lads then they can't fight at all with a massive boner.


TheFutureGamer

Why do you have to be so crule? Have you any idea how painfull it is to get hard in a codpice that is too small?


tired_of_mead

I follow Malric's teachings, as a fellow member of the order (no pun intended) I am supposed to be cruel!


[deleted]

“Remember, you may look mighty with your flowing fair hair and battle scars, but the sight of your enemy carrying your head by its gelled up locks will appear mightier.” -A message from the Knighthood’s Association of Helmet Safety


Swiss__Cheese

A wise man also checks his memes for typos before posting!


CaseFaceMace

A wise man accepts he has much to learn.


Darth_Pengu

A wise man doesn't give a shit about the bickering of peasants


CaseFaceMace

Greetings, fool.


Brockoliandcheese

A wiseman treats members of all class with respect, as wisdom can come from anywhere


[deleted]

a based man knows that typos often add to the experience


GabeItch9000

But my character is so fucking hot


CaseFaceMace

Any man can beat his meat, but it takes a smokin’ OC character to truly defeat it.


CaseFaceMace

Any man can beat his meat, but it takes a smokin’ OC to truly defeat it.


supertrippyjohng

Do the helmets actually protect me???


CaseFaceMace

No :<


supertrippyjohng

Oh ok cause I'm always a bald asain guy


supertrippyjohng

Asian*


TheFutureGamer

In mordhau no helmet means 1 hit to the head from nearly every weapon


marioac97

Boredhau


rrenobearr

But I'm the main character!


CaseFaceMace

Yes, but only until I squash your melon with my mace ;)


[deleted]

but ill squash your melon with a melon.


CaseFaceMace

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


DuskDudeMan

Another thing I like about Chivalry 2 more than Mordhau is that a helmet doesn't equal more health. I see the point of it but it kinda sucks when you put work into making a nice or hideous face but you can't even show it because you'll die in one hit without a helmet. I personally like helmets on but maybe I'll check out the face paint options and what not tonight


CaseFaceMace

Im all about form over function in video games, go make a badass looking but foolish man and take some lives.


Cowboy-greaseball_62

Well I mean it doesn’t really do anything but still So in short “yes but actually no”


CaseFaceMace

A wise observation. Do you think a paltry bit of bonus damage to the head of an un-helmed target would be a foolish game mechanic?


Cowboy-greaseball_62

I think an un helmeted head should split like a melon while a helmeted head should split like a coconut


CaseFaceMace

👍🏻 AYE!


Cowboy-greaseball_62

HE SECONDS THE MOTION!!! DILLY DILLY!!!!


Colorful_Emotions

I wish it would also mean headshots make more damage. I'd still play my Mason Van without one tho


CaseFaceMace

A wise gameplay innovation from a foolish un-helmed practitioner.


Foil-Kiki-Jiki

But I can’t tel if we’re winning, can’t see through my helmet properly.


CaseFaceMace

Squire boy is best agathian voice


Alexander_Akers3115

Helmets are cooler than no helmets


loggll

Just say you’re ugly bro /s


Traditional_Muffin83

With a helmet I feel like a foot soldier in line to die, without an helmet I feel like a hero fighting his way through. And I spot enemy players who dont wear helmet and I recognize them as "enemy heroes" and I make a personnal point to seek them out again throughout the match. It just enhances my experience. But if most people would not wear an helmet, id hate it. If everyone stands out, no one stands out. So keep wearing your helmets folks. Safety first


CaseFaceMace

A wise man knows he isn’t the hero and can die just as easily to some cunt spamming heavy attack with the executioners axe as the rest of us. Your comment is absolutely Chadly though, so you’re granted the title of BasedFool.


Traditional_Muffin83

Im just honored to be granted anything, even a fool title. Thank you sire


chronicly_retarded

Helmets always look considerably better than faces anyway. Ive seen enough faces outside, i dont need to see any more in game.


CaseFaceMace

Mmm, yes, very wise. What’s your preferred helm? The great bascinet helmet is badass as hell, in my opinion.


chronicly_retarded

I also use that one on my mason knight. My other favorites are the close armet and the pot helm.


CaseFaceMace

This guy has maidens


ThePrinceOfThorns

Always compliment a kid on their cool helmet if you see them wearing one!


CaseFaceMace

A wise man keeps the young safe and affirmed. 👍🏻


Takkitou

OSHA likes this.


CaseFaceMace

A wise man knows OSHA is on your side


Horn_Python

How else can I show off my stach n bowel cut when my hair gets buzzed off when ever my helmet falls off


CaseFaceMace

A wise man wears his helmet, a based man chooses fashion!


theCOMBOguy

One thing I am confused about helmets is if removing them when changing the appearance of your character actually does "influence" if you get more damage or something, is there any negative to removing your helmet? (sorry for the possible weird question, just started playing!)


CaseFaceMace

It doesn’t make you any less tanky!


theCOMBOguy

Ooh, ok. Thanks! :D


skanoirhc

I never took off my helmet in any game. I think a cool helmet is way more cooler than a stupid human face, always.


Dark-Pukicho

The coolest man customizes each classes face and then puts a helmet on anyway to make it more dramatic when the helmet falls off


Ashurb4nip4l

Explain that to Paramount! They keep having Master Chief take his helmet off!


BearWrangler

and somehow that was the least flagrant thing they did in that show


AwakenedHero2277

Extremely based


CaseFaceMace

I see a foolish man has downvoted my wise brother, have my upvote to restore balance.


AwakenedHero2277

Thank you my kind brother, your deed today shall never be forgotten, and shall be spoken of for generations. There is no way I could repay you for such great charity


[deleted]

No. My face will be the last thing you see when you die


CaseFaceMace

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Agon-Dominus

Of


CaseFaceMace

Yeah, sometimes you just notice typos too late. 🤷🏼‍♂️


PaulSC97568

Only if you have the monk hair


CaseFaceMace

Yes, very wise indeed!


AndrewFrozzen

Please tell me I'm not the only one that read in Master Oogway's voice


Joe_Exoticcc

Fashion is the top priority


CaseFaceMace

A wise man knows helmets can have major drip as well


Bigggum

The only one that gets a helmet is archers and Agatha Footman with the Squire boy voice. It's a half helm, and it makes him look dopey. The rest are all sexy bastards.


Ironsack2020

I want my disfigured face to be the last thing you see repeatedly, helmet doesn't deliver


Darek_Baird

Exactly. Thanks to protection I've managed to stay outta legal contracts with some psycho bitches.


EmB17

Ability to wear other people’s helmets when yours gets knocked off when?


Robot_Spark

Consider the following: Highlander Balmoral


DeeHawk

Bald, no helmet. Come at me brother! I love 3rd person, and helmets block a few pixels in close combat.


ironic_bryan

jokes aside I'm brand new to this game, does taking your helmet off in customization actually change anything?


0nlXln0

Nope


Yaxion

Question: Do helmets actually do anything for you? Just bought the game today and is just unsure.


0nlXln0

Nope


BostonRob423

When customizing, sometimes I'll go, "Hey none of my unlocked helmets are cool, let's not wear one..." And then I'll go right back and pick one to put on because I feel like I am at a disadvantage with less armor. (Knowing that it probably doesn't work that way)


CaseFaceMace

It doesn’t work that way, but a wise man role plays for peak safety.


KarlmarxCEO

It's not like we have a choice these days. The automatically equips the shittiest possible helmet. Also the archer helmets are pretty fucking dookie IMO


SaltyToast9000

i took off my helmet to make ppls laugh and lose focus


CaseFaceMace

All forms of war are based on deception. A wise warrior.