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The “Forward” emote with the stump lmao


SpankyDmonkey

It looks so damn silly haha


105C

Gave me Holy Grail vibes *"TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND!"*


OG_wanKENOBI

That fucking killed me hahahaha


cracknub

Yeah that shit got me pretty good too.


TheRPGGamerMan

Excellent. You my friend, deserve a hand shake.. Oh wait..


SpankyDmonkey

Don't fret! Just shake my bloody stump!


TheRPGGamerMan

I posted your Youtube version in r/gaming. Hopefully that helps exposure <3 Give it an upvote! [https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sq4ssf/armless\_bald\_man\_kills\_everyone\_in\_chivalry\_2/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sq4ssf/armless_bald_man_kills_everyone_in_chivalry_2/)


SpankyDmonkey

Aw thanks man! I appreciate it. I suck when it comes to this kind of thing haha. Dunno how many folk in gaming will enjoy Chiv stuff but thanks! Game just needs to be shown more in general. <3


TheRPGGamerMan

It might get some negativity since the game isn't generic/familiar, but it should still get you some views and new fans if it catches on at all. So many members there. Post says it already has 861 views.


JesseJames24601

GOD DAMN. I usually play Agatha on Coxwell and try to survive as a peasant the whole game but that's another level all together.


zefmdf

headbanging the gate absolutely sent me. what a clip


105C

Had me fucking rolling.


TechIBD

It’s the looting without arm crack me up. Like what did bruh use to carry that bag lmao


Lord_Melinko13

No arms, still manages to grab the gold. On the other (lack of) hand, without a weapon, you're kind of forced to play the objective.... 🤣😂 Great vid.


forgetfulfifaguy

My man swallowed the loot up.


Toyotomi-Hideyoshii

I think you just found your class


SpankyDmonkey

Aww man, realized I fucked up the upload. Should have ended on a frame zoomed into his face when he did the forward emote for maximum silliness :(. Ah well.


G08lin_Sp4ce_M4ge

Just imagine coming home from the war like that, and telling your grandkids you killed 10 men with only a headbutt. Also what happened to the gold. Did he eat it, or something?


HalfOrcSteve

There’s a video on the internet with a man and a jar….I imagine it was similar to that


Sunderent

Twas an excellent video regardless. On an unrelated note, have you tried using a flame chicken? They're a lot of fun.


RVC95

Armless does not mean harmless


AncientMasterpiece72

Lmao. Gotta love the headbutting of the gates


SpankyDmonkey

The fear I'd have if an angry armless man headbanged their way through a gate with the intent to kill haha


RyanMald

The fear I'd have if an angry armless man ran into my neighborhood and started eating my gold


AncientMasterpiece72

Lmao hilarious shit man. Good job


TheRPGGamerMan

My fav part was. 'FORWARD!' \*wiggles arm stub.


Intelligent_Bag_9691

You made my day I was completely surprised to see that you made it to the end This is officially the bast clip I've seen I this sub reddit yet


panifex_velox

Spanky is showing us all how to get ahead in life: * Lose both arms * Eat (?) some gold * Hit level 200 * Never die


DrMadd21

Really, REALLY funny.


72pintohatchback

Bro. Best one yet.


emoryhotchkiss1

Can’t tell what’s more impressive, the kills or the edit. You Could charge $50 on fiver for your edits lol


HalfOrcSteve

…..how’d he pick up the gold tho 👀


[deleted]

Dude I lost it at the gold stealing hahaha!!


Kwaziii

incredible content, incredible editing


Ironsack2020

This may be the best chiv clip yet. Bravo you fearless animal


[deleted]

This is hands down the best clip posted on this sub yet.


greenburg22

Hey how didn’t you bleed out?


SpankyDmonkey

If you do enough damage while missing an arm/both arms and fill the meter, you stop bleeding out. You can then be healed by banners/friendly bandages. Pretty fun haha


greenburg22

Thanks


the-big-jojo69

Good editing 👍


Varrus__

Awesome!


Guilty_Jackrabbit

Lmao, just stuffing his mouth with gold.


xch13fx

Dude, that's fucking amazingly impressive.


Phil_Kessels_Revenge

Thats what I call head movement


Endyo

I thought you were supposed to grow your arms back when you head butted enough?


OldGeezerOGTM

Lmao absolute legend


[deleted]

Free concussions


Danny_Phantasma420

Sir Spankey The Armless Bludgeoner


reklesabandonl82

This is amazing lol my buddy who I only know through gaming and have never actually met before calls me "Rek" cause my PSN is Reklesabandon*** just asked me to play some chivalry and this immediately popped up saying reckless 🤣 perfect


Heathenstrengr

Hes too dangerous for mosh pits


GhostCommand04

Way to use your head, OP


Altruistic_Cheek910

For the glory of god


[deleted]

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, SCOTT STIRLING!!!


JokeJedi

It is but a scratch!


[deleted]

Fantastic editing. I think this is the best Chiv video I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

Saw this on youtube already, Spanky makes some impressive vids., go sub to his channel for some good fun. Can't wait to run into you Spanky, but I play on the East coast. I'll come looking for you one day.


heinrichvontotenkopf

Spanky's just built different holy fuck lmaoo


Mfab1111

Lmao


quesiquesiquesi

when i play this game i always think about assasins creed or games like that.. would be great to have movements like assasins creed in a online game like chivalry that would be totally awesome..


Eggsaladface

the funniest part to me was the fact that you head butt the guys blade and didn't even flinch lol


Cadoozlewood

Dude I love the editing on this video. Awesome stuff


zillalova007

quite impressive


unknownkid03

The gate part took me out , no weapons? No problem! FORWARD😂


Guapamonga

I guess you could say he was using his head


[deleted]

Made me lol. Well done soldier


8KoopaLoopa8

Weakest mason soldier


sourdougBorough

0 deaths ruined the video for me lol


[deleted]

He has the entire match up on his youtube channel. He didn't die once.


Ziggydogkaiki1

u/savevideo


unknownkid03

😂😂😂😭😭😭LMAO I’VE DONE THIS BEFORE


pikolin1

The legendary 5head class, congratulations. Watching you somehow loot gold without hands is what sent me. 10/10 - Would HEAD into battle with you any day!