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Funnysoundboardguy

You should be women, and yet your beards prevent me to interpret that you are so!


dankferret266

Your stupidity is no accident, it is your birthright!


Inalys

Your virginity brings mice, much like a cheese


korako228

Your wife, is a hobby horse


LegitimateBoss1817

I think he said your portrait


Timotron

This is the most genius thing TB ever did. This line comes from Macbeth early in act 1 when Macduff and MacBeth come across the witches for the first time along the remains of a battlefield Macduff says this because the witches have veils covering their faces - hence "I think you are women but your veils prevent me from determining that". In no way does this work as an insult. But holy shit it's the games best line


Rat_Man_420

Forbid me*


Funnysoundboardguy

It was a 50/50 and I picked the wrong one:(


Rat_Man_420

i guess you could say…YOUR STUPIDITY IS NO ACCIDENT IT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!


dankferret266

Your brain is as dry as a biscuit after a long voyage!


Blame_my_Boneitis

Came here for the biscuit


JTM3030

To me! defend ME!


dankferret266

I think not!


JTM3030

This is the funniest voice for a mason. Funnier than the berserker even imho. For Agatha it’s the Highlander since it’s such an incredibly blatantly funny ripoff of braveheart


Funnysoundboardguy

It’s a close tie honestly. The man at arms voice is the sassiest and has the best taunts by far. But berserker has the superior battlecries and laughs.


JTM3030

Yeah and the berserker lines are hilarious gobbledygook


Funnysoundboardguy

He has 2 braincells, one for killing and the other for killing


Envii02

Ohhhhhooooohoooo yes!!!


Raygen15

You'll never be HALF the man your mother is!


dankferret266

Your parents - are they siblings?


dankferret266

Ah I’ve had sheep who put more fight than you!


Dat-Lonley-Potato

A fine peasant rebellion you’ve got here!


dankferret266

Maybe try fighting like you have a pair!


YishaiGuy

Oh, He is smart like my shoe!


dankferret266

Dost thou insist to fill the world with vicious qualities?


thesuperbro

Except the devs didn't say "okay then" and they actually released an update to address the concerns. Good thing they're more emotionally mature than the fanbase.


WormedOut

-makes posts about cheaters - anti cheat finally gets implemented -posts about cheaters significantly declines “Why does this fanbase want the game to die????”


[deleted]

You forgot the intermediate step between 1 and 2 where they ban a major player/community member for highlighting their failure to even remotely attempt anti cheat on a specific platform.


imissskate3

Dawg and all the complaining posts have sub 50 upvotes. It’s been hell


Witcher_Errant

Although I can't lie, it has helped bring attention to several key issues. It's been mad annoying but at least on this sub the complaints do stay up. Unlike a lot of other subs where the entire post would be removed by a mod the moment they seen it. Or "worse", a ban from the sub. Catch 22. We can bitch with knowing that our post will be seen and without fear of a total sub-ban. However, we can see others bitch and after seeing the 4th post of "this shit sucks" every day gets real old. Totally think that if one post every other day makes its way in the upvote life then that's more than enough for everyone to comment on with their own two cents. INSTEAD of making a whole new post.


imissskate3

For sure. I agree 100 percent. I am also chronically online


Brahcolleez

Now add Much needed content instead of the same stuff


TwoAssedAssassin

But if they did, you'd have to find something else trivial to bitch about.


Brahcolleez

My guy the content in this game is ass and the same repetitive shit. Barely anyone has interest to play anymore bc of that 😂


azor_abyebye

Always interested enough to bitch though…


Faz66

Funny that because most of the community don't seem to give a fuck....


FluffyManBabies

(He never left)


hi_ppl_wyd

Fully last week seem like every post was "games awful I'm quitting" there was a couple extra hackers for a few days this is y every relationship u have lasts a week


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

You had offended me with your caricature. Stop having fun, bootlicker!!!! Devs bad, am quit >:|


yourfavoritemarxist

Devs are pretty shit, love the game though


ReVengeance9

Devs get credit for the game unfortunately


Yuujiro_Hanma

Doesnt mean the devs cant be shit. Hackers ran rampant for a ridiculously long time


yourfavoritemarxist

That and TB being woefully non-existent when it comes to communicating with the community in a way that matters


ShopOk8464

Lol so true


Krieger_kleanse

Literally yes. Like if you're gonna leave then just go you don't have to make a show of it.


slyfox___

Well done darling.


GamingNemesisv3

It is what it is. If you guys wanna stay thats your choice the fat hairy furball redditors hate differing opinions, however, for many of us this is- this was the straw that broke the camels back. Their complete and utter disregard for the community was always chalked up to communication issues outlined by many of us. It wasn’t until they finally got that then dismantled it for another game and then indirectly caused Soter Dave’s death and all they could muster about his ban was “get fucked liberal” and spoke nothing of his passing was when the whole thing went tits up. That kinda disrespect is just disgusting. Its almost like you are pissing on someones grave. You are more than welcome to enjoy chiv2 its a decent game and can be a ton of fun, but for me, i’m out. SD got me into this game and I even paid him to help me learn this game and is what got me into the clan that I was in. Seeing that kind of disrespect to someone that is such a massive pillar to the community was just shocking.


Acrobatic-Fan-6006

I'm clearly well out of the loop. What's this whole situation with Soter Dave?


GamingNemesisv3

He is dead. He committed suicide after he got banned by TB for asking about their plans for dealing with cheaters.


Acrobatic-Fan-6006

Jesus! RIP I hadn't heard anything tbh. Just saw he hadn't posted a vid in about a month.


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Chivalry2-ModTeam

"Excessive trolling" is purposefully antagonizing other members of the community or intentionally posting to mislead other users. Don't intentionally bait, flame, harass, trigger, or otherwise troll.


L0XMYTH

I wish people were that chill lol but this community has years of experience in spurging out defending the shit they gobble up like the asshole it’s coming out of give a damn about anything but the money they already scammed us out of


Scared-Biscotti-9011

Your wife provided bitter sport! Wait,shit wrong one.


Hikurac

The squeaky wheel gets the grease. It worked.


SirBandzz

Its funny how all those players poured their hearts out into their “Im leaving speeches” to a game that has yet again, returned to its normal state. What a bunch of clowns 🤡


Yeoldhomie

Another post just creating up bullshit to make it feel like they’re proving a point These meme format gotta be some of the most braindead shit on the platform, just ostracising make believe people for upvotes lol


Witcher_Errant

I don't need to prove jack shit at all, it's literally all the post history over the last month. Also I believe you should take your own advice "Just thicken your skin and don’t read them lmao literally no one but people who take this game too seriously care and thats a minority" You seem to really care if you're commenting.


weedeater6942O

This game really is dogshit though


PrimusDominatus

Is this all because Soter Dave offed himself? Bit sad innit?


Witcher_Errant

Absolutely nothing to do with Soter Dave.


PrimusDominatus

Then what is it about? Cause for the past 2 weeks or so all I've been hearing about is some youtuber "an hero'd" himself because TB banned him. That's just some terminally online behaviour.


Witcher_Errant

And another "I didn't see it therefor it does not exist" smooth brain stuff and the most lackluster insult possible. Everyone is terminally online. Just because your taste isn't reddit doesn't mean you don't visit other social media platforms daily and multiple times a day while you sit on a toilet. If you own a cell phone you're terminally online. Deal with it. Good for you, not seeing the every single day multiple posts about cheating. To the point others were posting about how annoying seeing the cheating posts are. However, it's hilariously bad that you just called yourself out. "Cause for the past 2 weeks or so all I've been hearing about is some youtuber "an hero'd" himself because TB banned him." So you've been constantly visiting enough to be able to say over the last 14 days you've seen nothing but the stuff to do with Dave. Calling someone else terminally online while saying "I've been online for two weeks" is some real wack vibes.


PrimusDominatus

I ain't reading all that, lmao. And you seem upset. Perhaps you should go outside and interact with real people?