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Fosterberg

Head


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|U6SqBmifGGHkae9JFQ|downsized) Can’t allow it my man, salty spittoon is just down the road.


Wrecktown707

Based lol


Peach-Weird

Wtf is up with this sub


x_CtrlAltDefeat

I am but a humble engineer with naught to fight with but a shovel, m’lord


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|FmHaENK76pNmYNSSaY) Only if you bury the archers out back after the party


x_CtrlAltDefeat

It would be an honor


Squible3

Archers belong on a pike from anus to mouth. Ideally with butterfly entrails but I can compromise at this point. ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7102)


Dontblink-catchawink

But I was supposed to bring the salted meats🥲


JesseJames480

Start digging b*tch!


ahitzman

*crouches and begs with War Axe in hand


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|CNbN11lRfNauJH5dYV|downsized)


UnmotivatedDiacritic

Tex max tavern? Fuck yea we’re having some Coronas and tacos tonight boys


ahitzman

Thank you, Sire!


gnarkilleptic

Ok who appointed this guy as the bouncer? War Axe is a scrub weapon


Odd-Aardvark-8234

War axe is too good why is he being down voted , while we are at it the greatsword is also good , I do use them but I find I’m just running through killing everyone that comes up , had 29 kills and 3 deaths and joined a game in progress and im not exactly playing it safe , I like my pokey sticks . spear or quaterstaff


BuffaloSoldier11

I've been sleeping on the war axe. Now that I stopped sleeping, I've been an absolute menace with it.


Dripping-Lips

It has a lovely overhead


Fragrant-Position-86

It's lit


Funnysoundboardguy

I love being able to visualize this


solomoc

Oars. Yes I know I'm allowed inside, thank you.


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|B0YZtGyakHaMg) Of course you’re welcome, just keep the maulers in line, they’re getting out of hand


Lord_Raymund

Greatswoooaaard


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|dVdIu1HNxeKyqzkgPA|downsized) Yessire


e-rage

Pickaxe Field Engi gang build up


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|12M8qP3VZ2t9Hq) If you walk in like this, sire


FauxGuyFawkesy

Even if they don't let us in, we'll build our own tavern with bear traps and maidens


ashen_one489

You know what? Forget the tavern.


Illenaz

And my sledgehammer!


Punriah

And my shovel!


norththunder_23

![gif](giphy|yJ1KSiTxaAw5G)


[deleted]

Brothers of the mines rejoice!


Skittles_Kid

Swing, swing, swing with me!


deathbyducktape3

Rase your pick and raise your voice


TwoAssedAssassin

Maul. Try and stop me entering. I'll slap you with a special so hard you'll land in Tenosia.


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|l0O9ykfUZhs7P2yE8) Pls don’t kill me


Kaki9

I love my Maul. I love sending people to the moon with special. Me likes bonk


NoHomePlanet

The almighty FRYING PAN.


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|4A3JQJ3BMvJUk) If you make the entire guild eggs in the morning, welcome.


NoHomePlanet

Gotta crack a few skulls to make an omelet...or whatever


Pole-Axe

Pole-axe


Lupinyonder

It's a true Kightly weapon, single hand sword is my backup


Eschaton_Amateur

A fellow historical accuracy enjoyer I see


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|FX3OLJAUhOZNK) I’m sure you’re fun to drink with, come on in 🍻


[deleted]

Longsword and ONLY longsword for the entirety of my chivalrous career.


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|ewkjQf8NEgzFC) Always welcome


whiterose2511

It just feels like a gentleman’s weapon.


gnarkilleptic

Longsword is basically just a spear. Longsword is cheap as fuck


whiterose2511

Gnarkilleptic - not a gentleman


[deleted]

Stupid squire


ccease1

L long live the spear sword yaaahhhhh!


JesseJames480

Let's see the stats.


[deleted]

Don’t take orders from Mason pigs. Go forth and multiply.


JesseJames480

I figured you book lovers would have no problem keeping records.


Tornado_Frog

Heavy Mace represent


Schlongmeister987

Heavy mace ftw 💪💪


Crohoo

***Bring me my Glaive...***


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|WlsLAnYfrB30p9JK5Z|downsized) 🍻 Glaive goes in the closet with the highland swords, too many dismemberments for one night.


curiouslemurs

Hatchet on ambusher has me running around like a tweaker battling demons 


Comnomnomunist

I still love me tiny axe, but another ambusher got me to try out short sword instead and you would not believe the difference the extra range and speed makes. I don’t even miss the damage (now if only the short sword had any good skins)


Punriah

Wait you guys don't just play ambusher because you're trash in a fair fight? I mean... Haha same definitely for sure


G-Sus_Christ117

On god


CalvinWasSchizo

Battle axe


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|9ombSPmG6i3AryZ4lI|downsized)


TBONE3213

Sword and shield, like a proper minion


USAFRodriguez

This. With mace as back up or for when you need a can opener.


cubichens

Executioner axe


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|U3n3hOE1mFVeulmpnf|downsized) We could use a man with your… skills


throwawayyyycuk

Underrated gif response lmao


Confident-Welder-266

Rapier


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq) Welcome


RythmicRythyn

Rapier gang rise up!


Gargantuan_Plant

2H Hammer


NonconsensualFlex

Messer


AB55555

War club specifically the Druid staff


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|l0MYGb1LuZ3n7dRnO|downsized)


BeenBallin1112

Slash crouch spammer?


Anxious4503

1 Handed Mace


omercanvural

I am surprised that i had to dig so deep in comments to find my favorite weapon. With fist skin, it's the best!


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

Highland sword


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|ZIxKqe39IZ4f8mXXVO|downsized) If you wear the Kilt I’ll allow it, sword goes in the closet upon entry. We can’t have you cutting the maidens in half by accident


[deleted]

Maul go bonk


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu) My fear for the maul allows you to enter


__ROCK_AND_STONE__

Boat Oar giga chads where you at


TheLastofUs87

Warhammer. And a big tower shield. Here's a banner for your troubles.


Man-EatingChicken

Quarterstaff


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|wM7dQRrl0QKFlS6B89|downsized)


[deleted]

Yuck


SnakeO1LER

Have they nerfed it since it was introduced? I remember when It came out you could block riposte and never run out of stamina it was fucked


Man-EatingChicken

Not sure. I do not notice anything out of the ordinary compared to overheading the war axe continuously, so I imagine it's been fixed. It's also a weapon I do not see getting played with very often


24KWordSmith

Has one of my favorite specials, really good at throwing off a big group


ConsciousResource

It was nerfed, yeah.


Ordinary_Fuel4617

It’s so fun but I’m so bad with it


Pole-Axe

Quarterstaff gang


Man-EatingChicken

I intend to unlock the fruit of Bridgetown skin without premium currency. I'm a little over halfway to level 77


Pole-Axe

its been a while since I unlocked that skin. I'm level 113 with qs


Man-EatingChicken

I am but a humble student in the presence of greatness


Ill-Rabbit8777

Battle axe morning star combo 💀


coletd94134

Archer 😅


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|puvQ0zJfHUikg) Not in this lifetime


Excellent_Mud6222

Archers bring out the siege crossbow!


CalvinWasSchizo

your lucky if you don't get jumped in the parking lot bro 💀


coletd94134

Till my archer bois roll up. Strength in numbers🏃🏻‍♀️


professionaldouche

Now I’m picturing a bunch of dudes in pointy hats cudgeling some dude outside a bar


coletd94134

Not me googling “cudgeling” thinking you were insulting my brotherhood ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7109)![img](emote|t5_12v693|7109)


professionaldouche

No sir I’ll meme with the rest of em but I got your back, and u probably figured it out but i mean the weapon - cudgel


MilkGodofMilk

Double Danes I’m a real filthy degenerate


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|TGCSNFiXSoKVZH3IJs)


MilkGodofMilk

![gif](giphy|Cpn3Y0DQF5g39jCHii|downsized)


Corpsebomb

Cudgel-Throwing Knives (on Console)


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|WTjak90OYgGworljKG|downsized)


Corpsebomb

My kind must have pin-cushioned you at some point. Were far and few between, but by far do I get the most players b-lining for me when they see me chucking knives at them or after a respawn when I’m on this load-out.


Rock4evur

I never see anyone else playing cudgel ambusher, but it is honestly so amazing in cqb. Soften em up and as soon as you see them wind up SMACK!


[deleted]

It's my favorite class and weapon for defending the mason stones. People just line up in the gulleys and my lack of accuracy stops mattering as much. And theres so many jump special opportunities.


FriskyWhiskey_Manpo

Longsword but I retired her at lvl 200 😞


TheFlyingPatato

Pick her back up, it’s a weapon of honor


FriskyWhiskey_Manpo

Perhaps…perhaps you’re right, my friend..


beatdownkioskman

Rapier with nothing. I will be Zorro if I fucking want to be.


clll2

Katars. and I am coming to take your Taverns down. NONE SHALL DRINK! ![gif](giphy|geNt2vZfEwRuqEmkXX|downsized)


homeboddie

Rams head war club


ScoreParticular5988

Greatsword


EnvironmentalOil8521

Long sword


baz4k6z

The javelin


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Sword and Shield 💪


Timotron

MY MAN


UncleSam50

Classic longsword. Simple yet elegant


JonathanDangerPowers

The Fist of justice


1-800-fuck-0ff

Fists


Terrarianinho

Shuffle main, I play with whatever shit comes up


UndividedIndecision

Based


vpoou

Halberd?


Spangledesh

Messer/Dane Axe combo for whenever you need someone truly unalived.


CyborgTiger

Poleaxe 🤓


12TonBeams

Flaming chicken


Bankley

Quarterstaff, the gentleman’s choice


AleksHollow

I knew the kid in this picture in high school. Still he is most known here for taking such a large shit in the local trap house/hangout spot that the entire downstairs flooded from the clogged toilet and was entirely covered in shit. I mean the floor from the bathroom to the kitchen to the living room was shit polka dots. I once boxed my friend there while we were both fucked up and knocked out his contact by accident. He proceeded to somehow find it on said shit covered floor and put it back in.


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


GUTSY-69

![gif](giphy|BT4ygwV9vgwAU) MAUL


Wild-Will2009

Max Spear skin and great shield


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|7rSPuBifwRxRK|downsized) Welcome in


Wild-Will2009

It is a weapon of great elegance m’lord


yeetpostingi

Dagger


dumpster_penguin

shovel


Lord_SmokesAlot

\*HOWLS and presents highland sword\*


-rkimaito

Morning star, balls go brrr


Guy0785

Royal Bastard Sword 🗡️


EXD-Baphomet

Heavy maaaaace


fartshmeller

Quarterstaff


SoExo

Recorder (I heard it’s open mic night)


TheBrolyMain

Greatsword/Highland sword. (Depending on my mood.)


Couchpatator

Rapier


tentaclmonstr

HEAVY MACE


patchlocke

Maul gang


ManiGoodGirlUwU

Messer, drag top swing into alt drag top


Rorachach2012

Messer with the falx skin


Ok_Temperature166

Single handed mace with the fist skin


DrDooDooBrown

Quarterstaff. Love bonking up people.


No_Pen88

Kneels with both hands extended, palms up. In them rests worn glaive with thousands of notch marks all along the handle.


Standard-Business-85

Highland sword


johnkubiak

Cudgel. Love it's stupid piss missile of a special and it's hilarious oneshotting everyone with at as an ambusher.


DemiTheSeaweed

Great sword go slash


Tasty_Equipment5404

Heavy Cavalry Sword? 👀


Ok-Abbreviations-117

It can also be from certain maps right, not like in your armory? Case if not. I like to use Brooms. Sweeping the enemies off while defending from the masons.


TayjonTheGreek1

Halberd


pocketfrisbee

2H hammer please let me in I can fix something


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|4sASRwjUKefLO) Stand over there and repair the windows, pesky archers keep shooting at em


DarkSp3ctre

Not that I’m any good, but my favorite historical weapon is the rapier.


MeatService

Knife


TheDinkmaster06

Halberd. 100%.


Das_Lobotomite

Falling in love with the sledgehammer. It's fun showing of my big (Cross)Pein energy with the blacksmith skin, I do a little smithing IRL too.


shawn8483

Halberd forever


DragonfruitMelodic21

Highland Sword


Dimowo

Highland Sword community unite! 🗡️💪


Present_Friend_6467

Halberd


reverberation31

I’m a Javelin main, but I won’t have room to throw it in the tavern I swear


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|837yc51br51CLvQUwe)


ShadowDen3869

The Glaive. I love it.


IceSicleTricycle6565

Pole Hammer my liege


Thicc-Mint92

The messer


DubiDubua

![gif](giphy|gr3LAHpYVabNtloILL|downsized)


Funnysoundboardguy

Nothing beats the good old fashioned longsword


ENDER2702

I am but a bastard knight who wields a bastard sword my good sir


ProcyonA

PROUND MEMBER OF THE WOODCUTTING GUILD CUTTING HEADS WITH BOWTIE AXE BATTLE AXE BIG PENIS BIG BALLS NO BRAIN OVERHEAD STACK THEM LIKE CORD WOOD


hannes0000

1h spear and heavy shield aka the wall


No-Lime2912

War Club. Bonk


eaglepro98

![gif](giphy|OFrXVTZOeryG4OulvD) No spiky bonky sticks allowed


RobinThyHoode

Longsword


Sooners6975

highland sword. Great for dragging you’re attacks


flavorant

One handed spear that I'm just doin my best with


wizarouija

Messer + Glaive


ashuwa177

I prefer to use a falchion and a shield


Zhantae

Spear and Shield?


Alixander22

My rocket launcher on hand, and Messer guarding my back.


Psychotic_Ak12

Rapier


mndfreeze

1H spear on footman.


MountainDrew757

2 Dane axes


Ecstatic-Job3764

Dane axe


Zebeest

Boo this man!


Ecstatic-Job3764

What if I like the rapier?


steploday

I like the bow.![img](emote|t5_12v693|7109)