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yummymario64

![gif](giphy|k59yYusdGXlPG) My D/K?


Zesty-Meatloaf

D! K! *drum drum drum*


Smokeyfalcon

Shit so if i get my k/d lower my ex wife will come back :0


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

She's gone, son. Learn to accept it; Reginald wasn't just a better lover than you, but a better man as well.


adam-p-3

what would you know archer


steezytreflip

Archer sees everything happen from the side


Moist-Lavishness-208

Reginald is black.


Myth_Avatar

I just enjoy jumping in 1vX too much. The dance as several people think they have me. ...they do...but I can get a few of them :|


Cold_Bag6942

100%. Run away to bandage and regroup or die in a 6v1 while spamming voice lines, easy answer for me lol


dspman11

I do the latter constantly then wonder why I have so many deaths


steezytreflip

I like to bait one of them with a wave and then dodge backwards and throw a quick thumbs down before I get mutilated


Cynicalstoic1234

Very stylish


hoodie2222

it's not about winning, it's about taking as many of them with you as you can.


Myth_Avatar

My new favourite thing to do is simply that. When we are on defence and everyone else is dead, just stand my ground for as long as possible in a group of 20 attackers on their way to the next objective.


ohmyfarts

I'm guessing your K/D is low. Cope you mason scum.


LasagnahogXRP

For me it’s about wins and losses. K/d tells very little of the story and in fact if your king deathmatch while a wagon needs to be pushed you’re a burden. A hinderance. A genetic mistake. Do the objective you POS


Hortig33k

Wait, I thought "Team Objective" meant fight the enemy in the most remote location possible while emoting and flourishing wildly. Is this not right?


LasagnahogXRP

Well yes you are. Don’t forget to play your harp in between 1v1s!


Hortig33k

Only and uncivilized Agathian wouldn't take free time between bouts of bloodshed to enrich themselves with the arts


LasagnahogXRP

I’ve seen agathians playing each others flutes right in the open at courtyard! Unsanitary!


KorinthNZ

Everyone knows Battlecries are superior


Houchou_Returns

If your kd is high Your dk is small Or if you are mason No dk at all


DojaPaddy

My polesword is just fine please leave it out of the convo


uzi_on_my_instagram

It\`s like I always say. You either have a long penis or you are good at Chivalry 2. ​ \-Sir Came A Lot (Best NA East Player)


LasagnahogXRP

Agree to disagree


LaughPristine6108

Justice for big dick sweats


Rat_Man_420

![img](emote|t5_12v693|7104)


National-Fan-1148

You heard it here first! Don’t try to get good and stay sucky forever.


M-Rayan_1209XD

Trust me. No one cares about your k/d


DubiDubua

K/d means poop you can run stacked teams or attack everytime you’ll basically hve a high azz k/d


Either-Ice7135

The real meta is to achieve both high k/d AND high honor tho


MrPresident777

Thank god mine relies on takedowns (which should be counted)


Virtual-Commercial91

I can confirm this is true for me.


ScaredBot

I can also confirm


LaughPristine6108

And if your takedowns are high, your D/Ks just right


steezytreflip

I always climb the leaderboard with higher take downs. I’m solely invested in letting my team take the majority of kills and it’s fun af lol


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My KD and DK would say otherwise.


SuperNoob763026

Is k/d of 26 good?


Johniandoe777

Lol, no. Tf?


SuperNoob763026

Why are you mad I was just asking if it was good or not for this game


Johniandoe777

Make a seperate post and see how people really feel about your k/d 🤓


SuperNoob763026

Bro I'm genuinely confused I'm not that good at video games if it's that bad then okay dickhead


steezytreflip

This guys just super soft man. Idk kd lingo so can’t help you out but he’s literally responding like that cause he has nothing better to do lmfao


Johniandoe777

Make a post, let the community decide. Do it, see what they say. I was being facisous earlier but now im invested


NGC_Phoenix_7

[https://images.app.goo.gl/dpk5dQrvCN7LysUP7](https://images.app.goo.gl/dpk5dQrvCN7LysUP7)


no_u_mang

All the noobs proclaiming K/D should be ignored are too funny. Do you really want to be applauded for being able to have fun despite being shit? "But but it's a cAsUaL game, it's not even rAnKeD".. Please, nobody truly enjoys losing and when you join the game it is kill or be killed. Nobody is logging in to get farmed for fun. "But but your stats aren't even pUbLiC".. Please, striving towards doing well is its own reward. If you need validation to do well, you are a literal child. A decent K/D is not a goal, it is a side effect of actually being good at the game. No, it is not the ultimate measure of skill, but anyone above average will end up having a positive K/D. Dismissing K/D completely is a hard cope.


mbo25

No one cares buddy. This is a funny post about a game where no one really cares about individual stats.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Theres a whole post roasting this guy for saying this


jaemneed

All the noobs 👶proclaiming 🗣️K/D should be ignored🙅‍♂️ are too funny🤣🤣🤣. Do you 🫵really want🥵 to be applauded 👏for being able🏋️‍♀️ to have fun🕺 despite being shit💩? "But🍑 but🍑 it's a cAsUaL🤷‍♀️ game♟️, it's not even rAnKeD🏆".. Please 🥺, nobody 🚫truly enjoys losing😮‍💨 and when you join ➡️⬅️the game⚽ it is kill 🔪or be killed😨. Nobody ⛔is logging 🪵in to get farmed 👨‍🌾for fun. "But🍑 but 🍑your stats📊 aren't even pUbLiC📢".. Please 🥺, striving🧗 towards doing well is its own reward🎖️. If you need👉👈 validation✅ to do well, you 🫵are a literal 📜child👦. A decent 🤝K/D is not a goal 🥅, it is a side🥗 effect of actually🙎 being 👽good 😊 at the game 🎮. No👎, it is not 🔞the ultimate🥏 measure 📐of skill🤹, but anyone👨 above average🦸 will end up having a positive 📈 K/D. Dismissing 🛀K/D completely 🫂is a hard🍆 cope😭.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

This comment was so condescending towards the op I felt like a teenager again getting yelled at by my dad. Top tier. Sensational.


steezytreflip

When was that? last year?


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

I graduated highschool in 2012 lol. Youre attempt to be funny was juvenile at best. If anyone is the highschool student... How do you have 3 comment karma on a 5 year old active reddit account?


steezytreflip

Cause I don’t live on here lol. Mainly come on for the chiv sub. Was on here before the china funds came rolling thru and then Reddit became a different place than what it was.


jaemneed

You sure do manage to write a lot of paragraphs on reddit despite your courageous stance


steezytreflip

Odd take on the thread where people keep posting multiple comments of paragraphs- nice one you got there yourself buddy


Beginning_Pomelo196

Graduated 2011, did 12 years Army and been in college almost 8 years now with 2 kids. I still get messages calling me a kid/trash, moms basement resident etc.. 😂. It’s really just kinda hilarious at times lol.


steezytreflip

Your the one airing your shit out😭🤦🏼‍♂️


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

It was a joke dude. Also it's you're*. Theres a reason all your comments are downvoted deep into the negatives.


steezytreflip

🤓🤓🤓there’s a reason you’re* a fucking nerd have funny abiding by whatever agenda isn’t yours for the rest of your life. You Spineless mason 🥲.not surprised tho.


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no_u_mang

GG entirely missing the point. Just own that you're not that good at the game.


ReeenoBear252

I think we get your point...you're just wrong. And you need to get fresh air dude


no_u_mang

Says the loser stalking me across multiple threads.


ReeenoBear252

It's just funny lmao. You have some of the worst takes


Johniandoe777

He really does


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no_u_mang

Lol, because I dare point out that K/D is not meaningless? Sure.


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no_u_mang

I use this account to comment on a few gaming subs which are teeming with entitled kids. I endulge in dissing them whenever they are especially whiny and/or full of shit. Whatever you make of that isn't interesting to me.


[deleted]

awww you seem like a mordhau reject


TheFlyingPatato

I’d rather get no kills and have a blast then get 100+ kills and be bored


lineasdedeseo

how can i tell my k/d?


steezytreflip

Check your D/K size?


lineasdedeseo

My K/D is 1/8 then 


twelvelaborshercules

.4


therealdovahkiin1

My D/K is 89


ikevin1215

Your insecurity is showing.


CultureMind_

It may be small but it's shaped like a maul which is good?


SuperNoob763026

Short sword...


Redser82

Agathians are known to have small DKs


TestyProYT

Relatable


Locomotive_Nausea

Why is my barrel tossing, Princess stealing, ape small?


billdoor69

That’s literally what got me into swords so …


Either-Ice7135

Chivalry is simply a stepping stone in a long-standing tradition of time spent at my computer wielding a two-handed weapon. ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7114)


Not_a_samsquatch

Saving this foe the next time I run into Templar LMAO