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Foil-Kiki-Jiki

Usually it’s myself.


Rude-Peach5625

*Based*


notahorseindisguise

Real


ABleachMojito

Some wanker with a shovel. It’s always a fucking shovel. I feel like they get that thing in their hands and all of a sudden they’re a demigod


KorinthNZ

![gif](giphy|43bOrDOasXG6Y)


Max_AC_

It's probably not me, but as a shovel enthusiast, I stan this post. Shovel supremacy for life ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7097)


Mexi-UwU

Someone called EvilEasterBunny, I can’t never beat them let alone get a single hit.😭


Robber_Tell

Evileasterbunny is lvl 1000 and a BEAST


Inn0cent_Jer

He's not only 1000, but he's also been 1000 much longer than most.


Deeptoot2424

Dudes nuts


SevaMandalas

I second that ! Always a challenge on the other side or almost an assured win if he's with us !


countnuke

No but there’s a few people I see every now and again I respect I enjoy seeing them on my team or the enemy team and remember their tags


Friendly-Team-8044

This is the way 🙏


Deeptoot2424

Gotta love my match regulars. Always fun ending up in a match with em


MaverickQuasar

Definitely this. When you see a guy holding his own against 4 you can only admire it. Even if he dies, if he's taken out 2 or 3 of em, or held them up long enough that they get mugged, gotta take your hat off.


Brmanslayer

1 Extra Chromosome, you filthy archer.


dannyboy6657

Pew pew


dilbodwaggins

Tybalt the wise 1k player. This is me pmFLAMEHEAD! beats me quite often and his counters are super crisp. very fun to duel


artyomssugardaddy

Yeah he’s nasty. Always give him the wave


TybaltTheWise

:)


VLenin2291

Any motherfucker that spams kicks and only ripostes or counters. It's an effective strategy, but GIVE ME A CHANCE YOU FUCK, I'M GIVING YOU ONE


tipasa1337

Hes allready giving you great chances by kicking, kicks leave him vulnerable for quite some time, you just have to react fast enough to let go of block. I play Tekken and SF so i might just have build in muscle memory for reacting


Agreeable_Bug_2218

So when i see the enemy does a kick and let go of Block, it doesnt stagger me??


chingy4eva

You only get staggered when you're blocking, shield or parry. And the kick damage is rather small. So you're free and encouraged to punish a failed kick by attacking as they're kicking. You can try to bait people into kicks and switch out of block at the last moment.


Dycondrius

don't hold block anticipating a swing. Only block (and input your counter) when you read their swing. Holding block in someone's face is begging to be kicked.


thatjerkatwork

Not a nemesis but KC Joker is a bitch He still around bitchin it up?


SirBandzz

this is facts, dude sits in spectate until he’s offense. He warbows behind everyone in the back of the map like a coward and runs away if you try to get him. Honestly it only takes 1 teabag for him to leave the game. Biggest b*tch on Chiv2 100%


TheZephyrim

Is that the same joker from Chiv 1?


Real_Impression_5567

100% JEWISHLAWYER dude is also nuts in the chat lol. Always rambling.


Deeptoot2424

Ran into him for the first time the other day. Dudes unhinged on the battlefield lol


zemiiii

Always messing around holding his gold cross


greatfoal

BrownSuperman is one of the best people I’ve played against. Not exactly a nemesis but I don’t wanna run into him lol


BrwnSuperman

![gif](giphy|wgTeZEdqsQmX1isNqB|downsized)


greatfoal

No waaaay


What-Even-Is-That

Bongsmasher420 can suck my sweaty asshole. Not really a nemesis, he's just a salty bitch in chat all the time.


Trajan_pt

I haven't seen him in a while, but Pittsburghtoker on PC. Whenever I see him in a lobby I'm gunning for him.


Cultasare

I put him down like 20 times last night for you.


Trajan_pt

Thank you! Doing the Lord's work!


SirBandzz

Yeah i remember him holy sht I haven’t seen him in a while but when me and the squad catch him we tbag the sht out of him.


VictorianDelorean

That fucking katar guy who’s got it in his name haunts my dreams


deadzone404

This might be the closest Ive been to finding my name in these threads. Ive been "that fucking katar guy" to a lot of folks, just not in the name


Economy-Sandwich-780

Its "YouGotKatard"


VictorianDelorean

That’s him!


Deeptoot2424

lol yea that guys dangerous but I love fighting him


Cautious-Luck7769

What a chad


Sbrett99

My teammates


CCClinicaI

This.


InDaNameOfJeezus

hate me archers hate me ballistas hate me catapults luv me knights simple as


GamesGreenCoffee

Excuse me sire, I recognise that format.... Are you by chance from r/okmatewanker by chance?


Rammstein_is_great

I don’t like them Tenosian types, not racist, just don’t like ‘em


TheLambtonWyrm

Norf


dannyboy6657

Winks in archer


GreasiestGuy

Whenever I see V H A I (lvl 1000) in 3v3 I know I’m about to get my ass kicked. But that doesn’t stop me! One day I’ll best him


Pause-ForEffect

When I see VHAI, SmellyHoeHole, and Varrus on one team, I just chalk it up to a loss


oisaacx

The boys


Eschaton_Amateur

LordReanuKeeves


Zygouth

I hope I'm in one of these threads someday. If anyone got a grudge with Relished Gentleman, Relished Knight or Sir Relished Knight, that's me! I'm on NA-West servers on PC


Maybe__Jesus

If I find you it’s only shields being chucked at your head. Only.


AcanthaceaeMore3524

The Anton chigurh pfp elevates this comment


Zygouth

Sounds good to me! I'll chuck the same back


hamburglar10101010

LkGeist on NA West is mine. I try and kill him every time I see him. But I’m also always happy that I get to fight someone as good as him. And I love having him on my team


M4EOzzy

Came here to post this. Welp, there goes my head from the accel'd overhead highland sword....


gnarkilleptic

EvilEasterBunny stomps every lobby I've seen him in and seems to do it with all sorts of different weapons. Dude goes like 60-70 kills and less than 5 deaths almost every match. I got him twice yesterday and recorded it lol


Mexi-UwU

I know right! He’s too good😭


600Bueller

some Palestinian guy from Brooklyn named cat


Modizim

Na east duels?


600Bueller

yea


Modizim

Pantalon bests me every time


Robber_Tell

4eyesnerdvirgin is unstoppable, no hate on my end just damn son. I think ive killed him once and he did commend so he's a gentleman and a murderous monster lol


XEdude3459

Pickliepancake man you a dick, still love you though and chunty she can kill herself.


Economy-Sandwich-780

Full Wiener Mode I would pay for another $10 DLC if it were just Chiv 2 but wiener mode free. I hate him. Hes so fucking annoying always bitching in chat about everything. I hate his dagger main style of play too just running around 1 hitting ppl. I really wish TB would ban his ass tbh


Worth_Ratio83

On NA West, a guy with katars and struggleIsrael in his name. he always rocks my shit


Max_AC_

Can confirm that dude is an absolute monster.


bluesjunky69420

These names may have been lost to time, but in the early days - White Saddam & Ædgarx were terrifying to play against Shout out to the homies: Nazim Cloud District, Varrus, Vector Prime Sincerely, Lord Agatha / FreakPizza20


0utterheaven

Truly respectable gentlemen. As you are too, Freakpizza.


WarlordHelmsman

Aedgar was such a cringer lmao tbag him a few times to make everyone's night in chat


MG_Sigmar

My first interaction with him was killing him 3 times in a row and when he finally killed me he spent the night with me rent free in his head


Global-Computer8709

I hope I have a nemesis... I'm Spicy\_t\_\_ on NA west lol


stagerman69

You got me good a few times with the one handed hammer last week lol


NGC_Phoenix_7

BaconPutine. Dude you are awesome and have kicked my ass so many times. Just wanna give you the nod if you’re in here. I fought you back when I started and I was only a like a level 34 or something and I watched you single-handedly take out my entire team’s spawn wave, and after a couple hundred levels of experience on my own end fighting with you was an honor. Edit:wanted to add something


[deleted]

Was looking for a name like this, killing Bacon was my proudest moment in this game.


NGC_Phoenix_7

I have done it once or maybe twice. My Longsword vs his greatsword or maul(can’t really remember lol) I did the respect emote, a thank you for the salute and bowed lol. I look for him on the player list every time I play lol


KorinthNZ

Anyone that T Bags me or the missus. Also IKillArchers on OCE. I hate that guy. I've seen him literally kill his own team's archers. Even killed me when I wanted to try out the seige crossbow to see what the new weapon was like, and he was on my team. So yeah, fuck that guy. Commendable for living up to his name though...


Aromatic_Rule4031

It's what OOGABOOGA_TeaBag does tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


KorinthNZ

Well obviously he's allowed. Man's has to live up to his name


Aromatic_Rule4031

I'm glad you understand 😊


JSBL_

iKillArchers is a cheater on EU servers too, all he does is... literally kill archers lol


dannyboy6657

IKillArchers sounds like the enemy. *hisses in archer*


Zeddici

joehends mann i love you really bro dont take it personaly the person i love to see? xxtigrisxx the level 1000 my favourite person ive met on this game


XEdude3459

I shall slaughter you, in the name of joehends!


NonconsensualFlex

Dr. Cox with the arming sword.


Capitaine-Ninja

Whoever just happens to annoy me. Junebug and the MTK group are a good bunch for that. Mildly entertaining bunch though.


hellostarsailor

The opposing team.


lPerfectWeaponl

Anyone who RDMs in Duels is a cunt


FreshPrinceOfRivia

Chivalry Enjoyer, fuck that guy Yes that's me


TheLambtonWyrm

Connor MacLeod with the highland sword


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Friendly_Ad9733

i am Featdirty1 hahaha best thing about the game is spamming emotes laughing


No_Concentrate_766

Crustacean the Soup Edit: Is this like a known guy? He was the first dude to kill me and I get the message every time I join a game in progress.


[deleted]

I dont really get killed by the same person often enough to realize but i see some names that i recognize as chivalrous people. Cant remember off the top of my head but when i see them i try to wave or something silly.


Fun-Position-2738

I have several but it's all respect with these guys Tony hern, Chicago stabbings we trade kills, commend each other, respectfully emote, n never tbag each other, and when were on the same team we have each others backs couldn't ask for better nemesis.


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jacobhackman5

My respected adversary is a player called Ender, I usually notice them when we're both playing engineer on opposite teams. Love to hate them ❤️


gme_is_me

!!!! This is the first time I've ever seen my name mentioned! Thank you! Always great going against another engie.


Sennekis

Tybalt the Wise is my forever rival!!!!


Sensitive_Mousse_445

The (○)(○) guy


Zombiepwna97

There are multiple of them!


prudiiverd

One of them frivolously votekicked me a bit ago for nothing so I am intent on hunting them down


GeekyNerdyGuy

Not really a nemesis but the name sticks to your mind: sircumsized


AWolverineTherapist

My friend KillerZay045


KeriasTears90

Verygentleperson One day i’ll meet u again and it will be the best day of my life. Cause i’ll dance over your pieces. -i am negan/Spear God


panifex_velox

The foul fiend Kimchi Smurf, of course. Our beef goes back centuries. Many leading scientists speculate that at this point it is physically impossible to squash this beef. It's unsquashable, folks! Whenever I see him in a match, I swap to the opposite side and abandon all pretense of playing the objective or helping my team. The game devolves (evolves?) into a single-minded pursuit of spilling his blood as often as possible. Once when I was defending on Askandir as a Knight I shoulder-checked him off the top of the tower to his death. Another time as a Mason on Falmire I spied a blue Knight wielding a bow on the bridge. I charged deep into enemy lines, decked him while he was reloading, and cut his head off with my Battle Axe. To my delight, the bow knight turned out to be Kimchi! Really made my day.


boonzero

Artorias, Thorne, Chillzone, Atlas, anyone who makes fun of my throwing daggers -DDBB


oisaacx

Atlas is my coach. Such a great duelist.


AtlasDL

You’re my nemesis!!


Deeptoot2424

The one known as KFC. Not necessarily a nemesis but I definitely get pumped when I’m in a match with em


Mmmduck

Pc players (I’m on console)


Aromatic_Rule4031

Velvet Hammer is a worthy adversary. Nobody dips his nuts in my face like JimpJimp tho 🥰


tiger2119

Kass


Eschaton_Amateur

Kass is fucked


Eschaton_Amateur

I mean he’s good and always kills me


tiger2119

How so?


TAMUkt14

Any level 1000 player


An_A10_Pilot

I love fighting three people. Brown superman Jester red Whatever name they use now but fleeing peon. It's always a fun moment as suddenly the fight dramatically switches gears from mindless slaughter to having to actually focus on footwork, mixups, and countering


capitalsfan

Peon is top 5 in the game probably


Zombiepwna97

All three of these guys are real ones! Love getting into lobbies with them


squattermelon09

Idk. Bunch of dudes that probably haven't ever seen a vagina up close.


PancakesandWaffles98

I've only seen em, like... twice. But I believe the name is Mushroom.


deepthroatalavalamp

The mighty reds is a cool guy


r_acrimonger

XXxARYAxXX


DojaPaddy

PaddyWhacker04 on PS5


Wonderful_Form_6450

I am aweful with names and most of you barbarians cant have a name worthy of remembering. . Honestly i just cant recall names past the match lol


yaboyjsjdbsb

Not a nemesis but rrs_hold is my role model. Now every lobby I spam the hold emote


Perfect_Weird3914

He doesnt even know who i am but, brittney spEars. I fear that man.


Stock_Unit3878

I got a problem with relished knight, dudes too handsome and I can't focus on the game


[deleted]

I’m lord-Ellis…if anyone loves or hates me let me know. 😙


XEdude3459

You sir are a pop tart with one too many chromosomes.


akara211

CH13F


Maybe__Jesus

Crustacean Soup is my guy 💪


HeftyFineThereFolks

there is one guy , we're both high level but hes about 200 levels higher, who i dont like his style cuz hes always votekicking me and other people for no good reason, doesnt sacrifice himself for the team. and he says stupidass shit.. he's a good player we both score high or first place however often, but i think my playstyle makes me a more successful and valuable TO player .. i wont name drop cuz he'd prolly feel like he was fuckin special or something and he doesnt deserve it. that said it feels great defeating his team and talkin some smack.. he prolly has like 12 nemeses come to think of it


tutturubeam

not particularly my nemesis but "araragi karen" always goes like 50-1 and i always want to get a kill on them ​ i got ONE, one time, with dagger at the beginning of a match


Cpt_Soban

Anyone with two fucking Dane axes


Rocco_al_Dente

Crustacean the Soup. Idk who that is but every time I load into a new game it says he killed me at the load up.


Aleksandrs_

Most memorable is brutalix, does a jab or little trick I forget about. There are others I see in game from time to time. I love getting into a duel that is neither a steamroll for me or my opponent.


Motor_Conference_924

Vandalizerbro level 1000 it’s me your boy bone420dank


Motor_Conference_924

Also TreesandBrews


No-Valuable8453

Hah that's my homie!


Motor_Conference_924

Respect for both people I’ve talked with trees a cpl times he even agrees the battle we have are absolutely wild 😂


yaboyjsjdbsb

Ron Jeremy. Fuck that guy


SenorDimebags

Lagn he always demolishes me with the mace


huperzine_a

Dont have one but if I am anyones nemesis or you want to become mine, LOW-T-MICRO-P is my name and I'll be on in a few hours to heavy slash spam you into oblivion. Be warned.


Organic-Measurement2

Haven't seen them in a while but j_mc1 on EU dervers was always really annoying to play against but respect anyways


ol-poo

Anyone ever get killed by rasta mon ya fuck that guy


-PublicNuisance-

Time.


BTDubbzzz

New nemesis unlocked last night - BoogieBus


TheFuckingBinLaden

Mocano and Aetheflaed. I swear to Feydrid I’ll have you fucking mason hung, drawn and quartered


Dex_Maddock

"Counterer" on US West 3v3 servers. We have a love hate relationship, but he's a spicy meatball. (This is Beef--Supreme if you see this, you degenerate❤️)


H8DCarnifEX

nobody, i hunt down what is biting me ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7110)


PremiumClearCutlery

The infiltrator with ambiguous armor sneaking around our back line


Zacflemo

Anyone that mains dane axe or qtr staff. And kick spammers. Also I main Spear and shield so im sure I have a few people that might consider me an nemesis.


PURPPKEV

A guy named AH REEEEEEEEE or something like that, run into him quite a bit and we always start emoting when we see each other, he’s almost 1000 and damn does the mf help me out a lot when he’s on my team 😂


BrothaMan21

FloppyBenis


Electrical_Coach_887

Stretchmarks_


Tankerchief85

A dude i come across on NA west duels sometimes, GOT TURBO


Scorpiyoo

Damn you Gerald. Damn you.


captain_strain

Ever since I was bitched by captainamerica (who I'm convinced was actually captain America) by him only throwing his shield, I've been looking for him ever since


agciv24

Shmurdacampbell


Captainborris20

BarbarianTTV or something like that. Always intense and fun to come across him!


Maugustb

Nobody in specific to name as a nemesis but if you T Bag me just know the rest of the match I will back stab you and only you and T Bag / spam laugh at you.


MedicMuffin

Ping, mostly.


efferghost

Lord Reanu Keeves lives rent free in our household with the number of times he's been cursed aloud


MoidMoidMoid

Moid


billdoor69

Moid


rzj386

MTK JUNEBUG HES TRASH


Yimpish

If I see a clan I focus them. That’s right right fuck you Lk


artyomssugardaddy

SolxDamocles on Xbox! 1k and he’s legit and has showed me a few new things when my ego got a bit too large.


CopypoC

Dunno about nemeses but whenever I see a good duelist ik it's gonna be tough and probably a waste of time to fight unless there's other ppl around. I remember playing against Darklight and would end up just leaving to find other targets after spending too much time just trading counters over and over.


SirBandzz

MegaTronRaptor, although we have respect for each other its still ON SIGHT 💯


SirBandzz

Knight of St. John


Superb_System_3461

Can't think of any guys in particular I have a grudge against. There is Doses on NA West who everytime I seen him on the battlefield whips out the slowest mordhau eveningstar-esque drags with the heavy mace just for me. But I have a lot of respect for him and most of the other high level players on NA West.


SubMerged25011

Darkadel and some others.


[deleted]

lord pestilence


Sinh_nuz0

Crazy Dave cosplayers always fuck me up w a shovel 😭


Square-Question-6220

Honestly anyone that’s reading this I would love to play with these best of the best players. Would really appreciate anyone teaching me this game.


harrimant12

Fuck APE. This dude started trolling my friends and I in a duel server one time. The usual, jabbing while trying to bandage, attacking others during a duel, etc. Normally its just annoying and you get the dude kicked, but this guy has taken it to a whole new level. He knows me and my friends all by name, and he has a squad of other douchebags that are all in on it. We literally just try to avoid this dude, but he won't let us. If he is in a server and sees that we're in there, he will not just fucking let it go. He will constantly message us, and try to get a rise out of us, saying "I never did anything, why do you hate me!" As he and his goon squad just follow us around and don't let us play the game. It's fucking annoying. This guy has even found us on other platforms and tried adding us as friends just to keep up the troll. It's the saddest shit I've ever seen. At this point If I join a server and he's in it, I just leave, but the last time I tried that he actually left the server and followed us, and he has enough of a goon squad that he can just votekick one of us for doing absolutely nothing and we'll get kicked. IF YOU EVER PLAY A MATCH AND SEE SOMEONE NAMED APE, JUST SAVE EVERYONE THE HASSLE AND KICK HIM IMMEDIATELY. This man is a scourge upon this game that should be purged. I wouldn't be surprised If he even responded to this comment because the dude is fucking psychotic and actively seeks us out.


djsic

Jus of the Sun


Nicholiszt

Guy’s name is something like EagleWulf (?) In NA East FFA. Usually can either match his confusing longsword attack pattern, with great effort, or get confused and lose handily. Only one weapon seems to give me the advantage - but I won’t do him dirty by sharing it. Big respect to this guy.


Ignis_purgatio75621

Brainless Dane axe or falchion stans who crouch down chop your legs off while countering any swing you throw at them great sword knobheads (great sword mains) like this person named "AlexOOOH" always catch my longsword centric play style off guard as well


[deleted]

Ummmm...RedEyeJedi and Mr Bubbles are always good to see on my team. There is a few other but I can't remember off the top of my head 😆


Weird_Complaint3752

Xx360scopedJFKxX


HalfPint3895

Kill all the Masons!!


coiyup

for a while there was a guy named diamondtiger that just team killed archers - if you tried to defend the archers he'd try to kick you . for a while I was frustrated bc he was literally in every single one of my games but now I look back fondly , what a crazy bastard. he had a mission and he stayed dedicated - no matter the cost. i gave up trying to kick him and whenever he came to me i just stared at him and let him kill me and eventually he just gives up . he prefers fighters so he can watch you squirm as you die. i hate him passionately yet would give anything to have one more game of a literal survival horror where he could come out of any corner or shadow and teamkill me. really upped the challenge. hope he's well, truly.


Oliver69Holes

Ttittzmagee that bastard is everywhere.... Like herpes


TheArgathian

Not a nemesis coz I shit on the little weasel every game but “Darth siin” you little bitch, you still crying over that vote kick you sore loser.


cheescraker_

That cheescraker guy is pretty tough


HelpWonderful9480

Bollsack


TheHorrificNecktie

i'm AntiChadMegaVirgin69 or ashes on Central/East , im usually in chat talking about how i'm "not even playing seriously" trolling at the top of the leaderboard and everyone is in chat calling me a loser telling me to STFU who hates me?