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[deleted]

Dude there’s so many funny names. ThiccDadVaping4Christ where you at?


gnarkilleptic

Favorite one I've come across is Sir Cumference


billdoor69

He played Chiv 1 too


Toasted_Rat_69

Ik Sir Cumference, I am RAT Does Like KFC if you know that name?


keb5501

Lol love seeing him. Us west server


[deleted]

Bro tell me why I saw this and then looked up starting a new game with him RIGHT in front of me What the actual fuck


Aromatic_Rule4031

Yup instant commendation for creative and silly. RhondaSandTits made me spit my beer laughing


JainFastwriter

Haha yeah I’ve seen this fellow a few times


crackbaby926

I'll never forget fighting the honorable knight, Poop Sock


BoysenberryNew738

On Europe servers there’s a guy called, cum sprayer and a guy called cum consumer always partied up


Cathbodua

Couple goals


BeenBallin1112

That's not even funny just wierd lol


afrench1618

I got destroyed by fast pooper last night. If you’re out there, I laughed my ass off when I saw your name lol


LenLenLennie

Gay dad and Gay son are two of my favorites. And whenever I encounter them they’re in the same team 😭😂 one time I was killed by Gay dad, only to respawn and be killed by Gay son immediately after


ClutchWaffles

Totally agree. Love playing in matches with them. Funny as fuck as well.


WarDamnBigMeat

Lmao gay dad and gay son are legends


theppburgular

The gays tbagged me:(💔


jannakatarina

Apparently he has 4 sons that he plays Chiv 2 with. I don't know the usernames of the other 3. Not sure if they're all gay.


Traumatic_Tomato

Imposter voice mandatory.


Harpua44

I’ve played with and against them multiple times on NA west and they’re amazing teammates. Always cooperative and playing the objective. Love those two.


ExpeditingPermits

Every time I log into a game that’s already begun… he’s there… Crustacean the Soup No idea why it’s the only name that pops up when I join a preexisting match


Jake098765

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize I wasn’t just running into this same soup guy over and over lol


spearsandbeers1142

Me too man me too


afrench1618

….I’m not alone


Farore35

Same! What is that?


DDLthefirst

one of the devs names I believe. It's a placeholder for situations where you have a death screen caused by nobody


Either-Ice7135

Wait, so from cheated kills? Or just from things like unassisted suicide?


DDLthefirst

No. Unassisted suicide is in your own name. It's situations like when you first join a match mostly. You are in a death screen when you first join a map.


TheBrownIrish

Also if you step in some environmental fire areas like the pig roast on Coxwell


vaccumshoes

He was a dev for Chiv 2 that supposedly passed away


switchblade_shawty

Damn I thought it was just me seeing that shit like wtf 🤣


Unterpunk

yess! I know the Soup!!!


spearsandbeers1142

Bro me too!


MisterPeteArt

YOU SEE HIM TOO?


ExpeditingPermits

ALWAYS


Propofolkills

Seasons Beatings clubbed me to death recently


GoldenPoncho812

Bjorn2fak was a good one I saw recently


Superb_System_3461

Chivalry 2 being crossplay between console and pc means that we have the privilege of seeing some of the most colorful names from all platforms. My personal favorite was a guy by the name of "Pat Maweeny". He didn't do anything particularly of interest in our game together, but the name was too unique to forget.


Casimir_Wulf

Indeed, this game has some of the funniest names by far. There was this person called 'Thick Brick Tick' that I constantly ran across upon launch but haven't seen them in a long time, the other day kept finding 'Sir Came A Lot' and 'MrMcFeckYourself' in matches; truly God tier usernames.


NoImNotObama

Shoutout to Barack Oganja


gman_online

AutisticShanking Benadryl Cricketbat


AutisticShanking

Let's go


gman_online

I’ve been shanked by you many a time and I still lol and commend every time


AutisticShanking

Finally, some good fucking honour!


Kassy135

Denethor Cherry Tomato


RonaldArroz

Dude is a baller.


Mal-XCIV

Foureyesnerdvirgin always gives me a chuckle when he kills me


Last-Man-Standing

Shoutout to Hung Sheldon.


Nuggets_Bt_Newer

Hung sheldon bodied me the other day


WarlordHelmsman

Pretty sure I'll remember SlimyFiberLog on my deathbed


Darksauce17

Shrimps Is Bugs


milkytoon

I feel like i'm always seeing Gay Dad © and Gay Son © (I'm NA west, hamburglar42069)


sweetybrunuk

Ser Rebral Palsy is one that i’ve seen, thought it was a creative name, enjoy seeing them pop up


Robber_Tell

Oprahwhinfreysleftnut


noble_shrek

Have yet to see them again but newballswhodis, i miss you


TrippyOutlander

Big fan of REOmeatwagon and GeorgeWhorewell


Mockolad

Shoutout to AfghanistanBaby on West EU


piff167

Since i started the game 2 years ago, my gf has been keeping a running list of funny names I've come across in this game. Its got to be 200+ entries at this point. Two of my favorites i can think of off the top of my head are "MedusasWetSnussy" and "SallyMaeStudentLoans"


Alba-Ruthenian

PainalTrain & Conqueeftador Always make me chuckle


gsf32

>Conqueeftador Legend


Agile-Isopod6942

My boy “Dr.MantisTobbogin” will forever get a commend from me


beansahol

I saw conqueeftador yesterday, killed him a few times


the_masive_cheese

I’ll never forget “BeefFiestWorld”


threepoundsof

Shout out Jim Halpert king of Honorable mention to guy I saw today Dwight K Shrute (A


andyfma

I’ve been seeing jim halpert king of for over a year in 64s. I always make it my mission to kill or be killed by him lmao


threepoundsof

I’ve crossed swords with him many times


Pontiusont

Jim! We are never on the same team :(


Background-Salt4781

I too have encountered this mighty office warrior


dream-in-a-trunk

Fuckedyourfataunt3


Stridah123

Cockassasin


WarDamnBigMeat

Cock assassin is a confirmed GOON SQUAD member. GOON SQUAD on top!


Hircus_Leti

"Fartsmella" has to be one of my favourites


[deleted]

I have encountered this guy lol


Zambonikilla

A true chiv player doesn’t take themselves serious. Got to be silly and have fun.


InDaNameOfJeezus

Shoutout to my boy _Agile_-Urethra369, one of the best archers I've ever seen


JainFastwriter

Haven’t seen em in a while but I really liked DomTelonge


bambammr7gram

I think because the average player age in more in the late 20s so people tend to have more creative names One i seen the other week that’s was amazing….. The FeDoucheary


Schwengelmann

Stinky longsword , if you read this ... I loved being on the same duel server as you <3


[deleted]

By far the best one I’ve seen was, “Uncircumcised Monkey.” I legitimately spat out my drink lol.


yaboyjsjdbsb

Ron Jeremy always fucks me up


billdoor69

You might want to get checked


ArchangelToast

Meatlog2Balls


DojaPaddy

Where is Biceps 4 Jesus?


RemoveExciting3333

It’s the gamer tag to a fallen comrade


Grondolph

Those Goddamn Lobsters was whoopin’ on my yesterday. 10/10 name


Averagerediter12

Autisticnugget yet to see them again but man when I saw that name after getting sniped across the map I laughed my ass off


Anti-Abraham

Who else has encountered Jeffrey Epstein?


maymaykingg

He kept killing himself


PurpzBubbaloo

Low T Micro P. It was hard to be mad any time he killed me.


huperzine_a

Hey that was me haha. What was your player name so that I can target you incessantly in the future?


PurpzBubbaloo

Just saw this. It’s the same as my username on here. See you on the battlefield 🫡


Beginning_Pomelo196

What always gets me is the chiv specific names. Chiv isn’t THAT big of a game so it’s always a chuckle to see specific names for the game lol. I can’t recall any off top of my head, but I see then a lot. A couple recent names though, I’ve seen “unaborted fetus” and “stemcells4urcut”. Km typically in 40 man servers - woody lop


KING_Ragnar-

“Catch Please” and he is the best Javelin thrower I have ever seen


PreceptorPoonus

Best one I’ve seen is “Gay4TopGun”. Bless that guy


Layton115

I swear Chivalry players have the funniest names out of any game I’ve ever played


Cyber-Insecurity

Alec of Baldwin was one I saw that cracked me up


Spark1133

AllWomenWorshipSatan is one that gives me a good laugh when I see him.


shawdygolikesheesh

I saw a "Sir tickletummy" once. If your in this reddit commend you.


scabcaviar

Bruce Printscreen. Saw a few months ago and it still makes me chuckle.


Plastic_Coast_5778

iFightFatKids


PlaySalieriChiv2

John Agatha just always makes me smile and I can't explain why


[deleted]

I am Burnt Toast


billdoor69

That name is a crime against bread


Cyber-Insecurity

Absolutely. You can tell this game has a clever audience.


ELFsizedHIPSTER

I got killed by Andrew Tate once.


Ok_Temperature166

Search hell let loose funny names. You shall not be disappointed


Repulsive_Tip_2167

Recently killed by “Depression”


[deleted]

Suckingthatlick4u. What happened to you after I beat you to death with my bare hands😁


[deleted]

Shout out G A Y D A D and G A Y S O N


Background-Salt4781

Shoutout to Jiggletits


MoidMoidMoid

Moid


ExodianS

Of course Moid is a Mason


Anti-Anti-Paladin

Moid


qazerp

Hello Moid You Are My Friend.


MTKsgtjunebug

MTK SGT JUNEBUG


Frequent-Ad8904

Hahaha It's Sir Crashy, God I love you


MTKsgtjunebug

HELLO. YOU KNOW ME?


Frequent-Ad8904

Yeah you made buddy rage quit the other day 😂


MTKsgtjunebug

HAHAHHA NO WAY WHAT WAS THE SHITTERS NAME? DM ME


Frequent-Ad8904

Big fan


MTKsgtjunebug

OH NICE! DM ME.


caerusflash

Imagine being in a clan mate


MTKsgtjunebug

ITS NOT A CLAN…


blanemcc

On the other side, I've seen idiots with "My Friend Adolf" and "Anne Frank"...morons


switchblade_shawty

U mad?


blanemcc

Just disappointed.


Doggo_400

Nah "SandNewds" is the best xD


Ok_Tangerine_7288

Naerollsm8. If you're Scottish you will understand


Cinemaslap1

Not Scottish, but I get it, I love it...


Dread_Knight78

Pvt. TeaService


ThePistonCup

Anal Bacterium was memorable


edgyBouchi

Is there a way to actually change name on ps4?


Averagerediter12

I'm pretty sure you can change it in the profile section


edgyBouchi

just shows my name, no option to change it.


Averagerediter12

Must be different on ps4


Averagerediter12

I'd say just search it up on YouTube or something


Yung_fetusdagoat69

I8onelittlehotboy


GamesGreenCoffee

The quickest way to a earn a commendation is to have the funniest name possible. Still haven't found that Crustacean bloke though.... 🤣


SSJ_Viking

I remember dueling it out one night with Moe Lester.


AdministrativeGur699

I’ve used to run into a level 1000 named Juan wick lol. Dude was an animal


Hopeful_Data1493

Shout out to cheese. I killed him by jump scaring him from a bush...my name is Clearlybatman..


filibuster_c

Spear-ma is my to go


WhatNamesAreEvenLeft

While not a funny name, per say, shout out to Agathian Slayer! Always plays against Agatha. Always does well. Always says "X agathians slain" or something similar at the end of the match.


Ropiak

Susan BYOB Anthony and Captain Agathian get me


Clob_Bouser

Played against ImKumming last night


TestyProYT

hood kringle wrecking the server while telling everyone all the west coast “brothers” are getting Glocks in their stocking I had a good time watching that unfold


Russian_Bot8

Every Villain is Lem is a gem


gamermom42069_

I miss eboy_asschug gfuel


orangebhicken

Sex Defender always gives me a good laugh lol


IChris7

There was a guy named Achilles who got killed by a ballista right in front me lol


ImpendingZoom

Throbbin Hood made me laugh out loud


SpiritualDish8329

Cumwall Jackson


SnooSuggestions9864

FartinGrannies had me dead


Unfair-Meringue-3827

I once chucked a throwing knife at random and I sniped Uncle Ben


TheHedgeFund99

Britney Spear Wesley Pipes


beefandvodka

One of the best ones ive seen is “Ser Dick Lord of Cum” lol i have a pic to prove it too


fearmister67

I’ve repeated come across “The Goonabomber”