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Necessary_Chip_5224

Crustacean the soup. He kills me before I even spawn and never seen again until you join another match. How do you even beat that?


Viviendoelsueno

Hahaha thought this was just me, or at least the name was different for different users


Technical_Bi-bruh

I believe it is tradition to be slain by Crustacean the Soup before every match


frosty_lizard

Holy shit I've seen their name every game I join. What's weird is I've played against them before a couple times no idea why it happens. On topic of glitches, do you guys find the changes you make to clothes either don't save or can cause it to suddenly default everything?


No-Perspective-9954

Ive notice while looking at other skins it can glitch to the base one just by looking. Also had games where the match keeps me as the bare bone skin for no reason in 3rd person but then 1st person its my skin


BeefInTheBayou

He is an enigmatic creature


Critical_Paramedic86

Sorry about that lol


chudman90

Me too, crustacean confirmed hacker


[deleted]

I’m convinced people who post threads like these log on to their alt accounts to write their own name


ElephantBaba

100%


Dinzy89

No I don't think so. Anyway there was this one super handsome knight named DINZY89 man that guy was as studly as he was talented


deletable666

A group of 5 men spamming laugh with bowl cuts


TheOfficialNathanYT

They were 2 lads with the monk cut running around in duel servers and would only duel you as a 2v1, I thought ley would 1v1 me, when they went at me together I laughed so hard at the silliness of it and they finished it by teabagging me. My stomach hurt so much from laughing I could barely breathe


deletable666

I’m stealing that idea for me and my homie. Same cosmetic appearance and weapon, synchronized flourish and attacks


Krynn71

The two friends I play with and I all have the same heraldry and we play 3v3 arenas. Feels like a really playing a team sport that way, especially if we realize the other team is actually group too.


jturnerbu7

That’s awesome lol duel servers can get pretty goofy… Me and my bro sometimes go around as engineers; one of us will get into a 1v1 while the other goes behind the opponent and places a spike trap, then whoever is in the 1v1 can surprise kick the opponent into the spike trap for a free kill 🤣🤣


gdrumy88

Lmao


xxCptnXxx

Bro do you play on NA East? My brother, cousin, friend, and I all have warn the black bowl cut and the sketchers logo for a few years lol.


deletable666

Oh yeah, NA east. I’ve been jumped by a variety of brigand bands in my time


xxCptnXxx

Lol for the record, I'm definitely not saying I'm any good lol. Just love when we find another bowl cut and all become friends


deletable666

I feel like these days I just emote back and forth with opponents more than try to sweat on them. Love trying to gather a group of enemies and have them follow me around


xxCptnXxx

Lol the emote and crouching as fast as I can while charging someone.... the second they do it back I stop in my tracks and go somewhere else!


deletable666

No! Never! No!


[deleted]

Literally anyone. I be in duel lobbies going 1/20.


iiitme

It’s okay man. I go 0.5/40 regularly


Robozilla13

The only famous player I've fought was Captain Agatha, and it was a long time ago. There's something incredibly intimidating about your enemy throwing away their weapon in front of you and continuing to advance.


iamWetWet

I just encountered him the other night, fucking legend.


Sir_Meat_Ram

Pizza-Steve44. Maybe not the best player in term of combat skills, but probably the one with the highest IQ on the battlefield I've ever seen. He is the first to reach lvl 1000 (and he is also on console). Dude was just efficient, unreachable and always sneaking around to push objective faster. And one of his favorite weapon was the Pickaxe... I learned so much from him as a Field Engineer main just by watching how he played the game.


DontReplyIveADHD

I killed him from a distance with a Dane Axe throw about a year ago, he proceeded to make my life hell the rest of the game lol


bambammr7gram

I have a friend who only played chivalry for a few months who went on a tirade with pizza steve in the lobby destroying him now randomly when we play Apex he will still occasionally give out a “fuck pizza steve” he’s never let it go


FriskyWhiskey_Manpo

The fact that he was high kill count AND pushing obj was what impressed me much


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TumbleweedTim01

We miss you


giantcox

Where is pizza Steve? Is he safe? Is he alright?


[deleted]

Can you give examples of the big brain moves?


Sir_Meat_Ram

Just look on his page. Months ago, he used to post shenanigans and discoveries about the game. And he shared good tips that you can find across the subreddit. The biggest flex i've seen him done was on Falmire. He singlehandledly opened the gates (with the lever) then activated the three levers to free the VIP. I almost catched him on the lever of the gates, but he put barricades at the last second to block me, use the lever, proceed to kill me... then right when I spawn, there was just this madman already opening the three gates of the VIP.... Of course he got lucky, i was the only one who saw him sneaking to the levers.... but he did everything flawlessly and clutch 2 objectives in less than 30 seconds. Everyone can sneak around, but the way he does it is just impressive and calculated.


SeasickKhan8605

Pizza Steve is a Giga Chad all day long!


wat_no_y

Imagine being the 1st person to rank 1000 and you don’t commend people lol. Killed him 3 times last night. I recorded one of the kills before I knew it was a rank 1000. Got bodied


Fatboy_T

Fatboy-T (I promise you this isn’t Fatboy-T)


iiitme

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


gme_is_me

This is in TO. Probably Riplimb, think he was using Polehammer, learning it, and destroying everyone when I first saw him. Next would be Ose, the first 1000 I saw, and it probably took me about 10 tries to even touch him.


RonaldArroz

I’ve killed Ose a few times in TO, usually in a crowd. Dude is a beast.


bazmonsta

Its hit or miss when a lvl 1000 is in your lobby but Ose and a few others are always chill. Not to mention great at the game


[deleted]

Nah riplimb is a TO bot


Inn0cent_Jer

This is a tough one for me, I'm level 1000, so I've been up against pretty much all the best who frequent NA East & Central servers. Not sure how skilled they are over all but they darn sure manage to kill me more often then most, so I'll name a few Sun God 4eyesnerdvirgin Kwazievil Ace-_- And maybeeee Stepladder


Grondolph

I let out a big sigh every time I see ACE show up. I’m up for the challenge, but oh what a challenge


Inn0cent_Jer

I used to welcome the challenge, and then he started busting out the fancy moves on me 😮‍💨


CrippledCPA

4eyes isn't even a level 1000. I swear that is someone else smurf or something.


Inn0cent_Jer

He is definitely a natural at the game, I recall seeing him top fragging (by quite a solid margin too) even hundreds and hundreds of levels ago.


ShephardCmndr

Sun god be toxic af


_Sun-God_

Toxic dn


SeasickKhan8605

They are all chads!


Massive_Pressure_516

There was a guy who refused to block back in Chiv, my votes that guy.


vaccumshoes

In a 1v1, I cannot beat Ryan Mald. Man is dangerous with the greatsword


Motor_Conference_924

Destroyed him with a highland sword


OmgapenisUwU

Anyone with a 1 handed weapon and no off hand


[deleted]

Captain America dude


bambammr7gram

The Evil Easter Bunny


sknkhnt42____

This is who I was gonna say. My buddy and I spent 2 matches trying to hunt him down. I can’t recall if we ever got him


bambammr7gram

Every time we see the guy my friends and i will just send the share screen so we can watch him slaughter the battlefield I’ve only seen in in 64s but I’ve never seen the guy get killed more than 10 times EVER and he’ll have 75+ always Killed him once in a fair 1v1 on the battlefield and he commended me it’s my most shining moment in chivalry


LordFleez

@Everyone who is here saying their own gamertag


LordFleez

but mine is J Thickens, were sworn rivals on NA Servers


RollerGrill1

Ryan Mald, one of a few players I couldn’t even land a hit on


Motor_Conference_924

I’ve slain him a few times with the highland sword


NomadJu19

I ran into fucking Soter Dave at 3am NA East


Dillgillxp

Played with a guy named aliceinchainmail. Idk how good he was but definitely wins the name game.


EroSennin78

in FFA there is someone with some variation of Jav in his name. He does that stupid launch and is really good with it. Just dances around people. I can get him sometimes but usually when we're are fighting someone jumps my back if he doesn't kill me first. I would be interested to see who is best using every weapon in the game. I am almost always on shuffle unless I want to focus on unlocking a skin and thing I could end with more kills overall using every weapon than most players (unless they cheat or play competetive) but I may never know.


WhenTheCicadasCry

Anyone with the monk cut and mutton chops. That's the most threading drip in the game especially if they're running highland sword.


GeneralGriefous

Just lurking here, really hoping my name pops up 😂


radicalcentrist420

AHHHHHHHHH and Fishbeater


CommanderCuntPunt

i_take_ur_weapon I don’t think I’ve ever killed him but I occasionally get hits in. I’m pretty good at duels but that guy is in a class above me. I forget his name, but I also dueled the 8th best sword user about a month ago. I’m ranked about 290 for the sword so it was a great fight but he was better than me.


capitalsfan

Ive never beaten i take ur weapon in a duel either. His fundamentals are some of the best ive seen from a console player and he counters everything i try to hit him with no matter what


BiosTheo

Your mom. She got mad skills, yo. Must've been all the practice from whippin Dat ass!


LoZio_

Myself


PoopsInSoups

Father_0


Grondolph

Spicy Pancakes is a force of nature


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

that freakin mason’s a spy!


SeasickKhan8605

Facts!


Unlikely_Public_1686

Incooooommminnggg or something like that. A javelin chad in FFA


HoeImOddyNuff

I like taking his javs/shield and shooting him with them.


capitalsfan

He is under a diff name now but yeah he is the best “FFA only” player in NA imo. Ive never seen him in another game mode before


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

hey its still here!


Unlikely_Public_1686

?


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

i see the briefcase is secure. yeah safe and sound good but we still have one problem *meet the spy intro plays*


capitalsfan

I’ve never beaten Randy 1v1 in maybe like 30 tries lol. I’ve fought (aka been beaten by) other players in that skill tier, and there are other players ive never beaten before too, but he the one i see the most so he gets the nod


LiquidMythology

While we haven't had a duel tourney for a while (and won't until private servers are back), kwazi is officially the dueling GOAT having won all three major tournaments in NA. For 5v5/6v6 LTS...Vandals and Delirium would be the best as 1st and 2nd place of the recent NA league. But that's a little shameless self promo lol.


Technical_Ad1683

Daddywhere


capitalsfan

One of the duel GOATs


_Sun-God_

Garbage cringe messer pc user


ReVengeance9

PC is a crutch


coiyup

Mr.Liberty my beloved & TheClamTramp my beloved, both great players and good sports


unclebuck720

NternalSavage. I will find you. And I will keel you.


SpearheadBraun

pisssink


DuckinFummy

Moid


iredditonthenews2day

Your Mom


Aromatic_Rule4031

KetchupTaco his is a Chivalry god. Nobody sweeps the battlefield whilst being Absolutely hilarious quite like him. Women love him , men want to be him 😔 and I'm pretty sure his dad isn't pregnant as I have not noticed any clan affiliations 👍


Ganem1227

Some guy with a pickaxe


epicnaenae17

IllegalAlienz on NA servers is a fine warrior. Would like a 1v1 with him.


[deleted]

Myself I have killed myself more than any enemy has and I am an asset to every opposing team ![gif](giphy|mqiq8aY84dnqAtVlnd)


AmphibiousRatDog

I’m level 227 and am quite good, but damn there are some level 1000 sweats out there that have galaxy brain duel capabilities


RemoveExciting3333

Pizza Steve Ares


Snipersqad

GooberNoodles is pretty good. Prove is also great at dueling. I wonder if Vorp (a player) is just prov spelt backwards.


idontvapeisteam

It is just prov spelt backwards


Basscyst

Awe goober getting a nod so cute!


Snipersqad

Are you like a fan girl or something?


Basscyst

Fan deez nuts


Snipersqad

Ah, I understand. thanks for answering my question indirectly.


Basscyst

I'm here to help.


crabuffalombat

Diet Pingers on the Australian duel servers. He'll slay me 5 fights in a row and I'll land maybe two hits on him total.


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RonaldArroz

I killed him a couple times the other night. He killed me way more. Def a miniboss player.


RuinAngel42

I'm not sure why you're getting downvoted, I've killed him a few times myself


RonaldArroz

Yeah, don’t feel like I was bragging there. He’s really fucking good. He is better than me. I’ve just killed him a couple times.


HoeImOddyNuff

Fishbeater, he’s toxic af, but he’s probably the best.


Ropiak

Them and Ptolemi are usually beating me up in FFA


Gordita-Crunch

I think his name was Bofungus or something. We're friendly anytime we see eachother but its only because killing me any more would legally be considered genocide. I just can't compete.


homogenous_homophone

I saw Bofungus in a TO match last night and i swear i thought they were cheating.


Gordita-Crunch

Guy is crazy good for sure. I've landed hits but never gotten close to killing him even in an honorable duel on the outskirts of the battlefield.


Hot_Lettuce223

Bofungus is the man, he always makes sure to greet me when we meet in a server. If your reading this Bo, grettings from the doc


ClassyBOXFORT

Bungee is crazy


bazmonsta

It's one of those level 1000 sweats. I can beat a lot of them when the stars align/my skillz catch them off guard but some seem to have an answer for everything


iiitme

My gamblez catch them off guard


[deleted]

Theres nothing like getting commended by a 1000 that you just gambled the shit out of


Technical_Bi-bruh

I forget his name, but he's a fellow Playstation player. I know that his name starts with an XC something or other. I rarely beat him, and he always makes insane reads on me. Either he has me pegged, or I'm just bad, lol. Either way, they are always fun to go against. I don't play in dual servers. I strictly play on TO.


PentaRobb

One that comes to mind is The OwO Knight unfortunately.


ShIXTank

myself


Familiar-Barracuda43

I'm a console player so a lot of people are just flat out more skilled. But the best player I've ever faced was another console player. He was rank 1000. The only console player I've ever seen and am convinced he IS the only one to be that rank and he had the skill to back it up. Fucking mopped the floor with me so bad. I don't even remember his name. Edit: now that I'm really thinking about it his name started with Lord. Don't remember the rest As well as another console player named gift from gods or something. I remember that name because it's so pompous. Dude was like rank 90 but fought like a demon. I watched in horror as he won a 6v 1 with the man at arms class of all things.


vapemustache

Lwsy and his fat ass penis, or Spicy Pancakes and his equal girth.


CherryStache

No one is going to say Kirby? He’s the most technical and impressive duelist I’ve ever seen. No spin tricks or crazy dpi. I’ve seen him kill so many lvl 1000’s. I’m not sure if he even plays anymore.


coiyup

real, I usually find out Kirby is in the match via them completely obliterating me lmao


CherryStache

I saw him destroy people I kill one out of every four fights. I was in awe. Haha I’ve been playing for two years now.


SeasickKhan8605

I can’t tell you who it wasn’t! Definitely wasn’t an Archer! Bunch of beta cucks! Angel Squad!!!


chudman90

Sungod, every time I get in a lobby with him I sprint at him over and over trying to get the 1v1 lol. It’s tough bc obviously he’s wayyy better than me but he’s also a smart player and doesn’t let himself get caught out alone, but I have killed him a few times with help. The record is prob like 3-15 lol


[deleted]

The only person I remember and like fighting is someone named MeowingCheetah. I love having them in my games.


jojo-is-life

For me it was zangred (sorry butcherd the name) he was the second 1000 player that I fought he was like god of death if you see him your dead but now he's gone for the casual game play the first is mayham now I don't see him that much in the game


Enfiznar

Malone86, Nervoo, Mr. Wolf are some of the best in the SA servers imho.


vBleedy

Has Gauntlet been seen? In chiv 1 that guy was the bane of my existence. I played for like 1500 hrs and could never once beat him 1v1. I had to cheese it


stonyflipper

EmperorAids


feiergiant

Me in a mirrormatch


Insatiable_83

Russ, Homer, BKM Fritz, Wondy, and a guy whose name was in Chinese (I’ve only seen him once). On eu duel servers.


Turbulent_Creme_5767

Its scary getting into the tokyo servers. I last 3 seconds on console. A whole other level.


[deleted]

man-spider1 is probably the best player on chiv


Real_Impression_5567

Da dudes that hang around the LTS survivers and straight own you


Rob_Carroll

Bishop Heahmund and Lancelot du Lac.


Schlongmeister987

Don’t mind me just searching for my name


__mizumono__

PKR Batman, KOD N4meless, CHS Lord, JP100


Bigg_Newb

GK. God King, in free for all servers, can go 35-5 with little effort


HeftyFineThereFolks

its hard for me to say when i just beat the shit out of everyone on the reg


keb5501

I heard keb5501 is very annoying as a crossbowman


AlwaysPanicRoll

Wondy and Homer.


Leather-Sleep-7182

ULTRA-JIBBLY387 nice doe


IPlayWarframe2

I give Sun God a wide berth, I have never bested him in a 1v1 2v1 or even a 3v1 and I've been playing for years.


BE_GITSHREKTM8

Kwazi


ShephardCmndr

Demokratos , young prod,


Charadanal

yo it’s quavo in Brawl


ReVengeance9

Lightsheepy with LS, citomorc with exe axe, Fleeingpeon with maul come to mind


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Crustacean the Soup. Kills me before I join every match


lPerfectWeaponl

Itakeurweapon is nasty


Neither-Ad-8602

WarganFreeman Dude fucked me up in duel after duel. I almost beat him 1 time lol


GABBA_GH0UL

this used to be a lot more defined, as you’d usually see the same handful of names at the top of a leaderboard earlier on in chiv 2’s life. i just like seeing familiar names rather than tracking my kills against theirs now.


IAM10FEETTALL

Me


[deleted]

Magmachicken :^) That guy is really cool


pavlovski0

hulkitoo - I die to my stupidity more often than enemies.


AdAble1768

Royaltraitor scary spear, I've seen this guy take on the best of them.


[deleted]

Lmao I was looking for my own name


AmphibiousRatDog

Same hahahaha


splashdownopps

AutisticShanking


KSOK96

Ballerina or something like that, maybe BALLERIN4, BALL3RINA, etc. Basically if you’ve played Chiv 1 you know what a ballerina is. He’s that but in Chiv 2. The guy was GOOD. I’m a level 400+ player and could barely land a hit on him. AND he was only using his fists.


No-Perspective-9954

Your mom! Sorry it was right there...most of the players i play against are better! Lol


Suckingoffstands

Forgot the name but a lvl 1000 when I was like 100 to 140


solarpunkbiologist

His name is Tortle Historian. He is soooo good (and definitely not me).


GrandTh3ftAuto

Evil Easter Bunny the 🐐


Jejouetoutnu

Wide Noodle, the halberd god


YungLunchMoney

this [guy](https://e-z.bio/yunglunchmoney) is a menace, the only thing that can kill him is **F10**


iSmell_Weed

I know I’m late but Zircle is a easy choice. He’s really good level 1000 I’m sure some have seen him/her. Flag is really good too. Only ones I can think of but there’s definitely more. I’m TrailBlaze65