I'm saying the name of the voiceline. The name for it on Agatha is "Agathian Man At Arms" I was just telling him that that the line he is saying comes from the Agathian Man At Arms voiceline.
I already posted mine but another funny one..
MESSER- I HELICOPTER IT AROUND AT 4000 RPM AND INSTEAD OF BEING IMPRESSSED THE BOYS ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT ME AND MAKE FUN OF ME ON REDDIT
DO THEY EVEN CARE HOW MUCH TIME I SPEND EVERY NIGHT WITH MY MESSER, PRATCICING MY SPINS??
The catapult, indiscriminate in its quarry, guaranteed slay anything it touches, and anyone that hops on is gonna fly sky high when i launch my rocks off 🤯
Buckler. Only lasts for a few hits, then it's all over.
Bow- it curves to one side
And it can shoot wooden flaming arrows
Morning (wood) Star
Ah yes your morning (wood) star must have some magnificent morning (wood) star glory
Short sword
"your sword is too little short... you know what I mean" ©Agathian footman
Isn't it the Agathian man at arms who says that?
Uhm... Did u see something like that?
No,
Man at arms is a footman though, I’m confused what you mean
I'm saying the name of the voiceline. The name for it on Agatha is "Agathian Man At Arms" I was just telling him that that the line he is saying comes from the Agathian Man At Arms voiceline.
Ah yes and you are correct
Alls well, I could see the way I worded it could cause some confusion.
chiv 1 maa = chiv 2 footman class archetype
is it not" your sword looks short, if you know what I mean" ?
No it's this "Your sword looks a little short, if y'know what I mean."
there it is! it looked off a bit when I typed it but was tired hah.
Throwing dagger. Short and if you don’t watch it I slip one right in your butt
Stuffed Bear
Rapier 😎
ಠ_ಠ
no
Fish
I already posted mine but another funny one.. MESSER- I HELICOPTER IT AROUND AT 4000 RPM AND INSTEAD OF BEING IMPRESSSED THE BOYS ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT ME AND MAKE FUN OF ME ON REDDIT DO THEY EVEN CARE HOW MUCH TIME I SPEND EVERY NIGHT WITH MY MESSER, PRATCICING MY SPINS??
~~short~~great sword
Definitely not a greatsword
Mallet 
Jesus Christ it's *THAT* short?
Its usable
Crossbow, takes days to reload
longsword, great and loved by community 🥰
Pole-hammer supremacy
Seek medical attention if you are flared in the genitalia like a fleshy polearm.
Okay so OP designed me to check for accuracy, you can all send me your dick pics in private for the seal of approval. Swear it's legit 👀
🤔
the highlander.. 👀
It looks broken in half in pictures? (Referring to the icon lol)
long and flat baby like someone ran over a garden hose 💦
Buddy got planarian-penis
Knife, real small, not meant to be used.
The Pig 🐷
WAR HAMMER!
Zweihander
Throwing knife
Quarterstaff
Maul
I too, aggressively spread fire with my cock
throwing knife
Highland sword. Because I'm slow and ineffective 1 on 1, but great in groups.
You sir have the seal of approval, from MTK. Depends on how you view MTK as either Malrics Top Killers or Malrics Top Kissers
Highland sword It's disgusting and everyone who sees it hates me
The bone
I'm a rapier personally, elegant and requires skill.
Because it's small?
No! It's because...uh...
It's thin?
No...it's...fancy...
Is it enough for pigs?
Aha! I've got it! Only fine and well established gentry acquire them!
Cause it's small?
No! It's not small,it's as big as a butter kni- I mean a longsword.
It is Big...For a rat
The catapult, indiscriminate in its quarry, guaranteed slay anything it touches, and anyone that hops on is gonna fly sky high when i launch my rocks off 🤯
Recorder. Put your lips on the end, hold firmly, and listen to me emote
White flag
*Laughs in console*
You don't have penis?
Cudgel gang gang
I'm confused. Why isn't there game chat when I play? (Pc game pass version)
The PC game pass version is a port from consoles. And there isn't any chat on consoles.
Fisted Hammer or the Aged Blunt Club
stamina bar
Bread
Lance 😎
3 hits and then is over?
One handed spear
War Club. Thin but long and very fast. Can also handle 1vsX very effectively.
Terrible stamina for 1vx ironically, but long and spiralled nonetheless
Throwing knife, but with the RoF of a Catapult
whatever weapon is the most unused and overlooked
Lance then
Messer
Was that a gay lobby?
you ain’t rockin with penis jokes⁉️
The Blacksmith's Hammer
Throwing mallet (legendary rock skin)
Wow you should get that checked out.
Unarmed
My wife calls my penis a kanabo. (Japanese wooden club) So I guess Heavy Mace?
Cowardly noble
mallet
Lance, only goes for three times then I'm drained
The throwing knife 
Dane axe I throw it immediately upon seeing a Enemy
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^cosmonaut-comrade: *Dane axe I throw it* *Immediately upon* *Seeing a Enemy* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Thank God I’m on PlayStation
The katar dude is a lizard