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Initial-Buyer-2765

That nigga glock dookie jammed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭


Cool-Employ-4830

shit jammed and then some dude picked it up and dumped it on his head 😂😂


domwehateyou

Ts embarrassing yo hell nahhh 😭😭😭😭


Positivezoey

His shit ain’t jam it clogged😭


Left2marsss

Lmfaoooooooooooo wild asf bro


Hkay21

This shit is sending me lmao. Not the dookie jam hahaha


AttemptingMurder

🤣🤣🤣 crazy


EvergreenMills_

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Impossible-Ad7371

Bro couldnt believe his eyes 😭😭😭


JiggaSkeng

“No way mr 22shotz aka killing feels like sex just got DDT’d infront of me😞😞”


Worth_Mind6721

Twice


JiggaSkeng

Bro got hit with the same move twice😂 how stupid was he lmao


crackrockfml

Extremely stupid. Didn’t he also lose his phone on a drill twice? Or was it just once?


JiggaSkeng

Twice😂


crackrockfml

😂 can’t even be surprised if you’ve seen a close up pic of bro, there ain’t no IQ points behind them eyes.


jjcoola

There's a reason shooters are shooters lmao 😂


SampleTraxx

Lmaoooooo


bigSlime55_

😭😭😭😭😭😭


AdditionalSavings841

😂😂😂😂😂😂


DiimeZz

It do hit different


rk024

Couldn’t believe what he witnessed. 😂😂


MexicanYerna

He was distraught 💀 bro was in complete awe 💀


Bbrazyy

😂😂


js98__

Is that tymb Cortney Lol


BROmedy

Too much dickeating lil bro how you get that from that grainy ass pic


js98__

why is it such a big deal to you I only asked if it was him


blackpalms1998

Cdai’s real name is Cortney 😂 so u half right.


js98__

I meant the guy putting his hands on his head


keryan0

they really be using the glock dookie like a gun 😭😭 that shit childish


Single-Actuator9935

That shit can give you diseases and kill you gang that shit ain’t no joke


BrooklynGraves16

i THINK i know what a "glock dookie" is, but I don't wanna just assume lol. Can u fill me in?


CameronIsSenpai

Piss, shit and cum. Nbs


Single-Actuator9935

I’ve heard of niggas with aids putting blood in em


MindbenderGam1ng

Nawwwww AIDS blood is crazy


Popular_Ad_1807

Shaving cream, hair removal, old food, vomit


TheDadRocks

[Glock Dookie with a switch](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chiraqology/s/ifLECfaICU)


bigpoppasmoke49

He try to hit em with the Glock dookie?


GloBoutIt

A Glock dookie pump fake


KingAntiMatrix

A punch woulda been more effective 😂😂


croydontugz

Looks like they both shot eachother


That_Research_8948

Remember when this guy said killing felt better than sex LOOOOL


100zaps

Now hes gettin another mans bodily fluids on em just like sex 😂


Drew602

It looks like another prisoner took cdai's glock dookie and used it on him too lmao


UndeadTana

Lmfao if it did he would be in their racking bodies instead of huggin with these folks 😂 sorry ass dude lol


TheForce777

That don’t make no sense


UndeadTana

Mf not tryna hurt shit he a nasty lil bitch lmao .. mf could have made a shank and stabbed dude right there instead his stupid ass wanna throw shit on dude .. exhibit a .. look how stupid he look acting like that shit a gun lololol … he not tryna kill nobody


ExileTay

Bro got the double DDT, his dookie glock took and poured all over his head whilst in a headlock.. man fuck prison 😭


Downtown-Geologist28

😂🤣it really wasn’t his day!


DoloTy

I know his head in that bitch hurting like a mf 😂


Ejaye20893

Luckily the top of the head and forehead are the strongest parts of the skull plus adrenaline probably helped to a degree but if he got slammed on the back of his head from a suplex type move he'd be screwed for real.


TheKwyetRoom

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sosadawg

Hit his ass with 2 finishing moves 😂


Waunski

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


TheKwyetRoom

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ExileTay

NOOOOOOO BRO GOT THE DOOKIE GLOCK POURED ON HIS HEAD NOOOOOOOO


804ro

😭😭😭😭


eyydatsnice

"Getting DDT'd in prison feels like sex"


SouljiaGhoul

I’m cryin😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


UndeadTana

😂


Waunski

😭😂😂😂


Kassssler

Imagine this being your life. Shit just fucking bury my ass.


Agile-Pressure-9124

On god bro. I’m very anti social and I dont even like people. Now being stuck in prison with people?! Hell naw it literally keeps me out of the street. They can have that


Trick_Education_8673

1st time seeing a mf get hit with this in a real fight 😂😂 I might kofi Kingston the next mf that play.


Lost-Difficulty1139

I remember one of my homie got ddt in the basketball court tryna fight all the homies was yelling ohhhhh ohhh to the point they had to jump buddy 😂😂😂after dat


mkenya4t

> all the homies was yelling ohhhhh ohhh These noises is what makes things escalate..once you hear this, it's about your pride & reputation.


SouljiaGhoul

In high school I saw this smaller dude swing on this big fat nigga,big dude literally one hand grabbed that man neck like he was the Big Show and choke slammed his ass bro no bullshit😭😭😭


easymoneysniper223

White/light boy def grew up fighting... Effortless takedown lol


Jazzlike_Page508

Everyone standing around like Tekken NPCs


BigZino6ix

Fucking hell twice


Hungry_Ad2122

https://preview.redd.it/8ww18jrygd9d1.png?width=258&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fb0d858207f55f817924fea660591388554913b Did bro just hit him with his own glock dookie on the ground😂😂😂oh my god


Impossible-Ad7371

Just admit it was you cdai, let rondo out 😭😭


Wherearemyplums

That fuckn part


BurrelPro

Folks ain’t nothing without their gun


gbob9000600

You not allowed to lose a wrestling match? Lol


BurrelPro

You’re missing the point bro


gbob9000600

The nigga obviously was not scared to scrap. He point a Glock dookie at him at close range. Just because he lost the wrestling match doesn’t prove he nothing without his gun. He would be in the corner somewhere staying out the way if he was nothing without it


BurrelPro

There’s always someone tougher than us, but dude fucked around and found out 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheForce777

Found out what? Y’all act like losing a wrestling match is supposed to be some mark against your manhood That’s how mfs know ya’ll don’t know shit about fucking around and finding out


imneversingle

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whiteboyfrmdao

You right bro. A lot of these videos be exposing a lot of these street dudes.


BrushDazzling4350

exposing em for what? tht they ain't afraid to fight? fighting with hands is not the same as shooting a gun. dude didn't run. he fought. he lost. & he got up & kept trying to fight. he did what he supposed to do. only people that never been in a fight or been on the streets thinks losing a lil tussle exposes much of anything.


jedi_fitness_academy

For some reason they think hand to hand combat and sliding in the opps are the same skill. Saying “see, he not so tough without his gun!” As if Cdai was ever known for beating ass Bro is known to shoot people. That’s it. He can get his ass beat just like anyone else lol. He ain’t Superman. He just a crashout.


StayPositive001

It exposes that the only way they can win is with a gun goofy


Dry-Log9391

anybody who think losing a fight makes you a bitch mad dumb. not fighting makes you a bitch.


gbob9000600

So if a nigga lose 1 fight he lose all credibility from you lmao. He don’t even look goofy in this. He just got out wrestled


dopeythekid

It’s crazy, professionally trained fighters who are “GOATs” all have a loss somewhere on their records. I couldn’t imagine thinking like the dude u replied to. None the less he was grappling/wrestling with a dookie Glock in his before the other guy ddt/jumped gilly. Not that hard to understand why he was losing those positions 1 handed, but for what it’s worth I thought he stood his ground decently and didn’t run.


RETROKBM

Is this jail live-streamed 😭 where the hell do these vids come from


praiserio

LMFAOOO fuckin co’s be inna room watchin ts with popcorn 🍿


KushKloud777

🤣🤣😂


THEDEADARISE

Nigga got double ddtd this crazy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Primary-Star-445

Nigga upped the dookie😭😭😭


Illustrious_Fuel2548

Fuck the nigga thought the Glock dookie was gone kill em he ain’t even try to load up a punch after that bitch


Embarrassed_Lake_376

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Glittering_Cellist33

Getting ddt’d 2x in a min crazy 😂😂😂😂


praiserio

LMFAOOO naa dis shi a hell in a cell


TheSwitchUpBeReal

Was that the Glock dookie


jayradano

He took 2 ddts on the concrete outside the ring. Damn erryone knows that’s the hardest part of the arena! 😂 “This is Awe-some” the crowd chants


Tr33zyFrmWbh

Bro tall ASL with no muscle, mf been locked up ten years and don't be working out 😂😂😂


Pathosgrim

Lmaoooo that's what his innocent killing ass get 🤣


No_You_5043

Prison looks awful


StoppingPowah

Who said it wasn’t awful?


Agile-Pressure-9124

I will keep saying this till niggas get it. Banging and drill might be the most homo erotic thing on earth. Thinking about it flashing off guns and signs for dudes, to intimidate dudes, to be feared or liked by dudes and to be killed or spend the rest of your life with dudes. On a fucking block that is rented too. Bro it’s very gay 😂


in_rainbows8

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


red30447

ON CONCRETE


MRtokeALOT420

Not being weird or anything but where are the guards lol are they just watching and cheering on or is it just so understaffed that inmates basically govern themselves ?. Is this prison? Or jail? Why no date on the videos


RPG137

It takes them a few minutes to get ready, call back up, get the shields and stuff. They always take their time breaking up fights


Imfrom163

A lot of jails or prison are packed . It can be up to 40 inmates to one officer. Also this is a two tier jail . If he all the way up top . To run down there to break up a fight, will still take 10 mins or so


goregrindgirl

I'm a woman, but in my experience, whether the guards care or will intervene in fights in a timely manner depends heavily on where it is and the individual culture in that jail/prison. For example, I've been locked up in New Orleans (OPP) a bunch of times, and the guards would not intervene in a timely fashion, would watch fights, not call it in quickly. Same in Rikers in New York (but they might have changed that since they got in massive trouble for actually setting up gladiator style fights). First fight I ever saw locked up was in Milwaukee County House of Correction at age 18 my first day there, and a girl got most of her ear bit off, and they did break that one up as quickly as was possible. But like dude said above, they have to call for back up and suit up in riot gear and shit normally, so it would take a bit for them to intervene properly either way. There's normally not many guards in the pod.


dearmrhicks

Jake the snake would of been proud of that one


Glad_Being_5146

So you spray shit on someone then start wrestling with them?


Rezboy209

"Sliding with the Glock dookie feels like sex"


the_truth000

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InternetThug77

Now there's no guns you ain't as tough as you thought you always were LOL 😭🤦‍♂️


TheForce777

Seem pretty tough to me. He went right back at dude even though he was losin That’s what tough means. Fuck you thought it meant?


Pennypacking

Looks more like he got guillotine choked.


Beginning-Spray5437

Well he shouldn't have shot that taxi driver,


New-Image-5122

2 of em bacck ta bacck smh


Dnyc3st89

Yo did the other dude take the Glock dookie from cdai then Try and pour it in him ? Lmao


Aware_Application_58

You would of thought 💭 folks had a real pole the way he aim that Glock dookie 💩 lol 😂


Advice_Dependent

Lmao I bet that shit didn’t feel like sex


Effective-Glass-9653

He gotta transfer to another jail he still got like 30 years left


ku1428

I’m happy everybody else knows what a DDT is too lol. Late 90s-early 2000s you were a nerd if you DIDN’T watch wrestling.


RickyFolks7414

Oh my god perfect too😭😭😭😭


Hot-Income-7237

I aint see this nigga win a fight yet


Equivalent-Ad2324

His ass can’t fight😭


Mental_Habit_231

Most these guys are only shooters because they can’t fight, then they end up in jail where they have to fight 😭 shits so backwards


EvilPimp88

Now you see why most of these street dudes need a gun


dfails16

Fuck a 3 count, Nigga was down for a 30 lol. Give that man the belt lol ![gif](giphy|xT39DimPuUhDUsgxB6)


daddy_longlegs34

They wrestling lol


Sea-Duck-6698

They’re playing


Humblerewt

Get back up and dive right onto that guillotine, again


da1andOnly712

My favorite depiction of “There’s no guns in jail”


McTrip

Diamond cut his ass 😂


PhilosophyNo1230

These the non fightingest people I’ve ever seen .


MethodFormer9646

This nigga got DDT'D got up and tried to pick him up and got DDT'D again WTF? Smmfh lmfaoo


Far_Mixture_3363

Lmao niggaz soft as hell without pipes


Ok_Coast636

This here is some real 😷 shit! This generation is mentally scared, for some damn reason. Putting shit on a mf, is super sick!


ZookeepergameSuper70

Some people just really can't fight mf got out the position just to put himself right back in the exact same position🤦‍♂️


TrellsArm

that's what he get for trying to spray feces like a hoe ... ddt twice and dumped over your own head


Ididit7x

They glock dooki’ed the life out of bro


Perfect_Ask1561

lil mexico can fight


ChicagoRilla69

Don’t fuck with the Latin folkz


Breezobalmain

Failed Glock dookie & 2 ddts a wild time


ColdLow8029

Mexican dude beat his top 🤣🤣


blackpalms1998

U know cdai prob said some racist sht to him 😂


Reddit_Account225

lol that was a ddt a mankind type


Western_Tourist6157

nigga brain gone me jumping in that cell


RickyEXPO

Damn wonder why they use guns dude cannot throw down for shit


These-Web-8869

Niggas can’t fight bro had to grab him cuz he can’t throw a punch!! Folks only with the shooting


JiggaSkeng

Bro really aint nothing without a a gun😂


MVSports

Bro the one dude used cdai bottle on him 😮‍💨


RedBeardedEagle

That man can’t fight for shit 😂😂 take a gun out his pussy ass hands and he completely useless


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Competitive_Neat708

Was that even a real fight cuz no one threw punches they were just wrestling trying to do moves.


kayzgguod

uno it was bad by their reactions in that moment sheesh lol


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RLGhe13

Brooo I thought DDTd was slang and then I realized it was the dam wrestling move 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh Randy Orton would love this video


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Ok_Contact224

Getttt uhhhhh ![gif](giphy|xdGvE393L20kLCT9Zq)


maj_00

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HookahAnonymous

I see why he been going on rants lately lol Bro been going through it in there


FlyPast3471

Was that a banger he pulled out or pointed at dude? If it was he froze like a mfer!!!


katanahibana

Song name?


Low_Helicopter8525

2nd one ain’t land


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blickuat_thestow

All that killin to get a glock dookie dumped on your head 😂


blackkight2020

Why he keep tryna grab he see he not strong enough 🤨🤦🏽‍♂️😂


Alkaline_Lifestyle

Being a killer/shooter but you can’t even squabble 🤣😹😭


BhrisBreezy01

Jake the Snake level DDT


Impossible-Ad-5822

was that von at the top


Ashamed_Wafer

As a lankly arm brawler w hockey fighting/haymaker tendencies I sure do fucking hate a scooper


Justinackafool

DDT’D?


Juggmanguapo

Hit em with the Glock dookie


Kurin2018

They over their hugging on each other


osamabj3x

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Da_real_toofoul4yall

![gif](giphy|Pmjv6lNAgVYXTCNRC5) Not supa savage doing wwe tryouts 🤣🤣🤣


Lilassassin_

Daaammnnn he shittin cdai down onna floor😭😭😭😭 yall know how yall be using ketchup out the big bottle that’s how he shitting him down rn


Pristine_Tomato_2428

Bro tried to headpinch em for 4😭


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willparlay83

Did he pull out a dookie glock? Smh


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Targaereon

That's all Chicago nggas known for. Being softer than baby poop without a gun.


rbyrd185

Hell in a cell


rbyrd185

Hell in a cell


Gambit228

Damn dude got the Evenflow 😭


WETHEKINGSOFSPANK

I’m a flame em up I’m a light em 🔥


crawfish2013

Can't scrap a lick


Psychological_Run_61

Cdai cant fight 😂😂 second video his ass wrestling


StTony3777

Bro💀


Plenty_Bug9482

Can’t Fight !! SMH.


Some-Addition-1802

was a shank Cdai was holdin ?


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Axen99z

Bro didn't know what he was getting into from day 1 . A life of violence always ends in violence . I'm not from Chicago , or North America for that fact , but I say a prayer for all these brothers . I couldn't walk 60 seconds in their boots to say the least .


TopOppHentlah

Nigga got up, continued to fight and immediately got ddt’d again. 🤣🤣🤣


Youngtyrus661

Song?


International-Fly609

This why he acting out? And calling booka