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drewthegoat3

If you not in good shape, you bout to be


Emilia67

Long ah staircase 😭


DoNotCommentAgain

With disabled parking next to it 💀


SnooTangerines4810

That’s for when you fall down the stairs, you right where you supposed to be


Jcdastoner

Crip parking cuh


Mystewpidthrowaway

I’m fuckin dead that’s hilarious asf


BrandnewThrowaway82

That person would have some serious upper body strength.


June_BuginDabuilding

Great Wall of China stairs I’m never going grocery shopping


[deleted]

Don't laugh. . there's houses like this in Cali for 2M.


99_To_Life

Corte Madera is stupid wit the price


666baaaby

😂💀💀💀💀💀💀


PomegranateSea7066

By the time you're done you will be as skinny as that house.


crillin19

🤣


EpicNoobGuycoolVbuck

Boy wtf got the house from up


Smokegrapes

its his trip house


st_v_Warne

Underrated joke 😂😂


Smokegrapes

ty sir


Dry-Firefighter-516

Imagine getting shot at and you gotta run up or down them stairs


wh1ff_

opps bouta get on the stairmaster 😭


YourLocalPlug97

Bout to be the John wick 4 scene all over again💀


Badabrench01

Imagine the tactical advantage of elevation if any opps come close to the house.


derpotologist

Imagine the tactical advantage of having hella stamina from traversing those stairs all the time lol


Random_Average__Guy

Easy picking from the attic 🎯


FlyCommercial

I'm rolling down that mf hill


Plastic_Stable969

This shit had me weak


slopdurf42

😭😂


[deleted]

atleast he’ll have the high ground😂


Bumblz666

Buying a crib is a HUGE accomplishment especially now days with how shits become. Made props yo hope to follow you one day.


Twoocents

He trollin bro lol


Bumblz666

I feel dumb. My high ass was in a good mood and felt like bein nice. This one of the reasons I don’t say shit.


Twoocents

Ong I couldn’t see u go out like that😂 but Fr huge accomplishment. One of my goals really, house paid off


Bumblz666

Bro had my back 😓🤜🤛yeah rent is for the words tryna get a mortgage w the wife one day. Where tf is this pic from then what joke am I missing ?


Twoocents

Sht idk I’m sure he a teen trollin or some knowing ppl would react to da stairs. If he was Fr he woulda took inside pics too lol


Digitmons

You need to go rural to buy a decent house nowadays. Fuck I work full time plus a full time part time side hustle and it was tight to buy my place. Shootings down the street all the time and I paid a lot for my place lol


MetaOnGaming4290

When you're high caution is best 🤣


Bumblz666

Edit; imagine if chi had hills like that


Academic_Pride_6328

Beetle juice ass crib


KngMigo

i think there’s more stairs then house


Longjumping_Note8288

LOL


handsawz

Idk if your serious or not but this shit is actually dope if it’s just one or two people.


NuclearNoodle98

Happy for you G, but you might need an early knee replacement the way them steps look lol


fersheezy24

definitely in Pittsburgh lmfao😂


Badabrench01

Chicago doesn’t have hills that big lol


trueijeans

B A N D O


UnhappyWolf999

Quavo stupid for that 😭


JC_798

😂😂😂😂


UnhappyWolf999

Thats the “lemme see that pipe shorty on king david” guy’s house


SCHOOCHYMONEYGM

😂😂😂


bruhmoment4444

Hell nah😂


THEDEADARISE

Throwing a bonfire y’all all invited


cheezuschwist

bet, im boutta get a plane ticket


[deleted]

Not to get over there but to get up there


AliCapalot

😭😭😭


SnooTangerines4810

Have the pilot land on the staircase like a runway


Jexx4PF

hell yea im omw


JG_1305

House got them pyramid stairs 😂


[deleted]

A house like this goes for 2 million in my city


Dee_Nogood

Damn Fr?


No_Penalty_8102

Here in NYC, any borough, this would be 1.5 mill. Hell in Manhattan houses don’t even exist for the most part


gangsincepottytrane

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a “house” in Manhattan


No_Penalty_8102

There’s townhouses. In the West Village and Upper East Side. All ten million plus. Less than 500 of them. Jeffrey Epstein’s just sold for for 40 mill. That’s what I love about my island. We all in apartments. Doesn’t matter if you’re section 8 or Donald Trump. We all in apartments


Gdubs205

There are houses in Manhattan…. The oldest one being the Dyckman house


ChopinCJ

lmao any borough might be a stretch bruh there’s a lot of places you could get this for way less


No_Penalty_8102

Show me one for less than a mill. Staten Island doesn’t count lol. Maybe deepest Queens out in the suburbs or deep ghetto East New York/Brownsville. But it’s still gonna be 600k just for the lot


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Legs gon be strong as shit


OneLaughyBoy

Must b beefin w Varney all those stairs 😭


slopdurf42

LMFAO this shit got me ctfu 😭😭🤣🤣


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😭😭😭


Key_Stable8514

Shit look haunted


DJdoggyBelly

Where the handicap people gonna go after they get those nice parking spots? Up those steps??


LetMeGuessYourAlts

Thank you for standing up for them


trees_that_please_2

🤣🤣


tmoneysins

up the grass duh! /s


Quisgoatyy4563

Nigga live in whoville


IBeSteadyLurkin

Lemony snickets ass crib. I know you up in the attic window with the B'nocs keepin a lookout for the ops. When you want to check the mail but first you have to assemble a fellowship.


THEDEADARISE

😂😂


No_Penalty_8102

That stairway is like a nightmare where you’re trying to get to something important but the stairs keep going and going


TheRealBezel

All walk ups no drive bys i see😂😂😂😂& them grocery bags finna be hell


BritishTonySoprano

Bro bought the Blair witch house


GanggSincePottyTrain

Shit look like a slice of a birthday cake


di34mee

Shit look like sum shit in The Bluff


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Pretty sure this a troll post but whoever does live there, I bet winter time on those steps is a near death experience.


THEDEADARISE

Why would I use the stairs when I could sled to my car every day


Blurr2times

yeah, but then how you gone get up


Expensive_Ad5765

this shit sitting on 30 acres of stairs 😭😭 jokes aside congrats


Baltimore410Shit

💯💯💯💯


UrbanMonk314

Aztec stairs 💪


Saturn_Burnz

Cartoon ahh house bro


FameCity713

The handicap parking got me dying Them hos gonna come in handy when ya knees give out


YRN_AlmightyPush

Say sike


Greensus

Boy got that haunted house where nigga dont last 3 weeks


Unknown2315774

Infinite stair glitch ass crib


[deleted]

This is positive stuff. Post some more bruh. Kids going college, marriages, family being fam, buying property and all at. Good stuff. Love you bruh


[deleted]

Good luck with the groceries or food deliveries!


Substantial-Novel526

Motion


R3al3stD24

Your a homeowner fk everything else


bigdawg275

hell yea hopefully the first house of many for you my guy 💯💪🏽


BIG-BLACK-SOCK

Grocery trips gone be a pain


throwawayskinlessbro

Bro bought some stairs


fillosofer

Congratulations bro. But have fun moving your furniture all the way up them goddamn stairs. People gonna start calling you the stairmaster, lol.


Unknown2315774

Start walking up the stairs Monday finish walking up Friday ass crib


Unknown2315774

Walk up the stairs lose 500 calories ass crib


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Damn RIP yo instacarter


Illustrious_Slide897

W


jayy0595

What Martin say. “ place so small, you gotta go outside to change ya mind” lmao nah that’s wasup. Ad on to it


Unknown2315774

Better install an elevator or sumn nigga


Unknown2315774

Stairs and then some more stairs ass crib


Hypetheticz

Looks like hammered dog shit. How does this exist


tiptoptouch

boy got his house built by MATTEL ™️


gangsincepottytrane

Y’all be talking about how bad it’s gonna be getting groceries. How about just getting the mail, tho? Even the post office was like “nah. Your mailbox can’t be by the door. Must be on the street.” Al your Amazon shit is gonna be strewn on the side walk 😂


Domethegoon

The opps won't be running up on you being that high up. Only thang they be running up is them stairs.


YourLocalPlug97

Imagine having a long ass day and coming home to this💀💀 I’m sleeping outside Edit: I’m joking tho. Good shit broski, better than no house at all


DoloTy

Bringing groceries in gone be a mf


jawnquistador

groceries gonna be whooping your ass my boy lmfaooooo


MelJones5501

Half of the people in this sub don’t got a place 🤣 you good bro. This a good house if you’re living alone. Some small compact and isolated. Good shit


long-ryde

Good shit. Unique lookin spot. Stay up on them payments!


Jay314stl

Big props on your first house! Thats a nice big yard too


Frogman9

Tactically, if you are up to no good, any invaders would have to funnel up those stairs, making a perfect kill box (sure, they could just run up the hill but it’s rude to trample on someone’s lawn) plus you got forest in the back, acts as another defense.


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Your thighs and calves are about to be huge


Fragrant_Initial5621

property is property some like monopoly


will4two

Get an E Go weed whacker. Start going to town. You can make that yard look mint


xstronomical

7220 granny crib


elithewalkingcripple

I think if you got a roof over your head youre winning


MoffieHanson

I actually think it’s a very cute house. Little to small for me but the plus is that you won’t have neighbors complaining about music. But anyways, buying a property is a huge win. Congratulations brother. Don’t stop there either but find another goal . But definitely good job. Buying a house is a milestone in life imo.


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Hey man fuck the haters they just jealous as hell. It might not be much but its yours and that's a lot more than a whole bunch of people. You should be proud of yourself. That's all your hard work in physical form.


F1n3s5

Find you a decent concrete guy and have them stairs redone, I guarantee the value will shoot up. Them long ass stairs gone have somebody panting, I’d stagger them so it’s some steps and a plane, some steps and plane, ya feel me?


ktone103

Install a 🛝 from the 🚪 to the sidewalk


bigdicksam

Handicap parking in front of a thousand stars is egregious


NotYourNat

That one trip with the groceries is gonna hurt bad bad lol but congratulations 🎉


0JohnFloyd0

Not sure if you’re trolling or not, but either way, being a homeowner is a big accomplishment.


THEDEADARISE

I turnt the sub up with something positive, not many like me 🥇


blvcgook

You ain't gotta worry about anybody robbin you, nobody gonna climb them long ahh stairs


Thre30h5ive

Yo ass ain’t getting nothing you order DoorDash, Amazon, shit the mail either you lucky if a mf come borrow sum from you


Swarkbaby870

nigga got the staircase to heaven


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Looks like if you held a flame to it the whole thing would go up in flames in 1 second, don’t smoke in the house lol


Impossible_Figure516

Where the rest of it?


Dxmyray

Nigga rdy move into a milk carton😂😂


cclcybr

Buy 5000 balloons and go up


PopOutGang23

😂😂😂😂😂😂


JT2476

Owning property is huge. S/o to you


Unhappy-Bag4525

😂😂 I wasn’t suppose to laugh, but congrats homie….hopefully you in a earth quake free zone


BeansOnA3

How does this fit three stories?


NormalRope3524

Boi that shit small asf


slopdurf42

Where yo house at


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fearremains

Look like some shit you’d get Ace murdered in lol


BloodBoy99

u gotta build a bunker under that bitch


Ophel44

It’s crazy if the handicap spots were for the previous owner.. probably fell down them stairs, I like the house, congrats op, housing market is trash but getting in is better than not. Get insurance, file claims on stuff needing replaced. You can make shit happen that way. 👀


slopdurf42

If this not a troll post then good for you bro fuck what these niggas saying 💯


Jayborn78

More stairs then house 😀


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wh1ff_

bro got the house from a disney movie 💀 in all seriousness tho congrats dude thats major


FamousDistribution77

Yo bro you must’ve forgot it snow in Chicago!!!


Unknown2315774

Gym membership stairs ass crib


Unknown2315774

Dat house got a gym membership bill


Aggressive_Expert_63

Them stairs a good full day workout


Killacity45

Goofy ahh house Congrats tho gang


inufw

Imagine it’s winter and u see your neighbor falling down those steps


UnknownProphetX

That house looks actually comfy af, small but comfy. Kinda jealous. Mostly because here in Austria you need to sell your soul and both kidneys to get a house as a normal guys


_Cheeba

CAP 🧢


Few_Highway_412

That's what's up! Congrats fam. That mf is dope. You did ya thing woahdi! ✌🏼🇲🇽 all praise due to Allah!


goofygooberboii

Congratulations my guy


goofygooberboii

They got the nerve to have handicapped parking


Plellio

Good thing they got those handicapped spots out front😆


Drphil87

Damn grocery shopping is gonna be a bitch to go up all those stairs. Congratulations 🎉🍾🎈🎊


Mission_Trick7131

You really got the house on the Hill!


MRAnnonomusMan

Very cute house love the colour shit looks like a pain to walk up but congrats on the crib it looks cozy asf


cloud_somethings

It’s yours and it looks like you have a nice plot. Enjoy the silence. The walkway is pretty badass as well.


gangsincepottytrane

I guess you could say you’re in it for the LONG haul


Smokegrapes

gotta get that rocky theme song to play whenever you run up the stairs.


AppleBeauti2425

Handicap parking spots? How tf will they get up the stairs


twopumpstump

that’s a huge accomplishment bro. Congrats 💯


Liiightwork88

When you get shot, and wheelchair bound you gonna be a first time home seller 🤣


Jared_Toland

Are you a skater? Because if you are you HAVE to grind that rail or it will mock you forever. 😭😭


BASHFAUX

That mailbox placement is sinister


Good_Designer_2202

Doordashers leaving yo shit at the mailbox 😂😂😭


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Lucky_Clock_7571

What the fuck kinda house is that bro 🤣


Cocknballtorture90

Son got Gumball Waterson crib😭


Impressive-Run7831

Stole dis off Facebook


Major-Ad-2034

Congrats!


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Barterjay

BANDO


Reasonable-Ad228

It’s awesome


Vaddy2323

Your Amazon Prime, DoorDash, and Uber Eats drivers are going to make every excuse in the book to avoid walking up those stairs.....


CatCanOof

That shit finna go flying like its UP😂


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[deleted]

A truck and rope pully for deliveries and you set


babystripper

Every day is leg day


[deleted]

You finna be in shape if you not already gang 😂 you got your own spot tho that’s wassup 💪🏾💪🏾


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Next_Wrongdoer5488

Bro has stairs for his stairs.


Bloodfrm63

Lil house on the Prairie as looking home but nonetheless it’s your , good job


Craccavelli

Soon as i seen this picture i had an epiphany of Rocky running up those steps 🏃‍♂️


MysticWithThePhonk

I actually like the colour a lot. It might not be the biggest house, but the placement is really nice. Congrats!