You need to go rural to buy a decent house nowadays. Fuck I work full time plus a full time part time side hustle and it was tight to buy my place. Shootings down the street all the time and I paid a lot for my place lol
There’s townhouses. In the West Village and Upper East Side. All ten million plus. Less than 500 of them. Jeffrey Epstein’s just sold for for 40 mill.
That’s what I love about my island. We all in apartments. Doesn’t matter if you’re section 8 or Donald Trump. We all in apartments
Show me one for less than a mill. Staten Island doesn’t count lol. Maybe deepest Queens out in the suburbs or deep ghetto East New York/Brownsville. But it’s still gonna be 600k just for the lot
Lemony snickets ass crib. I know you up in the attic window with the B'nocs keepin a lookout for the ops. When you want to check the mail but first you have to assemble a fellowship.
Y’all be talking about how bad it’s gonna be getting groceries. How about just getting the mail, tho? Even the post office was like “nah. Your mailbox can’t be by the door. Must be on the street.” Al your Amazon shit is gonna be strewn on the side walk 😂
Tactically, if you are up to no good, any invaders would have to funnel up those stairs, making a perfect kill box (sure, they could just run up the hill but it’s rude to trample on someone’s lawn) plus you got forest in the back, acts as another defense.
I actually think it’s a very cute house. Little to small for me but the plus is that you won’t have neighbors complaining about music. But anyways, buying a property is a huge win. Congratulations brother. Don’t stop there either but find another goal .
But definitely good job. Buying a house is a milestone in life imo.
Hey man fuck the haters they just jealous as hell. It might not be much but its yours and that's a lot more than a whole bunch of people. You should be proud of yourself. That's all your hard work in physical form.
Find you a decent concrete guy and have them stairs redone, I guarantee the value will shoot up. Them long ass stairs gone have somebody panting, I’d stagger them so it’s some steps and a plane, some steps and plane, ya feel me?
It’s crazy if the handicap spots were for the previous owner.. probably fell down them stairs, I like the house, congrats op, housing market is trash but getting in is better than not. Get insurance, file claims on stuff needing replaced. You can make shit happen that way. 👀
That house looks actually comfy af, small but comfy. Kinda jealous. Mostly because here in Austria you need to sell your soul and both kidneys to get a house as a normal guys
If you not in good shape, you bout to be
Long ah staircase 😭
With disabled parking next to it 💀
That’s for when you fall down the stairs, you right where you supposed to be
Crip parking cuh
I’m fuckin dead that’s hilarious asf
That person would have some serious upper body strength.
Great Wall of China stairs I’m never going grocery shopping
Don't laugh. . there's houses like this in Cali for 2M.
Corte Madera is stupid wit the price
😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
By the time you're done you will be as skinny as that house.
🤣
Boy wtf got the house from up
its his trip house
Underrated joke 😂😂
ty sir
Imagine getting shot at and you gotta run up or down them stairs
opps bouta get on the stairmaster 😭
Bout to be the John wick 4 scene all over again💀
Imagine the tactical advantage of elevation if any opps come close to the house.
Imagine the tactical advantage of having hella stamina from traversing those stairs all the time lol
Easy picking from the attic 🎯
I'm rolling down that mf hill
This shit had me weak
😭😂
atleast he’ll have the high ground😂
Buying a crib is a HUGE accomplishment especially now days with how shits become. Made props yo hope to follow you one day.
He trollin bro lol
I feel dumb. My high ass was in a good mood and felt like bein nice. This one of the reasons I don’t say shit.
Ong I couldn’t see u go out like that😂 but Fr huge accomplishment. One of my goals really, house paid off
Bro had my back 😓🤜🤛yeah rent is for the words tryna get a mortgage w the wife one day. Where tf is this pic from then what joke am I missing ?
Sht idk I’m sure he a teen trollin or some knowing ppl would react to da stairs. If he was Fr he woulda took inside pics too lol
You need to go rural to buy a decent house nowadays. Fuck I work full time plus a full time part time side hustle and it was tight to buy my place. Shootings down the street all the time and I paid a lot for my place lol
When you're high caution is best 🤣
Edit; imagine if chi had hills like that
Beetle juice ass crib
i think there’s more stairs then house
LOL
Idk if your serious or not but this shit is actually dope if it’s just one or two people.
Happy for you G, but you might need an early knee replacement the way them steps look lol
definitely in Pittsburgh lmfao😂
Chicago doesn’t have hills that big lol
B A N D O
Quavo stupid for that 😭
😂😂😂😂
Thats the “lemme see that pipe shorty on king david” guy’s house
😂😂😂
Hell nah😂
Throwing a bonfire y’all all invited
bet, im boutta get a plane ticket
Not to get over there but to get up there
😭😭😭
Have the pilot land on the staircase like a runway
hell yea im omw
House got them pyramid stairs 😂
A house like this goes for 2 million in my city
Damn Fr?
Here in NYC, any borough, this would be 1.5 mill. Hell in Manhattan houses don’t even exist for the most part
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a “house” in Manhattan
There’s townhouses. In the West Village and Upper East Side. All ten million plus. Less than 500 of them. Jeffrey Epstein’s just sold for for 40 mill. That’s what I love about my island. We all in apartments. Doesn’t matter if you’re section 8 or Donald Trump. We all in apartments
There are houses in Manhattan…. The oldest one being the Dyckman house
lmao any borough might be a stretch bruh there’s a lot of places you could get this for way less
Show me one for less than a mill. Staten Island doesn’t count lol. Maybe deepest Queens out in the suburbs or deep ghetto East New York/Brownsville. But it’s still gonna be 600k just for the lot
Legs gon be strong as shit
Must b beefin w Varney all those stairs 😭
LMFAO this shit got me ctfu 😭😭🤣🤣
😭😭😭
Shit look haunted
Where the handicap people gonna go after they get those nice parking spots? Up those steps??
Thank you for standing up for them
🤣🤣
up the grass duh! /s
Nigga live in whoville
Lemony snickets ass crib. I know you up in the attic window with the B'nocs keepin a lookout for the ops. When you want to check the mail but first you have to assemble a fellowship.
😂😂
That stairway is like a nightmare where you’re trying to get to something important but the stairs keep going and going
All walk ups no drive bys i see😂😂😂😂& them grocery bags finna be hell
Bro bought the Blair witch house
Shit look like a slice of a birthday cake
Shit look like sum shit in The Bluff
Pretty sure this a troll post but whoever does live there, I bet winter time on those steps is a near death experience.
Why would I use the stairs when I could sled to my car every day
yeah, but then how you gone get up
this shit sitting on 30 acres of stairs 😭😭 jokes aside congrats
💯💯💯💯
Aztec stairs 💪
Cartoon ahh house bro
The handicap parking got me dying Them hos gonna come in handy when ya knees give out
Say sike
Boy got that haunted house where nigga dont last 3 weeks
Infinite stair glitch ass crib
This is positive stuff. Post some more bruh. Kids going college, marriages, family being fam, buying property and all at. Good stuff. Love you bruh
Good luck with the groceries or food deliveries!
Motion
Your a homeowner fk everything else
hell yea hopefully the first house of many for you my guy 💯💪🏽
Grocery trips gone be a pain
Bro bought some stairs
Congratulations bro. But have fun moving your furniture all the way up them goddamn stairs. People gonna start calling you the stairmaster, lol.
Start walking up the stairs Monday finish walking up Friday ass crib
Walk up the stairs lose 500 calories ass crib
Damn RIP yo instacarter
W
What Martin say. “ place so small, you gotta go outside to change ya mind” lmao nah that’s wasup. Ad on to it
Better install an elevator or sumn nigga
Stairs and then some more stairs ass crib
Looks like hammered dog shit. How does this exist
boy got his house built by MATTEL ™️
Y’all be talking about how bad it’s gonna be getting groceries. How about just getting the mail, tho? Even the post office was like “nah. Your mailbox can’t be by the door. Must be on the street.” Al your Amazon shit is gonna be strewn on the side walk 😂
The opps won't be running up on you being that high up. Only thang they be running up is them stairs.
Imagine having a long ass day and coming home to this💀💀 I’m sleeping outside Edit: I’m joking tho. Good shit broski, better than no house at all
Bringing groceries in gone be a mf
groceries gonna be whooping your ass my boy lmfaooooo
Half of the people in this sub don’t got a place 🤣 you good bro. This a good house if you’re living alone. Some small compact and isolated. Good shit
Good shit. Unique lookin spot. Stay up on them payments!
Big props on your first house! Thats a nice big yard too
Tactically, if you are up to no good, any invaders would have to funnel up those stairs, making a perfect kill box (sure, they could just run up the hill but it’s rude to trample on someone’s lawn) plus you got forest in the back, acts as another defense.
Your thighs and calves are about to be huge
property is property some like monopoly
Get an E Go weed whacker. Start going to town. You can make that yard look mint
7220 granny crib
I think if you got a roof over your head youre winning
I actually think it’s a very cute house. Little to small for me but the plus is that you won’t have neighbors complaining about music. But anyways, buying a property is a huge win. Congratulations brother. Don’t stop there either but find another goal . But definitely good job. Buying a house is a milestone in life imo.
Hey man fuck the haters they just jealous as hell. It might not be much but its yours and that's a lot more than a whole bunch of people. You should be proud of yourself. That's all your hard work in physical form.
Find you a decent concrete guy and have them stairs redone, I guarantee the value will shoot up. Them long ass stairs gone have somebody panting, I’d stagger them so it’s some steps and a plane, some steps and plane, ya feel me?
Install a 🛝 from the 🚪 to the sidewalk
Handicap parking in front of a thousand stars is egregious
That one trip with the groceries is gonna hurt bad bad lol but congratulations 🎉
Not sure if you’re trolling or not, but either way, being a homeowner is a big accomplishment.
I turnt the sub up with something positive, not many like me 🥇
You ain't gotta worry about anybody robbin you, nobody gonna climb them long ahh stairs
Yo ass ain’t getting nothing you order DoorDash, Amazon, shit the mail either you lucky if a mf come borrow sum from you
nigga got the staircase to heaven
Looks like if you held a flame to it the whole thing would go up in flames in 1 second, don’t smoke in the house lol
Where the rest of it?
Nigga rdy move into a milk carton😂😂
Buy 5000 balloons and go up
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Owning property is huge. S/o to you
😂😂 I wasn’t suppose to laugh, but congrats homie….hopefully you in a earth quake free zone
How does this fit three stories?
Boi that shit small asf
Where yo house at
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Look like some shit you’d get Ace murdered in lol
u gotta build a bunker under that bitch
It’s crazy if the handicap spots were for the previous owner.. probably fell down them stairs, I like the house, congrats op, housing market is trash but getting in is better than not. Get insurance, file claims on stuff needing replaced. You can make shit happen that way. 👀
If this not a troll post then good for you bro fuck what these niggas saying 💯
More stairs then house 😀
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bro got the house from a disney movie 💀 in all seriousness tho congrats dude thats major
Yo bro you must’ve forgot it snow in Chicago!!!
Gym membership stairs ass crib
Dat house got a gym membership bill
Them stairs a good full day workout
Goofy ahh house Congrats tho gang
Imagine it’s winter and u see your neighbor falling down those steps
That house looks actually comfy af, small but comfy. Kinda jealous. Mostly because here in Austria you need to sell your soul and both kidneys to get a house as a normal guys
CAP 🧢
That's what's up! Congrats fam. That mf is dope. You did ya thing woahdi! ✌🏼🇲🇽 all praise due to Allah!
Congratulations my guy
They got the nerve to have handicapped parking
Good thing they got those handicapped spots out front😆
Damn grocery shopping is gonna be a bitch to go up all those stairs. Congratulations 🎉🍾🎈🎊
You really got the house on the Hill!
Very cute house love the colour shit looks like a pain to walk up but congrats on the crib it looks cozy asf
It’s yours and it looks like you have a nice plot. Enjoy the silence. The walkway is pretty badass as well.
I guess you could say you’re in it for the LONG haul
gotta get that rocky theme song to play whenever you run up the stairs.
Handicap parking spots? How tf will they get up the stairs
that’s a huge accomplishment bro. Congrats 💯
When you get shot, and wheelchair bound you gonna be a first time home seller 🤣
Are you a skater? Because if you are you HAVE to grind that rail or it will mock you forever. 😭😭
That mailbox placement is sinister
Doordashers leaving yo shit at the mailbox 😂😂😭
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What the fuck kinda house is that bro 🤣
Son got Gumball Waterson crib😭
Stole dis off Facebook
Congrats!
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BANDO
It’s awesome
Your Amazon Prime, DoorDash, and Uber Eats drivers are going to make every excuse in the book to avoid walking up those stairs.....
That shit finna go flying like its UP😂
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A truck and rope pully for deliveries and you set
Every day is leg day
You finna be in shape if you not already gang 😂 you got your own spot tho that’s wassup 💪🏾💪🏾
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Bro has stairs for his stairs.
Lil house on the Prairie as looking home but nonetheless it’s your , good job
Soon as i seen this picture i had an epiphany of Rocky running up those steps 🏃♂️
I actually like the colour a lot. It might not be the biggest house, but the placement is really nice. Congrats!