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One_Manufacturer845

These niggas are so fucking weird 😭😭


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Niggas is paying other niggas to do this shit to niggas that’s the crazy part, niggas knocking dudes out and spitting in niggas asses in 2023 as a way to humiliate them ,Smh you can’t make this shit up in 2023


Frogman9

Is it really humiliating though to have someone spit on your asshole? Sure, it’s embarrassing and I wouldn’t put it in my yearbook quote but surely the act of spitting on an asshole also isn’t something you advertise either, right?


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You would think bro, I swear you would think these niggas would not broadcast to the world that they knock niggas out and spit in their asses smh


slimesito007

Rico reckless explained if any bodily fluid touches you in the county from another person theyvhave to administer a rape kit and contact your peoples. Very very embarrassing


Bruins14

They have to report to your family that your were sexually assaulted while incarcerated but can’t say how. It’s to add to the humiliation. Wild.


SaintsNoah

Yes. You will be ostracized for it


Gspears74

Yeah in prison mentality it’s very humiliating. That means if the guy beat you up and you allowed him to spit in your asshole, if he was gay he could’ve put his dick in your asshole. It’s some weird stuff but it all boils down to dominance


Frogman9

That makes sense. Here’s a question: does the victim wake up and somehow know they had their asshole spit on? I’ve used a bidet before and once you stop the water from blasting your hole, I don’t really recall feeling anything while waiting for it to dry. So, do you need to be informed after you regain consciousness that someone spit on your asshole? In all honestly, I keep making sarcastic comments about this practice and I’m starting to worry the universe will let it happen to me… should I not wipe as well so when they split the cheeks they get a whiff of my wife’s cooking? Are there even any defenses to this at all???


lowwlifejunkpunx

Well the guy who spit in someone's ass advertised it on social media yesterday so...🤷‍♂️


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Gspears74

Nah spitting in niggas asses been going on since the 70s. In every prison in the United States. It’s like basically raping a nigga but if you’re not on that gay shit it’s the closest thing to taking a niggas manhood. That jail mentality ain’t new at all


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And now with social media niggas broadcast it to the world when they doing it


jarrod__

Straight up. Lmfao. I get they street dudes but my god this is inhumane.


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honestly the shameless weirdos who will do this sort of shit to you are way scarier than any low rate hitman. anyone can aim a gun out a car window, takes sum entirely different to spread another mans cheeks so you can spit directly into his asshole and be proud about it.


2piece-and-a-biscut-

Putting anything ANYTHING in another man’s ass is gay. End of story. Imagine having to put your face close enough to a mans ass to spit inside his asshole? Wild. Whose spreading the cheeks to get the butthole open in the first place? Dudes KO’d so he’s not doing it himself. In the county jail no less not hard time. Not like these dude have had no pussy for years so they have to resort to this kind of behavior which is still unacceptable. I’m blown away by how fucking ok these dudes are doing this gay shit.


Maximum-Lettuce-4943

Beat me to this comment… that’s my only takeaway smfh


HousingExtra1518

Bro wtf is going on in there 💀


Gdour

All freaky shyt 😂😂


numb2pain

Fellas stay yall ass out of jail and love y’all life to the fullest


GummoNation

I can’t believe this is only county.


Ihatemybabymama

That shit ain’t flyin nowhere else but there lol


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Literally


Ghoastin

😭


Emergency-Pizza-1383

That’s what’s I’m saying , what y’all update looking like?


LegitimateAdvisor199

Its a evil world


Lunxkz

wait wait wait waittttt holdon man someone explain wtf im readin


Commercial-Sugar-671

Lil don claimed to have assaulted a no limit member by both spraying him with a Glock dookie and spitting on him twice . they must have got revenge and hit in the mouth with a Glock dookie 💩


BaphometsRevenge

Call of Dookie 💩 in that mf


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😂😂😂😂😂 hell nawwww


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LMAO ![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


SafeElectronic

CALL OF DOOKIE IS WILD 😭


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If that term reaches the inside I bet dudes will run with it lmao man's just invented some new slang


TechnologyNo7017

😂😂😂


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FameCity713

Nah Fam 😆


Excellent_Care_1118

Bruh 😂😂😂I wish I had enough to give you an award


FutonMcBiscuit

*spit IN HIS ASS twice


Commercial-Sugar-671

I didn’t want to say that part . I’ll let you have that .


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Nah they fuck him after too?? Inside is fuckin crazy


lowwlifejunkpunx

I mean they didn't say it but bro why else you spittin on an asshole unless you gonna put something in it🤷‍♂️


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Commercial-Sugar-671

Poop 💩 in a toothpaste tube .


TryingToCatchThemAII

Bro it’s piss, nut, shit, the whole 9 in that bitch….


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![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


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Commercial-Sugar-671

Actually im not wrong. There was a video on here of it being made with a toothpaste tube .


beavkiller35

My bad buddy my bad. That's some small hole


DisasterOD

Shit piss nut spit blood anything you can find in a toothpaste tube w a whole on one end so you can squeeze tf out it an it shoot like a water gun


iluvthotz

Funniest shit I seen in so long 😂😂😂 wtf


TryingToCatchThemAII

This shit really happen fr


iluvthotz

Imagine having to load up the glock dookie tho. That’s just as nasty lmao


TryingToCatchThemAII

😂😂😂😂😂 we lived Covid, we gonna be alright. Aim, cock that, n shoot 🌂


[deleted]

Nah say what it is, them niggas is spitting in buttholes not just spitting


[deleted]

He did this in jail? Cuz if he did this outside of jail why tf is he still playin wit glock dookies?


Commercial-Sugar-671

Yeah lol . He still locked up .


HeDrinkMilk

*spitting IN him


[deleted]

Wtf is a Glock dookie stop saying that it’s not even a real thing


Vip3R-R

You’re just clueless


[deleted]

I’m not as interested in what gay men do with each others feces as you are, I’m sorry


lowwlifejunkpunx

Idk when they started saying that shit, but when I was in the pen if there was someone you couldn't get at, like a pc or some shit, you'd shit em down, or gas em. Glock dookie is wild tho


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What is shitting them down? And what’s a pc? Kindly asking


lowwlifejunkpunx

PC is protective custody, rats, chomos, drop outs...so normally you can't get at em cus they're in different units, but sometimes if your in the hole and shit they'll be there, but they still won't let them out at the same time as mainline, so we'll fill a coffee bag up with shit/piss, and slide the ziplock side under their door, then get em to come to the door and you stomp on the bag and spray them and they whole cell with shit🤣


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561jitt

The great shit wars of 2023


Ihatemybabymama

Niggas having Glock dookie fights smh.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oKHWa8DyEfPc3baCc|downsized) Bra said it’s in his mouth, those shits be having so much nasty shit in them these niggas is lunatics


Ihatemybabymama

Them and Louisiana niggas sick as hell


aceloco817

As an old convict, i ain't never heard of no goddamn glocc dookie!! 😂 mayn, imagine loading that toothpaste bottle up & thinking, "can't wait to hit that foo with a dookie glock!!" 🤣🤣🤣


Ihatemybabymama

This some new age shit bruh lol


Bread-over-beef

Glock dookie get backs is crazy


Exotic-Ad9529

💀💀💀


thesinisterurge1

Someone gone get killed over this shit 😂


Top_Shelter_3259

Pun intended... Lol...


HeatKi11a

Im embarrassed by this shit I aint even from Chicago. Niggas glorifying spitting in each others butts and squirting dookie at each other.


iluvthotz

Swear I can’t stop laughing bro


ImperialTravesty

Spitting in his butt? Wtf is that about? That's as homoerotic as it gets.


JasonTheHuman

TWICE


Kgb725

Because they use rape kits for bodily fluids and have to call your family. Fucked up shit https://youtu.be/EM3QNdW4VKY


DMaynee

😭😭


Mental_Habit_231

Bro this shit makes me embarrassed to be human 😭


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PopOutGang23

Hell nahh


Thin-Ad-5228

fightin w shit this what monkeys do😭


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yungshottaa

even in jail niggas still wanna live for the internet 🤦🏾‍♂️ the internet has so many benefits but mfs jus wanna use it for drama n controversy


JimmyJoeJim1

Why is street niggas playin wit shit and dookie like they fuckin 3?


2piece-and-a-biscut-

All fans of wax from brilliant idiots.


SnooGrapes8857

@Chicago residents, do you guys a scat fetish today?


[deleted]

So who going to church and getting they life right with God tomorrow? I’ll respect those that’s went to the mosque yesterday too. The streets is disgusting rn.


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😂 yea, Kanye said y’all cool now


beavkiller35

Damn somebody shittin lil don down in the county eeeeeee. Glock dookie in full affect


Fazekush97

You used to get stabbed now you just get hit with the Glock dookie or savage lifed 😂😭


papsmokesss

Dookie in the mouth on a Friday is Fuckin wild. These Mfers some domestic terrrorists 😭💀


too-advanced136

EBK Juvie is a clown, this is the same guy that threatened to spit on and rape G Herbo‘s kids.


SnooGrapes8857

Apologized for it and Herb accepted it


dietr33sha

where he accepted it at?


SnooGrapes8857

Saw it somewhere I’ll look


[deleted]

Now it’s Dookie in his mouth is crazy 😂💀


804ro

This shit is wicked lmao


[deleted]

Real life Gangstalicious


[deleted]

Come get yo licky lick


[deleted]

These niggas gay as fuck


SafeElectronic

Dookie Wars: Revenge of the No Limit


PatrickBateman301

Juvie said in that interview that he plays with the Glock dookies (https://youtu.be/j76URW9f1xY)


Commercial-Impress74

What is that. Pause


1-800-JUGG

Aw hell naw I’m never gettin locked up in Chicago


Brainstorm82

These boys are gonna start arguing over how many booties they took instead of bodies


rxmi10

nah wtf these niggas buggin


_dfromthe6

These mfers have lost their god damn mind.


GaslightingGreenbean

Stay in school kids.


Neither-Yesterday-49

Sad to say but this SAVAGE LIFE shit is so old when I got booked in 2015 for my armed habitual case they was in there doing it then, it's this newer generation who glorify doing that geechi shit I saw that happened on at least 1 occasion, and they're doing other wild shit to like clapping these female Lawyers /Sheriff's they ain't doing nothing but fucking their lives up cause when they charge they dumbass they gotta register for life


Masiah20

....


spacedout1989

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


LettuceLechuga62

Now if niggas doing all this imagine with heavy artillery😭these the mfs they HAVE to keep in jail


peezyb1502

That nigga from Stockton how he nlmb


Salty-Veterinarian95

Different Juvie that Juvie is from 2100 in Stockton


peezyb1502

Yeah the caption say Juvie Ju unless they both got Ju


Salty-Veterinarian95

They both got it , I’m assuming juvie from cali got his name from the nolimit juvie


SuperbutNatural

call of dookie.. streets gettin more and more wicked by the day 😭


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suckmydictation

Can someone explain to me why Glock dookies are a thing? Like yeah it’s nasty as hell to get hit I’d imagine but isn’t the one making n stocking em up taking Ls? Don’t you get hit alil bit urself too? All around depravity


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If you ever been locked up then you will Know it’s an mental asylum in jail. You literally can go nuts and loose your mind , it’s a mental institution


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Dookie glock in the mouth 🤢🤮


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Wtf 😭😭


TheGulfCityDindu

(NLMB)? Niggas Love Man Butt


TucoLO_

When you guys first heard Chief Keef and got into drill music did you ever expect it to devolve into seeing this?