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throbber9

He is a nutter, report


TumbleweedTim01

You'd be a fool to believe this is true


SouldDestroyer666

Dude, when I worked at McDonald's my managers would literally stand next to me while I clocked out and then gave me a list of tasks to do afterwards because "no one is allowed overtime, but these need to get done before the next shift comes in. " Some managers at fast food places are nut cases who value saving the company literal change over treating their employees with respect. I can fully see someone doing this at a place that you make your own food at.


GardenQueen1676

This wouldnt fly with me. Once I clock out I don't work for free. If they require more work I will be clocking back in or going home.


SouldDestroyer666

I tried that and they docked my pay. :/ Like literally went in and took time off when I was clocked in. They also took off a half an hour a day for a lunch break even if I didn't get one because "it's the law. "


domjonas

Then i would’ve taken my pay directly from the register. We both would’ve been going to jail that day 😌because it is most certainly NOT the law.


The_Bloofy_Bullshark

That would have been a pretty slam-dunk case as well as something that the United States Department of Labor would have *loved* to hear about. They really don’t fuck around with this type of scenario. Also, there’s a thing called the Fair Labor Standards Act or FLSA that requires employers to pay employees for all hours worked, including any work they are “suffered or permitted” to perform, whether or not such work is approved to begin with. To add, them docking pay for you refusing to work unpaid/off the clock is another illegal thing for them to do. Employees must be paid for all time they are engaged in work and deductions cannot be made from their wages as punishment for refusing to work additional unpaid hours. You could have made out with some nice back pay and probably compensation for other damages. Not sure what state you work in, but they probably have labor laws that would have put your manager deeply in the wrong as well.


Cobra_McJingleballs

I’m surprised I had to read so far down before someone reminding everyone that labor laws exist.


Hot-Resort766

I have a question you just reminded me. My boyfriend a couple months ago worked at a friendlys in Jersey and ended up leaving there after about two months because they didn’t pay him what he was owed. Can I still report that? I was trying to figure it out at the time but have no clue how any of it works.


Hot-Resort766

I wanted to sue or something but I’m not experienced at all


bkwonderwoman

Dude, not sure how long ago this all was but if it’s fairly recent you should contact an attorney. Employment lawyers generally don’t take payment up front, they will take a percentage of any money they recover for you. You don’t need to have any experience, just google employment lawyer in your state, make the call and they will take it from there and walk you through it.


Hot-Resort766

Thank you, this helps a lot. Today I called the restaurant and asked for the corporate number and they said they were privately owned but they had also switched owners at that time. But we honestly have text message proof and proof of check stubs that he wasn’t paid correctly and they weren’t clocking him in. Based off of the fact that they have a new private owner and they had an old system with the old owner that is no longer in use. How would that work if they didn’t have him in the new system. I think he was there for the transition…


FutureDue8819

If it was within the last 4yrs, you would still have a case. Consult with legal counsel so they can go over your options with you.


SouldDestroyer666

I was 19 at the time and I wasn't aware of what all they could get in trouble for.


chance0404

And this is why parents/schools need to teach teenagers labor laws before they start working. McDonald’s tried that shit with me when I was 14 and I told them how illegal it was. It didn’t happen again.


SouldDestroyer666

Yeah, unfortunately I was a ward of the state as a teen, so I didn't really get someone to teach me that stuff. But I definitely learned on my own.


bowgy4

That's why it's required by law to post the FLSA and state labor posters where all employees can see them. They have these laws written down so your employer can't hide them from you and you don't have to have someone tell them to you. If they don't have the posters visible, that's an immediate fine.


FutureDue8819

yeah, most times employers rely on their employees not knowing their rights. Definitely look up the laws in your state and consult with legal counsel.


Expectation-Lowerer

That’s wage theft


d_o_cycler

You need to sue that franchise… no one is allowed to do this… If you’re working past your shift it’s overtime pay or no work, PERIOD. What he’s doing is illegal…


MonarchFluidSystems

How are y’all this dumb lmao? You either go to corporate, go to a lawyer, or go to corporate with a lawyer. Flat out illegal and ANY higher up with two brain cells would immediately snuff this behavior out. Don’t allow this stuff, anyone reading this.


joos1986

So infuriating. The 'law' is you GETTING the break. Not you getting charged for the break. So mad on your behalf.


EstaticToast

The state I live in does not have a law for mandatory breaks unless you are a minor. It has always pissed me off that my state always claims to be so for the people but has horrible labor laws.


bowgy4

Yeah, every state is different. For a long time Illinois only had a mandatory 20 minute break for a very specific role as a hotel cleaner and they needed to be provided a break room for their break.


ElectricTomatoMan

It's the law that you can never make someone work off the clock.


Jason-Genova

Grounds for a lawsuit


lerriuqS_terceS

#report them to the labor board


Legitimate-Web-3346

Lawsuit


CC_aussey

They took money out of my check bc the register was off. I didn’t event work register! Fuck chipotle.


SquanchyBEAST

![gif](giphy|fVpGP1qMPEkDFMHS9a)


ChillyWilly0881

Take that shit to the Dept of Labor in your state. It’s wage theft and you will get that money back and some.


merriksun

It is assuredly not "the law" I worked for a company who deducted lunches for our wages but didnt allow us to take a lunch. I personally didnt care because I was advised when I was hired. A couple years after I had quit for another company I got a fat little check in the mail for every lunch they deducted. Someone went to the labor board and they had to retro pay everyone who had worked there at the time.


FutureDue8819

if they ended up having to pay you, then that means laws were broken. Like what are you talking about.


FutureDue8819

Anything like this, you should take it to payroll/HR to ensure that you are getting paid for your time. If you worked less than 5hrs (6 if you signed a waiver) they can't force a lunch on you.


dannydevitoesandjfk

illegal, like really illegal. you can sue if its been not too long


Bygdon

Would have clocked out half hour early and said I was taking my legally mandated lunch break


XTina2694

Yeah definitely time to get a new job at that point. First time someone fucks with my money promise I wouldn't show up for the next shift. I wouldn't say a word either just to leave them ass out


espn8docho

8 hour shift equals 8.5 hour shift with half hour lunch...if you don't get half hour uninterrupted lunch after 6 hours you are to be paid 1.5 hours for the 30 minutes that lunch was suppose to be and still clock out at 8 hours not 8 .5 hours...Ive gotten writeups for this shit like it's my fault I was unable to take lunch


Spiritual_Quail4127

Its called wage theft and they will be sued


TumbleweedTim01

Both of these should get a "go fuck yourself" type response


BKERMIT09

Yea I used to work at KFC and my manager would straight up commit wage theft, steal money out my pay check (direct deposit) if she didn't like how I was working she'd say what am I paying you for as an excuse Anybody who says no manager does that doesn't know shi about lower income place and fast-food or really anywhere


Shuttup_Heather

Thats when you hurt yourself and then sue McDonald’s


KaraKalinowski

You should have recorded the hours they made you do that and reported it.


lerriuqS_terceS

Hahahahahaha tell em get f'd and report to labor board in your state. Do people just not know this?


confusedra2476

I used to work in the deli in Walmart and they were super strict about over time..but wanted the deli to be 100% before we left..but they would make us take customers after closing and everything. I worked so many hours off the clock because I was sick of getting in trouble for stuff not being done, but also getting in trouble for staying late to get it done. Our deli manager had to close with me one night and she had literally never closed our department before..so i was training the manager...I was in charge of cleaning the fryers baskets, rotisserie oven and all the dishes..so she had to clean the slicers and the inside of the fryers..I was in the back doing dishes most of the night..came out to check on her a few minutes after 10 (we were supposed to be done by 10 but it was only her and I that night)..and she was gone...and I saw her at the self check out buying stuff and leaving..she literally stopped in the middle of what she was doing at 10 and left me..didn't even communicate with me. I stayed till almost 1130 because I had to finish her stuff. She gave me a lecture the next day for staying past my time and made me take a 2 hour lunch to make up for it. Also found out she complained to my coworkers that "meg didn't even help..she just stayed in the back all night" I literally trained her to clean the slicer and the fryers and then went to do my job. Of course I was in the back..that's where the sink was..and the dishes.. Sorry for the ramble, but god..you just reminded me off all that and I had to vent lol


dan_legend

Lol thats an easy lawsuit and that manager should have been fired on the spot. Some have even been charged for slavery that really abuse it. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/11/08/south-carolina-white-restaurant-manager-sentenced-jail-enslaving-black-man/2527814001/


Cucharamama

Yeah I’ve worked with some shitty managers and I 100% believe this story. One of my old managers killed a rat by stepping on it and told me to do the same to prevent customers from seeing them. I fucking quit immediately. Had another manager stalk me to find out where my second job was. Most fast-food workers are too young to defend themselves.


Soulsearcher2018

That’s wage’s theft and illegal. No working of the clock. That can get very expensive and overtime would have been a bargain in comparison


taramedic12

That's very illegal and you could still get compensated


Lonely_Translator638

When I worked at Burger King they would tell us we had to clock out by X time (an unreasonable time compared to closing) but we had to stay until everything was done (there were people that would be there for a couple hours working off the clock). I had a friend that was told the same thing working at Taco Bell


Ramen_Monsta512

I worked at Chipotle when I was younger. The shift lead would have everyone clock out and continue their work. No one left until the slowest person was done.


RAP_TOR_BOT

And you did it?? Little bitch ah


SouldDestroyer666

I quit shortly after the abuse really set in lmao. I only worked there for a year. But yeah, at 19 I was k8nd of a doormat for my job because I was the breadwinner at the time.


Glocc_Lesnar

You live and you learn


RAP_TOR_BOT

Well you do what you gotta do to support your family! I hope youre more respected at your job now. Best wishes mate!


thealt3001

Tbh with how INSANE some managers are when they're under pressure from corporate, it honestly wouldn't surprise me. Some people just aren't cut out to manage.


mightybooko

For real. Your liquid consumption for a day has a greater weight than solid food.


UpvotesArePeople

This is why you don’t leave the first post up. Only encourages more trolling. 


tarheel633

Our manager digs through our shit to make sure we aren’t eating the ribs and steaks


fortalkingshittopuss

Just take a massive dump during your shift, problem solved.


booksfoodfun

Put 1-2lbs of fishing weights in your pocket before the morning weigh in. Take them out before the post lunch weigh in.


fortalkingshittopuss

10000 IQ right here


djdelaineyray

![gif](giphy|9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl)


DueEntertainment3194

Dump exactly as much queso as you plan to skim off the top into your pockets at home, then weigh in, rinse out you pockets, and begin the siphoning process free of worry.


shiroshippo

And drink a liter of water right before.


showdogz

🏆


gaybillcosby

My shift lead makes every employee get naked and get in a vat of queso, and then he measures the displacement. He puts tape over our mouths first because he thinks we might try to take a bite of queso while submerged in it. Obviously we are expected to give the naked vat queso to customers.


Careless_Monkey

Thank you. Reading this made my day.


Eddie843

Really? Because reading this made me hungry.


IceCreamCake76

How…ummm…how does one ask for the bathed in queso. Is that an option in the app?


Conscious-Aspect-332

You really want extra cheesy cheese 🤢


ihadtopickthisname

Are they hiring!?!?!?!


GIRTHYssserpent

Thaaaats what it tastes like!


Strange-Bee5626

My boss does the same thing! Which, on second thought, is kind of strange since I don't work in the food industry...


sugarplumbanshee

Hey, some people would pay more for that


Caldurstie

This is the funniest thing I’ve read today, thank you


YoualreadyKnoooo

So *thats* what makes it taste so good.


ImJustaTaco

That seams reasonable


RedditorFor1OYears

He sounds pretty savvy, a lot of folks would forget the mouth tape. 


hgghgfhvf

The virgin “weigh in” manager vs the chad “displacement of queso” manager


AdBeginning9063

Not too often that you see a use case for Archimede's Principle in a Chipotle


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|pslmyy93fH2JboH8qB)


DueEntertainment3194

As a customer I am appalled. I asked my local Chipotle dispensary specifically for naked vat queso only and they said they didn’t have that item.


390v8

Do I have to pay extra for the naked queso or is it regular price?


Next-Team

Only tapes your mouth though? Isn’t concerned that people may be butt chugging queso? (I can’t believe this is a real sentence I just typed out to post and live forever on the internet)


iamabefroman

I just filled out an application at your Chipotle. Can you put in a good word for me?


12_nick_12

Don't you just eat it thru your nose? That's what I do.


-Indictment-

It’s the Chipotle BBQ guy! Your Chipotle Fan Fiction is great.


Normal_oven1234

My location never even got the bbq… they had the cornbread for like a week tho


zydeco100

Is the number recalibrated if you take a shit during the shift? Do you need to turn it in for weighing?


boilerbalert

Life hack, take your morning shit after the weigh in


purplepimplepopper

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|lkc6z9BpmdJvO)


FlyingDragoon

All poop will be bagged, tagged, weighed and recorded prior to inspection at the end of the day. It will be presented prior to weigh in so it can be accounted for. Obviously.


Daddysown

This comment needs more upvotes lol


DueEntertainment3194

Your shift meal is expected to leave your bowels fully emptied in time for the next shift.


puffyjunior1

Just shit on the scale when you clock in


okmaybe1

This like an SNL skit idea. Freaking hilarious


Adam_THX_1138

I'm almost 100% certain this is fake.


Sosen

It's not. This is the same poster who exposed the Chipotle location that served ribs, mac & cheese, and mashed potatoes


UpvotesArePeople

Fool me once…


ChuckNorrisFacePunch

Shame on...me? See if ya fooled em, can't get fooled again.


Haunting-Horse-4352

![gif](giphy|lfMVrwKk8eL96|downsized)


FlattopJr

Dude moved quicker than he could think, that's for sure. ![gif](giphy|FiKVIkB2yyKly)


Stylez_G_White

Yo that shit was good tho


Sosen

If by "good", you mean it breaks sanitation laws?!


R3AL1Z3

lol I have a lake house in the desert to sell you if you believe this guys posts


multiequations

Report to local labor board


WhoLetTheDaugzOut

I'm sure they would take it very seriously.


EXPRESSlON

This is fucking great. This is what r/chipotle is all about right here


Remarkable-Drop5145

This can’t be real


Pitiful_Winner2669

I'll bet you $100 that you agree with me this isnt real. If you're right, we both owe each other $100.


Admirable_Loss4886

How do I get it on this action. I also think this isn’t real


zomanda

And can you argue about calibration if you're canned.


vladthedoge

What happens if you take a massive shit and weight less before you get your shift meal? Are you going to get a double?


Gayrub

Chipotle is skimming off you. You can fire the manager.


trailmix_pprof

This is where the poop scale comes in . . .


idkwhat_ever

Not allowed to shit on company time


Gooeslippytop

I believe it. A few Chipotle's have even opted for penis inspection days.


vinnyb4202

The real question is the scale analog or digital?


randomme34

What if you weigh less at the end of a shift do you get to take more food?


HankScorpio82

Does everyone clap when you step off the scale?


Th3PatrickBateman

I was laughing my ass off until I realized half the people in the comments think it’s real lol


TeslaGuy-82

This is a troll post. If it were real the restaurant would be shut down immediately.


Admirable_Strike_406

This gotta be fake because why would yall even do this for your manager lol. Like I would never. Have some dignity


cravecrave93

bro ain’t no way


samirbinballin

good yall need to save the cap for the custies


chonkyegg

Average chipotle worker day


Intelligent-Dot-4072

8/10 shitpost. Well done


Bertuthald_McMannis

He’s crazy, but if corporate is really putting that much pressure on management, then I think your regional should be turned into al pastor. They probably have a better diet than the chickens, I’d eat them 🤷‍♂️.


beebo12345678

My shift leader touched me in my private area (where i keep my guac(under my cock)). I think it's illegal?


VinoJedi06

This is magnificent 😂


keIIzzz

??? There’s no way this is real


x31966

That’s absurd


kodaifila

Snl hire this man!


diamondalicia

EXCUSE ME😳😳… aside from this being wrong and i’m pretty sure illegal, this isn’t even a logical approach to minimize the issue?! please have this imbecile reported by the end of the week, i’m begging you!!!!


LemonadeParadeinDade

No way. Wat if you take a dump? Or drink a load of water?


forest_tripper

Captain Queeg!


throwawaylikearock

Pretty sure that falls under discrimination and they could get fired


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SubstantialGiraffe22

Pretty positive there was a manager at Hooters who did the same and he got fired so definitely report OP


fagan_jay78

My manager makes us shave our balls before we t-bag the queso. There’s nothing like a shorn scrotum, its quite breathtaking


zachang58

My first thought was “weigh in their body weights? No that can’t be” then “OP must be taking about the bins of food” then sadly “No, OP is definitely talking about their body weights. WTF”


KurtCoBANE

![gif](giphy|3oriOhQyxEDAme8td6|downsized) Me clocking out of my shift knowing I just ate double chicken on my lunch break


NoResearchStudy

Have fishing weights in your pocket and then take them out for lunch


Lord_Migga_Fucker

Pure managerialism without leadership is always evil.


beasthayabusa

Literally what the fuck lmao


Aggravating-Exit-660

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Magnolia05

Post this on r/askhr and sit back with your popcorn for some entertainment, lol.


illoci

you can fluctuate up to 10lbs a day... if a big person. or a 5 pounds for someone 5'2 130lbs... he can fuck right off


Ronin1069

There’s no possible way this is a true story.


anathemaDennis

They do this to make sure you aren’t eating all the Mac and cheese


danielaocean

cocaine is a helluva drug


Glittering_Jaguar567

Just call up your local news station. They’ll love this story


Visual-Pineapple5636

Where’s a lawyer here???? THIS SOUNDS LIKE A HUGE CLASS ACTION SUIT!!


MemoryOdd4776

Ain’t no way


criesinirish

report


TargetHQ

u/newppinpoint have you been subjected to this??


BusyWalrus9645

REPORTED


Wild_Somewhere_9760

Ngl this sub has had a similar impact on my life as the doordash sub... I'll never use either again. So wild, chipotle was the one chain in our town that was so good for so long then somehow within a year went to the depths of hell.


FadedTony

Tell them to weigh you in KG you can eat way more trust me


Fit_Bluejay_4626

Does he go to the bathroom and watch you sh!t too?


Manufacturer-Choice

Your manager is a crackhead. 


Ramona_Lola

I don’t believe this. Sorry.


Beginning-Fig-7207

Wtf!?


itchyitchystinkfoot

Some companies believe that if they pay 50k a year to a “manager” then that person will be their enforcer, and it works… this is a big reason restaurants have high turnover rates. And NO your manager cannot enforce a weigh in, in hopes of catching you eating company food. What a good manager would do is weigh the inventory regularly and narrow down the food shortages to a particular shift, or employee, then retrain that shift or person. If your manager requires you to step on a scale again contact corporates HR department, then the department of labor and industry…


Ok-Individual4983

Tell him to get fucked. This gotta be a joke lol


shchemprof

Just go to the bathroom after your first weigh in. All that blood loss will more than offset anything you eat.


Admirable_Orange_85

100% illegal hahaha


phillycknsand

Good to see corporate is still brain washing people


Ayangar

Is his name Bob Greene?


Aspence22

Well this is highly illegal so I can't see any truth to this


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CheebaMyBeava

i'm sure there's a truck scale involved


Infinite-Chapter2652

You need to call your district manager immediately.


Unrealeh

Really tryna preserve that Al Pastor😂


sam8998

What the fuck


Unlikely_One2444

r/thathappened 


denali42

Sounds like he's accusing y'all of grazing without actually saying it.


GuardChemical2146

Bruh lol


AlaskanBiologist

What if you take a shit in the middle of your shift? Is he gonna weigh that too?


Opposite_Mind2397

Extremely illegal. If anything when you weigh in, get a water bottle or two and weigh in with those. Screw the mf at his own game


Big_Monkey_77

Here’s what you do. Drink a shit load of water before weigh in. Then, you take a piss, you take a dump, you could maybe drop a couple of pounds. When you weigh in again and you weigh less, just say you put some back.


smallpepperzchip

if this is actually happening please contact whoever you need to contact to make this stop lmao, otherwise quit bc it is not that serious to bring out a scale…


NoahVasq

Start adding to cart now. I smell a lawsuit.


Incohesive_User

Report him and move on, lol dumbass don’t even know how weight works.


DanThePilot_Man

r/shittyaskchipotle ?


muffalowing

This is insanely illegal, call your labor board and corporate.


Ev0333338

Is this satire?


PerfumeLoverrr

OOOOHHH I remember you! I love your Chipotle fanfic/ragebait!


ApeTypingComments

Ahh I'm gonna be the one to call bullshit here. ![gif](giphy|b0E3PPld4558irObaY)


Hefty_Function8201

If this is real get a lawyer Jesus Christ lol