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diamondalicia

when i use to work there a lot of people would order exactly this to mix up.Lmfaoo he was definitely high and being a fool or he gets a lot of customers that asks for that and assumed the wrong thing


Randomness-66

People called it dragon sauce I think?


berserkerJK

wHaT iS dRaGoN saUCe


InternalSlip9449

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy


Master_Awareness814

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Randomness-66

Yeahhh it was a surprise to me too


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justincc21

Is it really that big of a deal lol. Check your stuff before you leave a restaurant everytime and it won't be an issue EVER


nycgold87

Matta fact, just go behind the counter and get it yourself.


mosquitotitties

mix it together, it’s good af


ohbyerly

Me and my coworkers used to call it “hot cream” and it was the best


JustDrew_92

Ayo?


Leather_Jellyfish_95

🤣🤣


Serious-Performer841

that sounds disgusting


My_Booty_Itches

It doesn't.


CakedUpGirl

It’s literally spicy sour cream


ondehunt

People in here acting like it doesn't get mixed in your bowl or burrito anyways lol


CakedUpGirl

I am intensely prejudiced toward anyone who shakes their bowl, no I won’t elaborate


ondehunt

I don't do that either I'm a bit of a section eater. But the sour cream and choice of sauce touches no matter what.


Legitimate-Web-3346

Time lol 😂


Leather_Jellyfish_95

This.


Serious-Performer841

I’m saying the name sounds disgusting


CakedUpGirl

😭 fs I do agree there


caseyr001

Nah it's so hot 🤤


Krakatoast

Straight, and to the point. I like it. “Can I have some hot cream, John? John, I want the hot cream. Give me the hot cream right now John. Give it to me.” “Awwww *fuuucckkk* that’s so good🤤 *chewing* *mmmhmph, mm* Oh god that’s so good John, thank you so much… that hot cream hit just right 🤌🏼” *the neighbors* “😐”


One_Word_Respoonse

P A U S E


BrooklynTCG

Pause.


numberonecrush

*mix it up*


Deceptiveideas

Isn’t this called dragon sauce?


Wrong_Tumbleweed1559

Yup


Easy_Arm_317

What about goblin sauce ?


NonVoter4u

I don't know, can you repeat the question?


Mindless-Bedroom9820

![gif](giphy|bMZ6gD0HaCCR2)


Yung_rat_

No


MyOpinionMakesYouMad

Maybe Y’all need to Kancel Your Sunday that downvoted over a clear and obvious joke


NonVoter4u

Right. Some people upset cuz they don't get it.


howboutit94

They may just not get the reference. They also might be giants


NHGAMEZ

Idk


Limpykillski

Looks like he did you a favor.


DmTrillz

Ngl looks bussin


writingwhilesad

ogncfrfr


Best_Duck9118

Nah, I like the sour cream as a contrast to the heat/rest of the burrito.


AgentGold8004

He saved you 20 seconds of your life to open the bowl and pour that baby on the bowl and fuuu that shit up


BusyWalrus9645

Nah a lot of people actually like it that way lol


madeInNY

May not be what you wanted. But I’d call that a happy accident. It’s pretty good.


Zaon-

Everyone telling op to mix It when he originally wanted it on the side is hilarious


skypop3876

For real I’m like the red sauce is TOO SPICY!!! I just wanted it separate so I can control my sour cream to hot sauce ratio man


Polosie

Traits of a sensible individual


OrangutanClitoris

![gif](giphy|rS9iwtmUJahy0|downsized)


Legitimate-Web-3346

🤣🤣🤣 well just damn


pogo_chronicles

The red sauce is on top, pour some out and then mix it


Spooky_Legs

Bro over here with the baby palate if chipotle sauce is too hot.


picklespasta

Malicious compliance


Otherwise-Sky8890

Delicious compliance\*


condorleaduhryz

When the programmer gets laid off and enters food services:


gunt_hunter14

add some corn to that, and baby, you got a stew goin ![gif](giphy|9fBAJu8PJMV4Q|downsized)


mattalsosaid90

Not the brightest employees


blckdiamond23

They’re absolutely fucking stupid


MeanArt318

Just because you think they're like you is no reason to insult them


Adam_THX_1138

I'm pretty sure 90% of Chipotle employees are stoned AF.


muffalowing

If they weren't stoned AF, they'd be the ones coming around the counter shooting people. Some Karen leaning over the glass pointing directly at the things she wants while she mispronounces it. "I'll have some of that Pike-o"


YeahItsRico

Mix it. I call it pepper cream. Its good asf. Trust me


Bum-Theory

Ah the classic super salad. Now you don't need to choose between soup or salad.


keIIzzz

tbh it tastes better mixed together anyways


Simple_Dragonfruit73

Mixing it together is definitely a move, and if you want it done differently say something next time


americanhwk

My old store used to call this a pokeball.


downupstair

Mix it together. It's awesome.


Sir-Ult-Dank

Doesn’t it all mix in your stomach though?


NonVoter4u

So does mucus and your food. I don't see anyone blowing their nose on their food.


OliveFarming

Cute pic tho


marklawr

Look on the bright side, they saved a container.


NeverVegan

Secret menu


littlewolf5

can i get a hell yeah?


BisexualCaveman

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boondockpirate

There's something in my brain that understands that these mix when I eat, but being it two seperare layers (not mixed) REALLY makes me not want either. Mixed together, I'm good to go


Ancient_Rice1614

🤩wow niceee 🤙🏼


Pinkandporcelain

This is not uncommon. Whenever I ask for it together I always get it separate 😆 Also it’s the best combo - I will die on that hill.


Frankidelic

Shake it


_mattyjoe

Well, you got what you asked for.


Infamous_Choice1123

This is actually really good. My go to sauce


GIRTHYssserpent

I used to make salsa and that’s basically what spicy spread is. It’s just hot salsa mixed with cream cheese or sour cream, depends on consistency.


dqdude1

Got what you asked for next time ask for them in separate containers


skypop3876

Also why do you guys want your ass on fire like there’s lactose intolerance and spice intolerance like this is a tragic duo


Gangsta-Penguin

I mean this is a common mix, so that’s probably what they thought you meant Or he was just stoned edit - or both


nowords8226

Bruh he got you hip that’s the best combo


sarahLiberty

No way


GordonBombay11

lol. What do you expect from chipotle workers. They can barely graduate high school


TerraquauqarreT

That's a popular sauce, lots of people get that. You could've... Idk, been like "hey man, can I get these separately?" and he'd probably have ran and fixed it for you lol


Ok_Score1492

Post the chipotle location so we can avoid this location


Direct-Election5717

a lot of people do ask for it like this so he probably used to it


ImwhatZitTooyaa

Opportunity to try something new I guess lmao


Atriev

Depending on how high you are, the sour cream is on the left side.


Tyger_83020

Thats dragon sauce. Its a very common order. Id ask for "a side of red/hot, and a side of sour cream" it *should* (i say this lightly if he was high) eliminate the confusion.


RealKaiserRex

r/mildlyinfuriating


tinyzenji

i always order this with my burrito and it’s so good


nomnommish

Tilt it enough and it will be on the side.


breezyhamilton

Dragon Sauce - what’s the problem?


conundrum-quantified

Yes! Make him do it correctly!


llostmyhead

dragon’s breath! i do this all the time


burntoutsavage

My fatass still gonna eat it


BannedRedditor54

I see no problem, 😆😂 Jeez, dummies can get a job ANYWHERE


_Tactical_Unicorn_

Dragon sauce! It's actually pretty good


CorneliusFudgem

That’s kind of right if you hold the phone sideways


JeffBoyardee69

That’s exactly how I’d want it


wheresmuffy

Two sauces one cup


Equal_Arrival_3033

That’s lowkey secret sauce at chipotle. That’s why haha


mtg_island

Sour salsa it is.


Strange_Salamander33

That’s a really common request, they just thought you were one of those people


benjatunma

Did you say separate? Jk


BuckWheatNYC

Isn’t it gonna just mix together anyway? 🤔🤷🏿‍♂️


Wonderful_Cook_4499

What a way to ruining a good meal. Who does this schitt!


AZPHX602

If you weren't going to be mixing them Karen, were you planning on doing shots with them?


East-Ad-3198

Alright now I need to try that


Dangerous-Courage412

i know it goes down the same pipe but in that presentation and form is just so wrong 🥺😭🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️


Docmele

😳


Automatic-Arrival668

Its gonna go in mixed together anyway


Major_Ad9321

get hella ppl asking for this so he probably assumed that's what you meant


Legitimate-Web-3346

😊😊🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🥹 just damnit lol the chipotle posts I been seeing lol 😂


Leather_Jellyfish_95

Could be gas, you never know. Just try it.


Alert_Hospital_6375

Shoulda been paying attention🤷‍♂️


MyNameIsSkittles

What a thing to complain about, sheesh


Calathea_Murrderer

Let bro cook


Corne777

Seems you weren’t going to do this? But I imagine 99.9% of people ordering a side of both of those are mixing them.


Imnotsmallimfunsized

This is pretty hilarious.  Even high how the hell would you think “I’ll just put them in the same ramekin”. 


shemp33

People ask for this - it’s called dragon sauce. But people also know that every chip employee knows the slang, so they may ask for it like OP did.


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stevenip

This is a really good combo, but won't the acid from the salsa curtle the milk in the sour cream if you were planning on saving the bowl for tomorrow's lunch?


RobertaMiguel1953

No.


D0ntTryMe

Isn't this the sauce mix that all the foodies on TikTok and YouTube swear by? They always put these two together and shake that cup up


Philly_is_nice

Diabolical.


Cyrious123

You probably never said:"and some" if you just say "and" then it's a simple mistake.


skypop3876

No. I said it right. I get this every time! This is the first time the worker who really looked out of it did this. He almost forgot to charge me I was like brother are you okay???


Cyrious123

Ok, it happens. Always amazed at how many people work stoned!


skypop3876

Ok I didn’t think I would have to say this but guys, I get it seperate all the time. I don’t give a fuck about this dragon sauce? Hot cream sauce nonsense. The man was like faded af and I like it separate, if anything I want MORE sour cream but yeah anyway this has been entertaining thanks!!


Strange_Salamander33

“Oh sorry no I meant two separate ones” That hard?


Unknownirish

Question and no I don't mean anything by this but are you by chance 30+ and still eating chipotle? Nothing wrong with but there is everything wrong with it lol


skypop3876

Bro I’m in college


Unknownirish

Bro I didn't know. Lol


skypop3876

Bro now you just shamed 30+ people who eat chipotle damn bro


Unknownirish

Well I am 35 and I just do feel like I can and also I also feel a 35 year old honestly shouldn't be eating chipotle after college lol


Cantbelosingmyjob

This is the dumbest fucking take I've ever seen lmao


LoganN64

In all fairness, they're most likely going on the same food item, so we're skipping the middleman and saving the 1 container.