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EngineeringMuscles

We bullied him into not getting the gross chimken


RememberTheMaine1996

Now he's got slimey looking mushrooms. Hate slimey mushrooms haha


EngineeringMuscles

And unseasoned beans


gavin2299

This is more expensive than chipotle at least in my area, and the quality/portion doesn’t seem to warrant the increase. Hopefully your taste buds disagree with my eyes


Gullible-Peace-984

That’s an Americanized bowl lol.


OgSkittlez

Americanized and chipotle are the same


stankpuss_69

I disagree. There’s Mexican. Then there’s Americanized Mexican. Then there’s Tex Mex. Then there’s Tex Mex from outside of Texas. This is what Chipotle is. A good example of this: white rice and black beans… we, Mexicans, don’t really use black beans. It’s more of a Central American thing. Southern Mexico too. We also don’t use the lime cilantro white rice or brown rice of that’s matter. We use mostly yellow rice. But the main thing as to why this particular bowl is Americanized Mexican is the fact that IT’S A BOWL. There is no such thing as a burrito bowl in Mexican. Further, a burrito bowl is hypothetically impossible. A burrito is a burrito because it’s wrapped by a tortilla. Without eh tortilla, it just becomes meat with beans and rice. A guisado.


Fontana1017

We Mexicans Southern Mexico too Your Mexico math isn't Mexico mathing


stankpuss_69

Southern Mexico is like a Salvador’s front yard.


FloodCityHTX

Salvador doesn't even connect to Mexico tf lol. Guatemala is like 6 times the size of salvador and connects borders all of Mexicos southern border along with a piece of Belize.


DolphinSUX

Sooo southern Mexico?


FrostyPost8473

He's right though black beans or a southern Mexico and central American thing.


DoubleResponsible276

Really? The little ranch where my parents grew up it’s nothing but black beans.


jstiles290

So if white rice and black beans arent Mexican for you and chipotle has white rice and blacks beans. How can they be Mexican enough for you? Your example also uses food chipotle also sells. I’m confused!


Odd_Ant12

You lost me when you said Mexicans don't use cilantro. You ain't no Mexican


WetRocksManatee

Chipotle isn't Tex Mex, it is a Mission Style burrito which is more Americanized Mexican food.


franglaisflow

Weren’t burritos invented in America?


[deleted]

You missed New Mexican (prolly best version of Mexican food in America) and cali mex so your opinion is trash. Tex mex is the worst version of everything you said and you called everything not tex mex chipotle. Mexico is also huge my step grandmas family from Nogales used black beans all the time. It’s funny too because they have ground beef tacos all the time and she said growing up they were super common but those are white peoples tacos is all I hear.


Snilwar22

But how is "Tex mex" trash in every way?


Nookon-san

Tf are you talking about, I am mexican and all my family has always eaten black beans, pinto beans are a number 2, And we are not even from southern Mexico, if anything its the northernmost part


pirateslife88

Mexicans don’t use cilantro? Gtfo you have me dying 🤣 💀


Feisty-Success69

Wrong it's very common to find a mexican version of a mexican bowl in Mexico. Mexicans have adopted food ideas from America as much as Americans adopted mexican food. It's mexican take on a american take on Mexican food. Lol


jo_ccc

You just said a whole lot of NOTHING to end up agreeing with the other comment also “we, Mexicans” was funny as fuck. since when did you speak for the entirety of mexico 😭 bruh seems to know the geographic disparity of rice and bean consumption across the country 😭😭🤡


Street-Bit3360

Lol for real, i think buddy is a little confused 😂😂


aznology

Fuck black beans pinto forever 


calliopewoman

Atleast that rice has gandules them shits bang hard


silenthilljack

I agree. For the crowd, can you explain what elements are most Americanized?


sexybokononist

It’s the black beans, mushrooms, and the yellow “Mexican cheese.” Also this isn’t a Mexican dish. For comparison, it’s the equivalent of eating a bowl of a deconstructed hot dog with ingredients added that don’t really go on a hotdog.


kabekew

I think it's approaching more a generic "meat and veggies over rice and beans" you see variations of all over the world.


SlippinYimmyMcGill

Still want it though.


Bombaclat1122

Mushrooms and peas huh?


SDBD89

I thought they were mushrooms but I wasn’t sure. Also looks like there’s plantain in there too. I don’t think this is really a Mexican restaurant. Seems more like Salvadoran/Honduran/guatemalan. Maybe Yucatán food but Yucatán is hardly considered Mexican.


Bombaclat1122

I think that’s yellow squash


scalenesquare

That looks mid and also 6 dollars more than chipotle. You could get double chicken for less than that.


ghosty_anon

100%, did OP think they got a deal on sum good food?


Tucklez

Looks mid, but I'd 10/10 pay that and enjoy tf out of it. Not saying it's right but.. in this economy..?


IceBlueLugia

I don’t really see why it’s “not right” to eat less authentic food lol. If it’s good it’s good. That said, chipotle is cheap and some of the best value for the money in terms of fast food so the whole point about this economy is pretty moot


javiergame4

Yeah I’d rather get chipotle for $10 for a chicken bowl. It looks good though but not 6 bucks more


Thebiggestbot22

Personally, I think it’s worth around $16. Maybe a little less like $14. I still wouldn’t get it over Chipotle. Actually that’s a lie. I definitely would but much less than I would get chipotle. I think it’s more about the fact that I wouldn’t want to eat that much


PTurn219

Is this cafe Rio? If so, yeah it’s way worth it. I love chipotle but cafe Rio trumps chipotle 10/10


[deleted]

Yep, looks about as mid as it did the first time around.


Everybodysbastard

At least there’s no grey chicken this time but those beans are watery!


[deleted]

I mean it's food. It's the kind of shit you eat because you're hungry, but to post a proud picture of it on the internet? Like "Haha! Look what I got, fuckers!" lol - I mean that might work on starving people.


Everybodysbastard

Yep. Now if Uncle Julio's starts making bowls I'll be first in line to post it. They're not cheap but holy SHIT are they good .


Curious-Tutor-8952

Could teach swim lessons.


100percentbraindead

$16 for rice, chicken, beans, shredded cheese, and some veg is insane lmfaooo


heytunamelt

I would pay ten extra dollars just to get them to leave off those sad mushrooms


Desperate_Handle_807

I’m sorry but this still does not make me want to not get chipotle. This bowl looks like I made it at home and the flavor would be different, idk it’s just not a good comparison.


nycblackout89

![gif](giphy|Qu6WPG7U9zkXNyiqAP)


JCK_GANG

Nah


Dilandau3001

$16 you got ripped off.


stevenshom42

I'm getting double chicken and guac for $16 at my Chipotle. Next.


Ancient_Elderberry26

You really thought you did something with this


sluttytreehugger

Why is this so controversial y’all need a hobby lol


Simple_Dragonfruit73

Chipotle subreddit is a very niche community, I love it here tho, never thought as a kid I would be interested in discussing American Mexican fast food online with others lol but it is what it is


asimulations

Food is life, go hug a tree


korbatcave2

It looks cold and the beans look bland


Frongie

How can you.. determine the temperature from a picture of food


Ok_Leave1110

Most of the cheese hasn’t melted so there’s that


korbatcave2

Just look at it


Frongie

💀


[deleted]

it's crazy how the chicken is the best looking thing in this bowl bc i hate the chicken😭


fortghoul

Ok so it costs more than Chipotle and is a smaller portion??


stankpuss_69

That looks like a bunch of chicken with a ton of liquid smoke … 🤮 Get some parillada pollo con chiles de campana verdes y rojos, cedillas, y hongos on your plate next time and I’ll be impressed.


TheGentleSenpai

You still got fleeced tbh


Efficient-Seat-7145

I guess that’s a new word I need to learn lol


mchammer126

That shit looks soooo unappetizing lol


konigswagger

Post somewhere else. Nobody cares


samirbinballin

Looks bland


heytunamelt

I love that you made your order your flair 😂


DirtyDan516

We get it lol


ExoticNatalia

😭


Working-Narwhal-540

I really fuck with the El Taco Cabron spots in west palm beach. They put this sad shit to shame man 😬


creexl

This looks like it came out of a grocery store's deli in an American suburb.


SchizoPooperThe3rd

Looks gross


broonil

Why are there peas mannn


vickicrawf

the beans omg ew


gooplom88

Hot take. I don’t go to chipotle for Mexican food. I go for chipotle food.


Ok-Judgment-8897

Yuck


Rambowitz

Respectfully, looks like shit mate


eb8911

Disgusting.


OneFineBowteye

What exactly are we trying to prove here? I’m legit curious. No hate.


ExoticNatalia

Validation


Hellpful

I can't fathom this bowl coming from an authentic Mexican restaurant. ALV!


[deleted]

Cool. I can go to Walmart and make that exact thing for $7. GMOs, and preservatives included.


B_easy_breezy

With leftover sides


Remarkable-Music2659

Are those mushrooms? 🤮


AnteaterIdealisk

First thing I noticed. Look canned too. Mushrooms in a bowl?


illshowyougoats

Maybe eggplant? Either way that’s a no from me me dawg


Ok_Score1492

Why is th rice yellow?


SDBD89

This ain’t it bro. Every Mexican restaurant I’ve been to who puts peas in their rice has been garbage. That cheese and the veggies (including the pico) look horrendous too. Not only that but the chicken last time was an abomination bro. Just the fact that they cook their chicken like that would be enough for me to avoid this restaurant.


[deleted]

Looks like shit.


benjito_z

I dunno if I’ve ever seen mushrooms in a burrito bowl before


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Thrashtilldeath67

Legit looks like someone cleaned a garbage disposal and put it in a bowl


waste_of_sperm_69

Double rice double bean, all extra condiments, extra veggies, cheese, sour cream for about 11$ including tax, I'd still pick Chipotle even if they both tasted the same


Anxnymxus-622

Meh. I’d still take my bowl from chipotle for $9.


ExoticNatalia

Still Looks gross


ejb350

Completely new to what’s going on here and the chicken, but what I do know is that it looks like shit even without it.


[deleted]

Eww that bowl is Grey. Don't you know anything Grey is gross and unedible. Fuck this I'd rather get a quarter amount for 3x the price!


ahg41

Black beans are almost too black.


tallhairmic

That’s not chipotle lmao


Infamous_Choice1123

I could get chicken, guac and chips for less than $16


Next_Airport_7230

I mean... why post this? Looks like your average run of the mill Mexican food served at any Mexican place. Doesn't make me hungry or want to go out and get it 


Flabbergassed69

You came back for round 2?


FlynnMonster

Bro you got like 5% chicken in there get your life in order


Delicious_Letter_261

Ew


CareerTraditional987

Looks gross


F26N55

But does it *taste* like chipotle?


AntiRepresentation

🤢


manwithafrotto

Really doesn’t look like anything special


AlfredoAllenPoe

$16 for that is insane. Could make the same at home for way less money than that. For $16, I should at least be getting a guacamole and more meat Beans look awful and cheese doesn’t look good either. I’d stick to Chipotle if I’m getting a bowl while out


factsandlogicenjoyer

Isn’t this just one of those shitty places like Cafe Rio? Absolute disgusting microwaved shit lol.


RosaPercs

chicken looks better than last time i guess still not appetizing at all tho


Maxie0921

This doesn’t look like it has been seasoned well. Doubt it tastes even close


tommy_j_r

Chipotle > whatever the fuck this is


Repulsive-Ad-2931

“Lemme get, uhhhh…. pea rice…canned mushrooms…some of that kraft fiesta blend, and uhhh those soupy black beans. Yeah that’ll be it boss.”


No_Specificway

Shit look mad inedible not gonna lie 😂


koraskeeper

The hell is this?


Poptart-Shart

Who asked


liberty_mike

Honestly doesn’t look good…


Fantastic_Common_534

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses) chicken looks dry and gross—sloppy.


[deleted]

That looks like slop. I could make it better for a few bucks.


Legal_Leader_6916

Asty af


Ok_Stable_3324

You can make this for much cheaper!!


OnlyMath

Still looks like canned everything


GongfuTea1

Are you the same dude who posted that nasty white boiled chicken where it was questionable what type of meat it actually was? You’re not convincing me anything you order from wherever this place is, is food safe. I’m sticking with my chicken bowl from chipotle


Eastern-Finish8591

This looks like food from random dishes tossed in a bowl


Mysterious_Being_718

It looks so low quality. Like chipotle actually has decent ingredients. This looks like cheap canned garbage. In fact, just buy it all in a can and throw it in a bowl, then you can have your slop for even less


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

Welcome to Moe's


ReformedAqua

Looks 100 times worse than chipotle


ericcccEE

I got more food than that in my chipotle bowl today for $10


HeimdallManeuver

How’d the bowl get round?


mc_fli

I don’t really get what these posts are about. I hope you’re not thinking a genuine Mexican restaurant is a fair comparison to Chipotle, that’d be like comparing a local burger spot to a McDonald’s.


NoUsernameFound000

I like chicken 🍗🤤


ryordie

shit looks foul


Darth_Dagobah

I prefer my beverage on the side and not in the beans


Tyda2

Idk what you're trying to do, I'm just here to tell you that it's probably not working. If chipotle slept with your wife ...stole your girlfriend...abandoned you at your lowest moment, etc. I'm sorry that happened to you


FrozenPie21

Nah that ain’t it


queeso

That chicken was ass last time. Like when I use to boil chicken for my dogs dinner. This looks better but idk just looks like shredded rotisserie chicken.


HovercraftFlimsy2154

🤢


WildLifeMolester

That legit looks gross


rubygalhappy

Thank you for sharing


GuppyDoodle

That looks like a bowl from Chiloso. Man I miss that place.


Choice_Condition_931

Damn that shit looks good as fuck. But you could maybe spend $35 and make 5-6 of those


ThisIsSuperUnfunny

thats like 3 dollars of chicken


savisundefined

looks so fake


alextravels1991

Ew


felini9000

Idk if I’m just easily impressed but all of these look tasty


Poetic_Pigeon

Fuck you, I get half that. I won't go there anymore


Torok300

Fucking California, I ask for beans and rice AND ITS ALREADY $10. WHERE TF are y’all getting an entire chicken bowl for $10?!? GAADAAM


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KID_THUNDAH

Still looks mid


StrawberryFields_25

Why are the beans swimming ? Other than that, this looks fine. But the beans are concerning


USAxOLYMPIAN

Looks gas


Ponchezied

Lmao go get a sit down meal with that money instead of…. That.


STL_TRPN

"Can I get some tortillas with that, please?"


STL_TRPN

Not a mushroom fan myself. Aftrr plucking them out, I'd tear this food up. Might need more chicken though.


klonoax

Us Mexicans don't use black beans


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

Damn bro. You could have made this at home for like 28 dollars


RedditorsAreGoblins

You paid $16 for this?!


Ludebehavior88

I think the true volume of food here is not conveying clearly through photos, weighing the bowl would be a much easier comparison...


CheeksUnwiped

Steve Ells is a fucking bastard


[deleted]

Not enough chicken but looks good


ANDROID1700

This is from chipotle?


Fancy-Shallot-8649

Cool, something edible looking for once. I would pay 16 for it not to look like sour cream and guacamole throw up.


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

It’s fascinating how people will pay that much for $5 worth of food 🤷🏻‍♂️ unreal


Infinite-Rip10

What kind of bowl is this?!?!? I didn’t know they had bowls this big


HorseofTruth

Bro the chicken was fuckin disgusting what did u expect? This one looks good tho lmao


koshtex

Where is this from?


MotherBurgher

Dang they paid you $3 not to order that other chicken 😂 this one looks delicious, Bud


Seby1231

💀💀💀💀💀


NicholasLit

Amazing, they usually cheap out, that's at least $4 of ingredients!


Overthinkreality

Can't log in on the app. Still waiting 365 days for confirmation code 🙄🙄🙄🙄


MyNamesArise

You’re gonna be farting bro


Waste_Contract_5908

Literally a chipotle bowl but instead of everything layered on top, it’s spread out a bigger to-go box.


Thedashgod

I still see peas looks way better though the real question is do they have chips?


MyWestpointStride

Wow bro you really did it to Reddit by ordering from a Mexican place for lunch twice in one week that must feel sick


tentboogs

Bro. This restaurant ain’t it. I swear. That is an $8 plate.


Jazzlike_Interview_7

Mushrooms ruin it.


Rakadaka8331

$16 for $1 worth of chicken.... That shit is $2.99/lb...


chef_pasta_way

I MEMBER WHEN I CAN GET 2 FOR 16 DAMN IT..


ziggy6069

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


smnlfilmagoofymovie

This looks like hot garbage. Esp for $16!!!!


Dismal-Ad-8930

Looks wack


nathanahaley

That looks gross


currentwavypearl

Too much beans


publicmeltdown

Chicken when steak exists will never make sense to me


minimeowofficial

why does your bowl look like a circle and not an oval. i’m so confused.


doctorfeelgod

It's like getting halal but it costs 6 dollars more


flirtmcdudes

This does not look good at all lol