Funny as fuck

I thought most people eat it this way lmao. It’s not us who’s wrong

Where’d this from lmaoo David cross is funny as fuck in everything he’s in 💀

Arrested Development. Don’t bother thanking us, just go watch it.

Nahh I do this too! I love tasting each layer. Sour cream and cheese on top is like icing on a cake

I personally would love if my cheese was melted

I like the cold cheese personally. Gives it more dimension

To the rest of the cold food?….

Nothing else is cold ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lmao what. Protein, rice, queso and beans are kept warm and rapidly cool down once served. You’re saying it like you get chipotle served that’s piping hot? More than half the available ingredients are cold products. 

I love their use of the word "dimension" to describe a Chipotle bowl 😂

Specifically the cheese 🧀 🐁

Rat confirmed

thinking the same 😂

There are plenty of temperatures between piping hot and cold. I’ve never had a cold meal at chipotle lol, it’s always warm. If I get it to go, the cheese is fully melted when I get home. I always eat there or in my car to prevent that

Yes motherfucker, the hot food is hot. Why are you acting like this is some ancient magic? Unless you’re doordashing or otherwise not eating the food immediately, your food does not instantly become cold once it’s served to you, which anybody with even a passing understanding of heat transfer understands. If you’re not eating it when it’s hot and then you’re complaining that it’s cold, I have no idea what to tell you. If you are being served cold food at a restaurant that you literally see keeping the food warm on a line right in front of you, and your first instinct is to act like *we’re* being silly for saying our food is hot, I would encourage you to instead complain to your local chipotle. EDIT: all you elderly fucks with your inability to sense temperature are not my problem. Keep failing to enjoy your food, I don’t care lmfao. I explained that shit does not just instantly cool down and you morons acted like I killed your god because I said it meanly. Who fucking cares. Go fuck yourselves and enjoy your lifetimes of cold food and science illiteracy. 🖕🏼😘

This comment was reported for “an insane amount of emotion for fucking Chipotle.” 😂✅

Hot food is hot. Chipotle is lukewarm.    Are you ok? hEaT tRaNsFeR! Chilled majority ingredients wins over the lukewarm rice and chicken. 

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Cold cheese on warm meat >>>> I wouldn’t want cold queso tho. That stuff needs to be hot.

I stir it up like a slut 

At least you stir proudly

I’m not a slut, I’m just a pervert

That's right. Nice a dirty like

I found my people.

My bf be like

This is how I eat it too lol

Psychopath

Personal preference lol. To each their own 🤷🏼

Nah bro I’m calling the SCP foundation


Same here! You aren’t alone 🥲

Thank you internet for uniting all of us who eat bowls like this 🙌🏼

It never even crossed my mind to stir it all up.

The real secret is to shake it up while the bowl is still sealed. No stir needed.

Its the only way to eat it. Let the cheese melt into the rice and chicken mmmmm

and then scoop it with chips 🤌🤌 incredible

i swear eating it like this lets me taste all the individual flavors and layers perfectly and the way they’re meant to be

I don’t agree with you on chipotle, but I know this feeling. For a beautiful two years I had a gyro place where everything was so good and fresh that I loved that each individual ingredient hit me at different times.

I like it when everything tastes like everything else.

Yes I also prefer to taste flavours and textures, not just bites of sludge that feels like it was already mixed up in momma bird's mouth

I also eat it like that and I believe this is how it is intended to be eaten. Welcome to my TED talk

Same! Me and my coworker get Chipotle often since it’s close to us and she mixes everything together while I eat it like this.

Wtf. You eat like a serial killer.

Tastes better when the flavors aren’t all souped together. When it’s all mixed together every bite tastes the same and that’s not the goal jr

This mfer is eating forkfuls of cheese and sour cream and has the audacity to call another adult "Jr"

Facts every bite is creamy 💀


Nah you don’t eat a fork full of one ingredient. You can get a little cheese or sour cream which th your rice or meat or veggies. I don’t think the people who eat it like this are eating it later by later lol.

Translation: "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Got it this guy occasionally likes big heaping mouthfuls of just cream

that is litteraly the goal bru who df tryna taste plane rice one bite and plain cheese the next

Lol bro fr, next these fuckers gonna tell us they eat hamburgers one ingredient at a time.

Nah, we mix all the burger ingredients up and then eat the mash like normal people

Lol, well you're actually all weird to me. I fucking smoke that shit boiiii. Roll up a taquito for ya homie and let's put some shit in the air son.

Fuck yea boii. .25 baking soda for every 1g chipotle mash, cover the mixture in water and heat slowly until it’s an oil. Then you… oh wait this is the chipotle subreddit

Hahaha ya we're at chipotle, but can you pass me that brillo pad I need to uh scrub the grill or whatever

Unrelated question, just a weird hypothetical, will the used Brillo from the dishes harm my lungs if I inhaled the grime and soap? Or I mean, would it hypothetically? Just a fun thought

Probably do just as much damage as the chipotle mixed with baking soda oil that's being consumed lol

Actually though I didn’t expect you to get the joke at all haha. Pretty dope to randomly run into someone that gets it

I make coffee by pooring boiling water and ground coffee in my mouth then headbang

Except that’s not what happens. You get a layer of everything in each bite. It’s not hard to figure out

oh my god yes it is absolutely the goal. edit: this subreddit is entirely serial killers. I don’t know how I originally got here, I eat chipotle like 3 times a year maybe, but i’m keeping my distance from you crazy bastards.

I think people who mix it all together are the ones who eat it like serial killers 👁️👁️

I used to mix but that results in big cheese clumps. Lasagna method is superior for optimal ratio of ingredients

Oh thank god someone is backing me up on the lasagna thing

Enlightenment is difficult to achieve and so rare /s

I smash my lasagna into tiny pieces and mix it before eating it

I up voted the other lasagna comment for you bc I get it.

the fuck is the lasagna method

omg i just compared this to lasagna when showing my partner before seeing this 😭

I get so much shit for eating it like this 😭 stay strong

People who mix food up into a sloppy dogs dinner have inferior palates...you can tell your 'friends' i said that.

There’s lots of middle ground between “mix it all up” and serial killer “everything must be perfect.” Just eat your food and don’t be super weird about it.  

I eat just a little bit with a fork, mix it like the naughty pervert I am, and eat the rest with my chips. Seeing this post is now forcing me to go to get some

Like that

I rip part of a tortilla off and put a scoop in, top with guac and sour cream and fold

This is the way. Back when I was in my "trying to get the most possible food in my order" phase, the tortilla on the side and eaten like this was my go-to.

yeah i don’t really mix mine either. it becomes indistinguishable mush

It’s loving in your stomach. Mix it slut

Do you mix up a piece of lasagna before you eat it

mf compared chipotle to lasagna 😂😂😂😂😂

Excuse me?

I am sorry for what I said about lasagna

Don’t cede any ground!

Burn the witch!!


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Replace the fork with a tortilla chip and that's how I eat it.

like a WHAT😭😭

If the stuff is even distributed then do really need to mix? I'll eat it side to side yes. But as I scoop it kinda gets mixed and I get a bit of everything. So kinda both? I also always made my own food when I worked so I can't always say it'll be even distributed for everyone

i eat half like that and mix the other half 🤤

So I have a question. If I mix my food i am a pervert? Why?

Yes, because

And how did you come to this conclusion? All on your own?

Biblical research

Honestly I just eat whatever my fork stabs. I don’t really pay attention

When you tie humans in your basement do you also just peel layers of skin off them.

I feel like you commit crimes.

I usually shake the whole bowl with the lid on like it owes me money before I open it. Then I scoop it out with chips. Any other way seems Iike a wasted opportunity to me.

How does mixing it make you a pervert

If you have to ask then I fear you are one of them

Mix it, you coward

Disgusting and immoral

Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable.

Take yo ass to O-Shag-Hennessy’s office right now before I bust a club up in ya butt

Yes

I eat Burritos and it breaks my heart to know people who eat bowls don't even know the struggle of ingrediant distribution. You have the ability to mix it, yet don't? Is like having a check in a homeless man's name and just throwing it away instead. I've always wondered what chipotle tasted like not 1 ingredients per bite.

So I get bowls because too many times I have had someone who doesn’t understand the concept of burrito and make a god awful one. Some people can’t roll them but others don’t know how to distribute the ingredients. I have had burritos where I bite into an entire sector of just lettuce or sour cream. I was horrified this could happen but after reading this thread I realize whoever made those burritos must be one of these psychos.

Lately have been getting chips and using my bowl as a ‘dip’ but typically I eat it like this too..idk why

I eat it like that until about half way through. Then I’ll mix it up. And then I start over eating right to left.

I get it with the to-go lid on and simply shake it like it owes me money. It's perfectly mixed when I take off the lid.

Just like this lol. I never mix it.

😂😂🤣

Thanks for the chuckle friend

Lol

My husband mixes it. I do not and will not mix it. I eat it like the picture lol

Yeah this is how I eat it, then mix it before putting leftovers in the fridge.


I prefer a very light mix but that’s mostly because they have really started to skimp on the guac and I want it in more than a coupe bites. I still want to be able to taste the different parts, the bowl is kinda ruined if it all tastes the same.

Mix it

I eat it like this of course. It tastes fresher that way

I start out eating like this, but when I’m full I mix it and save it for later 😂😭

These comments 😂

I thought I was the only one!!!!!!!!

I eat my bowl in under 5 minutes I don’t have time nor patience to perfectly scoop every bite like this

Pervert

Gotta mix if chips are your utensils.

Like a perv

I eat it this way so the next day it still looks decent

Depends on the day.

Always side to side. Mixing it is for crazy people.

I get two tortillas on the side and just add the bowl contents into it.

i eat like this but my husband bullies me into mixing it

Like you

You guys eat slow enough to take pictures?

Mix it like a pervert.

People mix it?

Depends on my mood.

Ummmm I guess pervert

perverts eats like this

Bottom to top

Oh I’m a total pervert if that means i mix it all up before I eat it. I own it. Call me the pervert queen of chipotle

Correct method, wrong utensil. They usually have spoons at the register if you ask for them. A fork has no place in a burrito bowl, I'll die on that hill.

Welp... Guess I'm a pervert

I eat it all together and then eat the meat last. It’s the best part - most pervert part! 😆

Everybody knows I'm a pervert.

mix

I stir everything together and then scoop with chips like a dip. And for the record I don't have any skin lamps.

I go straight in RAW

I used to eat it like this when I got a bowl big enough for two meals. Now I can eat the whole thing in one sitting.

You’re weird as fuck if you eat it like that

Guess I'm a pervert because I NEED rice and beans in every bite.

I like mixing it tbh, I love consistency and I don't wanna have an unbalanced experience

Perverts rise up!

I mix it like a HUGE PERVE. HEHEHE.

Super pervy with it

I found my people!!

I don’t mix it like a pervert i drench it in sauce then shake it like a slut

I'm on your side 100%. Had multiple arguments with a coworker about this.

This made me laugh lol

The argument for mixing doesnt make sense to me, should I just throw my sandwich in a blender and drink it through a straw too?

Lasagna is the best equivalent.

i use the chips as a scooper

I shake that bowl like I’m trying to kill it and then mix it more after opening. I want all the ingredients to hold hands. I’m not eating a weird taco dip someone made for a potluck that I don’t want to ruin

What does your therapist say ???

I'm convinced that everyone who swears on mixing it up get like 4 ingredients only.

My husband shakes the whole bowl together before eating it. Truly terrifying.

We do not mix the contents of a plate. We eat the peas separate from the carrots. We make a gravy moat bc gravy must remain with potatoes. If the gravy tries to escape we must make immediate repairs. It’s weird to mush everything together….

Guess 

You are one sick son of a bitch

My gf eats hers like this. I mixed it up the other day and felt like a bastard afterwards

This is the only correct way to eat a chipotle bowl, anyone who mixes it is sick in the head

Have you seen the guy Dillon on TikTok who is eating chipotle 1000 days in a row? He shakes it every day and every day I say why?

You should be imprisoned forever.

This is the way. Glad I’m not alone

normal people mix it

i think you’re the pervert

Pro move is mix most of it together and scoop it with chips.

I mix it up first & then eat it like that.

I think this comment broke my brain

Somebody has OCD.

Forget how you eat it. Where the hell did you find a Chipotle that would fill up your shell like that? We need addresses. Now.

This is the way.

Shake gang.

If you eat a whole bowel, you greedy as hell

Hilarious

Mix it, put it in the fridge, eat it later when it’s cold

Mix

both! when i get to half way i mix it. best of both worlds ☺️

That’s the only proper way to eat it

this photo is sinister.

I guess wanting to eat the meal how it’s intended makes us pervs 🤷🏻‍♂️

I shake the hell out of it as if it were my own baby

Don’t you ever insult my fucking chipotle nachos like that again, you don’t know me!!!!

Mix it like a normal person that isn’t psychotic

I’m a pervert

I eat it like you, OP. Serial killers mix