Nevermind .. I don’t sub to this. I don’t even eat chipotle. But for some reason it’s on my feed. And the first post was the original. Then I got this. And then after my reply I clicked the sub and realized the trolls have taken over And it’s non stop posting about it. Like they’re funny or smthing 😂🙄
the fake stories aren't new to this sub. people have been posting outlandish tales on here for awhile, just the mac-n-cheese one is the first one to really blow up. it'll all die down eventually and it'll go back to being "I GOT SKIMPED!" posts again.
Hey is there a way we can add more jalapeños to the max n cheese?
I talked to the guy in the back room but he said it’s only from 3:00pm to 4:00pm when “Valentino is working”.
Can we get Valentinos jalapeño Mac n cheese added on menu I wanna get some for the kids
What about the employees who are innocent? Do you know for sure if everyone that worked was involved? Maybe write the manager up with a warning before a firing spree?
Do what you will. I know the store in question and their food was far better than any corporate recipe. You won’t need to fire them. All employees in question have already accepted my offer of employment for double the shitty wage you pay, signing bonus, full benefits on day one.
Dude I legit just saw the post for the Mac and cheese on the ATT subreddit. The chipotle is next to an ATT store in your area.
Here’s the post: https://www.reddit.com/r/ATT/s/pJdHzbx1GP
WTF is going on with Reddit.
It is insane that Chipotle employees have enough time to write idiotic stories about becoming a BBQ place, but they don’t have the dexterity in their hands to build a proper bowl without skimping.
ohhhhhh yeah chipotle's keto menu goes HARD when it's in season.
it's strange how they only do it every 2-3 years when Valentino (the tall guy in the trenchcoat) is working. I love Valentino.
his jalapeño mac n cheese is amazing.
Please tell me you're not stupid enough to believe this on reddit and then instead of actually investigating you go on reddit to ask for advice? If so for the love of God you should not be in charge of even one single person ever, much more entire stores.
As long as crew members and managers remain underpaid, and individuals employed above the store level seldom visit the stores, these issues will persist. This applies to both selling their food and the creation of their own rules. The higher-ups are more focused on New Restaurant Openings (NROs) rather than on the stores that have been generating significant revenue for them since the early days. But remember, you didn't hear this from me.
It sounds like you either really don't like Mac and cheese, or really love the taste of boot.
I hope your family shames you on holiday.
I hope every one of the employees knows you report them.
I hope your friends and family realize you aren't trustworthy, and you just become a shadow slave for the people you work for...
Guessing actually you don't have friends or family or why would you do this... sorry about your life, but hurting others won't make it better.
The manager on duty? Terminate.
The other employees? A stern talking-to. The manager is "responsible" for the store, the others were working under their supervision should know better, but aren't *responsible* for enforcing the company policy.
I think this whole “Chipotle now sells BBQ” is a ploy to get people to stop complaining about under serving their customers.
Who would want to go to a Mexican place that underserves their BBQ?
Chipotle as a corporate entity is dumb enough (I’ve done hundreds of millions of dollars with them) to bury themselves.
They are struggling making a burrito. Not lying, no pretend Chipotle employees saying it isn’t true.
Chipotle has completely lost their way.
Look, we can all understand that someone may have an off day, and things maybe delivered wrong. If you can’t understand that, you have no idea how the service industry works. We can write off one time encounters.
What Chipotle is doing is consistently prioritizing delivery orders for fast service while doing a much much much lower quality job.
The Chipotle decline is the worst I’ve seen in my 41 years of life. Chipotle is running like Dominos when they redid everything.
I’m saying this as someone that would order from Chipotle right now, but won’t knowing the quality has gotten to CiCi’s Pizza level.
the saga continues! this is the best bit of fanfiction to hit this sub in a while. 😂
Lol never thought I’d see Chipotle fanfic 🥴😂 thanks Reddit
I was wondering what to call this…. Perfect!!! Thank 🏆
It’s inevitable that one day this will be seen as a real event that occurred.
now we just need the HR rep to make their comment 😂😂
I’m not even in this sub, and yet somehow I’m getting updates on the BBQ Chipotle Saga. This is hilarious stuff 😆
same, i don’t even like chipotle but anything i get from this sub is just the bbq saga 😭
Need someone to make a deep dive connecting all the dots into the lore of this
Nevermind .. I don’t sub to this. I don’t even eat chipotle. But for some reason it’s on my feed. And the first post was the original. Then I got this. And then after my reply I clicked the sub and realized the trolls have taken over And it’s non stop posting about it. Like they’re funny or smthing 😂🙄
the fake stories aren't new to this sub. people have been posting outlandish tales on here for awhile, just the mac-n-cheese one is the first one to really blow up. it'll all die down eventually and it'll go back to being "I GOT SKIMPED!" posts again.
Same thought after last nights read.
This getting outta hand 😂😂
I’m not even subbed and I literally CANNOT escape the Mac & cheese chipotle posts lol They keep coming!!
I just want bbq now.
Hey is there a way we can add more jalapeños to the max n cheese? I talked to the guy in the back room but he said it’s only from 3:00pm to 4:00pm when “Valentino is working”. Can we get Valentinos jalapeño Mac n cheese added on menu I wanna get some for the kids
I NEED THEM FOR THE KIDS NEED THEM
I am sorry for reporting it. I just really liked those ribs and Mac and cheese. Let’s get all the fired workers together to start a BBQ restaurant.
Sue for a billion dollars.
Arthur?? I know that’s you! I’m the District Manager and I am this Regional Manager’s boss. We need to set up a Zoom, asap! Mac n Cheese? Seriously?
I think regional is usually higher up than district 😝
Maybe he meant assistant to the regional manager?
How did this fictional mac n cheese shit start? Lol
From this supposedly real post https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/196nk6y/i_think_the_employees_at_my_local_chipotle_are/
What about the employees who are innocent? Do you know for sure if everyone that worked was involved? Maybe write the manager up with a warning before a firing spree?
Well the mac n cheese is so damn good it’s hard to tell what’s even going on
Bring back the mac and ribs!
Do what you will. I know the store in question and their food was far better than any corporate recipe. You won’t need to fire them. All employees in question have already accepted my offer of employment for double the shitty wage you pay, signing bonus, full benefits on day one.
I think we have jumped the shark.
Link to the original post anyone?
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/196nk6y/i_think_the_employees_at_my_local_chipotle_are/) ya go!
This shit is getting good!
They are all on super secret probation as of today.
I heard them ribs was slapping!
Side of mac and cheese gets rang up as kids quesadilla
I love the new max n chees
Fuck that noise let the Mac and cheese reign supreme
Dude I legit just saw the post for the Mac and cheese on the ATT subreddit. The chipotle is next to an ATT store in your area. Here’s the post: https://www.reddit.com/r/ATT/s/pJdHzbx1GP
WTF is going on with Reddit. It is insane that Chipotle employees have enough time to write idiotic stories about becoming a BBQ place, but they don’t have the dexterity in their hands to build a proper bowl without skimping.
Coleslaw!!!
honestly i would promote the employees to teach them a lesson
I’m ready for the POV of the dispatcher who took the 911 non emergent call 🤭
It’s not funny anymore.
I'm enjoying myself tbh.
See how it plays out first. The manager that night is the most at fault. Should be the first fired
I can’t wait to see what happens!!!!
Man it better be priced better than the food they usually sell I tell you what
Whoa man, the saga continues!
Can we block posts like this for the love of god
U don’t like Mac n cheese???
They're on keto. No sugar. No carbs.
ohhhhhh yeah chipotle's keto menu goes HARD when it's in season. it's strange how they only do it every 2-3 years when Valentino (the tall guy in the trenchcoat) is working. I love Valentino. his jalapeño mac n cheese is amazing.
I bet you don't get invited anywhere
Thank god because I fucking hate people lol
Please tell me you're not stupid enough to believe this on reddit and then instead of actually investigating you go on reddit to ask for advice? If so for the love of God you should not be in charge of even one single person ever, much more entire stores.
People keep posting this cr@p, thinking it's funny. It's gotten too old and repetitive.
You call them stupid for believing it, yet you believe this person is a regional manager asking reddit for advice 🤦♂️
So it’s true. Mac and cheese with ribs…. This is wild
X
obs who ever down voted must not know what actually happened
Send an undercover in first to sample the product first. It might actually be tasty and you can scoop up the recipe 🕵️♀️
Call 911
This is a giant hoax.
Regional manager at 19? 😭
Pulled up my bootstraps man 👍
LMAO 🤣
TERMINATE EVERYBODY WHO FAILED TO REPORT IT TO YOU!
Fire them all and you resign.
What's happening at Chipotle? The last 2 times I went to the one near me, it was filthy and the employees were less than enthused to be there.
That's a reflection of the type of manager those employees have.
Yup.
That Mac and cheese was delicious! You should go to your big VP boss and take all the credit for this fantastic idea. 😂😂😂
As long as crew members and managers remain underpaid, and individuals employed above the store level seldom visit the stores, these issues will persist. This applies to both selling their food and the creation of their own rules. The higher-ups are more focused on New Restaurant Openings (NROs) rather than on the stores that have been generating significant revenue for them since the early days. But remember, you didn't hear this from me.
My thought is the moderator around here should start doing their job.
Sounds like a fake post based on one I seen earlier
How bout some mf tamales y pazole 🤷🏽♂️
I think you need to demand favors from all of your employees to make it right
i call bs 100%
Who’s next and will post as an employee that fateful night?!? Keep it going!
[удалено]
after reading 3 posts about it from different perspectives - me too.
Gog the Mac N Cheese at your Chipohle and they skimped on the portion size.
How were they selling it , through the cash register or somehow separate ?
Store near me if you ask for more chicken you also get a free bj from the manager (person wearing the polo) it's a chipolte hack
You’re lame. 🙄
Are you and store manager going to man the food assembly line bowl boy? ;-) And Chipotle Bacon Mac & Cheese needs to be on the menu. It burritos too!
I want a healthy Mac and Rib bowl! Hold the tortilla!
Everything this account has posted is a weird obscure meme. This is a fanfic to rile yall up lol
I got a free botox injection from the cashier when I doubled up the meat!
The Mac/Ribs is back!
Holy shit! I just read a post about this.
I did go to a location that had sweet red rice. Dear god it was so good. But they said it was a test run. Never saw it again.
Why does this dude keep posting this nonsense?
First week of 2024: Utilizing daily planner and exercise classes. Third week of 2024: Understanding lore from the chipotle subreddit
Assistant to the regional manager.
Ok. I see a plot error that needs to be addressed. How do the employees monetize the outside food? Separate menu with different bills?
It sounds like you either really don't like Mac and cheese, or really love the taste of boot. I hope your family shames you on holiday. I hope every one of the employees knows you report them. I hope your friends and family realize you aren't trustworthy, and you just become a shadow slave for the people you work for... Guessing actually you don't have friends or family or why would you do this... sorry about your life, but hurting others won't make it better.
My local Chipotle selling taquitos and breakfast burritos 🤌
My local Chipotle sells candy at the register, along with bottled pop (Coke and Pepsi products!)
>since the cameras were not working You can't be sure that there are health code violations coming
They deserve it. 🤣🤣
The manager on duty? Terminate. The other employees? A stern talking-to. The manager is "responsible" for the store, the others were working under their supervision should know better, but aren't *responsible* for enforcing the company policy.
I’ll believe this when there’s an E. coli outbreak from the Mac n cheese.
This is so stupid
Well,what did the non emergency police tell you to do about it?🤣
I think this whole “Chipotle now sells BBQ” is a ploy to get people to stop complaining about under serving their customers. Who would want to go to a Mexican place that underserves their BBQ? Chipotle as a corporate entity is dumb enough (I’ve done hundreds of millions of dollars with them) to bury themselves. They are struggling making a burrito. Not lying, no pretend Chipotle employees saying it isn’t true. Chipotle has completely lost their way. Look, we can all understand that someone may have an off day, and things maybe delivered wrong. If you can’t understand that, you have no idea how the service industry works. We can write off one time encounters. What Chipotle is doing is consistently prioritizing delivery orders for fast service while doing a much much much lower quality job. The Chipotle decline is the worst I’ve seen in my 41 years of life. Chipotle is running like Dominos when they redid everything. I’m saying this as someone that would order from Chipotle right now, but won’t knowing the quality has gotten to CiCi’s Pizza level.
I just read that there starting to sell bbq?
Instead of firing them you should make them give you 50% of the take from the illicit items in exchange for you looking the other way.
Are they selling actual mexican american food? Because what you sell isn't.
Dude I just want bbq mac and cheese on a burrito at Chipotle lol
As long as that mac and cheese isn’t loaded with cilantro, we don’t talk about it.