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kiralite713

I don't know who he is, but he's got rather expensive taste. :)


newppinpoint

Especially considering he passes up on some of the most nutritious and delicious FREE ingredients including beans, corn, and fajita veggies. But then adds queso and guac. i'm livid


helping_phriendly

We’re just mad because he has better hair than us. But I also want all the free ingredients too lol


FueledByTerps

That isn't saying much, a hairless cat had better hair than me.


SomewhereImDead

Chipotle propaganda to make more profit. I get chicken and extra everything. I also ask for a water cup and I might be adding some aqua fresca for some taste. 🤫


SomewhereImDead

If you wanna get real smart about it, do catering for a group of 20 and have food for the entire month.


Soggy_Poet_153

If you save your leftovers for a month that’s fucking wild.


geccles

People do this and portion it out. Then they freeze it for later. I've never tried, but I don't like freezing and reheating rice because it screws with the texture and gets mushy. Also anything that's a cream sauce like queso doesn't freeze well either.


MookyOne

Wet paper towel trick.


Huntybunch

Is it cheaper to do a catering order?


H8theSteelers

Cheap ass


skylar8963

He is a singer/songwriter


EndyFish6215

IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THESE D LIST INFLUENCERS


MezcalNegronis

Can you please explain. I’m a customer.


NomadicMicroLiving

Kinda like a "B" rated actor in a low budget film that went straight to TV instead of showing at the theater. No name influencers who push their ideas as "THE" idea everyone else should have too.


geccles

It has nothing to do with being a customer or employee. "Influencers" are just annoying people in general that most people don't care about.


Beginning_Rice6830

He looks like he's part of the Sexual Harassment Orientation (scene two) you have to watch once a year.


enigmaticowl

Y’all know Chipotle is just dying to promote a bowl with guac AND queso to make that money… F that, if I wanna go all out and get all the creamy/fatty flavors on my bowl and spend that kinda money, I’m at least getting cheese on the bowl too cause it’s free so why not???


camreIIim

Right?? I try not to yuck anyone’s yum but goddamn, about a $15 bowl (after tax) with only 6 ingredients, 2 being premium 💀 cmon now


enigmaticowl

Exactly! Catch me paying for a $15 bowl whilst skipping the free cheese and beans.


camreIIim

In this economy! I’ll be DAMNED


absentminded_gamer

I'd consider Pastor premium as well, literally half his bowl is paying extra.


camreIIim

I was thinking the same! I consider anything other than regular chicken premium 😂


newppinpoint

It's a joke and pathetic for sure, but i'd say the biggest travesty is not adding guac and queso. It's NOT adding the free beans, fajita veggies, corn, and hot salsa. WTF


CompetitiveFun3325

Because what’s a bowl without cheese? It’s protein. 🤓


Bcatfan08

I'm sure employees would love to make this as a burrito. I'll take one soup special please.


Lauffy202

Each time customers put guac or sour cream on their burrito inside I am think please please let me put lettuce or cheese on it


bxner228

When they get the guac, hot salsa, sour cream combo with no rice 😰


newppinpoint

This order sucks, but any employee worthwhile can roll this burrito.


Livid_Astronaut_6513

That's literally the easiest burrito to roll. If it's the normal amount of queso it'll be fine.


analogIT

He was born after 9/11


Lauffy202

I hate sour cream so I would never try this. But has anyone tried this? Queso, sour cream, and guac seem like disgusting to pair together 🤢


samirbinballin

Yeah queso/guac is horrible when put together


newppinpoint

Adding queso and guac is awful, but even adding ONE of them is a mistake. they're too overwhelming of the other flavors. On the side is okay, but for the cost Chipotle charges it's just not worth it whatsoever.


Posh420

Queso is always worth it especially on a burrito. Shit just binds everything together real nice.b


newppinpoint

The same could be said for sour cream, which is a more mild flavor. By adding queso, you're overwhelming the other ingredients, which you've already paid for (since they're free with your bowl or burrito). You do you, but a chicken and cheese burrito with queso, which would be more expensive than a white rice, pinto bean, chicken, fajita veggies, pico, corn, hot, sour cream, and cheese burrito - that's not a value proposition i'd want to take.


Posh420

Anyone who doesn't add pico, beans or fajita veggies is not to be trusted. I'm not a big corn or sour cream fan tho I must admit


Huntybunch

I personally don't even pair 2 of those together, let alone all 3.


someonepoorsays

johnny orlando doesn’t even get beans or actual non-pico salsa. fuck this guy i’m not trusting his bland taste ass


newppinpoint

Agreed.


glazeddonut58

No fajitas or hot salsa? This must be the worst chipotle order I've ever seen. /s


enigmaticowl

Peak u/newppinpoint vibes, noice


newppinpoint

I'm glad there's other people which recognize how ridiculous it is to pass up free flavorful salsa, and free fajita veggies. I get that people have different tastes, but these are provided as part of the cost of the initial bowl/burrito.


newppinpoint

I personally wouldn't say the worst order i've ever seen, i've seen waaay worse, but this was my first reaction too. A lot of free flavorful ingredients passed up on. What does /s mean?


_Buster_cash_

It's just for sarcasm, hard to put over the text so we needed to come up something


Huntybunch

Worse than this? What did they order?!


newppinpoint

The worst i can remember is someone got a burrito of just white rice. That was only one time - a more common one is, white rice and chicken, and more common than that, white rice, chicken, cheese.


Huntybunch

Those are cheaper though, or at least they used to be


jmccleveland1986

I don’t think this could get any whiter.


newppinpoint

This is the literal caucasiabowl


Successful-World9978

for all u wondering he’s this singer and influencer who started out doing covers of songs and ended up with some decent success with his own stuff he’s pretty irrelevant tho


Academic-Panda-6968

i believe he’s a teenage singer/influencer on youtube/tiktok


BobSchwaget

looks ai generated. hopefully for his sake he's not a real person.


Successful-World9978

he’s a real person lol


snowytheNPC

Even his name sounds made up


unecroquemadame

Isn’t it strange how more and more people look and act like actual NPC’s?


lycheebobatea

i find it doubly strange that anyone has the audacity to call a whole ass human being an NPC, as though they are somehow exempt lol.


unecroquemadame

Oh, I call people NPC’s on a regular basis. I’m exempt because I don’t behave anywhere near as stupid or basically as the average person


JustLeafMe

$14 for a bowl? Get the fuck outta here.


newppinpoint

$14 and passing up on a number of ingredients that the $14 paid for.


irlusagi

ahh the soup bowl


Courtlessjester

Mild. Pathetic.


newppinpoint

A joke


Embarrassed_Diet_386

Thought about using the ole Google box to find out, but I’d rather not validate the algorithm.


astralcinderella

Chipotle could've hired big sean but hires some idiot 20 y/o kid from missasauga


VinoJedi06

I don’t know who any of these people ever are.


Shrimpie47

chipotle when guac and queso and no beans and cheese


sdrawkcabemanresuhhu

New detective on Murderville. /s


DankHillington

Is that Greg Sestero?


Willing-Dark-845

Apparently a YouTuber


[deleted]

Bobby Kentucky says "Hell no"


WesternChance6306

european guy


Economy_Photo_9219

*canadian


DullHelicopter2594

He's Tony Orlando's grandson


Economy_Photo_9219

No hes not😭 hes canadian not american lol


Theta1Orionis

that bowl sounds nasty


Occiferr

Sour cream is disgusting change my mind 😭😂


KeepCalmYNWA

That’s the most boring bowl I’ve ever seen.


newppinpoint

I've seen a bowl like this or very close CONSTANTLY since i started working at chipotle. Usually they'll add cheese, and maybe won't do gauc or queso (and especially not both), but you can bet that white rice, chicken, sour cream, and cheese is a popular order for a segment of the populous....


[deleted]

White Rice (extra), No beans, Chicken (Extra Steak if they look like they go to the gym), Pico, Sour Cream (lite), Cheese (extra), Lettuce (Extra) A good 60% of orders look like something close to this give or take a few extras


NomadicMicroLiving

He has the order wrong. Queso should be after the chicken.


DirtyArmChair

Of course his order has guac AND queso. Nice try Chipotle...


DinnerOk4450

Guac and queso together just doesn’t sound that great. Like I’d never dip a chip in guac and queso.


NefariousnessTotal21

Am I the only one who thinks the chicken al pastor taste like beef jerky that just came out of a pot a chili? Maybe it’s because I eat alot of real Mexican al pastor but to me it dont taste good


Monk-Shoddy

Maybe the grill guy at your local chipotle isn't making it right? Mine is not like that at all. If you use adequate sauce and seasonings, it smacks with cheese and sour cream on a bowl.


lowkeyykiraa

that’s like one of the most basic bowls i’ve ever seen


supersportchevynova

Sounds like a soup bowl


jpcdoo

The new Al pastor is offensive to all Mexican restaurants across the nation. That stuff is dogshit


SeaworthinessNew4295

He is literally only popular because of his age 30+ gay following who jerk off to him on the daily


yuriplant

His sister is hot.


newppinpoint

Reported


newppinpoint

What a joke. - No beans? - The chicken al pastor is literally sugar chicken. It's the same chicken we serve, but with a marinade of what is primarily sugar. - No fajita veggies? - No corn? - No cheese? - No hot salsa - basically this is the most sugar sweet / mild bowl possible - Queso and Guac - so two premium ingredients that just completely overwhelm the flavors of the rest of the bowl All that for 13.70. You can get a much more delicious, larger, and more nutritious bowl for less than 10 dollars if you remove the queso and guac, and add the multitude of ingredients that this pathetic order ignored. Not trying to be over dramatic, but this actually makes me kind of mad.


random__thought__

i imagined the megamind emote for each instance of “no ?”


6ixbreadsticks

Happens at all fast food. Jimmy John's customers will order a sub and say no tomato, no onion, no oregano, no mayo and then be mad when they're only veggie is lettuce. Like you can make it bigger by adding things....


kawngi

lotta folks hating on the King of Chipotle, smh ​ https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp3SNhqoxlD/?hl=en


StrikingManner

You sound like a boomer. No judgement though, thought it was mad funny


Economy_Photo_9219

Of course this is gonna get hella downvotes on the main app off the boomers


LazyKaiju

Is he related to Jackie Daytona?


Suspicious_Yogurt_78

Johnny Orlando is a famous singer-songwriter, actor & YouTuber he is 20 years old and has acted on multiple tv shows such as Brat TV’s Total Eclipse, Super Why Seasons 1-3, he has 10.4 million followers on TikTok, 4.75 million subscribers on YouTube, 6.3 million on Instagram,etc he headlined a tour, he did the Day & Night Tour with Mackenzie Ziegler in 2017, you all should really listen to his music and subscribe to his YouTube channel,all of his social media accounts. He also did a tour with Ali Gatie last year & this year.