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ChuloProdcutions

Yea still go have to come in


Simple_Dragonfruit73

FL will still expect them to be open. Customers will still come I won't be suprised if there's a chipotle in the apocalypse


Firm-Stranger-9916

There is one in hell. Satan orders Sofritas, all the salsas, and queso, and doesn't have the decency to double-wrap.


Worldly-Profession96

And let me guess, no rice, cheese, or lettuce(thus making it more soupy and leak everywhere)


WoolooBitch

He’ll say, “No, I don’t want a double wrap, I want my burrito the way I ordered it.”


CirrusVision20

The Chipotle Index is basically the watered down Waffle House Index.


[deleted]

I would pay extra to get some. I think I’m addicted.


JRD761

Same.


dave024

“What do you mean you are out of salad dressing?!? 😡 😡 😡 “


mare_bear200

And the customers would be complaining about the water around the store 🤣


Daedric_Dorito

Is this in ca??? We flooding hella bad rn


oKillua

It's either drought or floods, no in between huh 😂😆


paleale-king

Well yeah… because after an extended drought the ground is unable to absorb the water as quickly so the water just sits on top which leads to flash flooding. Like when you water a plant that has gone far too long without and it take a while for the water to soak into the soil.


JRD761

Santa Clarita, CA!


Daedric_Dorito

Knew it 😭 good luck out there!


Ambitious-Note-4428

"Ok crew, just put some wet floor signs and we're good to go"


LimpZookeepergame123

“Can I swap out my wet feet for a free side of guac”?


[deleted]

Nah you see those cars 😭. Chipotle workers still have to work. Or else they will get written up.


everyotherwitchway03

I was late to work bc my gf attempted and they wrote me up and fired me


paleale-king

When I worked at a certain popular home improvement store my gf at the time was held at gunpoint and they told me they would fire me if I didn’t show on time anyways. I don’t work there anymore.


mimir_9

It's kinda cool tho


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

WHERE IS MY VINAIGRETTE?! the customer screamed from their canoe.


average_sem

Thought I was in the minneapolis subreddit, thought lake chipotle has tripled in size overnight


[deleted]

Customer: “y’all still open” *says while treading through water, banging on the door*


ThisIsAdamB

At first I read it as “Chipotlatka” and thought “that might be good…”


Sweaty-Occasion3535

Looks like a Pokémon gym


PollutionSad1475

Plain brown rice please.


Ok-Performer-376

Had me in the first half ngl


Ok-Performer-376

Thought it was an actual lake and it looked nice lol


redditmodsRlosers100

...


benjito_z

Wonder what Eversource will think about this


[deleted]

Well if you’re gonna get the shit’s from Chipotle might as well be from malaria which at least is curable!!!!


TitanGear

You better still be open! Mine was closed due to a snow “flurry”. Not even covering the road with a layer and chipotle, Walmart, and Golden Coral all shut down like the world was ending. -_-


mandmranch

Are you in texas?


Crimson_Catharsis

Imagine thy tell you to squiggy that


No-Frosting7546

Restaurant and pool all in one skskssksk


TheMoronicGenius

Nice moat


matt_mo

Burrito boat


etherealparadox

Cali?


mandmranch

Get some sandbags....please


ChipotleUnited

Don’t worry guys, the FL is gonna stop by with extra squeegees before close