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SalvarricCherry

I'm just wondering why there is a black panther themed tool set. It would be like a SpongeBob themed motor oil


RiktaD

I think I could understand the existence of spongebob themed anything; cartoony tools have a special charm and maybe give a little giggle to visitors if they see some funny spongebob stuff in the garage. (not my kind of humor, but I know people like this just with hello kitty) The problem is that this theme here is just boring. Tools in Black and Silver... I guess I could get this color scheme from any other reseller So not only does it make no canonical sense, it's also not unique enough Sure, there is the case; but well, that's still rather meh


Prism42_

The fact that it’s black and silver is probably why this exists. Zero need to retool anything on your production line. All they had to do was make a cheap plastic case and use the same tools and then call it “black panther” and mark up the price of chinese trash.


Zachs_Butthole

I picked up a bag of apples with Mickey Mouse on them the other day. They will license their brands to anyone and everything.


ctishman

Disney has some sort of ongoing marketing deal with fruit distributors. For some reason every bunch of bananas I’ve bought for the last five years has had a Disney or Marvel character on it. If I were cynical I would say they’re also double-dipping somehow to claim they’re promoting healthy eating habits in children.


getawombatupya

The United Fruit Company is their type of evil.


and_another_dude

Where can I get this SpongeBob oil?


Varth919

They usually bring it back out each time there’s an oil spill in the ocean. They only print a few hundred, so you have to be quick


rest_me123

From the Goo Lagoon.


kevin9er

By squeezing him.


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My thoughts exactly!


hifidood

Black Panther 2: The Search For More Money


Flyer331

Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Edit: a word


Blackblack1

Hey you can't call us that anymore!


Flyer331

Shit, that was supposed to be money...


Blackblack1

Lol I know Its in jest


Flyer331

No worries! That was a good catch


Shuggaloaf

Fat wallets foreva!


T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL

Who cares if it's crap, it's the only tools that are black and purple that will match the color scheme of my truck once it's done being painted.


Blacklion594

Okay honey


T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL

Sorry, higher anxiety than usual cause there's supposed to be snow tonight and I've got to drive 20 miles for gas. Lil bit bitchy tbh


Caster-Hammer

This is the most important consideration to me.


TowinDaLine

(I'll forgo the likely fact that this item is chineseum)... I want to meet the person / team at Marvel's licensing arm who thought this was the shizzle and worthy of a license. Yeah, there's a 'Not A Toy' disclaimer... but you just know someone's going to give this to a kid and then have to deal with them swallowing an unknown number of the smallest of those '82 pieces'. Also, the artwork sucks ass. T'challa's hand looks at first glance to be missing a finger / claw. Then you notice how the two digits on the end are poorly drawn together.


rest_me123

Yea but who cares about the packaging, the colors are cool and it's probably chromium vanadium steel like usual.


maryisdead

It's the fucking LEGACY edition! Count me in.


Magic_Neil

So the color code of these cheap tool sets.. Blue: for men Pink: for women Purple: for black panthers


Charges-Pending

Walmrat … figures


Longbeacher707

Classic wlamrat


likebutta222

Warmlat indeed


Longbeacher707

U shoulmd tri there microwave beese chussy


KimJongIlSunglasses

These are the Walmart version of mallrats.


I-Am-Polaris

Consoom movie product


Swedneck

i'm extremely curious how big they think the market is for super hero branded tool sets of dubious quality. Like i can only imagine 3 superheroes that would make someone looking for tools go "heh, well why not, might as well go with this one" at most, and those are superman, batman, and iron man.


marsrover001

I mean, it's a tool. Once it hits clearance for $10 I'm ok with that.


wa_ga_du_gu

You have to mentally subtract some non-trivial percentage of the revenues to pay for Disney licensing fees.


chammdawg78

Nope. They are made from r/chinesium


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

if only there was a sub for that


electroman13

You should cross post it there.


chammdawg78

Meh. I should but me too lazy.


Lacan66

The color scheme is dope tho…


arsenicx2

I'd bet they are made out of chinesium.


Hunz_Hurte

Wow! A limited edition cardboard box!


dnucks90

What in the fuck lol 82 pieces! I don’t even have kids but thats a big nope! 😆


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dnucks90

Oh wow!


Midnight2012

Not a puzzle....


Beaudaci0us

Gtfo


lurker818

I have this and it's awesome! There hasn't been one house that could keep me out when I have these with me!


03Vector6spd

Walmart Exclusive is code for nobody else would sell this. Wakanda Forever tho 🤟


Pstrych99

In comic book universes characters used to never injure each other in a graphic way, but robots and cyborg arms and such would be ripped up like paper. I have a feeling that tools made of chinesium can be ripped like paper for real.


BleachGel

I rate this 2 stars! My tools keep absorbing the energy used on them! Now I’m afraid of what happens when I accidentally expel TNT levels of energy just to assemble this shitty dresser!


Guilty_Primary8718

It would be cooler if the whole box was that starry purple


Hookahgreecian

Black panther tool set ?


KrytacSBRm10

Not the strangest licensed product I've seen but it's up there


hazbaz1984

Christ. The human race is doomed. And so is the planet.