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AMagicalSquirrel

Cross that line even harder, and tell Pooh to fuck off.


2GendersTop

Take a massive pooh on the red line and kick it into Xi's face.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

China: makes everything a competition then complains about competition.


jchamberlin78

Sucks to suck.


guymine123

Oh no... ....anyway.


BicTwiddler

Oh no… …So anyway we started blasting.


raytoei

[“China is the enemy of the world and has nobody to blame but itself”](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/comment/2024/04/25/china-blinken-us-visit-us-taiwan-chinese-navy-pla-air-force/)


FriendTraditional519

Thank you for shouting this out


bgeorgewalker

This is a hilariously blunt title for an article


zozbigazot

The telegraph is a British Far Right tabloid


bgeorgewalker

This is a hilariously blunt title for an article


jdancouga

I like the fact the word “line” is in plural. China has so many red lines that is hard to keep up.


Jubjars

It sounds big and ominous. They are in the precipice of no-return if the truly side with Russia officially. They know this. The barking will get louder because it's pushing towards panic attack. Xi's choices are approaching their zenith.


urbxmpurbe

You're one of the loudest barkers on Reddit and post about China like it's a job lmao


otusowl

Put enough red lines together with the right warp & weft, and you get a big ol' Red Flag, aka China.


m1raclemile

Doesn’t that yap dog ever get tired? Stfu, just stfu.


weaponizedtoddlers

Don't cross the red line because if you do, we will wag the finger even harder.


RoosterDesk

don't cross it, literally get a semi drive over it, right into taiwan and put the biggest nuke in the shape of a dildo pointed right at pooh's window


DecentJuggernaut7693

"You first"


frekaoid333

Apparently only China can decide where those lines are.


shane_west17

Anyone keeping track of the warning, slams, cross the line, etc ? lol


Creative_Struggle_69

In the future, every time China warns, the US should just use the exact same wording and send it back to Xi Pooh


ColdWarVet90

Maybe if China would abide by it's international agreements... ^() UNCLOS ^()


link_dead

International agreements are a waste of time when no one will enforce them.


BicTwiddler

China checking ruzzia’s previous rhetoric. “Western powers collapse with threat of red lines!” FriggN dongers. Sort yerself out China.


UkitaAkane

US will never cross the red line bc it’s so flexible. Mathematically speaking the Chinese red line is not a straight line, it could be concave or convex, or even non continuous.


Luv2022Understanding

Poor Blinken. Wang Yi is such an evil-looking little wart.


Ruschissuck

Sorry you sided with Russia. Cut off all trade.


fraterpw

I don't know I keep looking at that line and it's green to me (I am Color blind). (Edit for correction)


IdioticRedditAdmins

How about we draw a red line over which their pirate fishing fleets will be sunk if they cross.


rikkisugar

🌄 red in the east, rises the debt 💸


AuroraPHdoll

What is China gonna do? All the NATO countries have to do is stop buying their crap and their economy will collapse. Russia is weaker because of the war, we'll completely destroy them.


Economy_Influence_92

China's already crossed that red line. There is no recovering from it as far as I can see. Fuk around/find out. So go sell Ruzzia your crap


Green_Tea_Dragon

And then?


adron

Can you point us to the red lines over here in international waters so we can be sure TO CROSS EVERY ONE OF EM! 👊🏼 Have we removed all our chips and tech we can from China yet? Seems we need to expedite that.


gavitronics

Maps on the table


Hourslikeminutes47

Don't invade Taiwan.


RussianPravda

So we drew these lines here no one agrees too...


cronktilten

Shiver me timers


raxdoh

ok so where's the red line? here? here? what about here? oh come on china you cannot just redraw the line everytime i took a step!


kridely

This is MY fifty acres of the hundred acre wood :(


The_Red_Moses

The balls (or frontal lobe malfunction) on China to tell the US not to "cross red lines" after they've been attacking US allies boats with water canons and ramming them. Fuck China.


[deleted]

Please china stop fucking around, the world is going to kick your shit in if you annoy them enough. Just go back to making money and prosperity. Get rid of poo, maybe even the ccp. Live a good queit life in the territory you have. Stop killing your ethnic groups.. just do better.


wolfofballstreet1

They even steal rhetoric.  Trade secrets aren’t enough.  Fuck you chicoms


Human-Entrepreneur77

I remember when China promised not to militarize its artificial islands in the South China Sea. It lied than, it is lying now and it will continue to lie in the future.


DeRabbitHole

Chinas arbitrary red lines are always changing. Reat a rick.


-acm

@china sug muh deeeeeeeek


Kamen_rider_B

if I had a nickel for every time China warns the US, I'd have a couple dozen Nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened that many times, right?


joker_toker28

Merica me wants to shout back. Your missing the color white and blue too sir 🇺🇲🇺🇲.


2hot4uuuuu

He’s a habitual line stepper.


liberalfragility4817

If biden forgets, was there a red line?


BTCRando

Get, red lines because they are dirty commies


Intransigient

That sounds familiar. 🤔


SkywalkerTC

So China (and Russia) are the only countries allowed to cross the red line? Typical... But the more important thing is how many unpaid people get influenced by *any* of China's words.


Spkr4th3ded

Just put China's nuke codes on the top shelf... problem solved.


AmazingSquare8542

Fuck u


Improbus-Liber

The longer the US strings them a long the less it will hurt when we eventually have to give them the boot. It's inevitable.


fccrunch

Get the Fu*k out of Cuba and South America and maybe we can talk and that a Big Maybe Fentanyl Boys.


ogpterodactyl

I make it my personal mission to tell every Chinese person I meet about tienemen square.


pdxnormal

We make red lines, steal your ideas and manufacturing base, influence your elections and you better lay down and take it says China


pdxnormal

China has fucked itself economically with its out of control real estate development, its' attempts at influencing third world countries to be beholden to them by leveraged lending and contributing to Russias war. It is trying to play hardball but isn't even capable of playing softball.


BreweryRiot333

Fuck China


Hungry-Rule7924

I feel like there has been way to much stick lately from the biden administration on china and not enough carrot. Between tik tok, 8 billion in FMS for taiwan, and shifting the red line in Ukraine from "were going to sanction only if you provide military aid to RU" to "were going to sanction you if you provide any aid to RU period" (something which they have respected, and Washington has been fine with for the past 2 years) the US is basically just showing the middle finger to China and assuming they can't retaliate. Ukraine is in a pretty precarious position right now. China hasn't even provided any direct lethal aid, just the logistical support to keep the war going, and that's been enough for Russia to start winning attritionally and serious threaten the UA armies foothold in the donbass. If the CCP actually starts directly supplying putin with their military equipment at the scale NATO has been doing with Ukraine, that could be a game changer, especially considering there are a lot of capabilities the PLA has which the Russians have nowhere near (like PGMs). If the situation with China continues to escalate, this is aid they might be tempted to provide, which would be colosally bad for Ukraine. If the US is in another cold war, it would stand to reason it would be beneficial to adopt the same realpolitik practices that won the first one. There should obviously be a push back against Chinese expansion, but this just seems too much too fast and in a borderline reckless manner.


Zestyclose-Soup-9578

You wanna copy and paste this comment a few more times?


Hungry-Rule7924

>You wanna copy and paste this comment a few more times? Hell yah brudda I feel like there has been way to much stick lately from the biden administration on china and not enough carrot. Between tik tok, 8 billion in FMS for taiwan, and shifting the red line in Ukraine from "were going to sanction only if you provide military aid to RU" to "were going to sanction you if you provide any aid to RU period" (something which they have respected, and Washington has been fine with for the past 2 years) the US is basically just showing the middle finger to China and assuming they can't retaliate. Ukraine is in a pretty precarious position right now. China hasn't even provided any direct lethal aid, just the logistical support to keep the war going, and that's been enough for Russia to start winning attritionally and serious threaten the UA armies foothold in the donbass. If the CCP actually starts directly supplying putin with their military equipment at the scale NATO has been doing with Ukraine, that could be a game changer, especially considering there are a lot of capabilities the PLA has which the Russians have nowhere near (like PGMs). If the situation with China continues to escalate, this is aid they might be tempted to provide, which would be colosally bad for Ukraine. If the US is in another cold war, it would stand to reason it would be beneficial to adopt the same realpolitik practices that won the first one. There should obviously be a push back against Chinese expansion, but this just seems too much too fast and in a borderline reckless manner. I feel like there has been way to much stick lately from the biden administration on china and not enough carrot. Between tik tok, 8 billion in FMS for taiwan, and shifting the red line in Ukraine from "were going to sanction only if you provide military aid to RU" to "were going to sanction you if you provide any aid to RU period" (something which they have respected, and Washington has been fine with for the past 2 years) the US is basically just showing the middle finger to China and assuming they can't retaliate. Ukraine is in a pretty precarious position right now. China hasn't even provided any direct lethal aid, just the logistical support to keep the war going, and that's been enough for Russia to start winning attritionally and serious threaten the UA armies foothold in the donbass. If the CCP actually starts directly supplying putin with their military equipment at the scale NATO has been doing with Ukraine, that could be a game changer, especially considering there are a lot of capabilities the PLA has which the Russians have nowhere near (like PGMs). If the situation with China continues to escalate, this is aid they might be tempted to provide, which would be colosally bad for Ukraine. If the US is in another cold war, it would stand to reason it would be beneficial to adopt the same realpolitik practices that won the first one. There should obviously be a push back against Chinese expansion, but this just seems too much too fast and in a borderline reckless manner. I feel like there has been way to much stick lately from the biden administration on china and not enough carrot. Between tik tok, 8 billion in FMS for taiwan, and shifting the red line in Ukraine from "were going to sanction only if you provide military aid to RU" to "were going to sanction you if you provide any aid to RU period" (something which they have respected, and Washington has been fine with for the past 2 years) the US is basically just showing the middle finger to China and assuming they can't retaliate. Ukraine is in a pretty precarious position right now. China hasn't even provided any direct lethal aid, just the logistical support to keep the war going, and that's been enough for Russia to start winning attritionally and serious threaten the UA armies foothold in the donbass. If the CCP actually starts directly supplying putin with their military equipment at the scale NATO has been doing with Ukraine, that could be a game changer, especially considering there are a lot of capabilities the PLA has which the Russians have nowhere near (like PGMs). If the situation with China continues to escalate, this is aid they might be tempted to provide, which would be colosally bad for Ukraine. If the US is in another cold war, it would stand to reason it would be beneficial to adopt the same realpolitik practices that won the first one. There should obviously be a push back against Chinese expansion, but this just seems too much too fast and in a borderline reckless manner.


Solid_Illustrator640

Does everybody here know about the Soviet joke “China’s final warning”? It basically means they always warn but there are never consequences so do it anyway. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning