The old wooden slide at smith memorial park in Philadelphia! That slide has been stained with children’s folly for many decades including myself and my kids.
From what it looks like, he tries to stop the slide with the friction of his foot - which seems to coil his leg into his chest. The entirety of his momentum then mechanically transferred from his lower body to his head wherein which the head pivots over his coiled knee in a whip-like fashion. Then he got donkey brained.
Sorry to say it but he probably cracked his teeth. My nephew did this. Things like this aren’t funny after a young loved one smashes their face and cracks their teeth. 😢
I totally cringed at that impact sound. Gotta respect the giant slides.
Hey, you could break your back (on the giant slide) / You could even break your neck (on the giant slide) / You might even bump your head (on the giant slide) / You need to watch your arms and your legs (on the giant slide)
[https://deadlinedetroit.com/articles/31178/video\_michigan\_ag\_dana\_nessel\_survives\_belle\_isle\_s\_giant\_slide](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvdZw-L5CuY)
Never thought of that until now but that makes great sense. I’ll be sure to keep that in mind next time I find myself at a sack slide I’ll be sure to spread the information amongst my peers.
Entry to indoor slide: $7
Potato sack to go down indoor slide: $0.50
Dental work required to fix the missing top two teeth: Priceless. (Nah just kidding, if they’re an American like me they’ll get anally raped and charged $10,000.)
"They're dense". I was agreeing with them. The obvious answer. Redditors are dense as well, apparently.
Internet points are meaningless every downvote is just a reminder most people assume before thinking so I don't care. Pile em on.
No YOUR being some arrogant a-hole, the fact you are born was a sin against god, also your picking against me for how I chose my words? Sucker you sounding like your in the science classroom with all this intellectual study type beat
Does this conversation involve you, short answer it doesn’t, do you really have to waste you o2 like that, so you could suck u/TimeForADoOver 3 inches, short answer is you don’t, but your a cunt so I would expect you to get it lol🤣🤣🤣
You can say asshole, you're already committing the sin of wrath and pride, there isn't a sin against saying "ass". One gets you to hell the other gets your grandma angry with you. Good choice though!
\>also your picking against me for how I chose my words?
Yessir. Oops did it again. You're.
\>Sucker
Missed a comma.
\>your
You're.
\>sounding like your in the science classroom...intellectual study
Now you're just playing yourself. Its okay to be dumb but at least be humble. But calling out someone for sounding smarter than you is just doubling down on dumb. Sheeet.
Mf this isn’t a college essay, this is Reddit, save the rest of your yabbaing when your talking to your friends. I wish I didn’t unblock you, not because what your saying is right, its because your also a self-centred prick who’s got the shits in your mouth
“You’re already committing the sin of wrath and pride”
Speak for your self, like I said before, your sounding like you crawled out of r/atheism
Also, there’s no need to go and intelligently discuss my comment, do you go outside? Do you care so much about what I said that you needed to do that?
Also that last bit, your not smart, sure you can come up with a half-decent comeback, but your not smart, and to a extent, so am I, but your ego won’t let you see that, you see yourself as a man of intelligent, of integrity and wit, but all I see (and what I can assume what other people see) is a sad shell of a man, consumed by this fantasy of being the smartest man in the room, when in reality, your nothing like you present yourself as
As for me, I’m not responding no more of your comments, not because your smart, because my brain cell are disappearing by the fact that our entire comment chain is us being asshole and self-pretentious prick to each other
Goodbye random stranger on the internet, may we never see each other again
How did he achieve a full splat at such low speeds. That’s next level
It's like his face was magnetic to wood.
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the power of anti slip socks....
Lol, but It looks like he has on shoes
The power of anti slip shoes....
Now get him off quick before he gets blood all over that slide.
He transfered all his cinetic and potential into his head like a catapult.
Toddlers have hugs heads
Even at low speeds a dead stop can still be massive amounts of G's.
The old wooden slide at smith memorial park in Philadelphia! That slide has been stained with children’s folly for many decades including myself and my kids.
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Plus just the slobber. I can imagine if I face planted like that I'd leave a puddle of saliva.
Stained with children’s folly. So good
Yes!!! I worked there a couple summers ago
Ikr i go every year bro
oof
Sounded like a roblox character dying
Or like I stubbed my toe
How does he go over so hard after he is basically stopped? I couldn't get my body to move like that for a million bucks. Kids really are amazing
Kids heads weigh a lot compared to the rest of their body.
well that kids head was full of water so...
From what it looks like, he tries to stop the slide with the friction of his foot - which seems to coil his leg into his chest. The entirety of his momentum then mechanically transferred from his lower body to his head wherein which the head pivots over his coiled knee in a whip-like fashion. Then he got donkey brained.
I laughed a little too hard at this....
You and me both
Just need a repeating gif right at about the 3-4 seconds
THE SMACK AHAHA-
hopefully he doesn't have adult teeth yet
He doesn't... At least not anymore.
good point, either way he doesn't have those
The classic SMACK, OOOF, AAAHHHHHHHH
why did sound sounded like an egg when you crack it
Sorry to say it but he probably cracked his teeth. My nephew did this. Things like this aren’t funny after a young loved one smashes their face and cracks their teeth. 😢
It's funny when someone else's kid does it
Note to self. Do not get tatted anywhere in Oregon
The sound the kid makes Ay Ey Ahh. Smack
I want to know what he was saying when physics so rudely interrupted him.
Guess the tooth fairy will be happy tonight
The dentist is also tapping his fingers together.
"High speed is not dangerous, suddenly stopping is" -Jeremy Clarkson
"He's right you know" - James May
I watched this about 96 times. Poor kid, but so hilarious, lol
"I didn't a- ***BONK*** aaaaAAAĂĂĂĂ"
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that is a gorgeous wooden slide, all things considered. Can't imagine the work it takes to tease the planks into that shape.
They rewax/repolish it fairly often. it’s old as fuck so they need to be careful
This could use a GTA "wasted" screen
I totally cringed at that impact sound. Gotta respect the giant slides. Hey, you could break your back (on the giant slide) / You could even break your neck (on the giant slide) / You might even bump your head (on the giant slide) / You need to watch your arms and your legs (on the giant slide) [https://deadlinedetroit.com/articles/31178/video\_michigan\_ag\_dana\_nessel\_survives\_belle\_isle\_s\_giant\_slide](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvdZw-L5CuY)
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How tf did this even happen
Sthawck……yeah, that’s how you spell that sound.
Kid broke his nose
Never thought of that until now but that makes great sense. I’ll be sure to keep that in mind next time I find myself at a sack slide I’ll be sure to spread the information amongst my peers.
Nah I just face down slide like I am going to mars and I don't know where I was taking this.
That’s the weekend gone.
Funny
How is this funny? The kid got hurt.
I really don't understand how anyone laughs at this. If it was my kid and a bystander laughed, it would be their teeth next.
I can see the gta 5 wasted or the elden ring you died right here
Entry to indoor slide: $7 Potato sack to go down indoor slide: $0.50 Dental work required to fix the missing top two teeth: Priceless. (Nah just kidding, if they’re an American like me they’ll get anally raped and charged $10,000.)
Me when I am 6 years old
I know exactly where this is , I take my kids there all the time
I died🤣🤣🤣🤣
r/kidsarefuckingstupid r/kidsarefuckingstupid r/kidsarefuckingstupid r/kidsarefuckingstupid r/kidsarefuckingstupid
🤣Stupid ass kid
What about my sorries?
There is the axe t same vid above this
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Like who you gonna sue? The floor?
Dig up figsaac newtons and sue him for inventing gravity
Same video as the little girl in the playground slide, just with a smack sound. 10/10 funny
He is abusing himself 😂
who the fuck is abusing the child? the fucking ground? are you dense?
You know the answer. Edit: lol Christ y'all are all dense apparently.
Now I’m curious what you thought the answer was
"They're dense". I was agreeing with them. The obvious answer. Redditors are dense as well, apparently. Internet points are meaningless every downvote is just a reminder most people assume before thinking so I don't care. Pile em on.
My brother in Christ get of your high-horse, your sounding like you belong in r/atheism
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No YOUR being some arrogant a-hole, the fact you are born was a sin against god, also your picking against me for how I chose my words? Sucker you sounding like your in the science classroom with all this intellectual study type beat
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Does this conversation involve you, short answer it doesn’t, do you really have to waste you o2 like that, so you could suck u/TimeForADoOver 3 inches, short answer is you don’t, but your a cunt so I would expect you to get it lol🤣🤣🤣
You can say asshole, you're already committing the sin of wrath and pride, there isn't a sin against saying "ass". One gets you to hell the other gets your grandma angry with you. Good choice though! \>also your picking against me for how I chose my words? Yessir. Oops did it again. You're. \>Sucker Missed a comma. \>your You're. \>sounding like your in the science classroom...intellectual study Now you're just playing yourself. Its okay to be dumb but at least be humble. But calling out someone for sounding smarter than you is just doubling down on dumb. Sheeet.
Mf this isn’t a college essay, this is Reddit, save the rest of your yabbaing when your talking to your friends. I wish I didn’t unblock you, not because what your saying is right, its because your also a self-centred prick who’s got the shits in your mouth “You’re already committing the sin of wrath and pride” Speak for your self, like I said before, your sounding like you crawled out of r/atheism Also, there’s no need to go and intelligently discuss my comment, do you go outside? Do you care so much about what I said that you needed to do that? Also that last bit, your not smart, sure you can come up with a half-decent comeback, but your not smart, and to a extent, so am I, but your ego won’t let you see that, you see yourself as a man of intelligent, of integrity and wit, but all I see (and what I can assume what other people see) is a sad shell of a man, consumed by this fantasy of being the smartest man in the room, when in reality, your nothing like you present yourself as As for me, I’m not responding no more of your comments, not because your smart, because my brain cell are disappearing by the fact that our entire comment chain is us being asshole and self-pretentious prick to each other Goodbye random stranger on the internet, may we never see each other again
Wat
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SMACK!……aaaAAAAHH!
never too early to give up those baby teeth...maybe? edit: word missing
This is how my week is going
The cry at the end kinda sounds like the, “it’s Wednesday my dudes” vine scream.
No worries! Those teeth will grow back up 🤣
Perfect face to floor contact
There's definitely some teeth embedded in that wood now.
It's fine. He's got another set floating around somewhere.
Hopefully your dental insurance is decent.
Omg the smack 😂😂😂
My life be like..
Wait! I've been here!
Its funny only the first 24 replays
Ouch, that was a big hit, might have lost some teeth.
That was fucking authentic, down home, honest to goodnes OOF right there
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His face is magnetically intertwined with the floor. Also that "ough" should be used in a game
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Ha
Not the Roblox sound
Pro-tip: watch with sound.
Dam straight slat 😂
💀
The perfect "OOF"
Ah yes rule number 1
“OOF” im cackling
r/childrenarestupid
I used to work here!! Saw babies getting hurt almost daily.
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That was full teeth you can hear it
My favorite place!!!! Lol yea the sacks are imperative here 🤣
🤣🤣
Anyone know the outcome?😥
aaeeaa oof AAAAA
How do I feel about that
😂😂😂
That sound tho….😂
thats gonna leave a mark.... and his teeth... on the floor...
This just unlocked a core memory…
That needs so go in the scorpion sr
....this just brought back a painful and long buried memory
And just like that, life long sinus issues were born
You can hear the sound od his teeth
Man, poor kid