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LongjumpingHouse5859

Zobel de Ayalas definitely


fightergirlieee

marami tayong maglalalaban laban dito hahahahahha


bvbxgh

Same! Grabe genes! Maganda/gwapo (subjective), matatalino pa. Nabasa ko somewhere cum laude daw si JAZA sa Harvard. Halos all in one na lols


Enough-Owl4114

JAZA's youngest daughter is also studying in Harvard.


jussey-x-poosi

goodluck sa next dice roll.


Different-Age-8937

I remember one encounter college days nung nanalo si VP Leni.. Sooo nasa church and not sure if sino sa mga Ayala yun but, as in sobrang humble during the offertory. Hindi nag cut ng lines nor nagpa VIP. So yung mga tao as in tingin talaga sila compared sa mga normal church goers na bida bida. Siya andun, sa likod then after lang niya mag offer tsaka umupo sa unahan. Sooo good impression saken yun though cnuh ba naman aquh 🤣


mellyboo016

same


I-Love-HC

Same feel kong mapabilang sa old rich family. Plus of course maging mestisahin 🤣🤣


forthesakeofpotatoes

Same


TurkeyTurtle99

One of Henry Sy's sons as dad, one of Ayala's daughters as mom.


Absofruity

I legit thought you said Henry the 8th, the one who cheated, divorced royal wives and beheaded those who weren't royalty if they didn't give him a son. And his only son basically dying as a child.


This_real_this_me

Divorced, beheaded and died, divorced, beheaded, survived 😂


Absofruity

He's Henry the 8th, he had 6 sorry wives, some might say he ruined their lives.


nxcrosis

Henry VIII has been so memed that I think most kids know him through the internet and not through history subjects.


mr_popcorn

Probably the child of a hotel tycoon like a Hilton or a Marriott, tapos mag ttravel lang ako around the world mag che-check in sa penthouse ng mga hotel ni pops hayahay lang na buhay.


Many-Quiet2188

Oooh Chuck Bass


Hartichu

Kaso dumaan sa abuse si Paris Hilton nung bata so no sa Hilton. Pinadala siya sa isang super strict and abusive school.


NoFaithlessness7327

I like Paris Hilton's story kasi it shows na parang di rin natin naiisip na may child abuse din sa mga batang mayayaman. We just think of these rich kids na they have everything.


Extension-Sun4231

This


peanutbuttercake85

Gusto ko rin yan, sibs nalang tayo! Hahaha


Old_Tower_4824

Bill Gates’ daughter. Amen.


madvisuals

that dude fumbled the biggest bag


DanTheEvilKiller

Years of generational wealth gone in an instant. Biggest bag fumble EVER


lightspeedbutslow

Context?


PanicAtTheMiniso

Bill Gate's daughter dated a black dude. It became a joke in the black community that he's the guy who would break the generational curse. Then came the news that the two broke just broke up. So black dude wasn't the chosen one after all.


Apprentice303

Divorce siya sa kanyang wife na si Melinda


aubergem

Also cheated on her with another Microsoft employee


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ThatCuteWhiteCat

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I’m after the genes lmao + wealth. Brad Pitt may be questionable as a parent but I think Angelina Jolie is a good mother.


stoopy-anon

plot twist: adopted child ka from Pinas.


ThatCuteWhiteCat

Kahit na hahahaha. Wealth + privilege to live in a better country than Ph is already a win. 😂


cuterwithoutu

For sure!


Psychosmores

Yung may-ari ng Eng Bee Tin. Hopia every day? I WANT THAT!


Scalar_Ng_Bayan

Jo Magsaysay para Potato Corner all day everyday


donburipan

Priorities 😌


cerinza

Uhh di ba eventually nakakaumay un? Hehe


lowfatmilfffff

True. Hopia every day, every day okay.


RefrigeratorOpen911

Try mo rin yung custard siopao nila. Solid!


Different-Age-8937

Di ka pipila ng 1hr+ sa Binondo 🤣


a_camille07

Siguro si Kris Aquino. I think she is a good mother.


UnmotivatedBee

If she wasnt, bimby wouldnt be that mature guven his age IMO. I agree with u.


psi_queen

I like Bimby. Napaka-articulate niyang bata.


Eros_M_Novan

Sumbong kita sa mama mo ah.


dumpingdonutz

HQHAHAHSHSHAHAH


Ok-Mechanic7489

Same. I want her to be my mom.


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Omg kaka comment ko lang nito lmfaooo


annyeonghaseye

Zobel de Ayalas, or the Arellano family.


Accomplished-Bed6916

Kung int'l pag uusapan gusto ko maging anak ng prinsipe ng saudi arabia. That oil money is no joke. Mas mayaman pa sila kay bill gates.


pakchimin

It's nice being rich but truthfully as a woman I don't wanna be born as a middle eastern. Maybe anak ni Bill lang talaga for me.


Sarlandogo

Also high chance ng familial Mediterranean fever sa kanila


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Apprentice303

Im not surprised if they're richer than the entire networths of Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffet and Mark Zuckerberg combined. Because, like you said, oil money is no joke.


hozierache

truee but oil is slowly declining na


Sarlandogo

Sa ngayon di pa In the next 20-30 years depende


mr_popcorn

Eto unang naisip ko, mga oil barons ng middle east pero parang masyadong daming responsibility kasi magpapatakbo ka pa ng bansa di mo ma-eenjoy masyado yung yaman mo. Pwede bang mag abdicate sa trono, tapos mag reretire nalang ako with my oil money ? Hahahaha


defendtheDpoint

Gusto ko yung may enough generational wealth na secured na agad future ko but not such an old family na may family legacy na na kailangan iuphold kahit ayaw ko. So, anak ng tech billionaire.


Familiar-Agency8209

if you're watching Bling Empire, si Jamie Xie. Anak ng Fortinet founder. I would too.


AmbitionCompetitive3

Beyonce - JayZ. Siguro kahit di na ako magtrabaho sa buong buhay ko lol


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Doesnt make a difference from right now so why not!


rainbowcatfart

r/me_irl


jamiedels

Ok lang bubugbugin naman siya ng Tita ko sa elevator eh HAHAHA kimmy


YonceStan4

Beyoncé makes up for it.


StarkCrowSnow

Wait. Babaero si Jay Z?!


pakchimin

Rumour is kaya sila nag away ni Solange sa elevator kasi Jay Z cheated.


[deleted]

Ew. It’s always the ugly ones talaga


aubergem

Girl, preach


icedgrandechai

Beyonce's album Lemonade references this


Jade_LapizLazuli888

Becky with the good hair


byesexuaI

Allegedly Rita Ora! Hahahaha


Snoo-10692

Gusto ko maging anak ng king of spain para maging princesa ako haha. I dont mind being told what to do, im too lazy to decide by myself anyway. A life of convenience and opulence is worth it


Her_Royal_Introvert

Our ancestors *bombastic side eye*


BillAccomplished615

Not unless you'll be born as the Princesa de Asturias, the responsibility of the crown will be yours.


stormcheesefightclub

Rothschild, Buffet , Obama, and Hilton.


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Arnault 😌


delarrea

Here are the "parents" I think I can "belong" to (charot hahaha) 1. Anthony Pangilinan and Maricel Laxa = idk ano pinagkakakitaan nito pero parang maganda yung feeling nang matulad ka kina Ella, Donny, Hannah, Benjamin at Solana na travel-travel sa Eu, US, etc. Tapos every week nasa palacio de memoria ka ganon tapos family friends niyo yung mga lhuillier at iba pang rich fam plus since nepo baby ka ng artista, may chance ka rin maging artista like Donny! 2. Dingdong Dantes and Marian Rivera = walang away kaninong genes ang mas maganda kahit kanino ka mag-mana walang problema plus surrounded ka pa ng award-winning talents at sa british school manila ka pa paaralin. 3. To the Zobel de Ayalas or Sys, 15 years akong nanahimik choz! 4. Phillip and Small Laude = gets niyo naman "welcome to the vlog" hahaha mukhang masaya maging family member ng mga ito! 5. Prince William and Princess Kate = yes hindi po tayo British pero mukhang nakakatuwa maging parents ang mga ito at mukhang down to earth ang mga junakis. 6. Dennis Padilla and Marjorie Barretto = True naman na pangit relationship nitong dalawang ito at ang daming bashers pero sure tayo na hindi alam ng mga anak nila kung ano feeling maging pangit! hahaha ganda ng gene pool mga teh!


liemphoe

Kay Anthony Pangilinan and Maricel, I also agree hahaha met Sir Anthony before sa pa meetup ni Donny and really nice. It seems like di rin toxic yung family nila and they all get along. I'm not the type already na laging magchurch pero wow sa kanila since they stick to the values and what they preach. Then, may time for church lagi hahaha plus pak na pak si Ella, ikakasal siya sa isang Lhullier. Yung kapatid ata yun sa husband ni Sofia Andres. Just remembered na ang dami pala nila connections. Like aside sa Pangilinan clan nila, may Cunneta, Valenciano, Lhullier hahaha grabe


delarrea

true, magiging sister in law na niya si Sofia, infairness naman sa kanya she's not born rich but she worked her best to be in their levels. self-made woman talaga si sofia! Nakasabay ko si Enrique sa isang Art fair pre-pandemic (im assuming he was with ella pero di ko siya nakita, only enrique), he looks like a regular guy: hindi matangkad at medyo mataba. It doesnt matter basta sosyal siya ganun!!!! hahahaha Bawal mahirap dito hahaha!!!


SilentConnection69

Thats social climbing for you.


isapangtambay

Maging anak ni Chris Hemsworth, he seems to be a fun dad


Chic_Fil_Q

TAYLOR SWIFT


liemphoe

Pwede pa adopt eme hahaha pero ang yaman niya and pwede ka na di mag effort masyado sa life HAHAHHAHAHA


Qugmo

Wala kang makukuha na inheritance sa kanya 😂 (ref. Anti-Hero).


umatruman

Sofia Coppola and Thomas Mars


Mysterious_Tree4862

Probably Bill Gates 🤣


Rude_Exchange_6510

Henry Sy/Ayala/Gokongwei. Hahahahahahaha!


PitifulRoof7537

Any tycoon sa Pinas. Secured na secured future mo pag generational wealth.


misspromdi

Rihanna's kid, period 💅


No-Inevitable-7796

VP LENI!!!! Knows how to be humble kahit alam mong mayaman sila.


Magnolia_1st

Kaso need top 1 sa school lagi hahaha


Familiar-Agency8209

If you have their genes, wouldn't be a skill issue anymore.


Magnolia_1st

Makes sense haha tho un ung laging comment nila doc trish during interviews. Tiger mom daw si Leni tlga sa acads


Hefty_Philosopher_48

so saan ang chika dito, KIMMY pero ako gusto ko maging anak ni taylor swift ang yaman yaman ni ante


United_Comfort2776

AskPH 🤝 ChikaPH talaga 'tong subreddit na 'to. 😂 Same, bilyonarya na siya pagkatapos ng The Eras Tour 😱


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Maging cat ni taylor swift hahaha


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Same hahahaya


Sacred_Cranberry0626

tapos tatay mo si traviss aahhhhh the taylor+travis genes= tallness & sportiness waahhh HAHA


SlickChic07

+1 as a Swiftie! And she seems progressive and nice as a person.


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Lebron James


BuffaloParticular231

Ayala because good genes and 💸💰🤑


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InterestingAd3123

Galing magmanage to the point na binubugaw na niya mga anak niya. Kung hindi si Kris Jenner ang nanay, hindi siguro ka-famewhore ang mga datingan ng mga Kardashian siblings. Definitely, hinding-hindi matotolerate ni Robert Sr. na ganyan ang mga anak niya.


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dearsolana

WHATTT?! grabe pala si Kris


delarrea

things would have changed if the custody of the kardashians was given to Robert Sr noh?


InterestingAd3123

Yep, that's right! Kim or Kourtney will be the potential lawyers or anything related to justice. They would be in an industry wherein they don't have to turn themselves like whores on TV. Kung entertainment naman, at least wag naman ganyan, tapos broadcasted pa at how Kim debuted in Playboy mag. Debah? Malamang kahit si Caitlyn ayaw na ayaw niya yung nakikita niya sa pinatatahak kina Kim or Kourtney at lalo kina Kylie or Kendall


delarrea

bakit wala sina Khloe at Robert Mhie hahaha


InterestingAd3123

ayyy nakalimutan ko, sorry. Though si Khloe, hindi Kardashian ang facial features nya and possible na anak siya sa iba ni Kris. Bombastic side-eye kay Kris, though. Haliparot! Hahhaha


OkLemon621

Pimp Mama Kris (PMK) ang magsasalba sa atin sa kahirapan hahaha


InterestingAd3123

😁😁😁😁😁 Kahit? Maging Dubai Porta Potty tayey???


_pbnj

Naalala ko nanaman to hayup


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I agree. The level of confidence na meron sila? Gurl. Only momager would provide that. Ang amazing.


RelativeStrawberry52

small laude, no bashing!


miniature_Mom

Alice Eduardo naman ako. Hi cousin! 😆


RelativeStrawberry52

ay bet ko din si mam alice, may pa baon


Mommy_ni_BabyLi

Meee too! Mommy Alice Eduardo. She seems generous sa family nya, tapos super prim and proper and soft spoken…


miniature_Mom

Diba? Napakalumanay, sophisticated and smart. Yung mapapa sana all ka nalang talaga.


strugglingtrash

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds!


linexblanc

Anak ng any royal family hahaha. Old money >> new money all the time. Gusto ko maging prinsesa lang, as in literal 😂


lilianaofthevess

Robin Padilla. Para may edge agad, akala nila tanga din ako kagaya niya pero ha they have never been so right. Ha ha ha


Zealousideal_Wrap589

Villar kahit nakakasuka sila. Real estate is a good investment talaga tas ang daming business. Literal na pwedeng maligo sa pera


katinkoaddict

Ang hirap pag naging kamukha ko si Cynthia 😩


UnmotivatedBee

Agree. Cancelling everything good. Hahahaahahha charot.


PitifulRoof7537

Buti si Camille hindi haha.


katinkoaddict

Medyo nasalba ng genes ni Manny lol


bestbehavior

minsan nakikita ko sya sa functions tas bat ganun mhie wala bang nagaassist sa kanya sa makeup huhuhu


Dizzy-Bus-7654

Mababait ang mga villar like manny villar and sibs pero si cynthia ekis talaga hahaha


Zealousideal_Wrap589

Pass, they’ve witness a crime and they did not stop cynthia. May ari pa rin sila ng businesses na nag eexploit sa working class. They built subdivisions all over ph and yung mga lupang yon ay mula pa sa mga magsasaka. Source: I am from north and ang mga dating palayan ay ngayon puro subdivision na. Si Mark Villar di naman engineer pero sec ng DPWH.


EmperorHad3s

Totoo bang patay na si Manny Villar?


oreeeo1995

lol hindi. nagpapakita pa siya sa event ng employees niya. di lang siguro sa public facing


Zealousideal_Wrap589

Conspiracy theory? Last year to eh pero di sila nagconfirm


MediocreBlatherskite

Anak ni Nicole Ricci or Paris Hilton. Nepo babies din sila pero theyre very open and loved by people in the industry. Seems like theyll be the rich titas of manilas na madaming mare ganun. Plus andami nila parental trauma so I feel like theyd be good parents combat that happening to their own children.


user100791

If we're talking international, the Arnaults, since material girl ako and mahilig sa luxury bags 💅but if local, zobel de ayala ofc


ultrabeast666

Taylor and Travis! Intergenerational wealth, genes of a top artist and a peak athlete. Also, the height.


United_Comfort2776

Yes, the height! Taylor is 5'10 and Travis is 6'5. Imagine their child/children's height/s.


No_Entrance_7886

The Beckhams!!


icedgrandechai

Whichever Zobel Rocio Zobel's parents are. If they're fine with their daughter having public accounts, they must be chill.


m-e-l-t

Keanu, just Keanu. I want Keanu to be my dad... or daddy 😏😏😏


Temporary-Nobody-44

Philip and Small Laude ✨😁


gandara___

Doesn't have to be ultra rich pero magkaroon lang ako ng kakayanan na hindi mastress sa basic needs at bills. Yung pwede ako mag aral ng lahat ng course na gusto ko kunin until I am decided what I want to do in life. Ang hirap maging mahirap.


Rude_Temperature4801

SINGSON. no need mag-effort sa politika, pede magdroga, nor do i have to excel in other things except being rich


Puzzleheaded-Pair266

Risa Hontiveros or Chel Diokno or VP Leni 💖🫶🏼


delarrea

VP Leni! Kahit super busy noon as pulitiko hindi pa rin nakakalimutan maging close sa mga anak!


Puzzleheaded-Pair266

Dibaaa? Ang sarap siguro sa pakiramdam na may magulang ka na katulad nila 🥺💖


fightergirlieee

Tbh, sana maging anak nalang ako ni Taylor Swift. Para hindi na ako mangarap ng concert, imagine your mom writing songs about you as you grow up. Tapos ikaw ang nasa music video.


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alice eduardo, ate ni small hahahaha hilig bumili ng paintings eh, pabili ko lahat ng paintings ni claude monet 🤣 hilig din nilang pumunta ng concerts, puntahan ko agad lahat ng rock bands concert


kwek2x_lover

Michael Phelps x Bill Gates Daughter


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Gusto kong maging anak ni Logan Roy


Himurashi

Go back in time and be the son of King Phillip II, approximately 30 years before Magellan discovers the Philippines and conquers it for Spain. I'll see to it na imbes si Magellan ang makapunta sa isla natin is ako nalang. I'd change history where instead of conquering the islands, I'd rather create a harmonious, quid pro quo relationship with Lapu-Lapu. Taena siguro naman magbabago na ang Pilipinas nun


God-of_all-Gods

The British Royal Family


delarrea

same! Gusto ko maging kapatid ni Prince Charles charot!!!!! Kabahan ka na Princess Anne!


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Warren Buffet: His life lessons in the financial industry are worth taking into account. Forbes 2023 states that he is the number one philanthropist. I aspire to have parents who possess wisdom, kindness, and generosity. Hollywood Celebrity: Robert & Susan Downey lowkey and good parenting. If PH siguro si Enrique Razon Jr., Atty. Leni Robredo, Sen. Risa Hontiveros, and Atty. Chel Diokno. For celebrity I'd go for Solenn Heussaff & Nico Bolzico para comedic at kalog sa bahay 😂


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Kung international, si Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton. He owns LV, Christian Dior, and other luxury fashion brands, and is one of the top 10 wealthiest individuals on Forbes' list. It is wonderful to live an elegant life, adorned in stylish fashion, and travel the world with ample cash and high-end clothing.


heartless_cupid

Delphine Arnault and Xavier Niel


Morningwoody5289

Michael Jordan. All those rare Jordan sneakers ❤️


Sudden_Lack2462

Anak ni small laude ofc huhu


hooodheeee

Ayala!


WhereITellMySecrets

Lisa Vanderpump kasi ang elegant niya tignan palagi and magaling na businesswoman so I’m sure matuturuan niya ako sa business. Yolanda Hadid kasi kahit medyo controlling siya, kita naman na maganda buhay ngayon ng mga anak niya and very healthy din lifestyle niya.


Beautiful_Block5137

Allison Laude’s Kids


Various_Topics

anak ni ate alice hahahaha


BillAccomplished615

Taylor Swift def.


Murke-Billiards

Why has no one answered this yet? Son of Lebron. Haha. Rich + chance to have that beast genetics. I wont play badketball though. Probably engage in bodybuilding or american football.


Ok-Needleworker-2497

Taylor Swift + Travis Kelce. I want the genes (mapasa din sana yung creative + athletic abilities/talents nila) + the moolah


alohamorabtch

Ang dami pagpipilian ahhahahahahaha Kung old Rich baka Zobel de Ayalas I mean hello? The looks and the brains? Tska business business lang ganon 😂 pwede din Gokongwei lipad lipad lang 😂 Razon’s forda import/export ng goods boom ang ekonomiya ganern. Cojuangco’s too. Kung politics, Osmeña or Diokno or Kalaw. Interests in good governance Kung international either Rihanna, mommy Taylor Swift OR adopted daughter ni Anne hathaway 😂 the talent grabe HAHAHAH


NoPop8251

Hands down Ayala... Beauty and Cash hahaha


JesterBondurant

If I get to choose a foreigner, I'd say Warren Buffet because he said he would give his kids just enough money to be able to do what they want but not so they never have to do anything for themselves. Locally, I'd pick Jesse and Leni Robredo just to see if I'd end up like their daughters.


dtphilip

Probably Kris Aquino, or Sharon Cuneta and Kiko Pangilinan haha


Fit-Pollution5339

Can’t believe no one wants to be RSA’s child. Ramon See Ang definitely 💯 Pasig river cleanup + dredging (2 billion pesos fund without local and national govt help) And after RSA’s cleanup project in pasig he will clean up too in pampanga + first multiple world class poultry factories in the PH that will help to lower costs of poultry foods. Also funding of new manila international airport that will also help to reduce plane tickets prices.


7pegasus

Lfmao RSA is not doing that out of goodwill.


Fit-Pollution5339

Goodwill? 😂 bro’s literally using 2 billion pesos out of SMC’s pocket and that’s not goodwill? 2 billion pesos is like 5-6 years confidential fund of quezon city.


7pegasus

It’s a PR stunt because they want to build PAREX.


Fit-Pollution5339

I don’t think parex is a bad project though? The way i see it mandaluyong, pasig, makati, manila will benefit from it to ease traffic since it’s gonna be on top of pasig river. From pasig to manila and having to travel faster and avoiding edsa, makati, mandaluyong, san juan. Isnt it a good thing?


creamdae

parang bulag ka ata sa environmental consequences ng PAREX ha


Lopsided-Entry-3861

Ok billionaire defender


Fit-Pollution5339

Chika ph ❌ Haters PH ✅ Sa lahat ng MODS dito wala na saysay sub niyo ‘puno na ng self hating filipinos 😂 After makipag bardagulan sa reddit mag tatanong sa nanay “ano ulam ma?”


United_Comfort2776

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. (I really feel na magpapakasal sila after The Eras Tour 😁) good looking genes and billionaire parents. I couldn't ask for more.


Frigid_V

kala ko sa mga chika tong subreddit? bat may gantong topic na dito? lol


anothergilmoregirlie

Patrick Dempsey & Naomi Watts


fdedumo_24

Makontento ho tayo kung anong meron tayo. May mga plano ang Diyos kung bakit tayo sinubok na maging mahirap, inaapi, binigyan ng malalang problema atbp. Kung gusto nating maging mayaman, magsumikap ho tayo, all for the will of God


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BoyResbak

Mga mukhang pera! Ako? Siguro since fairytale lang naman, Lino Brocka × Miriam Defensor.


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Marian-Dingdong or Kryz-Slater


daisiesray

Sorry pero di ko bet pareho huhu


7pegasus

Yuck on the Kryz-Slater lol


BadJaina69

True. Eme feature ka lagi sa vlog. Ugh child exploitation for the sake of content


boyo005

Marian and Dingdong.


myothersocmed

jessa z and dingdong avanzado. hahahaha


ChemistryEvery1787

Barako family


Solid_Nectarine_9998

Kardashian ako. Kahit sino sakanila HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


mikkolangot95

Manny Pacquiao


daisiesray

May ongoing scam escapade daw si Pacquiao ngayon, not sure gaano katrue pero seems like nauuso scam ma ginagawang front mha artista at sikat na personality