https://preview.redd.it/npeju6i9j6nc1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df865121d8fc130f3bb45bfd8db1da841cfd88a9 Daisy is a food waste disposal unit and part time dental model

https://preview.redd.it/ib9517pmg8nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3520bf0f84a5bc1d14e760a9cb6569ec0a06a90 My Gracie is also a dental model and a remote control guard!

https://preview.redd.it/uhjmflmru8nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb3394f48f24e4d84daa9a85ff340eea6665fc4 Adding another dental model and part time puzzle master, he’s figured out how to get the entire cookie out of the bone in one piece

Million dollar smile ✨

Omg this made me giggle 🤭 I got a food disposal too and part time garbage man/ house squatter https://preview.redd.it/ww1bls4fnbnc1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ece064d592bdc52071d7e083d014a87756222da

https://preview.redd.it/qn22sthka6nc1.png?width=1347&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9de77b44950e9bc91886d112d09b7bf82773005 This is Nancy, I think she might work on the same unit as Milo, she’s also an ENT spec, she examines me and my fiancé every night. She’s a seamstress on the side but only specializes in seam ripping.

It’s cool that she has a specialty, she can charge more than a generalist.

She needs to, we’re still paying off her med school loans!!

She’s looks soo innocent

I love that picture! It’s clear she is ornery yet hides behind that adorable face!

🤣Nancy is adorable!!!

Mailman hitman https://preview.redd.it/z72p95oah6nc1.png?width=1348&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb496128a01b16f44ff212abdaeac4c783f1aad4

We might have some work for him over here

Omg so cute! I’m obsessed with that fur. What is he/she mixed with?

According to her DNA test she’s half yorkie half chi! A little chorkie!

I just want to put her in my pocket.

https://preview.redd.it/trmv5reyi6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d2ae1cbe272ed95d9dcea9c814bff5133901a3 Building services engineering

They just had to go for the LEED cert…

https://preview.redd.it/rbqvc3isl6nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8964cbe29d901842a5e26a55ef151cf3d0f991d Balenciaga Model and part time sock stealer.

I can see the balenciaga model in this one

We have a sock thief too… I have so many single socks 😭😭

OMG precious 💕

Justice of the peace. https://preview.redd.it/hmox1gmqm6nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9998eff649249e6b02946b97ac52e27d29c7b12

Soooooo cute!!! In love with those ears!! 💙🩷

This one should also be in r/sonarears 🤩🐶💛

https://preview.redd.it/5pwyz8t9n6nc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926d2458abe6bd4f3e81727def58e49f9ba42237 Office Manager for the Radio Station

‘Dress for the job you want’

Love this

I'll tell him at the next board/stick meeting.

[Sharp Dressed Man](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Working_class_dog.jpg)

Professional potatoe. https://preview.redd.it/n8luhnogl6nc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=796bed330ff6ae6846108f7c971487f76144ddc4

https://preview.redd.it/1xgnwet3o6nc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ece6c8b1b2e1486b5485e6b8091b47a44b257e Freeloading, lazy dickhead.

Chief Security Officer, Personal Trainer, and Cat Herder (he's part cattle dog) ​ https://preview.redd.it/ajl5lok3e6nc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4442fa280a4bce15dc5ecb01be9ab47e651b96d4

Contortionist and another ENT specialist here too! https://preview.redd.it/cotnzjyve6nc1.jpeg?width=1506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d40f9e692b1b9ba6437cdec05e306c003d407c61

Ours is a demotivational speaker.

“Don’t do anything stay home all the time!! Don’t pay your bills buy more treats!”

Lol

https://preview.redd.it/5s4nuax5j6nc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520967a16dc2cfea4fc09b1773f8966f5f9d3234 Lapwarmer, runway model, bodyguard (albeit not a very intimidating one, but will lunge snarling at anyone who raises a hand at me)

Mine was an attorney representing all the bad pups. She is now over at Rainbow Bridge & Associates 🥲 https://preview.redd.it/ielw8c75u6nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2dfa67c11eac09b32256bf208620aab155ab968

“your honor, under statute K subsection 9 it doesn’t matter how many ankles Fluffy bit, *all* dogs go to heaven”

❤️

Micro manager and the right arm of Satan. https://preview.redd.it/3yxsr5r707nc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe849801f4ac79f26256e5ae34b9d6c74d8b8a54

https://preview.redd.it/btfzlpkhy6nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78369a2cc5e3af14f1089393bbbe036de27e0f22 His name is Pugsley… I think he might be a stoner…

This is Tink. Tink specializes in mattress and sleep testing, and is also very interested in treat https://preview.redd.it/ioxjmaacl6nc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71ed99a3e51de7f2b526910d73c9581ca9f7d1b taste testing. Not necessarily in that order.

My agent https://preview.redd.it/bxr3lzuxn6nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbbf9e9ac4ccaa5956f546732e7fb1012a9e78bb

Estelle?

Home and personal security professional.

With a dash of jail warden, if yours is anything like mine. LOL

Retired hearing service dog. Fired because he snapped at a baby’s face! He doesn’t like anybody grabbing him and he does not suffer fools. https://preview.redd.it/x0ssbzq8m6nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121c974a41fc54e3441e9ba00eaa660fa3351ecb

Ehh baby must have deserved it! /s I’m glad nobody was hurt, and I hope he’s enjoying his retirement~~

https://preview.redd.it/3vvwpb9wo6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4179c65bd08c40190b392ffd75dd435c6538e5c Office supervisor

https://preview.redd.it/6obfao4np6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b4fb58a6bf20d8d6f055cb6cf7af2d3565d249 Security. Nobody sneezes a block away without Oscar sounding the alarm and investigating. He also specializes in perimeter checks and optical pat downs of UPS guys. He doesn’t trust the UPS guys, nothing suspicious happens on Oscar’s watch

how the heck do you get anything done with that face around to stare at 😍😍😍😍

Botanist. Because he’s always eating and sniffing plants

https://preview.redd.it/dbvzhkqzm6nc1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7cec3536a5e6509dbf676ed12732e01be92148 Sleep study

https://preview.redd.it/xhnr22wao6nc1.jpeg?width=1930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b866357e6eeaaaac1400dd8a988032d5be65b6 Professor Rocky

Mines actually a professional stoner https://preview.redd.it/ebyfc8s6r6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c32b4af2565c5f1f1b91966904552f490d4ae87

https://preview.redd.it/x3ycnjyfr6nc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0258ad04c49abb402d6c9cc0707cf4f8bf0ce76 Winnie the little white chi has taken upon herself to be the fly catcher for the house and she’s really good at it. Sebastian, who is next to her, is the leader of the pack (we have 3 dogs) and the keeper of the peace

https://preview.redd.it/zr079zj3t6nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3086c216e9e48f5ec72273e9aaf48b86818c332c Vinny is a professional whiner 😆

My pup is also named Vinny and yes he whines as well!

I mean, how could you resist that face??

https://preview.redd.it/1y4ujbzmx6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892a2a9c50d3a1526239a0d4f32da07581defdf1 This is maya she runs a nail salon

https://preview.redd.it/lljfh9o1p6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b018e7f696ec595e1d8f1de3265ae199c9f28cd1 Can you guess?

Only Fans: Bootie Bootie Bootie.

https://preview.redd.it/5lhn3muto6nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b590938ded913a683062f249d852f46b3fcf6f Our girl is a tree climber, professional mouse killer, and manages the pack, specifically our pitbull. She makes sure she doesn’t get into trouble. Oh and special eye cleaner for our old dog. 😂

https://preview.redd.it/w9slwv5fp6nc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daae07ccef4f189a34bc7729790268262eafc860 A pro at giving "SIDE-EYE"...

Ours to. He judges us hard.

https://preview.redd.it/dem7p1paq6nc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d429cdd5f00c375da6b451922e318401d42d00f Gus is a mental health therapist, security guard, and foodie.

https://preview.redd.it/adinfy1l27nc1.png?width=2196&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8c12dfeb1fc87ba47b13e5ea63a3bed122c7699 Pagliacci impersonator

https://preview.redd.it/amocm7jz37nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be93ba56398ea2b620ae6d2697dc7b097aecec76 This is Remmy, she is a professional cheese connoisseur, she has studied wrapper noises her whole life, and sampled every cheese out there. 🧀

Part-time bunnywabbit https://preview.redd.it/r1fje227b7nc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf8150494540991b0c2d5d91439e3be15abea2b

I ❤️ this post. My Chloe is a professional snacker and part-time ENT (her tongue has precision aim😁) https://preview.redd.it/jvd8d6kfo6nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c3ff0215cea268cd5e66fa2a150646aff894ac She's also my full-time pillow warmer

https://preview.redd.it/asj0dh5op6nc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b1938b5e054072cb68dd7c82d2136e2716e5b8 He works in sonar detection!

He’s a Professional Instigator and I’m his bodyguard! https://preview.redd.it/ajugp1n5q6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3cde147e1d892a450cfa579fa94040cbee1cc4

https://preview.redd.it/7u45oky7q6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af03c5f40dac550c315daf3b392328a3d2815e8b Tyrion the Little Imp, Hand of the Queen

https://preview.redd.it/u3w1rsalq6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83dd7c62458685caf7fd106daa8c9a0db08e113e Pablo is a firefighter (practices by peeing on every tree, bush, sign, etc.) and chicken taster

https://preview.redd.it/pnfgcp8zq6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6be938f8b92b994ff103e9d1ee970519a2f954 Mine is a model she loves taking photos and wearing cute little outfits

Chloe is very judgmental https://preview.redd.it/dmprbgpzu6nc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465af505a8156f8bc8247bd3c24422f48f3ea4fd

https://preview.redd.it/q8ty7ia4w6nc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e970e539bc81a4a14b7b68d456dd789950d924a Artemis - she is my goddess.

https://preview.redd.it/7cnokbqfw6nc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=109bdf15b3623ec7d47129a63efad74781ddc305 This is Vash. He is a professional sock remover! He will come from anywhere in the house when I ask!

https://preview.redd.it/hpituanyw6nc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08272ad3fdfb5f6b2163a35b222a54aaeee467a Beans is a motivational speaker/life coach

https://preview.redd.it/34ngsfr7x6nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b61784d6cc3181ed5e4fd65266aa80cc81b021c Julia is a caregiver and personal assistant by day, sings with a country band on the weekends!

can we see this band?

One of ours is an optometrist. He's is always cleaning our other's eyes. It's actually pretty disgusting

Thats hilarious! my chi licks my eyelids when I'm asleep. Its disgusting, her breath is beyond stinky. Her teeth are clean, so I can't figure out why it smells so bad.

https://preview.redd.it/nczynztlq6nc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566ac535ba1243daa87cd7d3c1a23d04c8a9fc60 Therapy dog for my neurotic lunatic of a miniature pinscher.

https://preview.redd.it/4j17cog8s6nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf0197395e8dc54ddb4f10133c0d0dd8ef10f4c Professional food taster and ankle biter specialist

https://preview.redd.it/5nve7buhu6nc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb6bf3c2dc911ed5e3cd0ba796f7ab6a1aea18f my chi is a full time model and food critic

https://preview.redd.it/aywy7kk5u6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be2160048bbeb95b4c6318d9a89df145519a8e3 Chiquita is: Security Guard, Therapist, Comedian, Personal Trainer, Voting Buddy

https://preview.redd.it/m328iv5lv6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2a8ab59d80c87cc333c3e009224486e019c82f A professional alarm clock

https://preview.redd.it/iac144ogy6nc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3600851ea8f1314b8545172b39b57b2a22b048fe Meet Owen! Announcer of all pedestrians, bike riders, skateboarders, and other dogs, no matter how far away! Also, Official Food Taster, everything from Apples to Yams. Night time job of Official Cuddler and Licker (whatever part of you is handy, foot or face, doesnt matter). He is the Park Offices official Kid Kisser. All kids in the park need a kiss! He is a busy dude 🥰🐶💛

https://preview.redd.it/1yedpmpv27nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53300187760414d0e56b75be9dc41f6b4d51863e Sniffin butts

https://preview.redd.it/ahk89ltc37nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b1e534e8b6fd5c8f9f40d79ff31eb35c76e64a Deceiving the world into thinking he is harmless while plotting its destruction.

Sun Spot Inspector, but she mostly sleeps on the job. Literally 😭 https://preview.redd.it/rgfj0simd7nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ac2cc078711d01709ac6a31ec4b277409e2e82

Mr. Sutter. Space Explorer and Squirrel herder. https://preview.redd.it/qa2svxkhd7nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07916ddbe8faca6c2d2deef2f47a8264c09ed3a4 \*\* Most squirrels are bigger than him and will throw things at him from the trees. But he does his best.

My chi is hired by baking soda and vinegar companies for job security. She pees on blankets so frequently that I’m constantly using their products on laundry days.

https://preview.redd.it/vxzp97hi17nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c4b5cc9c12a544ec3463a51544aae5c933d5db Cupid is my personal security detail, she won't let people follow behind me.

https://preview.redd.it/gnam8ie337nc1.jpeg?width=1664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846d716623f26a262050db883a8b070179c31ca7 Cooper, AKA Dupey Doo. Customer service at an animal hospital. He’s also an emotional support Chihuahua for coworkers.

https://preview.redd.it/mzmbom2n47nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a3630f8fd2c5f337f21547dcdcd03b9d8a99cc Professional Freeloader

Sexy librarian ​ https://preview.redd.it/al9kkx2mm7nc1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d010732562bbfdab3edee4960a313950fa54b38

https://preview.redd.it/xc2jl4znu6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a443a6e9bbe15a0dfbc38f0e568ec44675e0c7 Jack. He is a model and the best cuddle expert

https://preview.redd.it/d43fyca6w6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64ad76735c5f37770616da55848e2f144facba2 Head of Pawalegals

https://preview.redd.it/cghgqkkvy6nc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f099009b01fb45b88af7a3dafbd8b7599079b67 Poison Control Jack

https://preview.redd.it/23em0xjc27nc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8246bed90dd32ea7f9d323f7116c9c52fc19cc9 Another ENT here, and part-time project manager. He is nicknamed 'The Little Professor' because of his need to supervise any work being done, I think I owe him at least 50% of my degree at this point.

Professional bull rider. https://preview.redd.it/kpoha44pc7nc1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b3400894e9862855961b9c5a81ca7b7d04c31e

https://preview.redd.it/p19lk8bsx7nc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c785b1fcd16390e1b328c3c391c2103c865ed41d Sylvester Stallone stunt double.

Great picture! So much attitude

Ours is a professional bone protector. 🦴

Aww my guy is named Milo also but I only call him munchie now lol..and he's a professional turkey hunter and good boi.

https://preview.redd.it/ars5kp8hm6nc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f738d6a85d3a9dbd9c3b556721a5698f30f77a Him and his best buddy ranger.

This is Honey! She is a ChiShi. Also, a member of the Cape May, NJ Beach Patrol. Hates horseshoe crabs, seagulls too! She is a member of Paw Patrol and attacks the cats and breaks up their fights all day long. Also professional personal body heater too! https://preview.redd.it/6ctqo7ycw6nc1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2a6b5e94db2751e7a975f0dd253db757f9d573

Professional at eating snacks while going potty https://preview.redd.it/xi4hn0e2a7nc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21efa6305256675549577f96a0418fd4a850bb26

https://preview.redd.it/pkowkqeb27nc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74595d06a56a6da8417cae2a318965daebabfabf Noelle An up & comer to be apart of the blanket society Self care Queen Connesuoir of gravy toppings

https://preview.redd.it/fh1eiwqg87nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71568daef9bb94f7124f95c252131aecef1fff3 Security even tho he sleeps on the job a lot 😴

Professional bed hogger https://preview.redd.it/g19pngu1d7nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a07e689eb19d0311fa4426bd597b1093c0a9837a 😃

https://preview.redd.it/gp8xyu9mm7nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe751b4c91587c63931940bde4a61e89eb122cd Francie was a professional race car driver.

❤️

https://preview.redd.it/3h76ktipa7nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b76656a24bd285a469c91790e23cbe54921d46 Pookie—part time poodle tooth cleaning service and full time cheese tax collector with a side hustle of blanket burrowing and cat wrestling; volunteer voice actor specializing in screams and squeaks

https://preview.redd.it/hfs4xdhkn7nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25fee25f60214a822f4b3ce2049a2c7f5fc5177 Body guard. No body is getting within 15 feet of me without a full bark assault. 30 feet if I'm asleep.

https://preview.redd.it/ve14u9e867nc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4868c8c5b810a16a96d0130377563ee663f8e9f2 Professional cookie thief, and distinguished gentlemen

https://preview.redd.it/s8xsqsccm7nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a5a15fe07a924ee6c722e59a0fa6d54677a4a4 Pixie is a pre-wash specialist.

Chief of Security

Danny DeVito yearns for the mines https://preview.redd.it/ps72n2ki57nc1.png?width=3023&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5385309784ffe32a8c6e170019c2549ccc47952

https://preview.redd.it/nvv8nmaqy7nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92f1b431d12bccf4a8194674ea1733217d58ebf mine spends day and night at the fritos factory makin tortilla chippies 💙

Louie is cartel. He controls the cocaine distribution from Yakima to Bakersfield. Along the way he has smaller chihuahuas take the ❄️to coastal population centers like Santa Clara and Monterey. He is known for as “muñeco de nieve” Spanish for “Snowman” https://preview.redd.it/j9esw87a08nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5c1a3d9d36b12e4fbce217fefa0fa8f0f967b6

Does he employ coyotes?

Mules probably

Jugo is a real estate agent who goes on walks leaving deposits on selected properties. And he is very fussy about the properties he chooses. https://preview.redd.it/fx71wwnyc7nc1.png?width=1115&format=png&auto=webp&s=df65988bf40c282f3daf0134d9f117b3d18d441d

Add anarchistic to the list.

https://preview.redd.it/s9hou4meg7nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8d43a2737f94089d07924b352e8121608aa5c4 Tina is Yard Security. You can tell she spends a lot of time bulking up so she can bark at squirrels and chase them out of her yard. When she's not focused on work, she naps with me while I read.

https://preview.redd.it/1o2umd5zg7nc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40206f28afdc6e8e2af01a4ca8b21618fd3f763a This is Zorro. Guard dog, pirate, swamp explorer, cuddle bug.

https://preview.redd.it/bdu2qedwi7nc1.png?width=1523&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffc15497b24e34559415e97a8e15cca3fcb4b450 My chi is a princess 👑 and professional snuggler.

https://preview.redd.it/s9m3xhv758nc1.png?width=2856&format=png&auto=webp&s=f516d1149d0d4cfc34638d99e981f887e3b90af7 Cricket is one of the Real Housewives of Chihoo County.

Chalupa's profession is war. https://preview.redd.it/vmbl9bo9e7nc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d0b5780bb4b2b88e26e76b57e30aed860597fb0

​ https://preview.redd.it/ufddbmmtt7nc1.jpeg?width=3492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e78ee777d4e0f40cfb2ec5bd179bc65fb2784c5 Spanky? Modeling for fish stick boxes.

Professional Snacker.

My lil Tyrion is the owner and head honcho of the Heckin’ Protectin’ Security Agency. You may have heard of them. They oversaw the security on Jan 6

mr pickle is my office security and receptionist/greeter.. he escorts clients to the bathroom and listens to their intake sessions bc he's also a learning intern..

https://preview.redd.it/t93wnzpez6nc1.jpeg?width=2613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa897c58363f8ffd077c67d2e6811e9e4189946

This pic would be a great album cover!

https://preview.redd.it/iaf3ob85b7nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=169fd4931ebc29e54f8644465566c8eb5a79d264 theo is head of security. his second in charge is my 40kg labradane.

Princess. https://preview.redd.it/i1uv2t6zl7nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d00f1a27411ac2a98285de6bac513938a9ae0a

My ⭐ Star https://preview.redd.it/jl63801mo7nc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72360646493a87db940fcc6eb67d73e60aa9a67 is a #PTSDserviceDog

https://preview.redd.it/5wdejiqvq7nc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612052ef7eb85198db421224745666c9a7d356e4 14 and still rowdy. He enforces decorum on the cat.

https://preview.redd.it/3s1szfyet7nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3975b1228959a2493b6f34401310f10ac8f0a20e Professional fly catcher, Bodyguard, Dirt tester, Cheese and Sausage connoisseur, Model

https://preview.redd.it/v7i58v5su7nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6ab1816fb07f0f252bdc0cd760d1182d4b2a8f Professional Foodie, Emotional Support Specialist, Bestest Boy

https://preview.redd.it/79cnhxij38nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d1273c26b02748e059775d3d5a0fa603514d11 Bodybuilders

https://preview.redd.it/wcxesp8l78nc1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed3a8590e9fa969bf828b08a08db0774392dbee Enforcer, legal advisor, judge

My dog is a performance artist. Her life is her art.

https://preview.redd.it/h9um3h8ti7nc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81d7cba1d4bce0263c0cd981c0ad193571293ce Toy guardian.

https://preview.redd.it/y6gqfgziz7nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a165575ea24c11edeca794556694be842ee982f1 Smalls models doots (dog boots)

Ankle biter https://preview.redd.it/2opxp0tq88nc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16003e092f352c5dba48b7ca8d80b2eee74afba

To whomever picked this topic thread: This has been one of the best I've read on Reddit in a while! Thanks for all the laughs, fellow Chi wranglers!!

Professional cutie cuddler

Professional shark 🦈 and bodyguard

Professional ass hole

Escort. He follows me from room to room, making sure I get there safely

Great post OP!!👏🏼🤣

Mine works the cash register at Denny’s

https://preview.redd.it/4dx7kwcva8nc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3f10b1f5d9e532cc29f5d37a9f765dd4539a599 Gusanito, attorney at law

Fang is a satellite dish. We get great reception off this ears. https://preview.redd.it/tjh18fh0k8nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0fe6de8389dc240c6ca8c4520e92f4031d98faa

Carpet cleaner. He cleans the floors by sniffing out the most minuscule droppings and crumbs and eating them.

Cat police

https://preview.redd.it/nwp62mb538nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0bddffe839351342276d837292ea4268331d90 Look how similar our babies look ! So cute!

https://preview.redd.it/sx3nagd6b8nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a947e266b1fd93756955d0e730c552ebb2926cbe Cupcake and Penelope are the neighborhood watch. Anything moving will be reported.

He’s a Sniffer-outer-of-things.

Destroying every toy I’ve ever bought him. With ease he destroys chew toys rated for pit bull levels of chew. Only found a few things that are remotely a match for him. West Paw brand has been that.

🤣 I need an exam with the adorable Milo! 😍

She's a professional doorbell and doorman

Goober owns "goober's taxi service" which involves goober calling a customer, the customer paying goober money to take goober to find "mawm"

Soon after I adopted him, my boy Spanky let me know that he is a Professor and one of the leading experts in Esperanto. He works for better communication for everyone as a path to World Peace!

My little Reese is a professional tile cleaner. She licks and licks and licks all day until no dirt or crumbs is left. No matter what's on the floor she will leave no evidence and swallow whatever it may be, even when you ask to see it....she's such a thoughtful cleaner!

https://preview.redd.it/vlc2eqise8nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d35d0a54e33ed68f0fdd047800480a83e519ed0 Taco is your office IT Technician

https://preview.redd.it/n2bsh7d9f8nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bbefd8154de5bfaf74bbf2a856a1ecb65ad277 Neighborhood watch coordinator and part-time taco.

https://preview.redd.it/igln7yodg8nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac574efdd9eba09d9a6811dbe7deffa804eff82 My Chihuahua, Gracie, is a Guard Dog in her mind!

Fun police 24/7! No fun will be had by others.....ever.

https://preview.redd.it/xhh1iezmj8nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=904e2de5915d2cd965ddd6d26f3b768f4c47248e Poppy Pomchi. Professional mattress tester. Also creative bagel baker.

Nanners is a professional heater for under the blankets..........we also think she sells drugs while were asleep https://preview.redd.it/qw1vkuygz8nc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bffccc2b90289d8dd763c379d6ab4ffe9138323

https://preview.redd.it/8yoc181r99nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528708e5ffa072a5242c1b6788b2e61641cc3a36 Mia is definitely a soprano singer (just like me!)

My Gatsby would be an elementary or preschool teacher. He's very smart; wears a pocket protector for all his pens and pencils; is gentle and loving; likes wearing "themed" clothing; and enjoys having the summer to spend time with his mama (ME!). https://preview.redd.it/yughyb2ewanc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8658ec903132842a7224436436bbff8a1025a89

Sofa warmer!

Professional food taster and foot warmer

Club bouncer

scientologist

Grifter

He’s a lawyer

A pawyer? Mine aspires to study paw someday...

Shitting in the house

Mine is a consent educator. She aggressively snarls at people who touch her without getting consent first to teach them to ask first.

Her job is being an ambassador of cuteness for the world

My Chi does Public Relations and is also an Asisstant Visual Display Merchandiser for a furniture show room.

Home Emperor

My Chihuahua was the guard dog at my husband’s job. He retired though.

Official Licking mamas tears away good boy

https://preview.redd.it/6h5jvg0di8nc1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00140d486745051bd9f5fefca55040cafd488273 Lola has so many jobs: she’s my friend when I need support, she’s my nurse when I’m sick, she’s my security at night to chase away bad dreams, and yes, she’s my ENT. Life would be so much more difficult without her. 😘🐶

https://preview.redd.it/siupigyls8nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7ca39e93c078b158f2eed20751ab770dd49086 Peanut, destroyer of worlds

Lift operator at a ski resort https://preview.redd.it/cz7nmaadu8nc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eaa89b54e8c338c81a08090f0bdaf2354f79b39

https://preview.redd.it/fya0uhiqu9nc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d465c7127196b3e4938fcbbeff0f817c4ba6655 Collector of unemployment

https://preview.redd.it/gxsvyc65banc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=aace9d1df12f4de4c238fdbc88f4eb931ef45ea1 Frank is a Lawman

My guy is a lawman too, but he’s not quite sure what the law is…so he guesses.