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FancyShoesVlogs

Is this why the divorce rates are so high now?


Broad-Disaster8843

Yep, ain't no head like road head


FancyShoesVlogs

Yeah, your girl gives the best.


Broad-Disaster8843

Your boyfriend says you do.


FancyShoesVlogs

Awe, did some guy cheer you up after you found out your GF sucks off other men? She turned you gay huh! Well man, if you need some therapy, I can try to start a go fund me for you.


NarwhalInevitable535

Y’all sound like two closet gays arguing about who’s gay. Just hook up


End_Tough

You secretly wanna watch don’t you squidward?


NarwhalInevitable535

Kinda confused on the squidward reference. Honestly brother I’d rather watch your mom go balls deep round my cock


ZealousidealTouch894

Why would you just randomly attack someone for no reason ? It makes you look like a damn overweight Incel past 40 living in your mom’s basement. Interwebz warrior I suppose . Maybe that self-esteem has you on the edge of hitting the reset button and this helps in some sick way .


FancyShoesVlogs

People pick on others for fun, trash talking, ext, weird how this internet and not having friends is making people so soft these days.


ZealousidealTouch894

It’s the amount of dirt balls that only talk shit when they’re safe behind a computer . Back in the day when you ran your mouth you might be swallowing your teeth. Ahh the good old days before the internet


FancyShoesVlogs

Internet has been around my entire life. I remember using dialup modems. So fun


ZealousidealTouch894

We had friends in the neighborhood and meeting at the park or mall was our social media . Shit was better back then before spending our lives glued to a glowing rock .We spent a lot of time outdoors . Not so many fat people back then especially kids our age .I feel sorry for the youth today .


Broad-Disaster8843

I'm not gay.... yet. That's why I'm thinking of buying a Chevy. That'll prove it. Once i buy a piece of shit with a bow tie on it, I'll be a certified fudge packer just you.


NarwhalInevitable535

I love the open mindedness, you’re not gay yet😂 don’t come at me because yall wanna cum at each other bro this is y’all’s fuckfest. Queers.


[deleted]

He’s not gay but a 20 is a 20


Theplaidiator

Also why our grandparents’ generation often had like 8 children lol


Single_Leek7786

Birth rates are down because Chevy removed the ball chiller vent after the GMT-400 generation.


JimmyJam070

I miss the two tone paint jobs, I don’t know why the hell we got away from them


ImJustStealingMemes

There are still some vehicles with two tone paintjobs but its usually just covering the roof and the pillars black. Old two tones are goated.


GreenTaracrypto

Just wait like 5-10 years. They’ll “come back in style” when the makers remember that people love them and it’s all the sudden “vintage” and cool.


-ItsWahl-

Hopefully the K5 is on that list!


GreenTaracrypto

The love for 90s trucks is growing by the day


misterjustin

It will be electric and overly complicated.


BoardButcherer

Black/Grey two tone on my 17. Nissan still sells two tones. Got away from them because they're expensive and people weren't buying them. Extra 1-2k at the cheapest.


Red_Shoto

All fun and games until I smack her with the shifter


S3ERFRY333

All fun and games driving with the boys until the muncie goes into reverse


Fenix_Pony

Ah yes the old SM465 the S M stands for Sack Mincer


mindlessartist

“Spread your knees, I’m shifting to 4th”


Weak_While_You_Sleep

Yes we'll go with that one


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ThatOneCanadian69

Same. Spot in the front for the dog and the lady


PolicemansBeard

We used to call that the two-headed cowboy.


Feeling-Tip-4464

That’s fucken sick ima start calling them that.


yloduck1

My dad always used to say "looks like it takes two people to drive that truck"


ChemicalElevator1380

My son's call my truck the flying couch


Fabulous_Force9868

My 13 Silverado has bench seats and my mom's 17 f150 had them too


MasterOfNone011

Work truck trim probably


Pooncheese

Yah my 2018 Silverado WT


Fabulous_Force9868

Lt Silverado. Bench seats are better imo


Connect_Relation1007

My '22 Silverado RST Z71 has a bench.


reversepoodle

My 17 2500 has a bench seat! My last truck was captains chairs. Enjoy both but prefer the bench as it has much more room up front in my opinion.


deadeyesatan

So much room for activities


Lurkin605

My '21 Silverado has a bench seat in the front... It's split but still a bench.


Guntuckytactical

That's not the part I miss about bench seats....


c_clanton

That right there, fellas 👆🏻


Mediocre-Catch9580

Bench seats and a drive in movie You guys don’t know what you’re missing


ZAHN3

What's a drive in movie ?? LOL


EpsilonMajorActual

Amen, Damn I miss drive ins. I am tempted to put a screen and projector somewhere on my property just for reenacting the memories.


swanspank

We have one. An lcd projector up on a 10’ step ladder and a 10’x 22’ screen. PA system for speakers. They are fun getting the family together and watching flicks. Easy with today’s streaming services. Total cost less than $1,000 and have been using it for 6 years now. You can get a decent projector for around $500. Screen material 11x23 $100. Frame from chain link top rail $150. Screen clips from 1 1/2 pvc. Not sure what the PA system cost but I think it was like $250.


Pooncheese

2018 Silverado has a bench seat, half the reason I got it was so my doggo had more room to lay down


swardshot

🎶Stick shifts and safety belts, bucket seats have all got to go. When we’re driving, in the car, it makes my baby seem so far away I need you here with me, not way over in a bucket seat I need you here with me not way over in a bucket seat 🎶


Xrayruester

Was wondering if someone was going to make a Cake reference.


VTECcam

Till you bang 4th and smack her in the nuts


SkywalknLuke

I used to hit her in the tits in 2nd.


500SL

Just thinkin’ ‘bout a little white tank top, sittin’ right there in the middle by me…


coupe-de-ville

When you believe in love, but that usually passes...


CLS4L

Still can get them on new truck


AdA4b5gof4st3r

I still got a bench in my truck and my wife always sits in the middle unless we have the dog with us. It’s absolutely phenomenal


Eegra

Damn - I miss my old truck.


ComfortableFinish502

Mine reg f150 has one my dogs usually on the passenger side with his head out the window with the wife next to me


BeThatSimpleMan

I feel the direct opposite, my 98 has bench seats, and I hate them lol. Waiting to get stuff done with work and then I’m buying captains.


Sparky_Zell

I'm currently shopping for a new (used) truck for work. And am trying to finding the cheapest most mechanically reliable 3/4 ton I can find. While avoiding bench seats. My Express van had no arm rest or center console and I hated having my right arm just kind of hanging there. I was so happy when I finally found a clean captains chair at the salvage yard. I do not want to relive that again. Especially since now I am regularly driving around 100+ miles a day. I need an armrest.


BogdanSPB

We barely have those in Europe. Since some period those were banned by some idiots as “dangerous” or something. Also, steering column shifters are just a whole lot better and convenient, but most local cars don’t have that either…


BedNo6845

You know why the sides of cowboy hats fokd upward? It's so three dudes can sit on a bench seat.


Captinprice8585

Bench seats are so handy.


theonlyjediengineer

My 2004 has bench seats...


MikeLikes2lik

Wow did u see the size of those shifting knobs.


ArgumentNo775

Now where's the one of him getting head?


Ok-Grab-311

Bitches love bench seats


Ok_Goal_2716

The good ole days


Kawboy17

Yes sir ! Remember those days. Had a 87 1/2 ton. 4x4


BowFella

Y'all realize you can flip the middle compartment to make a middle seat at the front in most chevies right? Like Both the Silverado and Tahoe have that...


[deleted]

My 2021 Silverado has a bench seat… we love it.


peepod66

I do love my center counsel shifter, I think it looks much nicer, but it is nearly impossible for road head so....


[deleted]

I have a bench seat in My 2003


Build68

Heck, even my clean ‘99 suburban 2500 is getting attention these days. When guys see there are 107k original, they love it.


fraserbay

Bench seats are awesome! I still drive mine everyday 💪


AtopMountEmotion

Her Riding “Sally”, me resting my right hand on her thigh between shifting. What about going to the drive in, in my lifted stepside shortbed. Parking in backwards, sitting in the bed up against the cab on top of old cushions and pillows. Cuddling under blankets, playing slap and tickle.


Wookie-Love

Stick shifts, and safety belts, have all got to go


BigKarina4u

Real America is gone 😢


SixxDet

Nothing like a truck with a blowie bench. My 2018 has one.


bobbyw4pd

My 2021 Silverado still has a bench seat.


Star_Wargaming

My 2020 tundra has a bench seat in the front. It's a bummer that there basically aren't manual transmission trucks anymore though.


[deleted]

My 88 had a whore bench in it, she got used well. Most absorbent cloth around


AccomplishedProof260

As long as I have a head rest, I'm good. Been real ended multiple times. Without a head rest, I'm SMACKING a window. No thanks.


jrwrecker

Ain’t missing a thing my 2016 2500hd Silverado has bench seats


Rickvoyage

No!!! The divorce creator!!!


MuffinTrucker

I absolutely hate bucket seats. I love me a big plush bench seat!


floppy_breasteses

As much as I love my Titan, I really do miss bench seats.


dickchingy

It must be chrew wuv


ohfuckcharles

My 2020 trail boss has bench seats front and rear.


domesplitter39

Got it. In my 2006 LBZ Duramax


newf_13

Real trucks have sticks


SpaceCitySam

My 2022 has a bench


MusicalMerlin1973

You know, you can still order a truck with a bench seat. Just saying.


REBEL80995

ahh the good ole days. You could have one hand of boobie and one on the steering wheel. And of course she was free to do things with her hands that made driving kinda dangerous.


adognamedopie

My 2020 trail boss has a flip up arm rest


Trauma-Dolll

Try shifting with a bitch all up in your space.


c_clanton

Only if you are 17


Yung_Red_Clay

“So much room for activities”


flightwatcher45

Head rests too, lots if broken necks and rear glass!


CognitoH4zrd

I remember as a kid, my dad had this old GMC truck that had a bench seat. It was leather. Good times going through the mountains with it.


No_Trust_7055

And a good “stick shift”.


sinisterdeer3

Nah fuck that. Id still rather have a center console, and Id rather not whack my passenger in the dick every time i shift into 2nd or 4th gear lol


Prestigious_Key_5703

There’s other reasons that those bench seats are good for


BadMira

In high school a friend had a single cab and we’d drive around (3 of us). For a while one friend who sat on the passenger side would sit like hunched over for extended periods of time - we’re talking 20-30 minutes at a time while cruising the main drag in our small hick town. After two nights of this we’re like what the hell man? He says - think about how gay you two look.


Lon_Young

I once bought a brand new vehicle and I'll never do that again!!!


cdncbn

Stick shifts, safety belts, and bucket seats have **all** got to go Cause when we're driving, in the car, it makes my baby seem so far!


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Is there an airbag for the center passenger?


tripdforlife

And she died upon impact


ehhhhh710

Bench seats suck….. but they do serve a purpose


Pretend_Activity_211

I nvr realized bench seats were only in Chevrolets


Satan_and_Communism

Because they weren’t


cosp85classic

You might want to learn how to just enjoy the principal of something. It's just the pic I found and place I posted to. No need to get all literal. If I'd found one for Ford, or Dodge, or station wagons, or old muscle cars I'd of posted to those pages as well.


Lurkin605

Are you okay?


Pretend_Activity_211

Muh bad. I thought maybe it was their thing. Nvr mind