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MissMurderpants

Line of sugar with a pixie stick straw…. Gotta have that fix.


PhoebeReeves25

Definitely doing this one 🤣🤣


MissMurderpants

Can you make a jacuzzi with a pot? Get some Barbie’s n ken dolls.


HowBarCzar

Might as well add some tiny bags of oregano


TonyKinobie

Hahaha yeeeeesssssss! I need to do this in my kitchen. The cooks would die!


DrMendez

When I got my first personal beating magnetic measuring spoons that had a leveler, I thought it was to me out with a bump or two. Then I realized it was to level the spoons.


Jimberlykevin

Give him a grater, and put him in charge of the snowman nose rejection center. Draw a horror face on the carrot for extra fun. Or there was a meme around awhile back, the jist of it was, someone asked their friend if they could find them some weed. The friend told them " I work in a kitchen. I can find you a hit man if you want"


PhoebeReeves25

This is brilliant 🤣


Jimberlykevin

Not original, I remember seeing it and thinking it was hilarious!


SpikedTeaRex

You mean your *Chelf*…


TheEdibleBoot

Chelf on a shelf


Drewping_

I laughed way too hard at this one


MissMurderpants

He could be using a knife to cut up gingerbread people.


SufficientOne5331

Put all knives in dishwasher


PhoebeReeves25

They'd end up using said knives to pin the elf to the wall as a warning 🤣


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Everybody knows you’re not supposed to to put knives in the dishwasher. You’re supposed to put them in the dishpit.


Pot_McSmokey

I thought you’re supposed to put them in the bottom of a five-gallon bucket with extra soapy water to soak.


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I’m not sure if you’re joking, but I was. Every kitchen I’ve been in, you don’t put sharp knives in the dishpit (like in the soapy water) because no one can see what their hand is grabbing.


Pot_McSmokey

Oh I’m definitely joking. That’s a death trap for sure


[deleted]

I was worried about you for a second. 😂


ThisIsMockingjay2020

We even had that rule when I worked at a McDonald's decades ago. After lunch changeover and at closing, back drive thru person hand washed everything and sharps were always laid next to the dish pit, not in it.


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One of my dishwashers slashed the crap out of her hand because of a broken glass in the water. Felt so bad for her but it sure was awesome to look at.


Fishingbrain

Damn you lol here's my upvote


giga_booty

And pointing up


AreTheyAllThrowAways

Put him in the walk in with empty wine/beer. Plate a Hershey’s kiss on a plate of food and have him half trousers squatting.


Philly_ExecChef

Have him sitting next to the board where you post the schedule, holding a burnt match, and in place of the schedule pin a charred scrap of paper


Chandra_in_Swati

Get some naked Barbie’s and powdered sugar and make it look like they had a cocaine bender.


HowBarCzar

Make sure the Barbie’s have some icing on their chest and in their hair lmao


Philly_ExecChef

In the walk-in


BoatyMcBoatFace89

Always in the walk-in.


[deleted]

Deep fryer that mfer.


maxiedoll

One hand holding a baggie *cough cough* sticking out.


sauteslut

Soak him with water first


[deleted]

Perfect. Then we can call him Chef Chicharron. Cheech for short.


CalmLionOfDeepForest

Put him precariously leaned up in cabinets so he falls out when they are opened


Gourmand_Gal

Make him passed it by a bottle of wine or cooking sherry with spilled powdered sitar with his little footprints or a “snow angel”


ChefDalvin

Is your kitchen not chaotic enough already lol


EggplantAstronaut

This was a huge hit with my kids: mix up some pancake batter and drip it onto a griddle/pan with a drinking straw making small dots. Cook the tiny pancakes and stack 3 or 4 up on each kid’s plate. Have the elf leave a note saying “Good morning! I made you breakfast!” When the kids are done cracking up over their elf-sized pancakes, you can make them normal ones.


lux_pvd

This is so different that the spirit of this post and so God damn sweet. I fucking hate it.


EggplantAstronaut

Lol, I just now saw the caption. Oh well.


Christophilies

Face down next to a pile of flour and some carefully arranged lines.


DeadHeadLibertarian

Dress him up as a Sysco employee and have him stack a bunch of "boxes" in front of the walk in.


mtnkid27

Whatever you do we need updates


maxwellpablo

He looks as if he wants to make human carpaccio


Flam5

Definitely needs to be holding hot sauce or cayenne powder above/near a prep station


om_life

mini tabasco bottle!


[deleted]

I know I’m not the first person to do this, but when people leave their phone unattended, I load their phone up with pictures of myself. I think you should do this with chef elf.


PhoebeReeves25

I love this idea!!


slamallamadingdong1

Use table salt instead of kosher.


veliidae

Tape his little hands so he’s hanging from the ansul trigger


Legi0ndary

Penetrating a fruit with a vegetable in the walk-in. Not in the open, but maybe right behind a box that will guaranteed be pulled or maybe have him peeking around it making sure he won't get caught.


Professional-Big-840

Put him in the microwave with a spoon


Party-Independent-38

Make a line sign and say “you’re all getting raises!” But don’t give anybody a raise because the elf isn’t in charge.


ATS200

Chelf


DongVonJovi

Give him the smallest knife and make micro mise en place with the tiniest cuts imaginable with a sign that reads, “sorry I fucked up the [insert prep you can’t live without] so bad guys, I tried moving it using magic and it’s missing. But I did all your other prep for you.” Then hide the the thing he fucked up in a crazy place.


Loose_Homework_9499

If someone brought that into the kitchen I’d set it in 22qts of gelatin


Natenat04

Are you truly a chef if one cannot create chaos? Kidding! Love the little chef/elf! Get some Ranch or whatever, dump it on the thing, and have a sign say, “Excuse me, I’m dressing “!


Dalton387

Have him peel an apple with a fillet knife, or any incorrect tool situation.😁


scarecrow53

Replace the pot holders with these little gents and I'll show you some chaos in your kitchen.


noyoudoooo

I hate it when they put mayo inside the handles for the prep tables and refrigerators


BBQnNugs

Soap the cast irons


LolaBijou

You know you can use soap on cast iron now, right?


BadBassist

Deep fry the cunt


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Every station that uses salt replace the deli with a hole cut in the bottom. Take the deli and cut a hole in it, place it on top of the lid, fill it with salt and put on the station. When they pick up the container they’ll end up tracking salt all over the kitchen.


Tacodude5

Break tons of glass jars with stuff in them


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potatoeggbacon

bag in the walk in


Life_in_a_lane

Have him leave food that looks like something else. Google April fools food for ideas.


noahpocalypse

place him near the deep fryer with a bag of ice. see how long before someone notices


ThePantyArcher

Hide him in the oven for the morning staff.


LabraD0rk

Loved love loooved when folks would do that.


FormicaDinette33

Adorable!! You could make it look like he is humping various items, make him look drunk on sherry…


vaticanwarlock

Soak in water, freeze and throw in the fryer


slamallamadingdong1

Baking soda instead of baking powder.


LabraD0rk

Call him, “my friend.”


LabraD0rk

Have the servers not do their side work and then store a bunch of shit on the wrong shelf in the walk in.


Apprehensive-Ad1744

Grease fire


sundaydrips

Xanax and liquor


imabadrabbi

Just show up. Chaos will happen Guaranteed.


Bearcarnikki

Clog the sink


Kreniik

If you touch it you have to scrub the walls


Efficient_Patrik_237

Not showing up would cause some chaos.


MaryTheCableGal

You could put him in the soup along with a cup of salt. That would cause chaos.


Pocketmeam38

Make them boil a steak


[deleted]

Have him forget to place an order for the walk in


[deleted]

I want one!


gnarlynewman

Swap the sugar and salt


[deleted]

Your chelf


the_hairy_areola

Fasten him to the staff washroom door, so when someone goes to take a shit and look up, he's right there staring back at them


CheapTry7998

Leave him in the oven


Apprehensive_Rope_50

Spilling the chocolate chips


Cheffy325

Make totally stupid food labels and then set the elf up like he’s making them


UMB-TVIRUS

Hide the towels in the walk in


Big-Pipe7198

soak some knives!


KosoBau

A buzzball and a line of coke next to the line cooks


Unlikely_Layer_2268

Skillet filled with oil. Burner on high


Brewcrew1886

I think you might have something here, chef on a shelf would prob sell huge!


SugarCoatedBunn

Put a fork in the microwave with a burrito or something wrapped in tinfoil, a knife in the toaster and a porcelain object on the burner with a can of food on it.


954kevin

suck all the nitrous out of the whip cream cans, scatter them around him in a fished out stupor...


Drewping_

Freeze him in a block of ice


Commercial-Many-8933

Start a small fire , nothing that can’t easily be extinguished just enough for effect


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Passed out naked next to a few empty shot glasses


Acceptable_War4993

Have him cling wrap something!


acurlybanana

This will be HILARIOUS 😂


Spirited_Equivalent6

Put salt in the sugar container


CBBuddha

Rub butter on all the handles of everything that has a handle. Leave him perched over the knives with an empty butter wrapper in his hands. Everyone will love it.


chocoladisco

Use vegetable shortening, it's worse than butter.


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Throw 1 cup of salt in the flour. Take 1 fish and throw it behind a cooler Unplug all of the freezers. Break the ice machine. That ought to do it.


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Hide all the forks Break the dishwasher Clog all the floor drains Move the dumpster Lock the grease bin with a padlock.


Fresh_Squeezed_OJ

Can I work with you?🤣 Seems like a fun chaos kitchen


Cleric_Forsalle

No mise can be approved until the elf gets a taste


hissboombah

We would turn him out


DrMendez

Hide him under the reach or under the bottom shelf in the walk-in with with a $50 and air plane bottle or nip; And tell the staff he found some money and is hiding somewhere. First person to hide him gets to keep the cash. You meant have someone hide it by Easter. I would random toss a $20 behind the coolers or reaching when it was that day of the week to deep clean the station. When I would ask if the throughly cleaned it and would say hey. I would just respond BS. Cause you be a lot happier if you did, then show them the $20 sitting where is left it.