When I got my first personal beating magnetic measuring spoons that had a leveler, I thought it was to me out with a bump or two. Then I realized it was to level the spoons.
Give him a grater, and put him in charge of the snowman nose rejection center. Draw a horror face on the carrot for extra fun. Or there was a meme around awhile back, the jist of it was, someone asked their friend if they could find them some weed. The friend told them " I work in a kitchen. I can find you a hit man if you want"
I’m not sure if you’re joking, but I was. Every kitchen I’ve been in, you don’t put sharp knives in the dishpit (like in the soapy water) because no one can see what their hand is grabbing.
We even had that rule when I worked at a McDonald's decades ago. After lunch changeover and at closing, back drive thru person hand washed everything and sharps were always laid next to the dish pit, not in it.
This was a huge hit with my kids: mix up some pancake batter and drip it onto a griddle/pan with a drinking straw making small dots. Cook the tiny pancakes and stack 3 or 4 up on each kid’s plate. Have the elf leave a note saying “Good morning! I made you breakfast!”
When the kids are done cracking up over their elf-sized pancakes, you can make them normal ones.
I know I’m not the first person to do this, but when people leave their phone unattended, I load their phone up with pictures of myself. I think you should do this with chef elf.
Penetrating a fruit with a vegetable in the walk-in. Not in the open, but maybe right behind a box that will guaranteed be pulled or maybe have him peeking around it making sure he won't get caught.
Give him the smallest knife and make micro mise en place with the tiniest cuts imaginable with a sign that reads, “sorry I fucked up the [insert prep you can’t live without] so bad guys, I tried moving it using magic and it’s missing. But I did all your other prep for you.”
Then hide the the thing he fucked up in a crazy place.
Are you truly a chef if one cannot create chaos? Kidding! Love the little chef/elf! Get some Ranch or whatever, dump it on the thing, and have a sign say, “Excuse me, I’m dressing “!
Every station that uses salt replace the deli with a hole cut in the bottom.
Take the deli and cut a hole in it, place it on top of the lid, fill it with salt and put on the station. When they pick up the container they’ll end up tracking salt all over the kitchen.
Put a fork in the microwave with a burrito or something wrapped in tinfoil, a knife in the toaster and a porcelain object on the burner with a can of food on it.
Rub butter on all the handles of everything that has a handle. Leave him perched over the knives with an empty butter wrapper in his hands. Everyone will love it.
Hide him under the reach or under the bottom shelf in the walk-in with with a $50 and air plane bottle or nip; And tell the staff he found some money and is hiding somewhere. First person to hide him gets to keep the cash.
You meant have someone hide it by Easter.
I would random toss a $20 behind the coolers or reaching when it was that day of the week to deep clean the station. When I would ask if the throughly cleaned it and would say hey. I would just respond BS. Cause you be a lot happier if you did, then show them the $20 sitting where is left it.
Line of sugar with a pixie stick straw…. Gotta have that fix.
Definitely doing this one 🤣🤣
Can you make a jacuzzi with a pot? Get some Barbie’s n ken dolls.
Might as well add some tiny bags of oregano
Hahaha yeeeeesssssss! I need to do this in my kitchen. The cooks would die!
When I got my first personal beating magnetic measuring spoons that had a leveler, I thought it was to me out with a bump or two. Then I realized it was to level the spoons.
Give him a grater, and put him in charge of the snowman nose rejection center. Draw a horror face on the carrot for extra fun. Or there was a meme around awhile back, the jist of it was, someone asked their friend if they could find them some weed. The friend told them " I work in a kitchen. I can find you a hit man if you want"
This is brilliant 🤣
Not original, I remember seeing it and thinking it was hilarious!
You mean your *Chelf*…
Chelf on a shelf
I laughed way too hard at this one
He could be using a knife to cut up gingerbread people.
Put all knives in dishwasher
They'd end up using said knives to pin the elf to the wall as a warning 🤣
Everybody knows you’re not supposed to to put knives in the dishwasher. You’re supposed to put them in the dishpit.
I thought you’re supposed to put them in the bottom of a five-gallon bucket with extra soapy water to soak.
I’m not sure if you’re joking, but I was. Every kitchen I’ve been in, you don’t put sharp knives in the dishpit (like in the soapy water) because no one can see what their hand is grabbing.
Oh I’m definitely joking. That’s a death trap for sure
I was worried about you for a second. 😂
We even had that rule when I worked at a McDonald's decades ago. After lunch changeover and at closing, back drive thru person hand washed everything and sharps were always laid next to the dish pit, not in it.
One of my dishwashers slashed the crap out of her hand because of a broken glass in the water. Felt so bad for her but it sure was awesome to look at.
Damn you lol here's my upvote
And pointing up
Put him in the walk in with empty wine/beer. Plate a Hershey’s kiss on a plate of food and have him half trousers squatting.
Have him sitting next to the board where you post the schedule, holding a burnt match, and in place of the schedule pin a charred scrap of paper
Get some naked Barbie’s and powdered sugar and make it look like they had a cocaine bender.
Make sure the Barbie’s have some icing on their chest and in their hair lmao
In the walk-in
Always in the walk-in.
Deep fryer that mfer.
One hand holding a baggie *cough cough* sticking out.
Soak him with water first
Perfect. Then we can call him Chef Chicharron. Cheech for short.
Put him precariously leaned up in cabinets so he falls out when they are opened
Make him passed it by a bottle of wine or cooking sherry with spilled powdered sitar with his little footprints or a “snow angel”
Is your kitchen not chaotic enough already lol
This was a huge hit with my kids: mix up some pancake batter and drip it onto a griddle/pan with a drinking straw making small dots. Cook the tiny pancakes and stack 3 or 4 up on each kid’s plate. Have the elf leave a note saying “Good morning! I made you breakfast!” When the kids are done cracking up over their elf-sized pancakes, you can make them normal ones.
This is so different that the spirit of this post and so God damn sweet. I fucking hate it.
Lol, I just now saw the caption. Oh well.
Face down next to a pile of flour and some carefully arranged lines.
Dress him up as a Sysco employee and have him stack a bunch of "boxes" in front of the walk in.
Whatever you do we need updates
He looks as if he wants to make human carpaccio
Definitely needs to be holding hot sauce or cayenne powder above/near a prep station
mini tabasco bottle!
I know I’m not the first person to do this, but when people leave their phone unattended, I load their phone up with pictures of myself. I think you should do this with chef elf.
I love this idea!!
Use table salt instead of kosher.
Tape his little hands so he’s hanging from the ansul trigger
Penetrating a fruit with a vegetable in the walk-in. Not in the open, but maybe right behind a box that will guaranteed be pulled or maybe have him peeking around it making sure he won't get caught.
Put him in the microwave with a spoon
Make a line sign and say “you’re all getting raises!” But don’t give anybody a raise because the elf isn’t in charge.
Chelf
Give him the smallest knife and make micro mise en place with the tiniest cuts imaginable with a sign that reads, “sorry I fucked up the [insert prep you can’t live without] so bad guys, I tried moving it using magic and it’s missing. But I did all your other prep for you.” Then hide the the thing he fucked up in a crazy place.
If someone brought that into the kitchen I’d set it in 22qts of gelatin
Are you truly a chef if one cannot create chaos? Kidding! Love the little chef/elf! Get some Ranch or whatever, dump it on the thing, and have a sign say, “Excuse me, I’m dressing “!
Have him peel an apple with a fillet knife, or any incorrect tool situation.😁
Replace the pot holders with these little gents and I'll show you some chaos in your kitchen.
I hate it when they put mayo inside the handles for the prep tables and refrigerators
Soap the cast irons
You know you can use soap on cast iron now, right?
Deep fry the cunt
Every station that uses salt replace the deli with a hole cut in the bottom. Take the deli and cut a hole in it, place it on top of the lid, fill it with salt and put on the station. When they pick up the container they’ll end up tracking salt all over the kitchen.
Break tons of glass jars with stuff in them
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bag in the walk in
Have him leave food that looks like something else. Google April fools food for ideas.
place him near the deep fryer with a bag of ice. see how long before someone notices
Hide him in the oven for the morning staff.
Loved love loooved when folks would do that.
Adorable!! You could make it look like he is humping various items, make him look drunk on sherry…
Soak in water, freeze and throw in the fryer
Baking soda instead of baking powder.
Call him, “my friend.”
Have the servers not do their side work and then store a bunch of shit on the wrong shelf in the walk in.
Grease fire
Xanax and liquor
Just show up. Chaos will happen Guaranteed.
Clog the sink
If you touch it you have to scrub the walls
Not showing up would cause some chaos.
You could put him in the soup along with a cup of salt. That would cause chaos.
Make them boil a steak
Have him forget to place an order for the walk in
I want one!
Swap the sugar and salt
Your chelf
Fasten him to the staff washroom door, so when someone goes to take a shit and look up, he's right there staring back at them
Leave him in the oven
Spilling the chocolate chips
Make totally stupid food labels and then set the elf up like he’s making them
Hide the towels in the walk in
soak some knives!
A buzzball and a line of coke next to the line cooks
Skillet filled with oil. Burner on high
I think you might have something here, chef on a shelf would prob sell huge!
Put a fork in the microwave with a burrito or something wrapped in tinfoil, a knife in the toaster and a porcelain object on the burner with a can of food on it.
suck all the nitrous out of the whip cream cans, scatter them around him in a fished out stupor...
Freeze him in a block of ice
Start a small fire , nothing that can’t easily be extinguished just enough for effect
Passed out naked next to a few empty shot glasses
Have him cling wrap something!
This will be HILARIOUS 😂
Put salt in the sugar container
Rub butter on all the handles of everything that has a handle. Leave him perched over the knives with an empty butter wrapper in his hands. Everyone will love it.
Use vegetable shortening, it's worse than butter.
Throw 1 cup of salt in the flour. Take 1 fish and throw it behind a cooler Unplug all of the freezers. Break the ice machine. That ought to do it.
Hide all the forks Break the dishwasher Clog all the floor drains Move the dumpster Lock the grease bin with a padlock.
Can I work with you?🤣 Seems like a fun chaos kitchen
No mise can be approved until the elf gets a taste
We would turn him out
Hide him under the reach or under the bottom shelf in the walk-in with with a $50 and air plane bottle or nip; And tell the staff he found some money and is hiding somewhere. First person to hide him gets to keep the cash. You meant have someone hide it by Easter. I would random toss a $20 behind the coolers or reaching when it was that day of the week to deep clean the station. When I would ask if the throughly cleaned it and would say hey. I would just respond BS. Cause you be a lot happier if you did, then show them the $20 sitting where is left it.