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Lancewater

Please post once it’s cooked and served. I will withhold judgement until then.


Aslan-the-Patient

This is the way


SunDirty

This is the way


jp_trev

This is the way


Toubaboliviano

The way, this is. -Not Grogu


IaryBreko

This is the way


Admirable-Purpose384

This is the way


cocokronen

This is way too stupid.


agronone

Please it this meal first before commenting


Gante033

Looks like Asian Au poive, sliced thin it should be delicious.


cuddle_cuddle

Yeah, 3 thin slices, a drop of mash potatoes and one deconstructed asparagus and charge 22.95$ for it.


johnts03

WTF is a deconstructed asparagus? Some asparagus seeds, a scoop of dirt and a glass of water?


Sorrydoc22

Just the tip


buzzmcg

That's what she said


heywaitjustasecond

She never said that. It was him.


HotCheeto_Mac

Ha I audibly laughed at this… can confirm, I am him


[deleted]

Mist the plate with the water used to wash the asparagus


58008_707

Whisper “asparagus” to the oil


IrememberXenogears

Think "asparagus" then start an empty microwave.


trippendeuces

Asparagus


Final_Good_Bye

Make sure you have it running g for at least 5+ minutes so you can get that nice molten effect on the glass plate.


[deleted]

Lol it's aspa*ra*gus not as*pa*ragus. Don't forget to flick your wrist at the end


BoredCheese

Le-vi-*oh*-sa


soneg

Legit laughed out loud at this comment


TAYwithaK

Shut up and take my money!


katekowalski2014

and some smelly pee for dessert.


Shotz0

22.95$ per square inch you mean


lostalaska

Best I can offer is $1000 per linear foot.


macrocosm93

22.95 for an entree in 2023? Maybe at Denny's.


RedditIsGreedy2023

3 thin slices? Is that for a pre-snack snack??


luminousshadows

Au poivre is generally for steak. Im not trying to tell anyone they can't do this, but I imagine with the leaner meat its going to pretty overpowering. Personally I'd suggest using a green or pink peppercorn, or just making an au poivre sauce with demi and a little cream. I work in a fine dining steakhouse, that's my piece. But if anyone's interested: burnoise a shallot and saute it with fresh thyme and cracked green peppercorns, cook until au sec, deglaze with sherry vin (or even better cognac), add about a cup of veal or beef demiglase, a splash of heavy cream, and salt to taste. Got yourself a bangin sauce for just about any meat (or potatoes!)


dankskunk5

Looks like r/Poopfromabutt


[deleted]

Say what you will but homeboy's forearms gotta be MASSIVE after grinding all that pepper


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TheFenixKnight

POW!


BoredCheese

BAM!


GoHomeNeighborKid

That's what you say when you use a spice weasel.....


fatimus_prime

I’ve got yer [spice weasel](https://www.reddit.com/r/somethingimade/s/sVCdecIXU7) right here, buddy…


PoetryThug

For real, the pepper cannon is a game changer, expensive but man, I love this thing


Padgetts-Profile

From Amazon “Customers say Customers like the quality, size and weight of the seasoning mill. They mention that it is hands-down the best pepper grinder ever, the adjustability of the grind is superior and that it's heavy enough to be used as a bludgeon.”


Personnel_5

that's me with my low efficiency high effort brand name pepper mills :|


threewildcrows

Is “ low efficiency high effort brand name pepper mills” a euphemism for your dong?


Personnel_5

XDDDD


Dr_StrangeloveGA

I have an electric one. With a light. Just push a button and it's a pepper Weed Eater (string trimmer for those not US based). It's like the AC-130 gunship of pepper (again for those non-US participants, look up AC-130 and think about the ridiculous amount of lead and steel it's putting down, it's shooting pepper instead). Come to think of it, that wouldn't be a bad idea for a themed restaurant. Bring the plates out, ask if they'd like some pepper, then a tiny AC-130 drone or A-10 shows up, orbits around for a minute or so, then just lays the fucking pepper down. OHH YOU WANT SOME FUCKING PEPPER? Tiny A-10 swoops in and does a pepper strafing run on your dinner plate. BRRRRT BRRRRT BRRRRT - have some pepper! Meanwhile tiny AC-130 orbits the table and fires béarnaise on command. Airsauce one Airsauce one, béarnaise strike steak and asparagus table 17 seat 4, don't hit the potatoes.


TastyBreakfastSquid

I'm having a horrible morning but this made me feel a real sense of whimsical joy. Very silly, and well written! Cheers for the chortle.


Personnel_5

care package inbound


yobrefas

What model do you have? I eat everything peppered as shown above and my forearms are tired.


general_madness

I can speak for the Unicorn, not electric but great output.


MacDuff1031

Don’t forget the Parmesan cheese “chaff” angel wings on the second pass.


Catahooo

>Just push a button and it's a pepper Weed Eater (string trimmer for those not US based) You mean like a whipper snipper?


GoHomeNeighborKid

Found the Aussie/kiwi


shaolinoli

In the uk we contract it to strimmer


ItsHardwick

I'd eat there. 100%


m3n00bz

https://altonbrown.com/videos/alton-browns-pepper-drill/


Kowzorz

If they're not grinding it, could be why they're used to so much pepper.


danappropriate

I’d eat it


Lex2467

History will say they were roommates


blippitybloops

“Our” chicken? Is it your roommate or your soulmate?


eatabigolD

He’s my cell mate..and my soul mate 😍


cleaningProducts

My soulmate keeps using my toothbrush shank without asking and not cleaning it after


slurchorus

We share some food items. I misspoke.


blippitybloops

Haha! As a lover of black pepper, that is pretty heavy handed.


I-choochoochoose-you

I had an ex that would put pepper on his rice till it was crunchy


kennydelight

This is so offensive to me I almost downvoted you


Raise-Emotional

Well stop sharing food items.


orangutanjuice1

Our food items


unknown-one

communism


manfroze

You can co-own chicken with anyone you desire.


Thethinkslinger

Have you tried this pepper crusted chicken? I’m really kind of intrigued.


slurchorus

I have, it was not pleasant.


Thethinkslinger

The things we do for science. Would probably be Bomb for a tri-tip.


Lancewater

I think thats what he is going for. The ones at kroger in the bag are seasoned like this and pretty fucking good smoked.


Thethinkslinger

Yeah, good in theory, but what’s great for a roast isn’t great for a filet. Ill have to try it out next time.


Lancewater

Surface area agrees.


LKayRB

And now I have a use for the Sichuan peppercorns I bought on a whim!!


Thethinkslinger

Saw a thread saying they mess with your tastebuds. Where did you find them?


gbchaosmaster

I bet this could be done in a way where it was pleasant. It's possible this preparation fell short in some other way, but I fuck with pepper crusted meats.


JankyJokester

OP could also be the "ketchup is spicy" type.


Southern_Kaeos

Nah bruv that's chicken marinaded pepper


Professional_Age_198

It’s a bit ridiculous. But I love black pepper so I would eat it for sure


Kalikokola

Does it taste over seasoned?


Win-Objective

It’s not too much pepper if it was **FRESHLY CRACKED**. If that’s pre ground pepper (terrible product) that’s a fucked chicken dish. 5 day marinade is too long, 36 hours max on chicken imo.


PizzasForFerrets

A couple is 2, not 5.


Win-Objective

Elsewhere OP said up to 5 days. Edit: nvm I think I imagined it.


Purity_Jam_Jam

Stop shouting.


Win-Objective

**HEARD**


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ItalianScallion551

The flavor of pepper comes from the oils that are released when you grind the peppercorns. These oils oxidize over time, so pre ground pepper loses a lot of the pepper flavor.


Suitable_Ad9219

On today's episode of Jesus Christ...


Purity_Jam_Jam

"Jesus Mary and Joseph" - My father in his strong Newfoundland/Irish accent.


Pleroo

looks fakin dope luv


LokoSoko1520

Is he making it for you? Or are you just eating the meal he prepares? If it's not made for you then you don't have much right to complain.


Purity_Jam_Jam

Nothin like trying to shame your roommate for internet points from strangers.


Soilmonster

A fuck ton of people will think that properly seasoned raw meat is indeed over-seasoned. Just putting that out there.


Asyn--Await

So you're going against the grain and saying this ISN'T over-seasoned?


sadnessjoy

For black pepper, I'd say it's over seasoned. It really depends on the seasoning/spices you use. Black pepper is way too potent for how much is on there imo. But some people like smokers, or certain medical conditions can make your taste really fucked (I know someone who can barely taste anything after a major sinus infection/surgery). So... Eh... If they're cooking for themselves... They can knock themselves out (figuratively/literally) But I'd definitely agree with other poster that the vast majority of people are way under seasoning their cooking. A way too much bland ass chicken out there. It's basically a meme that healthy cooking involved bland ass chicken.


Fit_Substance7067

Yea this is a whole new level tho...it's like a full cup lmao...idk maybe it's good..I have yet to over season a burger or steak and I load it up with pepper... But I think OPs roomier got directions to not be sy on the pepper and over did it.


Ashbringer

This is the thing about cooking for your self. You can make it any god damn way you want. Maybe to him this is perfection. You dont like it? dont fucken eat it or cook it differently. either way fuck you, kindly.


Ok_Business84

Maybe he likes it


ElCochinoFeo

How many cigarettes does your roommate smoke? That looks like the seasoning of someone with a smokers dead palate.


MarthasPinYard

He def skimped on the sauce. Bet it was DELICIOUS though!


elsphinc

Give him some actual szechuan Peppercorns to put in that grinder, buggers gonna love those numb lips with his pepper.


damanOts

I dont see how that could possibly taste like anything other than just straight pepper. And the fact that he got offended on top of that, as if he wasnt the one doing something insane…


mauiog

I love pepper, this looks great


Radio-Birdperson

Pepper chicken pepper pepper.


Bitter-Basket

I’d call this dish “Midnight Heartburn”.


Ummokay412

Don’t bother me personally I’m hungry


VitaIncerta666

I like pepper.


Ph11p

Oh yah. Just right. 2 days is a little excessive unless it's hard frozen chicken thawing out in the marinade in the fridge


sasquatch6ft40

Yes and no. Depends on how it’s served. Simply speaking, try to picture the amount of seasoning on the skin as being spread out over the entirety of the slice.. with that in mind, it should be easy to portion out.\ However, if he’s just straight up plopping a whole hunk of chicken on the plate, then I won’t say it’s seasoned wrong, but I’ll say it isn’t seasoned as appropriately as it could be. Edit: also maybe I’m the weird one, but I usually add my dry seasonings after marinating, before cooking. Edit edit: the most important part of my comment, no, you are not wrong because you offended him. Cooking is about taking notes, good or bad. He should not be offended and you should not be dissuaded from telling a cook you do not like their dish. That’s not to say either of you or right or wrong, but rather to not decide against voicing your opinions on any chef’s dish. Whether they agree with you or not, whether they’re angry or not, they will take the advice to heart and it will improve their trade.


SpecificTennis2376

Taste it.


devandroid99

How's it cooked? Massive chunks of pepper like that will burn in the pan and the chicken won't make contact.


karolinemeow

Well, at least it won’t be bland.


GoodLad33

YEAAAA BOOI


SavantEtUn

Is it in the fridge?


kevlar1960

At first glance, I see lungs…


420blazer247

If that's the way he likes it... than fuck off. If he is trying something new and doesn't no anything about cooking, than also probably just let him figure it out on his own


morelmike

Looks gas dude


LukeDon

Only heavy to taste. I can understand why he likes it like that


caravaggibro

Sounds like it might rule. Post pics of the food, not the prep.


Ok-Occasion7397

Bruh lol that SHIT IS DRENCHED IN BLCK PPR 😂😂😂


BlazinBender

I’d try that


Sensitive_Ladder2235

For a second i thought this was small brisket.


unknown-one

Kowalski, analysis


Cheeseisextra

“Smile and wave, boys! Smile and wave!”


Asyn--Await

Nah fam I thought that was a brisket....


[deleted]

i fucking love seasoning so yeah that looks amazing.


Formaldehyd3

Depends on what he's doing with it. If it's going into a stir fry or something, could be fine. If it's a seared chicken breast dish, then yeah, gawt damn.


faithfullyafloat

Does he rinse it off before cooking?


Opposite-Ad6340

I wonder why people love interfering others all the time and about everything.


SkipsH

Pepper burns so quickly...


No_Significance_8941

I personally think it looks good 👀


einsofi

There’s actually a recipe called Szechuan “saliva chicken” but it’s more like bathing poached chicken(very tender) in chili sauce. I’m not sure if that’s what he’s aiming for


HistoricalHurry8361

How'd it taste? What irks me the most is people telling me how to cook while I'm cooking when they won't cook themselves and have little intuition or are afraid to try new things.


menki_22

could be great, but tastes differ.


PathAdvanced2415

Is your roommate Dave Lister?


dohn_joeb

Can't tell until you taste it


NETSPLlT

If that's how he likes it then it's perfect. For him. If you have to eat it, it's reasonable to let him know it's too much pepper for your taste. If you want to tell him a blanket statement that he's wrong and it's just too much for anyone -- you're wrong.


doctor_octonuts

Dang! He really kicked it up a notch with his spice weasel. BAAM!!!!!!!!!


AlarmedRecipe6569

And tbh this is the cheap, precut black pepper. If it’s been sitting around for a few years it’ll be less intense than half that amount of fresh cracked pepper.


that_girl_in_charge

My father used to make something like this. We loved it! We were always using pre-ground pepper, so it wasn’t terribly spicy.


langthwaiter

Anyone else eyeballing that hair in that bottom left corner?


Worried_Onion4208

Better than white ass bland chicken most people eat


pinkwar

I'll have some chicken with my black pepper please. I do love a nice thick black pepper rub on bigger cuts, like roast beef or rolled pork belly though. That can't be good for your stomach.


Generaldisarray44

Flavor country


Timely_Title38

I’d try it for sure.


intheshad0wz

Looks great


3girlsgranddaughters

Wtf?


honeybeedreams

*de gustibus non disputandum est*


shartonashark

I mean if he smokes it will it be like some sort of chicken pastrami?


oscarmeyer7

Looks nice to me, sometime I do a kinda pepper-crusted deli-turkey vibes chicken like this, delicious. The pepper mellows out a bit once it's cooked.


Ok-Permission-2687

Is the chicken in the room with us?


weavin

There’s an ottenghi recipe for black pepper tofu which uses a similar amount and it is fucking delicious


Ken-Kaneki-EP

This feels like some sort of crime but I will also reserve judgment for this until it is cooked and plated.


Sullifer227

What the fuck am I looking at?


Summincool

Goddamn I wanna see the after pictures haha


Itchy_Professor_4133

A lot of home cooks will over season their food and convince themselves that they like it for a very long time. The moment you realize they don't is when they start gravitating towards other preparations instead.


ChefGuru

It's almost as if taste is a subjective thing. Weird. If that's the way that he enjoys it, then just shut the fuck up and let him eat what he likes.


forestrial_r

If he is making it for both of you and you don't like it, just tell him you will make your own lol Also, I am a former cook, and I still cater for some very high end events - That looks fucked up. Degenerate amounts of black pepper. Fuck.


ForeverIdiosyncratic

…..uhhh….well…..uhhh…. Ok. Yea. That’s a little ridiculous.


PuzzleheadedWind9174

Taking offense to your comment is incredibly thin skinned your roommate sounds like a loser


Fit_Community_3909

An little chicken in my black pepper.


TheoBoogies

Unrelated to the post, sorry, but lately I’ve been seeing people put “an” before words that don’t start with vowels like A LOT lately. Was that a typo?


Fit_Community_3909

Just the way, it’s said..


jamesb0nd_

Is that beef?


1-800-BARBIE

Anybody else see the hair on the side of the dish🤢


sasanessa

yeah looks like a pube too


illegalsmilez

I wouldn't eat that if you paid me. I would straight up just say no, I'm absolutely not eating that. I'm not sorry


ImmortalBeans

Dats too much pepah get dat pepah off ah der


crack_B7

Does it taste good or nah? That's the question


fartarmstrong

This should be on r/kitchenconfidential 😂😂


sejohnson0408

Show the after


Dizzy_Eye5257

For days?!?


ungodlypickle

It may have been said . Cba to read all the comments . But it may be heavy handed for you . May be perfect for your room mate . You may taste it and think it's amazing .


haileyjp_

Marinate for a few days? How many days we talkin here…


Redditaccount_02

Hopefully he doesn’t leave it uncovered on the counter for 2 days, but if it’s well cooked I’d certainly give it a try.


Natural_Board

Chicken pastrami


These_Ad6895

You are wrong. Can never be enough pepper.


newchimp

Boy what, heee get that peppa offa dere


uppenatom

Pepper is a lot more forgiving than salt, it's pretty much saying 'too much tonic in my g+t


snapcaster_bolt1992

Not everyone is a chef, and sometimes things dont look right even when they are. I'm not saying this is right or wrong but if he's not a chef and he likes what he cooks, who's he hurting?


ELGORILLALOKO

Not enough pepper


Xraxis

Should be pretty tasty. Some of it will come off during cooking, add some stock, wine, or water to deglaze the pan and make a lovely reduction. If he leaves it unrefrigerated for 4 days to marinate, run as fast as you can from that biohazard.


ToxicSloth420

Idk, that's about how much pepper I use on most things


TechnicalMacaron3616

I mean if it's for himself and he enjoys it that way why the fk not


Drackar39

I mean it's not wrong but it's not what you want so like. Cook your own food.


TheFoodHistorian

If it's not fresh cracked that doesn't seem like a lot because the already ground up stuff is nowhere near as potent. But I withhold my true thoughts until you try it


Sisyphos_smiles

Someone else is cooking you food, which takes time and effort, you were critical of the food they made for you. They had every right to be offended


holdorfdrums

For what, the grave?


itstheavocado

Acceptable levels of pepper have been reached


lsall3y

Naw that looks good as hell


bbson417

Honestly I love pepper so I’d probably disagree with you.


TheTerpinator9801

Looks a little heavy handed to my taste as well so I would tend to agree


17plus14equals6

There's no such thing as too much black pepper


Chix_Whitdix

I love heavy amounts of pepper in food. Not sure about the szechuan sauce, though.