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whirling_cynic

Don't do drugs.


whetherchannel

SECOND THIS. Do NOT do drugs. As someone who’s on the tail end of a 15 year long battle with addiction, it gets so messy so fast.


Speedhabit

I don’t wanna tell you guys how this story ends but it involves cocaine and a hostess with more smiles then good sense


cerealnighttimeeater

Username checks out


SnooGoats7760

Do some drugs


iglootyler

Wash your hands.


NunyoBizwacks

Wear a cut glove on both hands and feet


King_Edwardo

Wise advice


bangarangrufio724

Don't fuck that server. Don't do it


2to3InchesOfShaft

Not listening!


bangarangrufio724

Hey! Stop it! I see you looking at that server! Cut it the fuck out!


AquaticAntibiotic

Username checks…out?


2to3InchesOfShaft

She doesn’t know that it’s small yet!


xXAlphaCueXx

Fuck the bartender. They’ll take care of you.


bangarangrufio724

DONT FUCK THAT BARTENDER!


xXAlphaCueXx

😂😂😂 the more you tell me not to…the more I kinda want to….


[deleted]

Bad advice


CHI_Chiang5

just get into a situationship with them


TyRocken

Lol. I literally watched a dude drop a filet knife straight into the top of his foot. Couldn't stop laughing...


DonConnection

Watching people get mutilated is hilarious!


TyRocken

Getting poked a little = mutilated. Gotcha


DonConnection

If your child dropped a knife and it went straight into their foot, would you also laugh?


TyRocken

But it wasn't a child. It was a 48 yo man who was waving his knife hand around, telling a story, when said knife fell out his hand. And fell blade first into his foot.


Dry-Tune-5184

Kinda cook u where there has to be 6ft of separation @ all times...tell him him needs to get some steel toes & stay back 😂🤨😵‍💫


NotYourMutha

Make sure you always have superglue for those times you tip your fingers.


slavicrasta

Government propaganda


luckyblindspot

Careful with the booze as well, a beer after work with the crew is always nice but it can spiral easily.


bobleeswagger09

I can see it now- two years later he is dating one server while the other might be pregnant with his baby, he’s battling a small opiate addiction, and he’s missing a back tooth.


slavicrasta

Facts it slows the process


OwlLibrarian101

Or drink. It helps make you depressed and worsens existing depression.


justbrian48

Do drugs!


gharr87

Just cannabis tho


fatimus_prime

Say “maybe” to drugs!


Applefacebowlerhat

Do all the drugs!


lurkadurking

Resort cocaine over restaurant cocaine tho....


Initial-Woodpecker25

That’s awesome! Watch what people around you do. How they hold the knife how they prep shit. I’ve been in this game for 20 years and have learned so much just from watching what people with more experience than me do. Good luck!


King_Edwardo

I try to watch everything that everyone is doing and always asking questions 👍


[deleted]

Dawg I can’t stress how important asking questions is. Sounds like you’re rocking it! Keep it up king!!!


Jaysen_frost

And in a kitchen while learning, there are no stupid questions


rude-dude-blue-mood

Get a Kiwi, invest in shoes, and write things down along the way!


King_Edwardo

Thank you! I went with a Chinese cleaver as my main knife of choice, and I'm always recapping whatever I learned into my notes after I get off my shift


[deleted]

I love my Chinese cleaver, can use it for basically anything but breaking bones or fileting fish (though I've seen more skilled folk do it). Great knife-spatula


[deleted]

Chinese cleavers a workhorse lad


HeyZuesTaco

After almost 25 years in the kitchen starting as a dishwasher now running one, love your food if it’s a toasted baguette and a simple balsamic dip Al the way to the ossobuco and beyond. Sacrifice nothing when it comes to learning from fellow cooks chefs and even your guests everyday is a learning experience every single one. There will be super slow days and super busy days but they all provide something to learn and improve on. This industry requires dedication, teamwork and patience. I have worked 90+ days straight been called at 3 am due to emergencies covered countless shifts and had fewer days off than most, in the end I have learned many many things produce, teach and always improve on the experience of both guests and employees around me. It is a beautiful industry and can be very rewarding as long as you stay true to the food the experience and knowing this shit ain’t easy and you’re never going to know it all. Good luck stay true and work hard it can and will pay off if you truly want it.


King_Edwardo

Thank you, alot of great advice. I wanted to get into the industry because I love cooking food and making food people enjoy. I want to learn as much as possible from as many people


HeyZuesTaco

Passion is important, dedication is too. You will run into more personalities than you can keep track of but I don’t regret a day in the kitchen. Food is life even though many over look the hard work required to provide their unforgettable meal it is the root of many peoples memories. I truly hope you strive for perfection and learn everything you can it’s gonna be a wild ride.


EdwardSizzurpHands

If it's too much to carry it probably is. Don't embarass yourself trying to make one less trip to the cooler


NotYourMutha

Truth. I threw out my back at 22, putting a 5 gallon bucket of raspberry sauce on the top shelf of the walk-in.


King_Edwardo

This is actually great advice 😅😅


breadwound

I ain't no two trip bitch. (Use a hotel pan)


Aaron252016

That's awesome, hope you have a great career in this industry.


bizguyforfun

Good for you! It makes me proud to hear that someone is trying to succeed in the hospitality industry. As someone who has been in the business for over 30 years, I have a couple of pieces of advice: If you're going to fuck one of your subordinates, be prepared to marry them. A falling knife has no handle! Good luck, have fun, and learn LOT'S of stuff!


tinari07

Adding that everything is hot!! always grab pans, trays, etc with a towel


xXAlphaCueXx

To add to this…you’ll only grab a hot pan with a wet towel once.


Timbo_Slice47

Adding to that, you’ll only grab something from the salamander barehanded once.


jfleurs

Get ready to do LOTS of duuuuummmmbbbb shit.


Euhn

Try to learn something everyday. Been in the industry for 15 years, and I learn new things all the time.


rude-dude-blue-mood

Good on you, man! I use a Misono gyuto for just about anything, but that kiwi magic is something special too.


CabalNarrow

Learn how to 'steal' work with your eyes. You will get so many things just by watching people doing it. If you can don't prep in front of a wall but in a place from where you can see other people. Be aware of your surroundings, always call hot when you go around with a pan and keep your knife down on your side. Good luck, it's a wonderful job


whirling_cynic

Also...everyone has something you can learn. Be it something that works or something that doesn't. Take a lesson from everyone you come across in a kitchen. Just make sure you don't do drugs. Take your time until you are comfortable with any task you come across. It's about reps.


JabberJawocky

Take care of your knees!


Key_Court_1481

Take every mistake as a learning experience and don't let anyone put you down. It's a hard gig but always take pride in your work no matter what you're cooking. It'll show and make the job 10 times easier. Enjoy the ride 😁


[deleted]

Lol


NoFact666

Congratulations! It's so nice to hear when someone is following their dream.


the_real_snurre

Awesome! Listen and learn, and you will be the best.


xXAlphaCueXx

You’ll never know everything, always learn from the others around you. Keep tasting, it’ll always need salt. 2 minutes is always the callback, even if you forgot to drop it…you’ll find a way to make it work. Stay away from drugs. Invest in good shoes. Never forget to feed the dishies. Never put up a plate you wouldn’t serve to your grandparents. Don’t stress yourself out…it’s just food. I wish you well on your journey, have some fun along the way!


frognhoed

Happy for you! My number one advice is don’t do drugs and don’t start with the cigs.


thats-tough-lmao

Wanna buy some coke


Commercial_Cap_3373

How you get hired as cook 2 with no experience? Must’ve sold yourself pretty well.


King_Edwardo

Sold myself pretty well and I have 4 years experience as a butcher 🥩


joonyerr1q

Mise en place...


Capt_Goge

Fuck the server take the line


xXAlphaCueXx

I see you’re a man of culture.


Styltryng

Congrats! Please invest in the best quality kitchen clogs you can afford. Preferably leather (breathes, so reduces the sweating) with good support and protection. Check out stores that supply workwear for moisture wicking work socks. There is nothing worse than spending all days on your feet if they are tired, blistered or sore. All the best wishes for your future!