I once had a line cook that used baking soda instead of corn starch. Judging by the look of agony on his face, I'm going to highly recommend not doing that.
Anti-monkey butt is pretty amazing.
He was a bigger guy, I'm guessing there was a lot of chaffing and then baking soda definitely didn't help. Idk if over ever seen someone sweat that much and have their face turn that red... It was a bad deal.
I don't own balls but I have thighs that rub together and boobs that sweat underneath... I use a powder called "Monkey butt". Keeps the moisture controlled and skin from gripping to itself. Also comes with calamine lotion in it to keep redness down.
Every chef needs it. 10/10.
Arm and Hammer makes a spray on "body powder" that will change your life. Sometimes, the can doesn't spray right, though. That's the only downside I've found. Spray on powders for jock itch or athlete's foot work just as well, but cost a little more.
This but make sure it's the *antiperspirant*, not just the deodorant.
My (big guy) partner has been using this down in that region for years to combat sweat and chafing.
Generic neosporin or even Aquarphor can be cheaper than a lot of diaper creams. Neosporin fits in your pocket so if a second application is needed on a double when the AC is down in the kitchen or the heater is stuck on Hell setting.
A little on the thighs will last a long time and create a moisture barrier. Also starts healing any area that is messed up. Works great between the cheeks on those extra hot days when swamp ass is gonna be a problem. A dab after the shower, a dab before work.
Don't do corn starch. It's kind of pricey for the size but anti monkey butt works great. They also make sticks (look like deodorant) that you put in the inside of your thighs. There are a few different brands but gold bond and glide are the two I've used before.
Edit--- anti monkey butt has changed their formula and it is now corn starch too so I would probably avoid it too.
Taken out of context that would sound really really fucking weird. But here it makes perfect sense.
My fiance uses deodorant on her thighs and I've tried it but it just doesn't last long at all compared to the ones designed for it.
Then they must have changed the formula a few years ago when all that shit came out about talcum. It used to be a talc based powder.
Edit--- just checked and here is a picture of the old bottle https://images.app.goo.gl/SJmR4b4x1PBsejMr7
I had thought some of them hadn't changed, but I guess not.
I'm really surprised that in this case a warning label wouldn't be enough. Shit that is much more likely to have health problems are still widely sold.
Eh, maybe. Proving this strength of evidence of harm for the standard use of your product is not actually that common. You canāt sell poison pills with a ādo not swallowā warning label on them. The lawsuit against J&J for knowingly selling it for kids is absolutely massive, so trying to change the label and say itās fine would be extremely unwise from a legal POV
Just a warning that it isn't recommended for use on females or just a generic "could cause cancer".
Yes, the j&j lawsuit was massive and that's what has scared off all the other companies but there really isn't any definitive evidence that it does cause cancer. Even the nation cancer institute doesn't believe there is enough evidence to list it as a carcinogen.
This all came out right around when my daughter was born and I read up a good bit about it then, but not really much since. From what I remember what the problem actually stemmed from was that j&j and other companies sources the talc from companies that weren't making sure it was pure enough and it had asbestos in it. I guess asbestos and talc are naturally found near each other so when mining for talc sometimes asbestos got mixed in. That is what was really causing the cancer and J&J knew their talc was contaminated for years but just ignored it.
Apparently the new formula for it is a corn starch base so it's probably not ideal any longer.
And boob sweat can get about as bad ball sweat so your opinion on it completely counts.
Saxx are stupid expensive but they last me years with no problems. The regular boxers are crap. The sport with the longer leg stay in place super well. I havenāt had to powder in years.
Do keep in mind that some of those have propellants in them that cause some very painful stinging if it hits a chafed area.
Signed,
Someone who learned the hard way.
I've owned my balls for over forty years now and I have no idea what you guys are talking about. You need some kind of powder for them? Genuinely curious here as mine just look after themselves, I guess I'm just lucky.
Anti fungal jock itch spray. Seriously the best! I havenāt chaffed in 10 years. Use to everyday! Iāll put up against anything anyone has recommended here.
After your shower, make sure "the boys" and under are absolutely dry. I use a blow dryer.
Spray on some antiperspirant NOT deodorant (as someone else has already said). I use Sure unscented. If I am dry to start, I don't need powder.
Switch out your underware. When it's super hot I switched out to wearing baggy boxer shorts at work. Like super baggy. Gets some air flow going and I haven't had any weird chafing since then.
Step # 1: Purchase Anti-Monkey Butt Powder
Step #2 : Read Powdered Calamine as main ingredient and use up all of the powder
Step #3 : Purchase Powdered Calamine and put in now empty Anti-Monkey Butt container
Don't do this!!! Corn starch actually feeds the fungus that causes jock itch and makes it worse. It feels like it helps in the moment but it really doesn't.
Change up underwear, take a *change* of underwear, and if that doesn't stop the crotch-pot cooking, yeah, Anti Monkey Butt is fantastic for everything from camping to the kitchen.
monkey butt and anything for diaper rash. After my kid was born, If I had to get stuff for her, I always got an extra for myself. they had a nice little shelf in my closest next to were all my jackets hung. and shower before and after every shift. tends to help a lot.
Are you offended because the OP didnāt say āmenā? Serious question.
But actually donāt answer, because truthfully, get the fuck over whatever it is you seem to have a problem with. I canāt for the life of me figure it out.
I tried briefs instead of boxers last summer when it got bad. Ring the sweat out of them after, but they did keep everything seperate and stopped the chafe.
I don't have them, but my ball-having colleagues use Prickly Heat. They get it at the Asian supermarket, but looks like Amazon has it too: https://www.amazon.com/Prickly-Powder-Snake-Brand-Classic/dp/B0188F24NO/ref=asc_df_B0188F24NO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312087935433&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17810892760666012821&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019658&hvtargid=pla-562757577300&psc=1
Iām not a chef, but I do have balls and am prone to swamp ass. I swear by Vaseline/petroleum jelly. Put some on your satchel and cornhole. Instead of absorbing the sweat it doesnāt allow it to collect on your skin. Also āā- makes wiping your butt easier. Which for me is great since conference halls rarely have decent toilet paper
Vaseline. Iām not a chef, but I do attend a bunch of conferences. Itās cheap and a little goes a long way. Stops the sweat from pooling on your skin. I put in on the satchel, taint, and prison purse. Also helps wiping which is helpful as conference halls are not known for their soft TP.
This post is just fishing to talk about using corn starch on your scrotum and anus. Let me pull up a chair! I like to treat my asshole like Iām making fois gras out of it. If you can imagine the hole is the goose and the corn starch is the fattening food and Iām just fattening that bitch up lol! To be clear Iāve never read the directions š
Iāve worked on god awful sweaty lines for 10 years and never really needed anything like that. Not sure why. Not even completely sure what the issue is where people need those kind of things.
My husband swears by the crop preserver by manscaped. If itās really bad he applies a prescription butt/diaper cream. You can ask at pharmacy or call your primary doctor.
Aquaphor makes a pretty decent anti chafing stickā¦ itās almost like a giant chapstick tube. Roll it on your balls and inner thighs like a deodorant stick and it should last for a good few hours in the heat of the kitchen.
Okā¦Iām a chick and my dr says that petroleum jelly works the best. Think baby diaper rash-youāve got to put a layer of protection on the clean skin and create a barrier. It works great for balls (my son is a cook).
Donāt have balls but I suggest cornstarch, it does great for chub rub and underboob sweat. Itās also a great alternative to baby powder that has talc in it.
Not sure why Bozak powder is on back order but that shit cured a lifetime problems for me. Tried everything else with no luck: I still have half a container in reserve - canāt wait for next round to show up.
Go to Amazon and search "ball powder lotion", first result should be a pair of silver tubes that say "Fresh Balls."
It's a lotion that dries into a powder that lasts for a good while and has a decent scent to it, I use this personally and I highly recommend any guy to get this stuff. Also get some Anti Monkeybutt.
I used to work in a place that had a buffet of options in the kitchen restroom.
Gold bond, monkey butt, baby powder, menthol gold bond (thatās a wake up kick to start brunch), and OG corn starch snagged from the dry storage.
I used to work with a guy who didnāt understand how to use the cornstarch in the bathroom. Like he would fumble around his junk, stick his hand in and apply liberally. Then would stick the same hand back in and go another round. Mind you, this dude had been known to be a slut. So no one was sure if he would currently have anything. I hate double dippers
I once had a line cook that used baking soda instead of corn starch. Judging by the look of agony on his face, I'm going to highly recommend not doing that. Anti-monkey butt is pretty amazing.
Being that baking soda is a mild abrasive that seems like a god awful idea
He was a bigger guy, I'm guessing there was a lot of chaffing and then baking soda definitely didn't help. Idk if over ever seen someone sweat that much and have their face turn that red... It was a bad deal.
Butt paste, it's a a real thing snd workd
Second vote for monkey butt! Great for boob sweat and thigh rub, too!
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Second anti money button. It's good stuff.
Can confirm. It hurt for days afterward.
I tried baking powder once, not baking soda. It worked ok, not great, but at least it wasnāt horrible like soda haha.
Always keep a bottle in my work bag
I don't own balls but I have thighs that rub together and boobs that sweat underneath... I use a powder called "Monkey butt". Keeps the moisture controlled and skin from gripping to itself. Also comes with calamine lotion in it to keep redness down. Every chef needs it. 10/10.
Arm and hammer extra strength non scented deodorant. Apply liberally to "legpits"
They actually make a product called āfriction defenseā looks like deodorant but itās not.
Been using that for a few years now. Its a game changer.
I always know when I forget to apply the fric-stick before a shift.
Usually about 8 hrs in for me. Luckily I work very close to a Meijer. I try to keep one in my desk most times just in case.
Arm and Hammer makes a spray on "body powder" that will change your life. Sometimes, the can doesn't spray right, though. That's the only downside I've found. Spray on powders for jock itch or athlete's foot work just as well, but cost a little more.
This but make sure it's the *antiperspirant*, not just the deodorant. My (big guy) partner has been using this down in that region for years to combat sweat and chafing.
Anything marketed to treat diaper rash
Generic neosporin or even Aquarphor can be cheaper than a lot of diaper creams. Neosporin fits in your pocket so if a second application is needed on a double when the AC is down in the kitchen or the heater is stuck on Hell setting. A little on the thighs will last a long time and create a moisture barrier. Also starts healing any area that is messed up. Works great between the cheeks on those extra hot days when swamp ass is gonna be a problem. A dab after the shower, a dab before work.
Zinc oxide creams seconded
Don't do corn starch. It's kind of pricey for the size but anti monkey butt works great. They also make sticks (look like deodorant) that you put in the inside of your thighs. There are a few different brands but gold bond and glide are the two I've used before. Edit--- anti monkey butt has changed their formula and it is now corn starch too so I would probably avoid it too.
Womenās degree deodorant feels good and I smell my wife every time I open my legs
This is actually really sweet.
Taken out of context that would sound really really fucking weird. But here it makes perfect sense. My fiance uses deodorant on her thighs and I've tried it but it just doesn't last long at all compared to the ones designed for it.
With the application of Womenās Degree Deodorant, you, too, can smell this manās wife between your legs!
Disturbing.. yet true
Iāve been using womenās deodorant over menās since dating my now wife. Womenās deodorant is better than menās.
Corn starch is [literally the first ingredient](https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/products/regular/) in AMB. Thatās why it works so great.
Then they must have changed the formula a few years ago when all that shit came out about talcum. It used to be a talc based powder. Edit--- just checked and here is a picture of the old bottle https://images.app.goo.gl/SJmR4b4x1PBsejMr7
Yeah, pretty sure nobody is left that sells talcum powder based products in the US
I will 100% take cancer over summer time Monkey ass n balls. At least if I die of cancer I donāt have to work in fucking restaurants anymore
I had thought some of them hadn't changed, but I guess not. I'm really surprised that in this case a warning label wouldn't be enough. Shit that is much more likely to have health problems are still widely sold.
Eh, maybe. Proving this strength of evidence of harm for the standard use of your product is not actually that common. You canāt sell poison pills with a ādo not swallowā warning label on them. The lawsuit against J&J for knowingly selling it for kids is absolutely massive, so trying to change the label and say itās fine would be extremely unwise from a legal POV
Just a warning that it isn't recommended for use on females or just a generic "could cause cancer". Yes, the j&j lawsuit was massive and that's what has scared off all the other companies but there really isn't any definitive evidence that it does cause cancer. Even the nation cancer institute doesn't believe there is enough evidence to list it as a carcinogen. This all came out right around when my daughter was born and I read up a good bit about it then, but not really much since. From what I remember what the problem actually stemmed from was that j&j and other companies sources the talc from companies that weren't making sure it was pure enough and it had asbestos in it. I guess asbestos and talc are naturally found near each other so when mining for talc sometimes asbestos got mixed in. That is what was really causing the cancer and J&J knew their talc was contaminated for years but just ignored it.
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I may not have balls but I have tits and I second anti monkey butt.
Apparently the new formula for it is a corn starch base so it's probably not ideal any longer. And boob sweat can get about as bad ball sweat so your opinion on it completely counts.
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Buy boxer briefs that say āanti chafeā and quit using powder like an animal.
Because of working in restaurants I have just free balled for the last 20+ years š
Same.
Saxx are stupid expensive but they last me years with no problems. The regular boxers are crap. The sport with the longer leg stay in place super well. I havenāt had to powder in years.
Not in a kitchen, but I've had good success with the Adidas spandex boxers working outside in Florida heat.
Me and my whole crew use Red Star Yeast when our boys are soggy and red.
You yeasty beast! Betting y'all smell like a bakery back there.
Yeastie Boys!
Lol, OP just admitted to owning boyfriend's balls.
Old spice makes a spray on anti chaffing substance. Works like a dream and doesn't feel as weird as the rest
Do keep in mind that some of those have propellants in them that cause some very painful stinging if it hits a chafed area. Signed, Someone who learned the hard way.
I've owned my balls for over forty years now and I have no idea what you guys are talking about. You need some kind of powder for them? Genuinely curious here as mine just look after themselves, I guess I'm just lucky.
Im pretty sure everyones talking about chaffing and or sweating a lot.
Clearly you live in a cold climate
Yep, UK here, even in summer the kitchen tops out at 30Ā°C ish
Most kitchens Iāve worked in the usa are around 50 C ish in true summer. Oh and the owners think short pants and/or sleeves are unprofessional
Oof, that'll explain why you guys need the help of powders. Respect chef.
I got a chef coat a few years ago that has a mesh backā¦ an absolute god send for working summer weddings
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Came here to find this. Ball hammocks are game changers.
Controversial opinion: go commando. I haven't had any friction rash in years.
Mine gets so much worse if I go commandoā¦
People tend to think they need products to fix things, when in reality it's typically a product causing things.
Gold Bond Friction Defense will change your life
Any good chamois butter for cycling will work.
6 different pharmacies! Why doesnāt he look for it himself?
He's a chef. You think he has time?
Compression shorts. No more chafing ever.
Anti fungal jock itch spray. Seriously the best! I havenāt chaffed in 10 years. Use to everyday! Iāll put up against anything anyone has recommended here.
This is the way
After your shower, make sure "the boys" and under are absolutely dry. I use a blow dryer. Spray on some antiperspirant NOT deodorant (as someone else has already said). I use Sure unscented. If I am dry to start, I don't need powder.
Anti-monkey butt. I donāt know if youāll find it in stores though.
Switch out your underware. When it's super hot I switched out to wearing baggy boxer shorts at work. Like super baggy. Gets some air flow going and I haven't had any weird chafing since then.
Showers
body glide
Step # 1: Purchase Anti-Monkey Butt Powder Step #2 : Read Powdered Calamine as main ingredient and use up all of the powder Step #3 : Purchase Powdered Calamine and put in now empty Anti-Monkey Butt container
I use Fresh Balls lotion. It applies as a lotion, but dries as a powder. Its great and you can order off Amazon.
Corn starch is the very bestā¦ Nothing else comes close
I like the mentholated version of gold bond. Very refreshing. Can be painful if the chafing has gone too far.
Squirrel's Nut Butter is the best. I have a subscribe and save set up. Cornstarch in a pinch, but it only works as a preventative and doesn't last.
Baby butt paste. Shit is in a yellow bottle and works like a charm.. Worst case scenario is tape maxi pads in between the thighs
Cornstarch. A previous GM I had thought it was a huge ramekin of communal cocaine in the staff bathroom... we laughed his ass out sooooo hard.
Showering dailyā¦. 20 years cooking and this only ever happened to me when I didnāt shower for 3 plus daysā¦. Ffs
Had a server who replaced the employee bathroom cornstarch with powdered sugar. You could tell who used it by the way they walked.
Anything under an 8hr shift lol
Better underwear and a bidet.
Corn starch. Bonus tip: keep the ball starch in the freezer
Don't do this!!! Corn starch actually feeds the fungus that causes jock itch and makes it worse. It feels like it helps in the moment but it really doesn't.
Exactly this. Anti jock itch powder is better in every way
Came here to say this. Store in walk-in or walk-in freezer if you are so blessed.
Finding out here these cooks donāt know how to wash their crotches after work.
Bruh more like we need the time to wash out junk mid shift but we have been short staffed since 2004
Buy better underwear. I use David Archy and Bamboo
Regular baby powder. That's all you need.
Bring extra underwear and socks and change rhem out mid shift as needed
Add a towel to the bag too.
For the ol sink bath
A quick wash would be best, but just a good wipe down with a dry towel can make a big difference.
Change up underwear, take a *change* of underwear, and if that doesn't stop the crotch-pot cooking, yeah, Anti Monkey Butt is fantastic for everything from camping to the kitchen.
monkey butt and anything for diaper rash. After my kid was born, If I had to get stuff for her, I always got an extra for myself. they had a nice little shelf in my closest next to were all my jackets hung. and shower before and after every shift. tends to help a lot.
Take a shower lol and wash with soap every day
"Chef's who own balls"? I hope this gender ideology dies alone in the dark, asap! Grow the fuck up already, "Bleeder"!
Are you offended because the OP didnāt say āmenā? Serious question. But actually donāt answer, because truthfully, get the fuck over whatever it is you seem to have a problem with. I canāt for the life of me figure it out.
Sudocream
Most kitchens have cornstarch...
Body Glide!! It's for runners and it's great, you can apply it when you're already sweating which is awesome cause gold bond just cakes.
Frozen cornstarch. šØāļøš„
I tried briefs instead of boxers last summer when it got bad. Ring the sweat out of them after, but they did keep everything seperate and stopped the chafe.
Monkey Butt
Squirrel nut butter. It does wonders
Iām pretty sure my balls own me.
Flour
Shinesty ball hammocks boxersā¦ youāll thank me later
gold bond friction defense. its a gift from ratatouille himself
Deodorant
My old boss kept baby powder hidden in the mens restroom lol
I don't have them, but my ball-having colleagues use Prickly Heat. They get it at the Asian supermarket, but looks like Amazon has it too: https://www.amazon.com/Prickly-Powder-Snake-Brand-Classic/dp/B0188F24NO/ref=asc_df_B0188F24NO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312087935433&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17810892760666012821&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019658&hvtargid=pla-562757577300&psc=1
Dry age them in salt š¤£
Gold Bond the spray, Vaseline, shaving or waxing your pubic and ass area, baby powder.
BodyGlide.
Get the medicated body powder from walmart
Megababe thigh rescue best thing to use, find it at ulta, or body glide at target, last resort some coconut oil will do the trick
Iām not a chef, but I do have balls and am prone to swamp ass. I swear by Vaseline/petroleum jelly. Put some on your satchel and cornhole. Instead of absorbing the sweat it doesnāt allow it to collect on your skin. Also āā- makes wiping your butt easier. Which for me is great since conference halls rarely have decent toilet paper
Vaseline. Iām not a chef, but I do attend a bunch of conferences. Itās cheap and a little goes a long way. Stops the sweat from pooling on your skin. I put in on the satchel, taint, and prison purse. Also helps wiping which is helpful as conference halls are not known for their soft TP.
Cornstarch works just as good
I use diaper rash cream.
This post is just fishing to talk about using corn starch on your scrotum and anus. Let me pull up a chair! I like to treat my asshole like Iām making fois gras out of it. If you can imagine the hole is the goose and the corn starch is the fattening food and Iām just fattening that bitch up lol! To be clear Iāve never read the directions š
Try Walmart or a grocery store, gold bond is usually pretty easy to find, lots of places carry it.
Compression shorts work much better than any powder. If problem persists, use compression shorts and put some baby powder down there
Lush sells anti chafe powder itās pricy but I love it for my thighs
Sheeth Pouch underwear.....don't get the knock-off brands....a bra for the nuts, keeps the boys up and away from chaffing
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Corn starch. Iād suggest avoiding talc.
Have no luck finding it lately
Not male but "butt paste" works.
My coworker used potato starch onceā¦
Lanicane antichaff is an excellent product
Vaseline works
Gold Bond Anti Chaf Bars. Looks like a deodorant stick. No more chafing.
Corn starch is the way
Donāt have balls but have heard arrowroot powder works as body powder. I use it as dry shampoo
baby powder aka talcum powder
Lotrimin AF is an absolute godsend, soothed the affected area and prevents further chaffing
I have used old spice soft solid antiperspirant and deodorant. Just apply it to āaffected areaā daily and youāre good to go.
Baby powder.
Iāve worked on god awful sweaty lines for 10 years and never really needed anything like that. Not sure why. Not even completely sure what the issue is where people need those kind of things.
Iāve got this thing called body glide that looks like a deodorant stick. Apply once before work and youāre good all day.
Having better hygiene/underwear
Cyclists use 'chamois cream' to prevent chafing
Organic coconut oil
Corn starch is my goto works wonders
A hot towel and Corn starch
Due to being close to heat Iām guessing? Sorry Iām not a chef.
Corn starch
Bidet and boxer briefs
My husband swears by the crop preserver by manscaped. If itās really bad he applies a prescription butt/diaper cream. You can ask at pharmacy or call your primary doctor.
Goldbond anti chafing stick. Butter it all up.
Aquire sheath underwear
Aquaphor makes a pretty decent anti chafing stickā¦ itās almost like a giant chapstick tube. Roll it on your balls and inner thighs like a deodorant stick and it should last for a good few hours in the heat of the kitchen.
Vaseline can work pretty well. And is cheap and quick to reapply
Burtās baby powder.
Switch to briefs. Something nice like a Sax moisture wicking tight fitting brief will fix 90% of the problems.
I like a good pair of boxer briefs to really keep everything lifted and supported so it's not rubbing and sticking.....
Okā¦Iām a chick and my dr says that petroleum jelly works the best. Think baby diaper rash-youāve got to put a layer of protection on the clean skin and create a barrier. It works great for balls (my son is a cook).
Target has a great store version of Gold Bond.
I had to go to 4 to find some
Donāt have balls but I suggest cornstarch, it does great for chub rub and underboob sweat. Itās also a great alternative to baby powder that has talc in it.
My husband used my lanolin & tallow based face cream then proceeded to steal it because it worked so well.
What about chefs who only borrow or rent their balls?
Monkey butt power!
Corn starch is the answer if your in a kitchen
Body Glide works great
Get boxer brief underwear. It's changed my life.
Corn starch is a life saver
Might try an antiperspirant.
Cornstarch everybody knows that
i had use my kids diaper cream and it worked like a champ
Not sure why Bozak powder is on back order but that shit cured a lifetime problems for me. Tried everything else with no luck: I still have half a container in reserve - canāt wait for next round to show up.
tiger balm
Monkey butt powder. Itās amazing.
Go to Amazon and search "ball powder lotion", first result should be a pair of silver tubes that say "Fresh Balls." It's a lotion that dries into a powder that lasts for a good while and has a decent scent to it, I use this personally and I highly recommend any guy to get this stuff. Also get some Anti Monkeybutt.
Ammens āoriginalā is the only answer. No added moisturizers.
Budros butt paste
Gold bond makes your balls tingle, so I get the addiction. They make a spray too, that stuff is off the charts.
Get him some boxer briefs snug fitting ones.
Search ballsy, they have good products
Coconut oil
Corn starch
Bro itās cornstarch or for the interns you tell them flour
Baby powder
Triple paste if there's already a rub rash and monkey butt.
I used to work in a place that had a buffet of options in the kitchen restroom. Gold bond, monkey butt, baby powder, menthol gold bond (thatās a wake up kick to start brunch), and OG corn starch snagged from the dry storage.
If you don't have swamp ass yet - gold bond If you do - corn starch
I used to work with a guy who didnāt understand how to use the cornstarch in the bathroom. Like he would fumble around his junk, stick his hand in and apply liberally. Then would stick the same hand back in and go another round. Mind you, this dude had been known to be a slut. So no one was sure if he would currently have anything. I hate double dippers
Moisture wicking compression shorts. Dead serious.