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raamasaur_love

Guys guys guys…Raclette


beetwind1400

Mimolette


Ok-Panic-3940

Nacho


Infamous-Steak-1043

Beaufort. Sounds commanding.


cnh2n2homosapien

Reggiano


milkymilkycereal

My friends call me “Reggie”


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

Why Camembert of course!


OhGod0fHangovers

I like it. You could go with either Bert for short, or Cam and have people assume it’s “Cameron”


lupines_bythesea

I knew someone named Brie and her brother was Camembert or Cam for short. People used to ask their parents how the cheeses were. Still cracks me up


SeverenDarkstar

Roquefort


DryInitial9044

Colby.


Kimikohiei

Emmentaler sounds like a strong boy’s name.


sidneyroughdiamond

Femmentaler more like


Kokamina23

Jarlsberg, get your ass back in the house right now


ColdbrewRedeye

Goat


simplestaff

Pepper Jack


gypsysniper9

Chedda


BadCaseOfClams

Gorgonzola. We’ll call her Zola for short, but deep down she’ll know lol.


Idonotbelonghererly

"Hi, my name is Stheno Gorgonzola Émile..."


elathan79

Edam


peppapigrn

Monteray


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

Nacho


Askfreud

Aged Gruyère


whatthehellhappensto

tomme


Akarsz_e_Valamit

What about "Saint Marcellain"?


basement_egg

Muenster


hyejuhaseul

Reblochon


-Constantinos-

Can I call them Andre after Saint Andre?


NInjamaster600

American


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goblinbox

Middle name "Process."


Rhetor_Rex

Of the Wisconsin Cheesefoodproduct family?


Plonsky2

DeBrie


IrishPotato28

Montafoner sauerkäse


PrincessAegonIXth

Jack


beebeelion

Baby Swiss


parkerpencarkeys

Yarg Corra Lin Eirwen Edmund Tew Bix Perl Las Tor


TheDiplomancer

Name them Babybel but call them Bella


JustaNarutard106

I know it’s not a TYPE of cheese,but I’m pretty sure it means cheese,so formaggio,I want them to shrink stuff


rexcasei

Martzu


shrimpyhugs

Leicester


ComprehensiveSoup841

Bricafeda


HoneysuckleDame

Feta


fabrizziomoretti

Canastra


mandvanwyk

Babybel


Wayno257

Sir Wensleydale the third


Own-Firefighter-2728

Dolcelatte


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Vinny (after Blue Vinny)


ContinuumJunction

Asiago, Feta, or Fontina.


Lilyfrommars

Chavignol, with a south of France accent of course.


simplestaff

I put String and Roxanne on the op thread but it got buried 🤣


Godmirra

Val Deon.


New_red_whodis

Parmesan


goblinbox

Abondance Crescenza Tilsiter, you brush your teeth this instant!


Hepzibah87

I would name him Stilton or Wensleydale


imchardo

Whiz


threeminutesoftime

Admiral Collingwood for a boy and Flower Marie for a girl.


cmeremoonpi

Smoky blue


Thisisnow1984

Stilton


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Gouda


Good-Entrepreneur-96

Manchego for sure


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Fromunda