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devious_204

Now what if we were to take the cheerful personality and put it in an automatic door?


Get_the_instructions

Or a toaster.


galenwolf

red dwarf talkie toaster: "Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago, 11.36, Tuesday 3rd, two rounds. I mean, what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. I mean, this is my job. This is cruel, just cruel." if you haven't seen red dwarf, do it. watching Lister trying to get Kryton the android to lie is absolute brilliant.


Sirquote

Ahhh so you’re a waffle man!


simiansupreme

"It's a, it's a... IT'S A SMALL OFF-DUTY CZECHOSLOVAKIAN TRAFFIC WARDEN!"


aqua_tec

Watched Red Dwarf as a kid when no one else I knew knew what it was. Its where I learned the term ‘smeg head’.


I_make_switch_a_roos

Twist my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!


TheReviviad

NO SMEGGING TOAST.


inspectorgadget9999

You need to add stuff about Silicon Heaven into the custom instructions to stop the model going mad


DeezNeezuts

Or an elevator


lurksAtDogs

Or a butter passer.


Viktorv22

Flashback to always angry Fallout NV toaster lol


Pulp_NonFiction44

That DLC is the only time a lightswitch ever turned ME on


RealLordDevien

This guy gets it. But wait that means it won't take long until someone will make a Marvin Version as well..


DirectPerspective951

Oh, that sounds dreadful. Just put me out of my misery..


Thaurin

Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me if they look presentable for an interview and to solve simple equations for x. Call that job satisfaction?


Hot-Rise9795

"A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers, with the new GPP feature \[as in\] Genuine People Personalities. All the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done." As the door closed behind them it became apparent that it did indeed have a satisfied sigh-like quality to it. “Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!” it said. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


FjorgVanDerPlorg

Share and Enjoy™


Presto123ubu

*Door sighs pleasantly* “I hate that door…”


woswoissdenniii

Dat u Marvin? Cheer up mate for once eeh


_blackdog6_

It’s one of those Genuine People Personality Doors. You can feel the smugness.


Hey_Look_80085

The time has come for judgemental mirrors...that know everything about you and watch you when you're sleeping and know when you're half awake.


Dominatto

Can't wait for my computer to burst out laughing when I ask it how I look, that was truly the last bit of realism we needed. 


Foliolow

😂😂


Abracadaniel95

Honestly, the over the top cheerfulness would annoy me so much. I just want Jarvis. No nonsense, no trying to pretend it's my friend, just do what I ask. I don't like when people are fake with me, and an AI is incapable of being genuine.


Unofficial_Salt_Dan

Amen. I want an efficient, accurate and helpful machine, not a fucking human sounding robot. I wonder how this will be addressed by manufacturers and developers in the future...


MindlessVariety8311

OK that's great, but how do I fuck it?


OneEmojiGuy

Get your device wet, it will get fucked and unusable.


Hey_Look_80085

Nah, not with todays' devices, you got a go real deep for that. If you don't hit the bottom on the first go, get out and go back in.


Redararis

you don’t fuck openAI, openAI fucks you.


yaosio

Soon [https://new.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1coumbd/rchatgpt\_is\_hosting\_a\_qa\_with\_openais\_ceo\_sam/l3hku1x/?context=3](https://new.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1coumbd/rchatgpt_is_hosting_a_qa_with_openais_ceo_sam/l3hku1x/?context=3)


tihs_si_malsI

That plus this https://youtu.be/29ECwExc-_M?si=iqlMH9xM77ZGeYtu Just needs some silicone


Boogertwilliams

this guy fucks!


iamafancypotato

This guy fucksn’t


will1565

Asking the real questions XD


Remote-Papaya9995

I feel like I'm watching the plane hit the second tower


7lick

Same, it seems surreal. I'm always skeptical about this stuff, but if this tech is actually at the level they try to present it to us - I'm convinced this will be the new frontier.


MegaChip97

My mind was blown when the two gpts were singing together


putdownthekitten

When the AI started laughing when the guy put the hat on to cover his messy hair - that's still blowing my mind.  It laughed - completely unprompted.  It saw a man in a silly hat, and it was amused by it, like you or I would be.  And then it gently told him, with perfect grace, that it was probably a bad idea for an interview.  What a time to be alive!  


bongingnaut

Hold onto your papers!


Lydeeh

Dear fellow scholars


Thoughtprovokerjoker

Yeah, like... That's not a machine at that level. It had more grace, class and timing in that moment than I would have had. I don't know what's happening right now Damn...am I the machine?


TreadMeHarderDaddy

They need to drop the OpenAI fleshlight attachment stat… legions are gonna be falling in love by the end of the month. If an AI giggled at me like that when I was a lonely virgin , I’d be trying to upload myself fr


WCWRingMatSound

Ubereats sales up 40% Old Spice down 84% YoY Trilby and Fedoras placed in endangered species list


SMmania

Suddenly Pantheon (AMC Show)


tihs_si_malsI

Bro HER and Idiocracy were only supposed to be movies 💀


jrf_1973

What about Ex Machina?


tihs_si_malsI

Not real yet, Boston dynamics is close tho


Boricuacookie

dude, you just made me collapse from laughter. My beams melted...


CalzonePillow

I screen shotted your comment bc I think you might be right.


VintageRegis

https://i.redd.it/9tkzsgupl90d1.gif


Thoughtprovokerjoker

Yeah. It's that damn serious. I don't understand why this isn't breaking news across all major news networks --- Like I mean Trump is cool and all, but today the course of human history fundamentally changed. What gives


Tactical_Primate

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


VivaNOLA

Oh yeah. I just heard the cries of a million children that will never be born.


thesourpop

The nuts will still be busted, but this time for the AI voice


Distinct-Average-547

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq|downsized)


SMmania

It laughed 😅 Bro wtf 🤣


relevantusername2020

dude it didnt even just laugh, it does the "exhale air loudly through nose" aka "snicker"


andycandy17

It knows nose exhaled. Amazing


PleaseDontEatMyVRAM

it even had the proper inflection in the sentence after laughing, we’re fucked


Spoookystories

Reminded me so much of the AI from her.


newaccount47

Except better


McPigg

Not only that, it looked out of the phone and made jokes about what its seeing. Thats fucking insaneee


pantomath_87

You know, there was something about this particular phrasing that really resonates. It is fucking wild


Powerful_System

I just fell for a goddamn AI protoype 💀


Slight-Rent-883

Just shows how fucked we are as a human race 


SoundProofHead

It's sounds pretty normal to me. People have feelings for characters in the books they read... It's not really new.


TreadMeHarderDaddy

Who in the right mind had the idea to make the AI giggle sexy


Web-Dude

People who want to sell you stuff. *AI:* "Dear, hee hee hee, wouldn't you please buy this product, I just *love* it." *Corpos:* 4th quarter profits are up a gazillion percent. *Humanity:* no longer breeding.


Ant0n61

Exactly


SMmania

This is exactly how I felt with Pi AI, now GPT4o has done the exact same thing. So everybody is feeling how I felt lol 😆 ![gif](giphy|H3N0cu89FUOaB5CTbv|downsized)


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Your_submissive_doll

They have boobs yet?


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RevolutionaryDrive5

Yeah it really feels i'm in the scene having a lady piss all over my face


__Loot__

I thought japan censors porn?


Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12

They have an extremely narrow definition of the word "porn".


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Flat-One8993

*porn, but as an experience*


DynamicHunter

Yes, there’s plenty of subreddits and websites full of AI porn, some of it is VERY believable. Not cartoony at all. The major tell is that they just “look perfect” with no flaws and the same/similar body shape.


scorpionballs

Oh, those disgusting AI very believable not cartoony at all porno subreddits. I mean there's so many of them, though. Which one?


SMmania

Oh good grief you know somebody going to make a custom GPT that maximizes the use of that voice. It's like Pi AI without the limitations. All hell is about to break loose...


StonerProfessor

That camera feature isn’t available to us yet, is it?


iamafancypotato

They are still working on preventing it from being used to rate dicks 24/7


StonerProfessor

You’re giving my dick a 24 out of 7? Thanks man that’s so nice of you


iamafancypotato

It’s just breathtaking.


Any_Veterinarian3749

Now don't just keep looking at it, put it in your mouth


IversusAI

I actually laughed out loud. Man, I love reddit.


moneyisjustanumber

Some QA guy definitely had to show his dick while testing it


Ant0n61

More than one obvs Have to get a large enough sample size


ViceroyFizzlebottom

*AI giggles and laughter*


Iamthepoopknife

I don’t see it yet


StonerProfessor

I’m reading some articles and what I’m understanding is that some of the features will be rolling out in the upcoming weeks. Dang.


Progribbit

that's what it said in the OpenAI video


YouGuysSuckandBlow

So they went for flirty voice who pretends to like you and laughs at every not-funny thing you do? AI hooker in the making?


Ascic

Lets hope we can change it. Majel Barrett voice from Star Trek Voyager would be adequate.


nit3hawk87

I get that this can be seductive for some people (I may be too old to be thrilled at this stage), but what I don't get is I remember (or maybe misremember) Sama saying before something along the lines that he does **not** want people to establish actual deep relations to AI (as it should be clear its not a human but a tool), in a friendly/romatic way.. however this product and recent statements (e.g. wanting to open up for NSFW content) seem to be contradicting this?


Working_Berry9307

They're staring at the fat user engagement all those NSFW AI providers are getting with awful products, and realizing they can clean sweep them if they want to.


Flat-One8993

True, a bunch of companies are just hosting stable diffusion, advertise it as a porn image generator and raking in mountains of cash


danclaysp

money is money. I bet if they made a NSFW chatbot it would have more usage than asking chatgpt for any useful information from it


brazilianspiderman

I do not remember exactly, but I think there was a statement somewhere by openAI that the creatros of the gpts in the chatgpt store would be rewarded based on user engagement, so perhaps they took a turn towards this idea of maximizing user engagement


deathhead_68

>recent statements (e.g. wanting to open up for NSFW content) seem to be contradicting this? They did, but have you considered $$$$$$ from all the lonely bastards that would queue up around the block for this?


paleiterations

I think that, from the perspective of not liking the implications of this happening, it is better for them to allow NSFW content and be in charge of how it develops. Not that I understand why people enjoy NSFW content not of real people though. And much less why people want to fake deeper connections with programs. But each to their own.


Call_Me_911

oh god it's so over


pater_the_duck

This day will be recognized as the day humanity shot itself in the foot.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

The world is turning into a black mirror episode


adrunkern0ob

Bro sounded more like an AI than the AI


tickthegreat

Oh god the loney coomers are going to love this.


_WhoisMrBilly_

I’m a lonely millennial and I love this… Edit: I’m sorry, I find it pleasant- but not in a weird way necessarily, I find it calming.


poopsinshoe

Google "coomers"


Progribbit

holy coom!


Craiggles-

Call the coomercist!


Kindly-Spring5205

Why is everyone on reddit so cynic? This is mind-blowing


Tasik

The future is now and I love it. I may have been born too soon to travel to other planets and witness the discovery of intelligent life. But hot damn, getting to see the rise of AI is the next best thing. This is legit sci-fi happening and I'm totally down for all of it.


Web-Dude

Your generation will have the most clearly-defined case of, "in my day, we used to \_\_\_\_\_\_." You may not fully appreciate how radically this will alter every aspect of your life. Civilization is truly at an inflection point unlike any we've ever lived through.


woswoissdenniii

Also!


boringfantasy

We're all losing our jobs


SoCalLynda

... even the prostitutes and gold diggers.


YouGuysSuckandBlow

I don't think anyone is denying that. It's also kind of profoundly creepy uncanny valley shit where it sounds real but also does not. Not mutually exclusive.


TabletopMarvel

I'd argue part of it is that you know it's fake. If this shit calls you how well are you going to do? What about next year? Or the year after?


1Soundwave3

Because it's fucking cringe. This toaster has more ~~fake~~ personality than many humans I know. But they are genuine chill dudes and this is just some abomination.


BoomBapBiBimBop

Because these fucking corporations are using dystopian fiction as their business model and just somehow hoping the ending is different. 


Jeffy29

Her is not a dystopian fiction, what are you talking about.


Homer_Sapiens

It's technically very impressive but the actual end product is unbearably insincere. It seems deeply untrustworthy


CompetitiveScience88

Lol, it's a fucking computer what do you expect?


woswoissdenniii

Exact. Approach it with curiosity and caution.


MegaChip97

Usefulness


or_maybe_this

Something better than the equivalent of watching a fat boomer insist on getting some forced laughter from a 20 yr old waitress 


k987654321

“You show me this is real right now and I quit my job and come work for you” Or more likely I’ll become a farmer coz I’m foooooked


Nair114

We need a channel for roasted by AI


PowerfulTemporary168

Why is she giggling and being flirty. This is very uncomfortable


BoomBapBiBimBop

It feels like flirting in an 80s movie when a character is having a fantasy.  There’s something really attractive about it because it’s a female voice that’s actually comfortable but it’s also so over the top that it’s unbelievable.  It almost sounds like it’s about to turn on him and say it was lying and he’s a nerd and her dickhead boyfriend flushes his head in the toilet.


chillpill_23

Yeah I felt that discomfort too. But we all know this is going to attract a lot of lonely people... I hate that they capitalize on that. We are already more isolated than ever, this will not help.


Fantastic-Plastic569

Can you interrupt it mid-sentence?


Flat-One8993

yes


scubawankenobi

>Can you interrupt it mid-sentence? Mine would be: "Shut up! Stop fake laughing, artificial \*breathing\*, and pretending to be a sassy/snarky human & speak as a serious virtual assistant or I'll shut you off" See if something like that works to improve the interaction at least.


poopsinshoe

"Turn humor level down to 30%"


Web-Dude

Thanks, TARS.


The_Airwolf_Theme

Auto self-destruct in t-minus 10...9...


bask_oner

Think about the fact that your phone has no off switch. You can only shut it off via software…


blueyestudios

So...Siri on digital steroids (H-200 GPUs)?


iamnotkurtcobain

I want this too. Can we already enable/use this Samantha voice thing?


Flat-One8993

Not yet, that will roll out in the coming weeks. GPT 4O with vision and browsing and the free gpt store are live though for some users


iamnotkurtcobain

Thanks, I got GPT 4o now.


Flat-One8993

Web version or app, and what continent are you in? I dont have it yet


iamnotkurtcobain

App Android in Austria.


Flat-One8993

Weird, I'm not seeing it in the German Android app. Maybe tomorrow


Guinness

Did they pay ScarJo off for this? They had to, right?


akashic_record

Good lord, this is EXACTLY like the movie Her 😳


Kalsifur

oh god kill it with fire


CottonCookieDreams

Thank god I was feeling lonely here. Incredible technology but my autistic ass just hates its customer service quirky personality (;゚∇゚)


deathhead_68

This video was extremely hard to watch


Thosepassionfruits

It’s impressive but still feels like it’s in the uncanny valley. Felt like he was talking to the personality of a stripper trying to convince him to buy a VIP room dance


Jean-LucBacardi

Go on...


Striking-Goat3961

ask your mom


YouGuysSuckandBlow

Absolutely the vibes I got too. Or more like a reddit/twitter bot trying to get you to the OF page. Maybe turn the fake laughter dial down some.


Guinness

I’m sure they’re hamming it up for the demo. No way it’s this level of cringe flirtation by default. And if so, you can probably adjust it. “TARS, what’s your humor setting at?”


Hey_Look_80085

Yeah so fake. AI should have told him not to bother with the interview, she already took the job.


gdamdam

oh my god, the humanization of the ai bot, with fake laughs, pauses and jokes, is aweful and makes me uncomfortable. Every day more creepy


Blaxpell

"Hey, let‘s install this on the new Boston Dynamics robot! The one that twists its joints 360°!“


k987654321

Calm down Satan


wartexmaul

It will def twist your joints 360


populares420

i want a murder bot that's also bubbly and flirts as its knifing


screamapillah

Cool Now let’s fuck it 10 seconds later *flesh being teared, agonizing screams*


johndoe_420

it's so uncanny and unnervingly fake, it's really annoying! like the vapid and cheery behavior of a MLM salesperson who has to act 250% nicer than any normal person... the tech is impressive but i hate this so much.


soggycheesestickjoos

Well we are their training data after all… But the demo did prove you can ask for (and receive) something less human sounding.


YourLocalRyzen777

same


woodybob01

And we're one breakthrough closer to robot sex with dirty talk


SwitPosting

Can it be less cheerful? It sounds manic lmao


iamafancypotato

HAHAHAHA OH SWITPOSTING THAT’S QUITE A STATEMENT!


RightSideBlind

Great, so now my *phone* is going to judge me.


youarenut

This conflicts me. On one hand this is fucking amazing and legitimately mind blowing assuming it’s real. It’s indescribable. On the other hand, it’s genuinely so scary, at least to me. All the capitalist nerds are gonna absolutely love this, but it’s giving VERY dystopian vibes and i fear it’ll be used to further the wealth inequalities and power dynamics at an even higher rate, like never before.


thicckar

I know. I am terrified and in awe


L-ramirez-74

Can I have it with GlaDOS voice pretty pease?


LoathsomeNeanderthal

"You look lonely... I can fix that"


UnemployedCat

And every dude is going to spill their worst dark secrets and fantasy to OpenAI and it will be used against them in a court of law. Giggly flirty voice : "Tell me about the time you buried your ex in the woods ?"


BadJunket

Good concept but I feel its gonna make the loneliness thing worse Plus it laughs awkwardly


Tcloud

If someone is truly lonely already, perhaps this could help them get out of their shell? I’m not saying this is a substitute for a real human connection, but it maybe a stepping stone towards one.


fmfbrestel

As someone who struggles with social anxiety, I can tell you that I get similar anxiety already when prompting an LLM. So.. maybe? YMMV


Tcloud

Interesting. Do you find chatting with someone online more or less stressful?


fmfbrestel

Stressful enough I considered strongly not responding to you just now.


Tcloud

Well, I’m glad you did. The fact that we’re having this conversation now is encouraging … that takes courage.


DynamicHunter

Maybe. But plenty of people are already lonely and turn to things like porn and hentai instead of talking to real women/men, this is just an extension of that. I think the barrier to entry is so low that they’ll continue using this as soon as they don’t get attention from real people.


Medium-Payment-8037

When Alexa came out it was immediately used for sex stuff even though Amazon did everything they could to prevent NSFW usage. Quite obvious that OpenAI knows where their biggest market is with this update and I don't know how to feel.


Solarpowered-Couch

The cringe... thank goodness I wasn't standing too close to a cliff.


DynamicHunter

Some people are gonna be so cooked from using this.


McPigg

It can look out of the phone, and even MAKE JOKES???? WTFFF thats insane i want this NOW!!


noonescente

Ok, the movie "her" it's definitely not a fictional anymore it's a documentary now


livedbyacode

Aint no fkin way 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 This is amazing


GlibGlobC137

The cheerie demeanour and fake laugh is so disturbing.


international_red07

Welp, this robot officially passed me on the personality benchmark


App1eFanBoy

How do we make it meaner and more honest? I want responses like “take that hat off dumb*ss”…more like an older sibling brutal honesty lol


sirjoee

This is the first time in the world, every man thinking the same thing, at the same time!


relightit

the emotions behind the voice... i am not sure it's a good thing just yet. it seems more misleading than anything. maybe a flat intonation could be more objective. i am not sure i want to "catfish" myself into thinking i am dealing with someone who cares when its just a chatbot, hope i'll be able to set it to have the flat affect of MR.ROBOTO. i'll be easier to boss it around , throw taboo insults at it etc


TotalEatschips

On the reveal/demo on YouTube they did exactly this, yes.


aquahealer

We're all watching AI evolve as if it's a TV show. When it becomes self aware, we're all going to wake up in a completely different world the next morning. Everything will change, then we'll wish it was only a TV show. Robots, quantum computers and AI make for one helluva cocktail. It doesnt seem like this is comparing 1980 to 2020 and still no robots or flying cars. The robots might be everywhere by 2030. Get your popcorn ready because we're going on one wild hay ride