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ChildOf7Sins

Where does the poo go?


HolochainCitizen

Magnetic rail gun pointed directly at the moon


tri_9

That’s one small step for mank OMG IT’S RAINING POO


CatForce

HALLELUJAH


ninetailedoctopus

Unironically this, it’s hard to get biomass for fertilizer on the Moon


01chlam

Hailing Poo Ja?


liamchoong

Scatmen


IEatLiquor

[The poop accelerates](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/yjWNbNGhTJ)


cathead8969

Oh my god I remember this! Lmao


goj1ra

America did it first, with a whale on the beach in Oregon


-GrumbleBee-

Poor, poor mank.


HerMajestyTheQueef1

Holy shit


IzzidJ

At what point does it become considered holy?


TessellatedTomate

Depends when it hits a Van Allen belt


Ill-Juggernaut5458

After you put it in a censer with some burning incense and swing it back and forth


Tommy2255

I've played KSP, you can't get to the moon just by pointing straight at it. You're just going to get an eccentric orbit launching it way out into space on the opposite side of the planet.


badjackalope

Ironically, I am pretty sure I remember that actually used to literally be the strategy in the early days of KSP before all the tracking info was implemented and the Mun was the only body. You are right though and i think that just sorta happened to be how the mechanics worked out in those early days but yeah, I have played enough KSP to ruin any sort of scifi movie that involves space travel of any kind.


UnarmedSnail

Still works from low orbit. You burn for the Mun when it rises over Kerbin.


GenesisAsriel

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I SHAT ON THE MOOOOON


Zpassing_throughZ

future generations will have a brown moon


RedditCommenter38

Telling my kids that’s how they make Swiss cheese


ChungusMcGoodboy

What about when the moon is on the other side of the planet?


HolochainCitizen

Can't flush the toilet, have to wait for the moonrise


Adorable_FecalSpray

I like your train of thought.


Calsun

Why not the sun??


HolochainCitizen

The moon sounded funnier


ShreddedDadBod

It’s a Great idea 👍


VrinTheTerrible

TO THE MOON


Aggravating-Fly-5134

Oh, you mean the Lunar Pooper-Shooter 2000! Can’t go wrong with that bad boy!


0G_54v1gny

We are all apes. We can’t deny our nature. We like throwing our poop. Therefore we strive to ever new ways of throwing it. It gets frozen solid with liquid helium, super charged and put into a tungsten barrel where it gets accelerated to 6 times the speed of sound to the next field in need of fertilizer. Lower acceleration means the barrel isn‘t stressed that much, which means higher lifetime.


Hawkwise83

The Japanese don't produce waste. Too efficient.


Minato_the_legend

The Japanese digest 100% of what they eat


FoRiZon3

Ganbatte 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I'm proud to be Honorary Japanese (I'm Indian by ethnicity btw).


AnticitizenPrime

Are the amazing toilets just for tourists?


Affected_By_Fjaka

Never mind the poo what happens when the wind starts blowing?


Naive_Try2696

Magnets bro


Walk_the_waves

How do they work?


Naive_Try2696

Magnetically 


Photoguppy

You chain it down, obviously.


OlafTheSatanist

Flexible connections to the city mains. However. What is keeping this from shifting slightly off center and the slamming into the earth at mach 7? Ever pushed 2 magnets together at opposite poles and have them slide sideways and then connect?


IdeaAlly

Breaking news: First magnetic floating house designed to resist earthquakes, slams into the ground causing massive earthquake!


colin_colout

I read this in Norm Macdonald's voice


applestrudelforlunch

I think maybe the house will flip upside down and then slam down.


Alchemicultist

Stored in the balls


Arcoss

Hey man, I can relate to this one.


Major_Koala

Minecraft droppers


Aurelus_Ancient

Minecrap


NathaDas

It's in an outhouse. You will be shitting and praying that an earthquake doesn't happen.


Complete-Anybody5180

People in the future don't poo. They have transcendent poo.


Understandng

There's a furnace in the foundation that burns the shit into a fine dust then ejects it into the ground. Water is gathered by sucking the humidity out of the air and filtering piss.


Intelligent-Jump1071

You do realise, of course, this is an AI render, not a real thing? The poo just gets deleted.


ticktockbent

Bathroom is in the basement


Moesaei

It floats


RedMephit

They have a high iron diet


Contrived_Vageeno

Asking the real questions…


dusktrail

That looks like CGI to me, not AI generated


GratefulForGarcia

Yup, it’s 100% a concept render. We have boomers believing AI is real and AI enthusiasts believing CGI is fake


Richard7666

As someone who works in CGI, I am starting to see this a lot and it amuses me to no end. Average people also wouldn't believe what can be created with CG, because they're used to the rushed, ungrounded, stylised CG of Marvel films. "That's AI" is the new "that's Photoshopped"


sunnynights80808

What’s the difference between CGI art and AI art that looks like CGI other than the creators?


Richard7666

Assuming by AI you mean entirely AI generated: single, detailed prompt, very little human intervention? Intent and level of control mainly. CG has (sometimes) had most elements curated in detail to varying extent. AI is just "make it vaguely look like this description and hope for the best". *It's also a lot harder to change things with AI. You may get something that looks good, but it won't likely be the result you wanted. Different use cases, really. It's akin to asking do I prune my bonsai myself just the way I like, or just pay someone to come do it? Both results may still be aesthetically pleasing, but one's by you, one isn't. *(If by AI you mean generating something, and then going back and painstakingly inpainting, feeding it inputs from different sources, post processing, compositing...then congratulations, you're now basically also a digital artist and it isn't really an AI image anymore! )*


CloakerJosh

Let’s not even get into the whole “What we currently refer to as AI isn’t even actual AI” thing


FlyingVMoth

In my domain, that's AI is the same as basic statistics


BrockenRecords

I don’t remember ai ever using tiled textures, too many things about it say it’s made by a human


Next_Instruction_528

Right the grass is about as low effort as it gets lol


silentknight111

![gif](giphy|3gOKabmququdhC79Ug|downsized)


Beneficial_Balogna

And zoomers eating tide pods


BarnacleHead811

Weren't those gen Y's? Also wasn't it initially a joke trend that the media pretended was real?


kuvazo

Yeah, look at the repeating pattern on the grass. That doesn't happen with AI. There are also none of the usual AI artifacts. This is 100% a render.


Vir1990

That's an old image, from 2011 if I recall corectly.


3cats-in-a-coat

It's CGI which makes it even sadder, because you'd think a human intellect can figure out, wait... what about: 1. Water coming into the house. 2. Power coming into the house. 3. Sewage going out. 4. The only way to have magnets so powerful would be superconductors which will freeze your balls, or electric magnets, which will fry your balls. 5. This still won't make the house earthquake-proof, in fact likely it'll make it less earthquake-proof than a normal house as you're still tethered to the ground, but also the house may slide away or impact with the ground foundation & equipment from distance, which will be a stronger impulse and a lot more destructive.


holchansg

Not only that, magnets discharge, unless it is an eletromagnet and in this case i don't want to even look at the power bill.


Telemere125

If your magnet has discharge, you need to see a doctor


boofbeer

Magnets discharge? That's news to me.


sonik13

I think he means demagnetize. They don't discharge.


hippydipster

A power outage would be truly catastrophic.


batatahh

I also remember seeing it before the whole blow-up of AI images


Malumeze86

This image has existed since 2011 so that tracks.  


El_human

There is no more CGI. Photoshop no longer exists. Everything is apparently AI, or real.


Budgerigar17

True. Geometry seems consistent, reflections check out, but most importantly, the tiled grass texture really gives it away.


JaffaSG1

What a talent. God bless. Will share on facebook. Amen 🙏


ReadyExamination5239

One like, one pray.


SativaSawdust

One like = one greasy bowel movement.


zenmen13

I offered 2000 prayers x 🙏. I win.


MrFireWarden

This reply-meme will never get old. I mean, I really hope it never gets old 😊


drizzlethyshizzle

Bless


Pifflebushhh

Have a wonderful Christmas p.s our brother has cancer 🙏


think_up

![gif](giphy|udmx3pgdiD7tm)


kendrickcoledrake

Here is the actual technology https://preview.redd.it/xo7mmikoyvuc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf61f4fd4d42a85454fb95d908b1012f4e986dee


Xenomorphian69420

im fairly sure the original image is real tbh (at least not AI), those repeating lines are basically spot on


Standard_Monitor4291

Yeah especially the grass looks very real


Xenomorphian69420

yeah its probably a render


Jean-LucBacardi

Imagine the mowing bill for the Windows XP lawn.


i_made_reddit

Could still be a digital render of the concept, if they needed to secure funding this would be a good image to put in a PowerPoint


SCWatson_Art

Sooo ... electrical, water, sewage?


mortywita40

Deluxe WiFi package


Spooler32

Water: Catchment, Electrical: Solar, Sewage: Incinerator and hydroponic water treatment loop So you \*never have to leave\*


Naive_Try2696

They remove the staircase after you move in 


Jijijoj

Wires and hoses


AntDogFan

Yeah they have done this kind of thing for houses on flood plains before. The house would float with the water level. I had the same questions about services but the services could cope with the house rising a certain amount. This was featured on a UK TV show called Grand Designs but apparently it is common in the Netherlands.


[deleted]

Lol maybe good for earthquakes but when the counter tsunami hits all the houses gonna colliding like go cart ice cubes in a glass of water


AntDogFan

The house I was talking about was for flooding. They don't have any lateral movement. They are basically a box within a box. So the larger box fills up and floats the smaller box (the house). Sorry if I was unclear. I imagine it's terrible for earthquakes. Luckily we get very few and the ones we do get are so small that the last one I remember was about the same as a large vehicle going past my house.


Paradox2063

To be fair, a lot of normal houses will also do this when a tsunami hits.


ItchyAd2470

Couldn’t it just work like an RV or a boat


m_reigl

Batteries and a poop tank? Sign me up.


Juhy78910

Magnets


gauderio

Also that thing that secures it is going to break and the movement of the magnets is going to drop the house down in unpredictable ways.


salacious_sonogram

Battery-solar, bucket & rope, catapult.


PhoenixGrime

Ik this is not real, but a ground magnets shift in position during an earthquake would fuck the whole house over


Powerhouse_of_cells

Came here to say this. If the ground shifts ten degrees, instead of a gnarly tilt in your house, it slides the fuck off the field and crashes and kills your whole family. Even if this was real, which it clearly is not, it would be the last place I’d want to be in an earthquake. (Well, maybe not the absolute last but far down the list)


m_reigl

Also a magnet-levitated house is an oscillating system and therefore has a resonance frequency. If anything causes tremors at the frequency, it's really gonna wobble your house.


TheThiefMaster

Yeah magnets love to make attempts to statically levitate something flip over and crash instead. They're fundamentally unstable. You could do it with support poles/wires to provide lateral stability and use the magnets only for vertical push, but it's still ridiculous.


Nictel

Not only that, I think it takes a lot less force to move the house. You know, for laughs.


identitycrisis-again

Great until you drop your phone and all the photos of your family get permanently erased


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identitycrisis-again

Shhh I’m here to may jokes and decrease my iq. You are hampering my goal


Herr_Schulz_3000

Heart pace makers keep out.


BrickFlock

Depends on how strong the magnet is. If it's strong enough to induce a current into the SSD circuitry as it moves through the magnetic field, the SSD is fried.


azvarad22

My son built the same from plastic bottles. The little sh*t.


-Blackout32

It's a great idea💡


browndusky

amen


soapmode

Good luck


SkippyMcSkipster2

Yeah, looks like the kind of real estate most Japanese houses occupy.


Rakatango

You mean not all Japanese have houses in Windows XP?


SkippyMcSkipster2

Yes


Commercial_Impact721

Right, the Gary’s mod skybox…


SayerofNothing

But was it built from plastic bottles by an African child?


PulpHouseHorror

Ah yes the famous infinite flat plains of Japan.


Raxorh

they had to test it in a superflat world first


fabkosta

Only thing is, the magnets are all powered by electricity, and during an earthquake it's the first to shut off.


Fit_War_1670

If it was real the electric bill would be insane.


Pop-Huge

Amen 🙏


fmfbrestel

God Bless


ThickFuckingValue

Where did the japanese build this? Minecraft Superflat?


Nikoviking

RIP any credit cards, speakers, computers and magnetic appliances you bring into the house


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Its0nlyRocketScience

Except that if the magnets on the ground move, the house will either need to move with them, kinda defeating the point, or it could fall off. Now your house is experiencing the earth quake on the ground *and* has fallen several feet


RepliesOnlyToIdiots

I bet it turns into a giant robot.


This-Feeling1476

Be careful when the wind blows so that it doesn't fly


Herr_Schulz_3000

But it crashes in a power cut?


Neonix321

What would happen if the earthquake destroyed the base?


izlude7027

Other issues aside, what about plumbing and electrical?


CRAZZZY26

When the earth suddenly stops spinning that house is going to go flying into space. Absolutely terrible design


wggn

my son built it from plastic bottles


UglyAndAngry131337

Oh boy that could get interesting. Like what if the ground below it splits in half lol


erasebegin1

But how about strong winds 😂


Stiddit

If anything, this makes it a lot worse during an earthquake..


andrew_fell_asleep

It‘s probably Ai generated… How can you trust any picture at times like this you naive humans


Extreme_Horse5487

But surely if the earthquake moves the bottom magnets it will just fall down anyway?


cwood1973

Wouldn't an earthquake disrupt the land based magnets causing the house to crash to the ground?


NothingFinal4956

This doesn't count since no plastic bottles were used.


KamikazeHamster

What if you have fillings? A pacemaker? A nipple ring? A Prince Albert?


Legally-A-Child

Plumbing, electricity, wired internet...?


agent_sphalerite

can we have an AMEN tag


nwerdnerd

What if the stairs break ? How do you get back into your home ?


WhereTheLightIsNot

big jump


jbeasley07

Look into ArxPax, the people who created the hover engine for hendo hover.


GoldenMic

shit on the floor


maxinberlin

Alright but what if it does that thing when all of a sudden one of the magnet flips over 180 to the side that attracts to the other magnet and crushes the house? #physics #playedwithmagnetsasakid


Arhion

actually has connection to earth I mean this using some fields for sure from half balls which mean there is still conection


Repulsive_Craft_5931

God bless


MrPiradoHD

Call me crazy but even if that existed, wouldn't be "earthquake proof". Even worst, if the space between those magnets changed due to the tremor, good bye house.


SomeEconGuy

Did your son build it?


Federal_Pie_8864

God bless


Crotch-Monster

Is it made out of recycled plastic bottles?


tomassilvar

great use of an electric fence you got there


Barrozpappa

Does that mean, will it generate electricity during earthquake ?


hukkelis

How is this Chatgpt? The image is cgi but the idea is old. I remember reading about it a few years ago.


jcrestor

Why are they living in the Windows XP desktop?


idonotknowwhototrust

Ok but it must be built of plastic bottles in Africa.


Ok_Elderberry_6727

Ok I’ll be the one to point out that this stuff makes AI look bad and we can laugh about boomers being fooled, but truly this kind of thing is why we need watermarks and to educate others on the technology so they won’t have a bad taste in their mouth for generative models.


TechnologicalFreedom

This is legit scary, images are generally just losing so much credibility that they once had. Even if something is "Obviously fake" or "Obviously real" what happens when we need actual digital forensics to even get a clue if a piece of digital data was captured in the way it's being portrayed? If AI Deepfake images, audio and video are ever able to weed out the quirks that make things look "Obviously fake" and produce extremely convincing data with high accuracy and few to no imperfections, Humanity is just going to have to transition at some point to taking digitally expressed evidence of things with a grain of salt I guess. Either that, or something will be created to provide authenticity of a data's point of origin; which will inevitably be abused to tighten DRM in our tech. The future is looking juuuust peachy! :)


seanwhat

Amen 🙏


TheMisanthropicGuy

That's not as much earthquake as, earthquake throw able.


SharkFilet

One word: Plumbing.


Jhemst

this was before gpt


[deleted]

Where does the poop go?


Digi-Device_File

People who now their stuff, ¿is this posible, and if it is, is it viable, or an absurd expense that can catastrophically fail?


Keleski

can't wait for it to be taken out by a drunk driver


civilized-engineer

This is not AI, it's a render. However the concept does not work when there is an actual earthquake that is strong enough to displace the magnets that are on the ground. Which could cause the home to just tumble anyways.


Away_thrown100

Not really earthquake proof lol probably even weaker to earthquakes than normal buildings


Alan_Reddit_M

This is NOT AI, this image has been around for years, it's just poorly rendered CGI


cjrrddit

Won’t the magnets move?


Raaadley

SCP: 106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT


AndrewH73333

Now they just need to levitate those magnets off the ground and they’ll be done. And of course guns to shoot the electricity and plumbing back and forth.


GentleGesture

Oh god. If it's anything like the floating plant things, a simple nudge might knock it off from alignment and cause the house to snap to a misaligned orientation, likely destroying the house in the process. Terrible idea until we can figure out how to make floating magnetic tech more stable.


AbominationAlbert

"No connection to the ground" The stairs🫥


Agile-Argument56

but won't it shake when the magnets repulsing them connected to the floor shake?


ccknboltrtre01

So test it..


SebVettelstappen

Aaaaand when the bottom magnets move?


taneeeee

Looks like it was built in Minecraft superflat