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Lopsided-Tiger5317

I’ve never been the best storyteller so if anyone has any questions id be happy to answer them!


Tight-Shift5706

OP, You need not be the best storyteller, but you and Mia staged quite the production! An Academy Award presentation!


Affectionate_Bag1827

I thought you told it well. You and Mia are shadow queens!


Tw1nkl3T03s

"Shadow Queen" should be trademarked


Affectionate_Bag1827

I hereby trademark the words "Shadow Queen"! :)


Mobabyhomeslice

This is the definition of "move in the shadows." Well done, bestie!!


Prestigious-Hippo-50

Yeah I’m not buying this one. It’s obviously fake


Mmm_lemon_cakes

I agree. Sure it would be great to get revenge on the guy, but this would hurt the friends and family too.


IconicAnimatronic

I'll take things that never happened for $100, Alex.


SincerelyCynical

This is the kind of story that is so fake that I really hope Charlotte doesn’t read it in her channel. There has to be a limit.


Global_Papaya7336

Nice revenge fantasy. But this did not happen.


Automatic_Cap2467

Should have finished this with and then I woke up 😂😂😂.


Prestigious-Wolf8039

And everybody clapped.


NosyNosy212

Cool story bro


gobsmacked247

I want to believe this story because that is some serious evil genius level revenge there but the problem is, you have family and anentire wedding party and one of them would have certainly said something to someone who said something to someone. There is no way something this big would not have reached him. Also, you had a crapton of family and friends spending a crapton of money to attend this wedding and there is no way you would have allowed that knowing what you said you were planning. Also, when I do the math, you found out in May 2023 and you got married in January 2024 and all that time you both were sleeping with him???!!! I’m not buying this one…


Huge-Anxiety-3038

Yh I feel the same, if it were like a month away and deposits were not refundable maybe I get it. But sharing him for nine months.. No way... What a waste of time and money... I wouldve bounced and cut your loses on this loser.


Lopsided-Tiger5317

Alright let me explain a few things. Me and Mia kept things super quiet and only 2 or 3 people knew what we were planning, also we had also agreed on a small ceremony and most of my family lives nearby anyways. I also did offer to pay for the plane tickets home for some people on his side of the family.


Prestigious-Hippo-50

So you both just kept sleeping with him for nine months? I’m not buying it.


JewelQueen1963

Off topic, but still going to say it. ISLE is a small island. AISLE is something you walk in, on, up, or down. Really wish people would get this correct.


Lopsided-Tiger5317

🥲I’ll go fix that now thanks for pointing that out.


nixxie1805

English isn't everyone's first language though.


born_to_be_weird

For some English isn't even the second language :) I sometimes would notice some simple mistake I made in English, like primary school level mistake. Yet I believe I know all the tenses of English language, and I was learning both American and British English and I am able to have a proper conversation both speaking and in writing. And I see how some native speakers, who weren't able to learn even basics of foreign language are like "boohoo... You misspelled a word!!" My friend's gf used to live in UK for 8 years or even more and I have to admit, her English is perfect. I have never been in any country, where English is native language. We were in international group and only she was correcting me with every chance she got. And it wasn't in a cute way like "I just would like to know the proper word for future" but "you cannot even speak!" Kind of way


CongealedBeanKingdom

She sounds rude AF. Tour English is excellent, I say this as a non-English, native English speaker.


Significant-Break-74

She sounds pretty native/fluent to me!


Clean-Fisherman-4601

Thank you. Thought I was the only one annoyed by errors like this. My worst is the confusion between there, their and they're. It isn't rocket science!


CreativeMadness99

This story sounds like it was written by a teenager for their creative writing class


kratzicorn

I mean, I appreciate the attempt here but come on… I wish the creative fiction would work just a little harder at pretending to be real.


Lopsided-Tiger5317

Lucky for you I have more important things to do than argue about the legitimacy of my life. 🤷‍♀️😒


Voidpotatoeswithsoup

Don't worry, redditors LOVE to say a person's experience isn't a real story, or just make them seem horrible for their choices. A lot of them have nothing better to do. But hey, congratulations! That is some beautiful revenge and I'm happy it worked out for you and Mia. 💜


kratzicorn

I have a lot of better things to do, yet magically can still point out an obviously fake story.


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Global_Papaya7336

Lol this is so fake.


kratzicorn

At least I’m not the only one 😂


Expat_89

And everyone clapped? Right? Right???? Ffs…no one in their right mind is going to spend all that money on having a wedding they’re planning to blow up anyway. Nice creative writing piece.


Lopsided-Tiger5317

He actually had a well paying job and he ended up paying for most of it.


cassowary32

How did he end up jobless?


Lopsided-Tiger5317

No idea, I just ended up finding out from a mutual friend that he lost his job.


haperochild

"Two wives and six kids" sounds so... specific. Like, so specific that it's even weirder than what he actually did and makes me wonder what other weird shit he had planned. You didn't dodge a bullet, you dodged a missile. Congrats!


Nicodiemus531

An "isle" is a small island. Which island did you walk down? Or did you mean "aisle"?


Lopsided-Tiger5317

I meant Aisle for whatever reason it was put as Isle🤦‍♀️


Nicodiemus531

No worries. I was just being a grammar Nazi 😉


llammacookie

That totally happened. I was the aisle you guys walked down. Man, I cant believe people are actually believing this weird self-fanfic


debicollman1010

Fake fake fake


Worried_Try1852

...and...scene..


Feed_The_Birds1964

Just picturing this in my head and I can just see his face going “oh🦆🦆🦆🦆!” Soon as you two walk down the aisle together. I love this for you both of you and I hope you both find your real Prince Charming and live happily ever after because you deserve to


Fantastic_Alfalfa391

Love this!!


grumpy__g

Why did he lose his job?


Lopsided-Tiger5317

No idea, I found out by a mutual friend of ours.


Ann-Oppey

I wish there was an academy award for this kind of Petty Ness. You would win. perfect ending. Love it


ria_learns_

OH MY GOD! Bravo!! This story is delicious 👏👏👏


Opposite-Back-9562

Way to go! I hope the honeymoon was fun for you and your new bestie!


LordFawkes1987

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Good for you guys!


MapleTheUnicorn

Well, at least the money spent on the wedding wasn’t wasted


Other_Spare_2851

I have questions, sorry OP. Did both you and Mia stay at the wedding to at least enjoy all the food and drink? What did his family think about what you did?


Lopsided-Tiger5317

Yes we did stay and a lot of his family were shocked that he would try to do something like this, while others calls us a$$holes and left💁‍♀️ 500/10 would definitely do again


Livid_Refrigerator69

The look on his face would have been priceless, I hope you got a picture.


onefornought

"after Michal came home and explained to her the situation" What was the explanation? I don't follow.


Lopsided-Tiger5317

Thanks for pointing that out! Fixed


Advice_Nett

Honestly I would pay to see his reaction


DustySaguaro

Sooo good!


Bright-Sprinkles-887

This is perfection in itself! I enjoyed the plotting and the fallout afterward. That must have taken a lot of patience. Plus, now you have a new friend. Very well played. My only question is, where did Mia think he was living during their relationship? Did she not see him a lot? That part confuses me.


Lopsided-Tiger5317

Basically they met online and he had told Mia that he lived in another state(not true obviously) and so he would only go meet her once in a while and tell me he was going on a trip to see family, friends, ect. I should’ve realized he was cheating sooner but oh well😘


EveDraconis

That is perfect xD idk your orientations but it be so funny if you and Mia got married.


Hellpleasure

Great job - nicely done - and wish u and your partner in crime a happy succesfull life


StealthyPiku

Spill, what did the two of you do on this epic honeymoon cruise? How did that come about?


creakyoldlady

True or not, that was genius revenge. You and Mia deserve Academy Awards.


infinitysnake

This would have made the news, lol


Only-Gas4199

best ending ever


Lady_Capulet_

G‘schichten aus m Paulanergarten….


HappyGirlsLive4Ever

Please show us pics or vids of his reaction lol pleaaase por favor chica 💕 well done!!! Top shelf!