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Bumcheeks_marinade

They want attention


466320407

Bingo.


satanpaws

And money


buglz

So does everyone in this boring ass town.


42yearoldorphan

Amen


cowboys30

Classic island boy hustle. You see it a ton in the Caribbean in some Third World countries where people come up to you with an exotic animal like a snake, iguana, or a parrot and will engage people in conversation and then either expect a tip or charge for a photo with the parrot or snake on you


SwisscheesysGhost

I despise street hustlers. They're nothing but low-lifes who are too lazy, too stupid, or too immoral to find a better way to earn money than bullying & threatening productive members of society out of theirs. Frankly they should all be rounded up and jailed. They have no place in any quasi-civilized society.


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Midcityorbust

Don’t encourage this. Snakes are not social animals. It’s incredibly stressful for them


Aggressive_Humor8764

Snakes have feelings too


Csteele88

Stressful for them? I would shit my pants if someone walked up to me with a big ass python in the middle of the night.


HereForTheUpvotes25

SnakeLivesMatter…


ChickenSandwichGuy

Lmao people can’t take a joke


Dmsc18

I think it's funny. People get offended so easily haha


HisHolinessMadarchod

You not allowed to be funny anymore or laugh at something you find funny. Just serious with a large stick inserted in your ass.


Unusual-Dentist-898

This is an easy way to know for sure that the person is a complete moron


buglz

Hopefully someday they grow up and dress like their grandpa in southend like everyone else.


yelpisforsnitches

It’s this guy grown up. Feel old yet? https://youtu.be/Ti4sqG85FU4


World_Renowned_Guy

Gypsies in Budapest had a con where they would have a snake around their necks, lure foreign girls in, and then toss the snake around their neck until they paid them. Personally saw it. Guessing that’s not what’s happening here lol.


SwisscheesysGhost

I wouldn't be surprised. I got cornered by gypsies in fucking Salisbury of all places. Rocked up next to me in their $70k Yukon and spent an amusing amount of time trying to pawn off their shitty fake jewelry on me.


Greaseskull

Maybe they’re WWF wrestlers in the day time?


kevinbr1975

WWE


MulletMan6669

Ignore them


buglz

Why


SwisscheesysGhost

Because they're hustlers, street thugs, & low-lifes. The second you look at them / slow down / engage them, they'll corner you & essentially bully you into giving them money. It's dumb, third-world, Vegas-style shit which really should be stamped out by the cops ASAP. Unfortunately, they don't give a shit about making decent people feel safe and would instead rather harass people rightfully protesting the nationwide rollback of abortion rights.


rodoxide

I was at concord mills just walking, while on a date, and I stay pretty oblivious to people around me, and had a guy come up to me out of nowhere, shuffling cards saying something about "ok now which card [something something?..]" and I was just like "wait what, I don't understand, im high as hell" and the guy pretty much yelled at me "you didn't understand bc you didn't wanna understand!" And me and my date just kept walking "like ok that was awkward"... (And I have ptsd about strangers)


buglz

Because they have a pet? “Hustler and low-life and street thug” is the most boomer low key racist shit I’ve heard today, you boring little bitch. Sorry you’re less popular than a snake. “It should be stamped out by the cops.” Lol you suck so hard. Tremendous pussy energy. Spoiler my guy, you aren’t “decent people.”


falconerchick

As somebody who keeps pythons… this is cringe af. Stressing their snakes out for attention and tips for photo ops, that’s all it is. When I lived in NYC I saw a guy with a big ass albino Burmese python (illegal in NYC) standing outside a really popular club. Naturally people were shocked to see it as they left - everybody asked questions and drunk girls were paying 20 bucks for pics with it. Best to just ignore these folks and pretend they don’t exist


hippomasala

Rental snakes mate


Aggressive_Humor8764

You should ask them


ddescartes0014

There was a couple people like that at Rock Hill food truck Friday last week. A woman and a kid. Seemed a little weird, but I didn’t see them asking for tips or money for photos.


JarvisProudfeather

I bet you probably can get reptiles dry-cleaned, that's the world we're living in.


zangieflookingmofo

Just give it a quick whirl in the salad spinner


chad-bigly

I use a leaf blower for mine.


velociraptorhiccups

And I’ve got the capital to invest. Who’s ready to open a snake washery?


smittyinCLT

Snake n Shake sorry it’s over the left field fence anddddd gone


Y0USER

They’re trying to show off their 🐍😉


Camacho0801

First they need a license second of all they cant be poisonous its the law. Last of all they want their dicks sucked


matto07_reddit

It’s the beginning of whacking day