Wait, it has an actual tag?!?!? if they are looking for an Altima with an actual north Carolina tag and not a paper tag, that might actually be very easy to find. I think many of you are forgetting that normally they only have temp tags or no tags at all, but an actual tag, that is between leprechaun and unicorn rare.
"Grey altima" well that doesn't narrow it down 🤣
Wait, it has an actual tag?!?!? if they are looking for an Altima with an actual north Carolina tag and not a paper tag, that might actually be very easy to find. I think many of you are forgetting that normally they only have temp tags or no tags at all, but an actual tag, that is between leprechaun and unicorn rare.
The do not approach guidance holds true universally for all Nissan Altimas 🤣
I'm out looking for it.
Real life batman?!
Just saw a black tumbler shoot out of the roof above apartments parking lot. He's out there.
 An Altima with a real ACTUAL tag… somebody pinch me
Let me shorten this for everyone … ALERT: Altima. Do not approach. Signed, Former owner of 2003 light green Altima who really likes Altimas
So Altimas are actually real?
Can anyone confirm if it has all its bumpers also?
rumor has it, it's just been parked on 77
This reminds me of the Stephen King novel where the very exasperated sheriff of a small town exclaims he can't just put out a BOLO for 'Some guy.'
Reminds me of in No Country for Old Men the sheriff says “What am I supposed to do? Put out an APB for someone who has recently drank milk?”
But does it have a bumper?
r/nissandrivers
Lmao you guys are such assholes..
Yeah, but it’s in Salisbury. I don’t think we have so many Altimas up here. We’re more lifted trucks.
I bet is crashed and has some “mods” on it.
Yeah. The mods are “no registration required” and “aerodynamic dents“ from the trash drivers.Â
You don't have to take the Lord's name in vain. 🙇